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FIVE AND OUT 171: WE ARE BACK After several years, we are BACK! This time Wes and Steve discuss being a suburban dad, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and our Top 5 Children’s Entertainment That Adults Enjoy! Check it out! Also check out Wes’s webseries, the D&D PSAs. You can subscribe to the Five and […]

This week Wes and Steve discuss Horizon Zero Dawn, children’s TV, and our Top 5 Did it Then, Can’t Do It Now! Enjoy! (CONTENT WARNING: We talk about how date-rapey/actual rapey some scenes are from Sixteen Candles, Revenge of the Nerds and others from 55:30 – 67:10.) What are your Top 5 examples of Did […]

This week Wes and Steve discuss all the death in TV shows and movies, talking to 21 year olds, and our Top 5 Games to Play With Your Significant Other! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Games to Play With Your Significant Other? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

We’re back from our latest hiatus! This week we have a baby update, what we’re watching/playing, and our Top 5 I Can’t Believe I Haven’t Seen That! What are your Top 5 Haven’t Seen It? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Las Vegas, how Steve is part of the problem, and our Top 5 Worst of 2017! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Worst of 2017? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

We’re back from the holiday hiatus! This week we talk about Metal Gear Solid 5, The Last Jedi (Spoilers from 21:30 – 31:45), and our Best of 2017! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Best of 2017? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss their Thanksgivings, holiday dinners, and our Top 5 Worst Gifts! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Worst Gifts? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes is joined by Sean Buckley and Colleen Perry of Bagel Country to discuss Thanksgiving, Bagel Country’s current show, and our Top 5 Comfort Content! Enjoy! What is your Top 5 Comfort Content? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Cobra Jones turning 1, Wes’s girlfriend is out of town so video games are now his girlfriend, and our Top 5 Build Your Own Trilogy! Enjoy! What is your Top 5 Build Your Own Trilogy? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss The Mummy reboot, Cobra’s Halloween costume, and our Top 5 Childhood Terrors! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Childhood Terrors? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Steve is out this week, so Wes enlists Caitlin and JJ (comedy duo Six Degrees of Sexperation) to fill in this week as they get raunchy and discuss the meaning of names, their comedy shows, and our Top 5 Fan Theories! What are your Top 5 Fan Theories? Let us know! Leave a comment or […]

This week Wes and Steve discuss the insane cost of baby toys, Death Note, play some Family Feud, and our Top 5 Back in my Day (i.e. things our children will know nothing about)! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Back in my Day? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Lin Manuel Miranda, This War of Mine: The Little Ones, and our Top 5 Stage to Screen Adaptations! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Stage to Screen Adaptations? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

What’s this? Another podcast after a LOOONG hiatus? Can it be? YES! Yes it can! This week, Wes and Steve discuss the PSVR, the Game of Thrones finale (slight spoilers and predictions from 19:30 – 26:00), and our Top 5 Bookends (Movies That Need a Sequel and a Prequel)! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 […]

This episode Wes and Steve discuss Steve’s oral surgery, clumsy sexual encounters, and our Top 5 You Will Always Be This Character! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 You Will Always Be This Character? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

We had to push the Best Of/Worst Of back a week or two, so this week Wes and Steve discuss new pants, HBO, and our Top 5 Winter Based Things in Entertainment! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Winter Based Things in Entertainment? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week, Wes and Steve discuss animal deaths in movies, our holiday break, and our Top 5 Life Trophies/Achievements! What are your Top 5 Life Trophies/Achievements? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Happy Holidays everyone! This week Wes and Steve discuss a bad weekend, dirty talking, underwear problems, and our Top 5 Holiday Traditions That Need to End! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Holiday Traditions That Need to End? I know top of our list has to be holiday gifts. Mom, I know you love crafts, […]

BLAST FROM THE PAST! Between the holidays and new babies it’s been nigh impossible for us to get together and record these past couple of weeks, so we thought we’d upload one of the favorite podcasts we’ve ever done! This is very early in our run so the audio quality…leaves something to be desired, but […]

Sorry for the brief hiatus folks, but we’re back! Steve explains why we had to take a break for a bit in our first segment, then we run down our Top 5 Action Hero Moves (That We Want To Do)! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Action Hero Moves? Let us know! Leave a comment […]

Steve and I are extra slap-happy this week as we discuss Baby-Watch 2016, Planet Earth 2, and our Top 5 Mere Mortal Villain Squad! Enjoy! What is your Top 5 Mere Mortal Villain Squad? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Special guest alert! This week Kaysie joins Wes and Steve as we discuss baby names, Kaysie’s show The F Bomb, and our Top 5 Irrational Fears! Don’t miss this podcast! What are your Top 5 Irrational Fears? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Red Dead Redemption 2, read some e-mails, and discuss our Top 5 Simple Pleasures! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Simple Pleasures? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss what happened to last week’s podcast, Wes’s recent…errr…errand, and our Top 5 Dogs in Entertainment! What are your Top 5 Dogs in Entertainment? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss more XCOM: The Long War, Wes went to an escape room, and our Top 5 Stand-Up Specials. Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Stand-Up Specials? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week we discuss Cobra Jones, the Facebook thumbs-up, and our Top 5 Toy Hall of Fame! Enjoy! What do you think should make it into the Toy Hall of Fame? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!  

Listener submitted! This week Wes and Steve discuss a big scare in Wes’s life, and our Top 5 Random Trivia you Should Know! Enjoy! What is some Trivia that we should know? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Special guest alert! This week Suzanna joins Wes and Steve as they discuss drugged dogs, getting lost in strange places, and our Top 5 Mere Mortal Rescue Squad! Enjoy! What 5 Mere Mortals make up your Rescue Squad? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Train to Busan, “family planning”, and compete in our first Olympic Pentathlon! Enjoy! What are your picks for our 5 events? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Special guest alert! Drew H. joins Wes and Steve this week as we discuss Steve’s vacation, Suicide Squad, and our Top 5 Sages/Wise men (or ladies!) to join our council. Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Sages to make up your Council? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]

Special guest alert! Justin is filling in for Steve this week as we discuss Preacher, the new Ghostbusters, and our Top 5 (or 10!) Masters of the Universe Dream Cast! Enjoy! What is your Top 5 Masters of the Universe Dream Cast? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss daycare costs, Wes’s Dragon Age Origins debacle, and our Top 5 Tech Objects We Should Have By Now! What are your Top 5 Tech Objects We Should Have By Now? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Batman vs. Superman, Cities Skylines: After Dark debacles, and our Top 5 Bad Guys We Can Get Behind! What are your Top 5 Bad Guys You Can Get Behind? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Special guest alert! Mike joins Wes and Steve for this episode and they discuss more baby stuff, the WNBA, and our Top 5 where we Build a Monster! Enjoy! What is your monster like? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Father’s Day, The Lobster, and put each other in the hot seat as we do our fourth Free-For-All! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Denver, the art of manscaping, and our Top 5 Original Commercial Songs! What are your Top 5 Original Commercial Songs? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Special guest alert! Whitney joins Wes and Steve as they discuss sexy Game of Thrones characters, and our Top 5 Action Hero Characters we Want to Hook up With! What are your Top 5 Action Hero Character Hook-Ups? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Sorry for the brief hiatus folks, but Steve has a huge announcement to make! Also we talk about Captain America: Civil War and our Top 5 components to Build-A-Kid! What are your Top 5 components to Build-A-Kid? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Listener Submitted! This week Wes and Steve discuss doing stand-up comedy, whether or not to spend 60 bucks on games, and our Top 5 Most Annoying Actors! What are your Top 5 most annoying actors? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss The Good Dinosaur, attending a taping of a stand-up special, and our Top 5 High School Loves Lost! What are your Top 5 High School Loves Lost? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

We’re trying something new this week! Dan and a special guest join us as we discuss condiments, candles, and so much more, including our Top 5 God Stats! What are your Top 5 God Stats? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Steve being sick, Prince of Persia, and our Top 5 Red Flags! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Red Flags? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Wes and Steve discuss Life is Strange, Batman v Superman, and our Top 5 Musical Moments in Non-Musicals! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Musical Moments in Non-Musicals? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Extra Dissension alert! This week Wes and Steve discuss Steve’s Civilization 5 maneuvers, Wes’s plumbing, and our Top 5 Theme Restaurants We Want! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Themed Restaurants You Want? Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Listener submitted! This week Wes and Steve discuss XCOM 2, open endings, and our Top 5 Movies Not to Watch with Parents! What are your Top 5 Movies Not to Watch With Parents? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

This week Steve and Wes discuss Steve’s new PC, Deadpool (vague spoilers 17:50 – 28:40), Wes being sick last week, and our Top 5 Properties to Turn Into Miniseries! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Properties to Turn Into Miniseries? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Special Guest Alert! Katie joins Wes and Steve as they discuss “bunker meals”, read some e-mails, and our Top 5 Worst of 2015! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Worst of 2015? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Special guest alert! Mike joins Wes and Steve as they discuss the new X-Files miniseries, bad 90s music, and our Top 5 Best of 2015! Enjoy! What are your Top 5 Best of 2015? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

Listener submitted! This week Wes and Steve discuss the downsides of living in Chicago, Oscar nominations, Star Wars Episode 7 (Spoilers: 28:30 – 46:20), and our Top 5 Worst Children Characters to Adopt! What are your Top 5 Worst Children Characters to Adopt? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!

We’re back from our holiday hiatus! We have so much to catch up on, such as our vacations, what it’s like to be a pretty girl, and our Top 5 Most Anticipated for 2016! What are your Top 5 Most Anticipated for 2016? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at [email protected]!