Feelings and F-Bombs

POV: you came for a chill podcast… and stayed for pregnancy chaos, doomsday panic, and the most unhinged “would you rather” questions 😭🍷We’re talking: – being pregnant has Madeline f*cked up in the best (and worst?) way – social media messing with your brain – AND a few cringe moments to consider in your Would You Rather game. Grab your drink (real or fake, no judgment) and laugh/cringe with us… it only gets worse from here 💀Please LIKE the video if you laughed, related, or spiraled with us! Referenced book: The Anxious Generation Referenced episode: Real women fart too TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 – Intro: Grab your wine, weed, & whatever you need3:18 – Big knockers + “What Has You F*cked Up”11:41 – Texas Weather Panic/Snowpocalypse 2.0?17:58 – Fearmongering, Social Media + Anxiety Talk21:39 – Would You Rather Game (Impossible addition)

We’re kicking things off the only way we know how: zero planning, sugar-fueled chaos, and emotional growth disguised as absolute nonsense. In this episode of Feelings & F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis dive into life updates that start off wholesome and quickly spiral into… well, everything. We’re talking pregnancy cravings that feel illegal, skiing disasters that humble you instantly, and a literal movie-scene engagement story that somehow includes horses, yellow snow, and near wipeouts. 💍❄️ It’s funny, reflective, mildly unhinged, and somehow still grounding. Thanks for being here—we love you, and we mean it. 💌✨ Please LIKE the video if you laughed, related, or spiraled with us 💍🌀 Last Episode: https://youtu.be/ccN4SFMrS6Y?si=pSBgwS2TUI80aAZK FOLLOW ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@feelingsandfbombs?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/feelingsandfbombs?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@feelingsfbombs?si=-LsAFDGwqba6J0BD LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5IFbhEzrlxBLkfG9ndTXLu?si=0b014b1106964695 LISTEN ON APPLE PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feelings-and-f-bombs/id1836945512 BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected]

Welcome in, eavesdroppers. 💌✨ This one gets real—like “snuggle up with a blanket and maybe text your therapist” real. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline + Alexis start with chaos (Roscoe’s tippy-taps included), accidentally roast capitalism, and somehow land in a deeply honest conversation about body image, the scale, food guilt, and what “being healthy” even means when your brain is doing the most. We also cover: pregnancy swelling, the sacred science of “mom butt,” scrunch-butt shorts as a push-up bra for your cheeks, and the emotional timeline of learning how to be nice to yourself… without becoming a robot who only eats protein and sadness. TRIGGER WARNING: We discuss body image and relationship with food/eating habits. If that’s tender for you right now, you can skip around using the timestamps below. You’re not alone, and we’re really glad you’re here. 🤍 Referenced in this episode: The Anxious Generation: https://www.anxiousgeneration.com/book Resources (if this episode brings stuff up): National Eating Disorders Association (NEDA): screening + support options: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/ ANAD (free eating disorder support groups): https://anad.org/ If you’re in immediate danger or need urgent help: call/text 988 (US Suicide & Crisis Lifeline): https://988lifeline.org/ or your local emergency number Please LIKE the video if you enjoyed it (or if you also believe we deserve rights and asses). 😌 Last Episode: https://youtu.be/n64Y13lxKRU?si=_fuH03_ujpxktDWF FOLLOW ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@feelingsandfbombs?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/feelingsandfbombs?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 — Trigger Warning + What We’re Covering Today 01:13 — Monday Check-In + Rosco's Tippy-Taps 03:01 — New Year Brain: Deadlines Aren’t Real 10:12 — Pregnancy Swelling + “Mom Butt” Watch Party 17:15 — Body Image + Food Talk Deep Dive (TRIGGER WARNING)

We’re celebrating Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: zero planning, alcohol-free wine, and emotional damage served with a side of chaos. 💌🍷✨ In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis get into the VERY important topics… like placebo drunkness, why sugar hits like crack now that we’re aging, and the terrifying realization that EpiPens are basically a “pause button” and not a “save button.” Then we shift into the Valentine’s Day vibe: horror stories, bare minimum exes, and the tragic reality of dating someone who simply… does not like you. And of course — we finish strong with our new favorite segment: WOP OR FLOP: Valentine’s Day Edition (aka: does it make you WET or does it make you want to put your panties in a LOCKBOX?) It’s funny, reflective, wildly unhinged, and somehow still weirdly healing. Thanks for being here. We love you and we mean it. 💘 PLEASE LIKE THE VID if you enjoyed it! References: Wop or Flop segment inspired by: Call Her Daddy x Cardi B YouTube channel mentioned: Smosh – Reddit Reads Last Episode: https://youtu.be/iVij4TmJ1qo?si=GuWHTtPgksn9vsGb FOLLOW ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@feelingsandfbombs?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/feelingsandfbombs?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@feelingsfbombs?si=-LsAFDGwqba6J0BD LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5IFbhEzrlxBLkfG9ndTXLu?si=0b014b1106964695 LISTEN ON APPLE PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feelings-and-f-bombs/id1836945512 BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – Cupid Sent Us… Alcohol-Free Wine 08:05 – Pregnant & Placebo Drunk in Public 13:45 – Engagement Ring Confirmed (We’re Screaming) 15:58 – EpiPens Are a Scam (Apparently??) 31:20 – WOP OR FLOP: Valentine’s Day Edition

Today we start with tiny sips, zero shame, and bodily functions showing up uninvited. In this episode of Feelings & F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis reflect on end-of-year wins, unexpected momentum, and the weird feeling of things finally working out, while still managing to spiral immediately. We celebrate our first ever YouTube comment, talk growth (the kind you can measure and the kind you feel), and then issue a disclaimer for family members watching… right before Alexis tells the story of farting on her boyfriend during sex for the first time. Under the covers. In the dark. During a very intimate moment. (Yes, the relationship survived.) We wrap with softer New Year goals, evolving mindsets, pregnancy calm, cooking fails, and the ongoing mission to not accidentally poison your spouse. It’s funny, honest, mildly unhinged, and somehow grounding. Thanks for hanging out with us. We love you, and we mean it. 💌✨ Submit your stories HERE: [email protected] Last Episode: https://youtu.be/8P6G_oW_K7k?si=yWT5Ws5AAoCDqg-p Check out Alexis’s orange foot here: https://youtu.be/Zk3pkVD015Q?si=C-OoJbu_6IG_dPiB NYE Episode: https://youtu.be/UNvZbBOzspE?si=lhSAkt_YPtubnK0L Madeline’s first time editing an episode: https://youtu.be/20MB402UuaI?si=Hw1gKG4w9VfBhAH0 FOLLOW ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@feelingsandfbombs?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcFOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/feelingsandfbombs?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@feelingsfbombs?si=-LsAFDGwqba6J0BDLISTEN ON APPLE PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feelings-and-f-bombs/id1836945512 BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 – Tiny Sips & Chaos 02:18 – When Things Align 06:41 – Growth & Gratitude 13:49 – The Fart Story 21:15 – Gentle New Year Goals

We’re kicking things off the only way we know how: zero planning, a pet vacuum we won’t shut up about, and emotional chaos disguised as personal growth. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis ease into the year with real-life updates that somehow turn into deep reflections, questionable internet behavior, and conversations that spiral exactly where they’re supposed to. We talk adult purchases that make you feel ancient, becoming the sole owner of a house (yes, with an ex present), unexpected career wins, and what it’s like when things finally start aligning — even when your brain wants everything to happen right now. We unpack instant gratification vs. enjoying the journey, human design revelations (including being labeled an extremist), and why maybe you’re not chaotic… maybe you’re just a manifesting generator. Things take a sharp (and hilarious) turn as we dive into TikTok algorithms exposing men everywhere, porn boundaries in relationships, golden retriever partners who somehow manage extremist energy, and the sacred timeline of farting in front of your significant other. Pregnancy gas, sleep farts, silent victories, and bathroom boundaries included — because nothing is off-limits here. It’s funny, reflective, wildly unhinged, and somehow still grounding. Thanks for hanging out with us — we love you, and we mean it. 💌✨ Leave us a review if you enjoyed it!

🎉 HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉 We’re kicking off the year the only way we know how: non-alcoholic rosé, surprise cake, and emotional chaos. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis talk New Year superstitions, celebrate tiny wins (50 TikTok followers, we’re basically famous), and get real about trust issues, anxious attachment, acting out of character at work, and choosing growth even when it’s uncomfortable. We unpack the difference between intuition vs. trauma responses, why Snapchat is apparently the devil, how past relationships can make you feel situationally unhinged, and what it looks like to communicate needs without spiraling. We close things out with New Year goals that are less about hustling and more about joy, alignment, and doing fewer things at once. It’s funny, reflective, mildly unhinged, and exactly the energy we’re bringing into the new year. Thanks for being here! We love you, we mean it. 💌✨

If you’re looking for a healthy dose of hilarious, unfiltered girl talk, this episode is for you. In this week’s Feelings & F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis catch up on life updates that range from wholesome to what the actual f**.* We talk about best friends moving close enough to walk to, why adult book clubs are basically scheduled playdates, and the pure joy of boring, cozy lives. Madeline shares what pregnancy is actually like. Energy crashes, supportive partners, and the very real learning curve of pregnancy sex (including crying mid-act… it happens). Things take a scary turn when Alexis recounts a late-night encounter with a stranger that quickly escalates into a full-blown safety nightmare; yes, involving a gun and a Ring camera. Then we spiral (lovingly) into aging, realizing we’re no longer the “it girls,” and why that might actually be the best thing ever. We wrap it all up with gratitude, growth, and one truly unhinged group-chat moment involving sperm health, fantasy football, and a message that absolutely should not have been sent. It’s funny, vulnerable, a little spooky, and extremely real. Enjoy. 💋 💬 Tell us in the comments: Have you ever had a situation where your gut instinct kicked in and saved you? What happened? 📱 FOLLOW US TikTok | Instagram: @feelingsandfbombs | YouTube: @FeelingsFBombs Hosts: Madeline & Alexis ❤️ SUPPORT THE POD Like, comment, subscribe & share with a friend who needs to laugh today!

Welcome back, you beautiful eavesdroppers! Today’s episode of Feelings and F-Bombs is a chaotic masterpiece of spooky-season cups, cringe dating stories, questionable kissing techniques, baby memory crises, and the universal experience of public pooping solidarity. ✨💩We cover EVERYTHING from corporate jargon hell, to why we can’t remember infancy, to the most aggressively stiff-lipped kiss ever described on a podcast, to the spiritual bond formed between two women dropping deuces in adjacent bathroom stalls.If you’re here for:dating humorreal talkintrusive thoughts with microphonesquestionable life lessons …you’re in the right place.Grab a snack (maybe not if you’re poop-sensitive), settle in, and enjoy another unhinged rollercoaster episode with Madeline & Alexis.00:00 — Welcome Back + Spooky Cups in Spring 03:15 — New Segment: What Has You F*cked Up Lately?* 04:40 — Corporate Jargon Hell & HR Simulation Energy 10:39 — Why Can’t We Remember Being Babies?? 15:17 — Baby Kinks (don’t worry, it’s not what you think) 16:01 — Transition into Cringe Dating Stories 16:48 — Cringe Date #1: The Divorce Venting Steakhouse Saga 25:18 — Cringe Date #2: The Professor With the Rigid Lips 38:49 — The “Bag of Cheese” Perfect First Kiss Story 40:21 — Public Pooping: Shame, Solidarity & Girl Power 49:09 — Office Pooping Politics & Accidental Toot Trauma 53:13 — Lessons Learned + OutroEpisodes MentionedEp. 3 — Live, Laugh, Love through an Existential Crisis: Alexis expands on the corporate simulation vibes.Ep. 5 — WE LOVE CARROTS!: Featuring academic cringe & professors acting suspiciously human.💬 Tell us in the comments:Are YOU a public pooper or a home-only pooper? And what’s your cringiest dating story? 👀📱 FOLLOW USTikTok | Instagram: @feelingsandfbombs | YouTube : @FeelingsFBombs Hosts: Madeline & Alexis❤️ SUPPORT THE PODLike, comment, subscribe & share with a friend who needs to laugh today!

In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, we’re getting spooky and sentimental. Madeline drops major life updates before the conversation flows from therapy insights to training boyfriends with M&Ms. Then things take a supernatural turn as both hosts share real-life ghost encounters. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and a little haunted.Timestamps:00:00 — Intro & Big Announcement Recording in October, releasing near Christmas. And Madeline's life updates6:28 — Therapy with Friendships vs. Clients How Madeline can give advice to friends she can’t give to clients11:21 —Training Your Boyfriend with M&Ms Positive reinforcement, harmless manipulation, and chocolate-based conditioning13:13 — Thanks for Listening to our Ads Celebrating $0.08 in ad revenue and thanking the listeners 14:18 — Spooky Vibes Transitioning into ghost talk — “grab your cocoa and turn off the lights.”33:25 — Weird Shit We did as Children Funny stories about the embarrassing, strange things we did as kids48:40 — Wrap-Up & Odd Ending Somehow our video cut off. Maybe it was the ghosts?

In this episode, Alexis and Madeline go full rollercoaster—starting with the most pressing question yet: How do you brush your teeth? Then we dive into libido, emotional intimacy, and whether love is even real. Vulnerable, hilarious, chaotic, and heartfelt. Buckle up bitchessss. Timestamps 00:00 — Intro How do you brush your teeth? 04:40 — Let's Talk Libido How female libido shifts with stress, birth control, age, health, and new-relationship energy. 20:00 — “Do Men Even Like Women?” Realizing men can love women; processing old narratives. 24:10 — Trust, Independence & Fear Fear of depending on a partner; finances; safety; self-protection in relationships. 29:38 — Anxiety & Bad Time Management Does anxiety run the show? Ways we naturally regulate. 45:11 — Wrap Up Follow us to get notified when new episodes drop!

In this candid, hilarious, and unapologetically honest episode, we discuss social media cringe, awkward public encounters, personal boundaries, and relationship patterns. Join us as we explore how being fiercely honest with yourself (and others) can shape your relationships.Timestamps:0:00 – Reflecting on the official launch Feelings and F-Bombs:1:01 – TikTok troubles and social media cringe.7:07 – The NPCs and the Glizzy Gobbler might have the right idea after all11:51 – Pink penises and what NOT to do with yours17:02 – Romantic relationships: being fiercely honest, recognizing patterns, setting boundaries, and self-reflection.40:17 – Mercury in the microwave: Taurus and Cancers are the best duo, even if we don't believe in horoscopes

💅 The girls get real about growing up, leveling up, and knowing your worth. They talk magic, money, men, and mistakes — with the honesty (and delusion) that only two women in their late twenties can deliver.This episode dives into: 00:00 – Catching Up & Feeling Official-Lashes, brows, and sugar daddies by birthright03:00 – Women Are the Magic-Loving yourself and not over-performing05:00 – Good Men, Bad Men, & Slim Pickings-Showing up matters more than potential. “You can’t pick family, but you can pick your partner—so pick well.”18:00 – Setting Patterns in Relationships-How early relationship behaviors create long-term dynamics21:00 – Reciprocity, Gender Roles, & the Lizard Brain-Why over-giving can backfire

This week, we spiral (beautifully) from mascara mishaps to full-blown existential dread about corporate life, capitalism, and the myth of work-life balance (thanks a lot, Henry Ford). But it’s not all doom and gloom! If you’re questioning your life choices but still down to laugh through the breakdown… this one’s for you.Timestamps:00:00 - Intro Celebrating the growth of the show and reacting to being called “hilarious.” Actually funny or just delusional?01:00 - Sleep Debt and Stress Aging hits different in your late 20s. From grad school to adult life.3:36 - The Life Balance Myth Dive into how little time we actually have for ourselves after accounting for work and sleep. Sharing vulnerable, honest thoughts on corporate jobs, societal expectations, and feeling detached from purpose.19:08 - Weekend Recap Texas Live, baseball traditions, and realizing the cheerleaders now look like teenagers. Another “I feel old” moment.23:11 - Mexico Recap: Naked, Drunk, and In Love A chaotic, hilarious, and somehow romantic vacation story: piña coladas and falling asleep on the bathroom floor.30:14 - Looking Ahead: PhD vs. Physical Pain One of us just finished the first quarter of a PhD—a true boss b*tch! The other has something… less fun. Real talk about an embedded IUD.43:25 Follow @feelingsandfbombs Ending the show on a high note! If you like our content, follow us on socials and subscribe! Links to references:Do Nothing by Celeste Headlee: https://amzn.to/46qvuI3

In this episode, we start by unpacking what “adult dating” really looks like when you’re almost 30. Seven weeks of dating and already booking a flight to Mexico? Yeah… what could possibly go wrong?But that’s not all—we dive into why peeing after sex is so important, and the unfiltered truth about butt stuff (a.k.a. the quest for the factory reset). Sprinkle in childhood cringe memories, veils in relationships, and why the government wants drugs to be illegal, and you’ve got a full send of laughs, honesty, and talking about the taboo.Episode timestamps 00:00 — Seven-Week Boyfriend & Spontaneous Trip Knowing a guy for 7 weeks, flying to Mexico, “he could sell me in Mexico” energy.3:00 — Birth-control and Adulting Medical procedure to remove IUD. Realizing that getting pregnant would be a-ok for us9:00 — Veils, Code-Switching & Perception Conversation about veils (behavioral layers), feeling humbled by previous relationship, and seeing people differently.10:50 — Butt Stuff Playful, frank talk: first-time stories, technique, factory resetting16:40 — First Orgasms & Young Self-Exploration Hosts share memories of early sexual discovery, a need for age-appropriate sex ed, and why we should avoid shaming28:25 — UTIs & Aftercare: How making babies in closets causes UTIs, pee after sex tip34:43 — Wrap-up + Final Thoughts Reflections on growing up, relationships, pleasure, and being adult enough to handle the weirdness.

Welcome to Feelings and F-Bombs! We’re two women here to laugh our way through life, relationships, and all the messy moments in between. In our first episode, we’re discussing our toxic traits, broken boundaries, attachment styles, and sharing what it’s really like navigating the workforce as women.If you’ve ever wanted a podcast that feels like chatting with your besties—equal parts chaos, confessions, and uncontrollable laughter—you’ve found it. Grab a drink, drop the filter, and come hang out with us.Topics & Timestamps0:00 – 2:00 → Kicking things off: podcast setup chaos, five-things-will-go-wrong life advice.3:00 – 6:20 → Who we are: introductions, careers, life transitions.6:20 – 9:40 → Relationships & boundaries: who this podcast is (and isn’t) for, family reactions, setting limits.9:40 – 13:20 → Women in the workforce: career “girlies,” balancing professional identity and being unfiltered.13:20 – 19:40 → Cringe moments & toxic traits: wine, margaritas, group chats, overanalyzing, and friendship dynamics.19:40 – 29:30 → Breaking boundaries & relationships: cheating stories, gaslighting, female intuition, lessons learned.29:30 – end → Full circle moments, self-love, and choosing better for yourself.LinksAttachment style quiz: https://traumasolutions.com/attachment-styles-quiz/?utm_source=whatcanyoudoforme.beehiiv.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=attached-to-powerBook- Codependent No More: https://amzn.to/4gbaAjsBook- How Women Rise: https://amzn.to/4g5F5XX