funkymeeba

By popular demand, or something.

They brought some friends, too.

I think that's about as much polyphony as I'm ever going to squeeze out of the Hydrasynth at one time.

Smacking my plank in the face (with more planks).

Time to test a MIDI recorder, or something.

THERE'S A MOSQUITO BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD.

FIVE SECOND RULE NO LONGER APPLIES.

It claws you to death as a sign of affection.

EXTERMINAGUHJGUHGUHGG LORD GOD THAT'S REALLY IN THERE

SLEEP ON IT AND THEN SLUG IT OUT TOMORROW.

SIR YOU APPEAR TO HAVE PARKED YOUR CAR ON MY SECOND ASS.

Probabilistic sequencer phasing experiments.

Glad we got those.

A chicken sandwich's favorite waveform is the slawtooth.

My arrangement of the loops from SK's original: https://soundcloud.com/sonic_kitchen/my-new-32-bit-sound Also with some 303 loops. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. A 24-karat dong, that's what.

Existing in the real world is for suckers.

Razma Music Challenge 004 - Saga Make a song which contains the history of its own creation. There are two main approaches I've envisioned: ACCURATE and NATURAL. For the most ACCURATE sound, record this entire process externally (e.g., by filming it, or by having Audacity record the Stereo Mix and your mic input) so that EVERYTHING (including your spoken comments, sounds in the room, software crashes, distractions, etc.) become part of the finished piece. This will tell the most complete history. For the most NATURAL sound, treat the composition as a loop and allow it to play on loop while making it. We'll hear the experience of making this song as if each individual iteration of the song were itself part of a greater arrangement. This will be the most composed. ADVICE: Work on areas the playhead has already passed by this round, or else just work quickly! Choose the song's tempo and length from the beginning and stick with them. Then each iteration can be sampled and treated as a seamless loop later on. - - - - - - When you get a dumb idea in your head, you write it down and fuckin' RUN with it.

MAKE PROFITABLE MORAL VALUES THE ONLY ONES IN YOUR LIFE. OR ELSE.

THE SCREAMS NEVER STOP.

I'M LIKE A SECRET AGENT BUT I HAVE BAD IDEAS AND WORSE ODORS.

I GOT SICK AND MISSED FREE CANDY DAY AND THE WORLD IS WORSE FOR IT.

When in doubt, use more S&H modules.

None of it was real after all.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPECTRAL RESONATOR.

How much would you say you like saw waves?

Zeph from @Sonic_Kitchen sent me six noises with minimal context. This is what happened.

IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS WHEN YOU NEED THEM MOST.

14 - ??? by funkymeeba

10 - Inhuman Testing by funkymeeba

8 - The Hall With No Ends by funkymeeba

5 - The Skitter Critters by funkymeeba

This sat here a bit longer than anticipated.

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CLOCK DIVIDER ANTICS ENSUE.

MY BLOOD PRESSURE MONITOR LEARNED TO SAY "FUCK".

I may not have the AJH Synths Entropic Doom module but that's not going to stop me from making my own noise-illator.

Giving the Doepfer A-147-2 and Joranalogue Compare 2 some exercise.

Don't start your engines.

Every sequencer should let you use 7 patterns at a time on the same MIDI channel, all of different lengths.

When your pals have food-related audio recordings, you simply HAVE to run them through VCV Rack. Various Pringle crunching samples from @Sonic_Kitchen.

Someone from a far-off world played a wonderful tune on an eccentric clarinet.

Falling asleep among the other critters.

Ceiling fan go brrrrr.

I'm in a cold shelter waiting for instructions over the radio. I hope they don't find me here.

Generate 3 makes some cool sounds.

Another krell-inspired patch. Just some relaxed noodling.

No sequencer used. Just some mixers, a sample & hold, a comparator, several attenuators, some inverters, and an entire army of VCAs. And that's just for generating the pitch CV. Sound generation chain is an oscillator, a filter, and a granular effect. Extra reverb in post.

Where we're going, we don't NEED pitch CV quantizers.

THE SINE WAVES ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND HAVE RESORTED TO CANNIBALISM. SEND HELP. TIME IS SHORT.

Additator is a super cool oscillator for making a krell patch, it turns out.