Fight Court

No guests this week, just your three favorite boys! And we’re only doing the Melee Bracket, too! It’s Crowbar vs. Hockey Stick and Mace vs. Machete!⁠Fight Court Plugs⁠

We’ve got another Content Hotdog™ for all our hungry listeners! That’s right, it’s a warm up episode.THE FIGHTSCould a praying mantis get a human girlfriend? (w/ Kalia Armbruster)A species of humans that lives a year vs a species of humans that lives for a thousand years (w/ Cody Frost)Can a man with unlimited Hot and Spicy McChickens and Otterpops cross the Sahara Desert? (w/ Claire Kostohryz & Amandari Karaca)⁠Fight Court Plugs⁠

You’re seeing that right: we’ve got TWO guests! Amandari Karaca and Claire Kostohryz are sharing a mic this week to talk to us about girl dads, working it out on the remix, and experiential dining.They’d both like you to check out Adult Improv! Go to their shows!⁠Fight Court Plugs⁠

The singularly amazing Kalia Armbruster joins us once again! She leads us through a Rom Com Plot battle featuring the Fast cast. See Kalia live at Haight to Laugh or at her show Bad Art! ⁠Fight Court Plugs⁠

You read that right! The infamous Cody Frost is back and chaotic as ever. We discuss picnic-themed names, an Oscars challenge, and BANS.Cody wants you to go see Bad Art, and you should go to the brand new BOAT Jam! ⁠Fight Court Plugs⁠

Four of our most recent amazing guests enter. They each leave a couple hours later after the recording is done. But this is the first thing that happens. THE FIGHTSAnimal Sense Fight + Ghosts Rider (w/ Kenna Harris)Who vs. What vs. When vs. Where vs. Why vs. How (w/ SKH)Time Loop Sandwich Challenge (w/ Logan Marshall)Bus-sized Crab vs. 1000 Men (w/ Sam Zahn)Fight Court Plugs

We are joined this week by the delightful Sam Zahn! When we recorded this, Valentine’s was coming up so we had romance on the mind. We also get into U.S. history, Pokemon, and, of course, Shrek.See Sam live with Adult Improv, or online with Children of Divorce!Fight Court Plugs

SKH is baaaaaaaaaaack! And I mean fully: we’re talking transit, we’re talking Bop-it, we’re talking Whoopi Goldberg!See SKH at Rikki’s for trivia, or every third Thursday at Haight to Laugh, or at MUNI Diaries! Fight Court Plugs

Everyone’s favorite bub, Kenna Harris joins us once again! We talk best friends, Lord of the Rings, and musical battles! You can find Kenna and their amazing art on instagram: HERE!Fight Court Plugs

We’re joined this week by none other than Logan Marshall! We talk about video games, the Olympics, and the importance of M.I.L.K.See Logan live at the Vagabonds show hosted by his team Chaos A-Go-Go! (Also he’s got a podcast coming out soon! Stay tuned!)Fight Court Plugs

It’s a warm up episode, but only featuring one guy! We chat with Toby Childs about a bunch of stuff coincidentally starting with S: Star Wars, Spider-Man, sex, series, etc. Then there is an actual warm up fight, too. Fight Court Plugs

Happy Holidays! In another flawlessly holiday-themed episode we are joined by Cauliflower!Fight Court Plugs

This week it’s just your three favorite boys discussing pink characters and green characters, and finally revisiting the Melee Bracket!Fight Court Plugs

We’ve got another hot dog episode for everyone! Not everyone loves that characterization, but everyone loves that good porky flavor. Featuring CJ Watson and Grace Orriss!THE FIGHTSPersonal Superpower Crime Fighting Threshold (w/ CJ Watson)Legalized DuelsHumanity Hunger Increase (w/ Grace Orriss)Fight Court Plugs

We’re joined this week by the elusive and wonderful Grace Orriss! She leads us through a very special season of Surivor, and in turn we ask her about Glup Shittos and offer a confusing Stephen King fight.See Grace live with the Drunk Theatre Company and Forever Improv! Fight Court Plugs

We are joined once again by the wonderful CJ Watson! They’re being a brave little boy as we discuss our ideal strip malls and a bevvy of Etsy curses!See their team Women and Children First and check out their substack! Fight Court Plugs

Dudes rock! On this guestless episode, the boys get back to basics and fantasize about war, mechs, and twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!Fight Court Plugs

Here’s some more warm up fights, just to get us all limber before the real fighting starts! Featuring John Griffis and Kenna Harris! THE FIGHTSFlashbanged LeBron James / 8 Billion Immortal Snails (w/ John Griffis)Average Man Apocalypse JourneyArm Controller vs. Leg Controller (w/ Kenna Harris)Fight Court Plugs

This week we are joined by fitness and longevity expert Brent Armstrong! We halfway try to do a Halloween fight with a “vampire” and a “werewolf”, and he talks to us about some personal beef in his own life. Fight Court Plugs

We are joined again by the fantastic Kenna Harris! In a previous episode we helped them decide which famous hippo could take the ring to Mt. Doom, in this one they help us decide what animals the other members of the Fellowship are! And at the end, an avuncular power ranking.You can find Kenna and their amazing art on instagram: HERE!Fight Court Plugs

We are joined once again by the amazing John Griffis for another all-J episode! Everyone except Jevin talks about their recent trips to Japan.See John live with Industrial Kitchen or Your Fucked Up Relationship!Fight Court Plugs

This week we’re looking back at a couple of our more colorful guests! Iris Reynolds (Kendall Detweiler) asks for our advice on an ongoing prank war between her and her students. Mark McGwire Jr. (Toby Childs) tells us all about his life.Fight Court Plugs

Further fights for fueling fire ‘fore Fight Fourt! Featuring the fantastic Kaitlyn Cornell, Cody Frost, and Mary Johnson!THE FIGHTSChallenges for a “Perfect” Man (w/ Kaitlyn Cornell)No More Lies (w/ Cody Frost)1000 Sloths vs. The US (w/ Mary Johnson)Fight Court Plugs

We keep trying to do episodes with just us, but yet again we are joined by a total stranger! Toothy is a “survivalist” living out of a tent in Jason’s living room/den. Somehow, Toothy is a fan of the shows Haight to Laugh and Bad Art! So go check those out if you identified with him in any way.Fight Court Plugs

This week we are joined by actor, hitchhiker, lawyer, dog lover, and curtain enthusiast Harriet (Kaitlyn Cornell)! We learn all about her proclivities and she helps us with an animal fight.Harriet is a big fan of the Improv All Stars and No Worries If Not, so go check those teams out!Fight Court Plugs

This week, Mary Johnson is actually here! She issues a correction in Corrections Corner, then leads us through a Sex and the City fight.Check out the instagram for her upcoming web series ROOMIE! (We can vouch that it’s going to be really very good)Fight Court Plugs

That’s right! We’ve got our three previous guests getting limber before the actual fighting starts!THE FIGHTSEat 1 Hot Dog then 100m Dash: Usain Bolt vs. Joey Chestnut (w/ CJ Watson) - (00:00:52-00:29:44)Superpower Comparison and Fight (w/ Kalia Armbruster) - (00:29:47-00:58:35)100 Peanut-sized Marines vs. 300k Ants (w/ Toby Childs) - (00:58:38-01:18:40)Fight Court Plugs

The newly paternal Toby Childs joins us once again! We’re mainly just being funny, be we take his sci-fi/fantasy character draft deadly serious. He also tells us about his adventures in glassblowing. Convince Toby to do more Temescal Social Club shows!Fight Court Plugs

This week we have a very special guest in Baby Statham! Part stunt-boy, part clone, he joins us as we do another random noun generator gun fight, and compare anatomical limitations. Baby Statham is a big fan of Kalia Armbruster and wants you to check out her shows Bad Art and Forever Improv!Fight Court Plugs

We are joined this week by the wonderful CJ Watson! The lead us through a fight involving missions most impossible. Later Jason asks us some time travel questions.THE FIGHTSMiranda’s Impossible Runway Challenge (00:09:52-01:01:52)Back to the Future Queries (01:02:13-01:17:15)See CJ live with their team Women and Children First!Fight Court Plugs

Here’s a few more warm up fights, just to keep folks limber!THE FIGHTSConvincing Superpower Challenge (w/ Marina Stover) (00:00:51-00:28:02)Can Humanity Find One Particular Ant? (00:28:05-00:45:07)30-Day Murder Wars (w/ Justine Sizemore) (00:45:10-01:15:03)Fight Court Plugs

A few days ago the Fight Court boys went to Chili’s and met the most fascinating (and aromatic) server! Meggot the goblin joins us to discuss various bits of goblin lore and takes part in the Big Bean Battle Bonanza!THE FIGHTSMeggot Intro & Goblin Lore (00:00:00-00:32:44)The Big Bean Battle Bonanza (00:41:11-01:02:02)Fight Court Plugs

On an episode where we didn’t plan on having a guest, we’re joined by Lori (Justine Sizemore)! She’s apparently gone on a date or two with Jevin’s uncle and is a singularly talented Foley artist.Lori’s plugs: Forever Improv | Industrial Kitchen Improv | Drunk Theatre CompanyCauses we care about.Fight Court

We’ve got some extremely late breaking news!!! One of our hosts was cast in the latest AAA open world heist game! That’s right, we finally talk about how Jason Duval is the star of the upcoming GTA VI! We couldn’t do a full plot breakdown, per an NDA, but we get some juicy behind the scenes facts!GTA VI “Jason Duval” Discussion - (00:10:13-00:35:41)[Music Genre] (Cryptid) Hunters - (00:35:41-00:50:11)Causes we care about.Fight Court

We’ve got three wonderful guests, and three wonderful warm up fights! People versus dogs, people versus bears, and Captain America!FEATURINGKalia Armbruster with Average Human vs. Average Dog 00:00:51 - 00:19:38Lilly Conboy with Each Human vs. One Bear 00:19:42 - 00:41:27Mary Johnson with Captain America Plays a Sport 00:41:30 - 00:56:44Causes we care about.Fight Court

The wonderful Lilly Conboy finishes up her first appearance by helping us out with a villain gauntlet! See Lilly live with Forever Improv or the Drunk Theatre Company!THE FIGHTSMost Devastating Murder Monologue 00:27:02 - 00:33:42Build a Child Robot Combatant 00:33:42 - 00:38:57Bingo Tournament 00:38:57 - 00:50:08Causes we care about.Fight Court!

This week we have the intrepid Lilly Conboy on! She asks a very important question regarding bugs and their fighting ability.See Lilly live with Forever Improv or the Drunk Theatre Company!THE FIGHTBug Battle 00:22:11 - 00:59:42Causes we care about.Fight Court!

The spectacular Mary Johnson joins us (via zoom) once again! We do maybe our most inscrutable fight yet with Italian brainrot memes, and then we replace a bunch of our body parts with weaponry.THE FIGHTSItalian Brainrot Wars (00:14:44-00:46:15)Weapon/Body Part Swap (00:46:15-01:23:58)Causes we care about.Fight Court!

The fantastic Kalia Armbruster joins us again this week! She leads us through an underdog job swap, and Jordan challenges us to imagine procedural detectives in several situations. You can see Kalia live with any of these shows/teams! Bad Art | Luxury Cruise Singles Mixer | Forever Improv | Improv All StarsCauses we care about.Fight Court!

That’s right we’re serving up another batch of fights from before the fights, hot and fresh! We’ve got a time loop challenge, a troubling amount of infants, and a good old fashioned animal fight. FEATURING:Logan MarshallClaire KostohryzAmandari KaracaCauses we care about.Fight Court!

The absolutely wonderful (if Gronk-pilled) Logan Marshall joins us this week! He brings us a same-name fight, and we ask him which vehicle from Halo he’d like to drive on his way to work. We also do a fair bit of commiserating about the state of the MCU, sorry.See Logan live at the Vagabonds show hosted by his team Chaos A-Go-Go! (Also he’s got a podcast coming out soon! Stay tuned!)Causes we care about.Fight Court!

We are joined this week by super-brat Claire Kostohryz! She dares to ask what seasonal food is best, and we counter with an Oscar nominee battle royale. See Claire’s team Adult Improv live in the Bay Area!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

In the exciting conclusion of Amandari’s episode, Jason brings us another Pacifier update! See Amandari live with her improv group Adult Improv! You can see their show Jokeland, which takes place in (you guessed it) Berkeley!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

Amandari Karaca joins us once again! And this time she’s promised to bring a different energy. We don’t get into any fights this episode, we just talk about sports and cartoons. Whoops!See Amandari live with her improv group Adult Improv! You can see their show Jokeland, which takes place in (you guessed it) Berkeley!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

For the first time since the last time we’ve got a selection of fights from before the fights! Kenna Harris helps us decide if Jason is delusional (he is)!John Griffis offers his take on pairs from sitcoms in the Hunger Games!Lexi Diamond gets negged by Jordan, and we talk about cat names!Charles B. helps us through a gastronomical problem with far-reaching implications!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

This week we are joined by the wonderful Charles B.! In this Severance-heavy episode we talk about Severed supers and nightmare blunt rotations. Charles wants you to go see him live! And you can do that by going to a Trash TV Show! Or a Gilman’s Chosen show! Or the Vagabonds show hosted by his team Chaos A-Go-Go!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

This week we are joined by the lovely Kenna Harris! They bring to us a very important question: which internet famous hippo would not be corrupted by the influence of the One Ring? You can find Kenna and their amazing art on instagram: HERE!Causes we care about.Fight Court!

John Griffis joins us this week for some very important business: naming a boat that already got named by another podcast. How’d we do Andrew?See John live with Industrial Kitchen !Causes we care about.Fight Court!

In part two of the episode, Lexi Diamond leads us through another fight! This time it’s Bachelorette themed! And worry not! Piss Boy returns.Listen to Lexi’s other episodes! HERECauses we care about.Fight Court!

We a joined once again by the excellent Lexi Diamond! While we cover a lot of topics, we only get to one fight: The Whiz Kid Summer Camp Champ!Listen to Lexi’s other episodes!HERECauses we care about.Fight Court!