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Holy Sh*t. The man, the myth, the legend, Russell Peters, live from his SoCal mansion. Would George Carlin do the Riyadh Comedy Festival? What does Russell think of the standup boom in India that he started? And does Luke think his daughter is hot? WATCH NOW

What happens when a voluntary celibate meets an involuntary celibate? There's a Toronto Afghani child labor ring? WTF is the R1B1 visa? WATCH NOW

Why are new age social media comics being labeled as hard to work with? What is ultimate the goal of comedy? How do you know when it's okay to do new jokes? WATCH NOW

What was the origin of Henta1? Would you get Neuralink if there was a war against AI? Can you artificially engineer your child to be gay? Featuring Chris Tos WATCH NOW

Jeffrey Epstein tried to make friends with comedians? Starting your career with date r*pe jokes? Why did Wyatt neg Andy's new girlfriend? Featuring Andy Haynes WATCH NOW

Our saga against the Rabbit Box Theater CONTINUES! Why were we accused of hate speech? What is a fair compromise for the death penalty? Also, did Israel reach lv. 100 of Apartheid? WATCH NOW

Legendary crowd work moment with an Israeli/Iranian couple pops off in Vancouver -- WTF happened? Why are dating influencers so pathetic? Why is Luke going to Prom alone this weekend? WATCH NOW

Why do some Indian-Americans helllllla say the N word? Should we have interventions for Disney Adults? Also, is it ever okay to use the word 'snigger"? WATCH NOW

Wyatt records a special & runs a marathon, meanwhile, Luke almost crashes their mother's car. Why do drug assemblies always have rollercoaster metaphors? Is Mo Bamba the worst karaoke song to do? Also, should the modern Nuremberg trials be on Kill Tony? WATCH NOW

Back from sold out shows in Vegas and San Francisco! Why do Asians always hang out in giant groups together? What are Needohs and why are children molesting them? Also, why, or rather who, is Luke excited to turn 18 for? WATCH NOW

Is ethical c*ckblocking a thing? In Texas, how many abortions do you need to get on Death Row? Also, which celebrity would you least want to say the N word in front of? WATCH NOW

Wyatt is in San Juan for Valentine's day when two huge news stories drop: Michael Jordan grabs a kid's ass, and Clavicular gets framemogged. WATCH NOW

Bad Bunny vs Kid Rock Super Bowl halftime shows! A Trump walkout happens at Luke's school. Also, in the Epstein files, are they eating babies?

PDFiles galore! The Epstein files Vol 1 drops, an NYC comedy club goes down, and a creepy man approaches Luke at the gym... WATCH NOW

NO SHYING AWAY. Murder in Minneapolis causes Wyatt and Luke to go ham on ICE, Luke does a standup comedy puppet show, PLUS, a hot take on who should pay for dates. WATCH NOW

WE ARE BACK! India, Bali, Florida, Catholic Camp, what happened? A nightmare venue in Orlando for Wyatt, a spiritual awakening with no phone for Luke. Also, why is Kyle Rittenhouse getting involved in Minnesota? WATCH NOW

YEARLY WRAP UP PODCAST. Our end of the year tradition, 20 minutes before leaving for India, Wyatt and Luke rate their best and worsts of 2025. WATCH NOW

Social Media Sketch God Matt Lopes joins us on GZP to talk about making content in high school, playing a Jamaican onstage, and his standup to acting career trajectory. WATCH NOW

Wyatt and Luke meet Muslim Uber driver from the Gaza Strip -- who hates Muslims. Why? Does Wyatt have to have kids in the next 4 years? Why does Trump like Mamdani? WATCH NOW

Why is every Friendsgiving filled with people you don't wanna see? If you're famous, do you want to date a non-famous person or a famous person? What's the worst part about bringing a new SO to a family event? WATCH NOW

The Senioritis is HITTING. Will Luke date a girl before he graduates high school? Why does Wyatt recite his material during s*x? Were Trump and Hilary really just fighting over Bill? WATCH NOW

Back from Texas! Is it okay to yell slurs at a comedy show? Is Kanye’s Heil H*tler a good song? Is Spirit Airlines First Class the best way to travel? WATCH NOW

Will wars one day be fought between companies instead of countries? Why is NNN so significant to kids? You ever watch ugly people do it? WATCH NOW

The WORST WEEK of Luke's life. What's it like performing sick? How do the boys know Ralph Barbosa? Are all college essays victim stories? WATCH NOW

Are old Mexican women the holiest? Are unpopular kids deep down scared of the popular kids? Is 67 too mainstream now to be cool? WATCH NOW

Is a Black girlfriend the sign of a great White rapper? Who is Luke's comedian crush? What is it like doing a full weekend at a comedy club? WATCH NOW

Wyatt visits Nashville and gets heartburn and a glimpse at the Nateland Podcast. Luke goes to Homecoming and has to stop people from trashing his friend's house at the afterparty. WATCH NOW

BACK FROM LA! Wyatt visited the Phineas and Fern writers room, the boys shot their first vlog. What would you do if you were at the Riyadh comedy fest? WATCH NOW

Our first MUSICAL guest on GZP! Musician, actor, and content creator Jayo stops by during our LA run to discuss how to put together a music festival set, how the Spotify algorithm is different from Instagram, and WTF is up with D4VD. WATCH NOW

The boys head to LA for a weekend of shows at the Hollywood Improv. Why is Wyatt going to the Phineas and Ferb Campus? What BIG NEWS happened in Luke's personal life? Why is AI George Floyd the most popular man on the internet? WATCH NOW

Wyatt's first kiss was with his Dad? Would you fight someone over pizza? Can you manifest a TV character into your life? WATCH NOW

Taking a gun on a plane? Taking shrooms before winning the golden ticket on Kill Tony? It’s a guest episode — with none other than the KT legend Charlie Mac. WATCH NOW

Would you perform at the Riyadh comedy festival? Why is it news when a female celeb dates an ugly guy? Are you obligated to make a wedding speech as a standup comedian/ WATCH NOW

How was Dave Chappelle's Summer Camp in Yellow Springs Ohio? Would a realistic Batman beat up the homeless? Are you allowed to say the word Ebony? WATCH NOW

Finally! A solo Wyatt and Luke episode. Wyatt signs a contract with OnlyFans (for comedy), Luke finished a month long screenwriting program in NYC, and both the boys go through TSA without an ID. It's possible... WATCH NOW

Comedy Cellar Regular and nationally touring headliner Alvin Kuai debates the GOAT comedian, talks about getting his first kiss, and how comedian’s onstage personas are assholes. WATCH NOW

A GZP first! Comedian and viral sensation Alex Quow joins us to regale stories of worst headline shows, first dates with girls, and how to pass a class without studying. WATCH NOW

Luke is in NYC! Why do all Lesbians have superhero origin stories? Is Ch*nk a top tier racial slur? What is the saddest kind of school to shoot up? LISTEN NOW

Was Squid Game's ending satisfying or titanically terrible? Does Wyatt actually have a life? Is Instagram worse for you than cigarettes? Why is the number 67 so funny? LISTEN NOW

Would you cut your leg off to dodge the draft? Could Dennis Rodman de-arm another rogue nuclear country? Why is Zohran-mania taking over NYC? Also, recapping the NOLA & Tampa shows. LISTEN NOW

Wyatt finally leaves his iPhone and switches to the new Trump Mobile. Does Andrew Cuomo have the Hilary Effect? Why is Hollywood making every male hero into a twink? LISTEN NOW

Back from the South! We saw the Real ICE truck in Georgia, and people were running... Are there more ICE Trucks or Ice Cream Trucks? Are Trump and Elon like Captain America and Iron Man? What is the BEST fast food in the South? LISTEN NOW

How famous do you have to get for Trump to pardon you? Should we Suicide Squad P Diddy into being an event planner? What is the point of Homeless people according to Luke? LISTEN NOW

WE ARE BACK! After two long weeks, Wyatt is back from Europe and Luke is finished with Finals. Why are the last three days of school always BS? Can Biden still cum from his G Spot? Is Kanye’s discography like Star Wars? Could Charlie Kirk out debate preschoolers? LISTEN NOW

Why do people send nudes to random insta accounts with large followings? Why do all Dads LIVE to make things awkward? Is there a racket in our Middle Schools to game the accelerated reading programs? WATCH NOW

Back from Disneyland! Could you used the force to perform an abortion? Could a water bender perform an abortion? Do men deep down wish they were a gorilla? LISTEN NOW

The Pope dies and suddenly...Kanye has something to confess. Wyatt and Luke get back from a three city tour -- SF, San Diego, Phoenix, and pose the questions: Why did our Dad tell us our Uncle was gonna be the pope? Would Luke choose Michael B Jordan over Bella Ramsay? WATCH NOW

Who in history was Autistic? Is Henry Clay the GOAT non-president? Why does Instagram keep pushing hot Down Syndrome girls? Also, Luke has a HOT TAKE on a certain group of people... WATCH NOW

Do men manscape before every date, party, and social occasion? Does Vlad Zelensky's eyes hold the sadness of 100,000 men? Is the Minecraft Movie Instagram Reels in theaters? LISTEN NOW

If you came to the Toronto tour date -- you know what this episode is about. One of the most positive yet distracting hecklers anyone's ever seen at a comedy show. Also! How are high school parties different from entertainment industry parties? Are Men more homophobic when they don't have girlfriends? LISTEN NOW