Girl-Fm Headline News

Margaret and Ali are back with a brand new show.  I Can't Even tackles the topics that plague them as senior members of the millennial class.  Follow @icantevenshow on Twitter for updates on this six-part series, launching Tuesday, Oct. 11 on iTunes.

Join as Ali and Margaret as they dissect topics near and dear to your heart.   A crying baby was kicked out of a Republican Rally by Donald Trump, New York City's last milk bottling plant will close next fall. Ikea rejected a collaboration offer from Kanye West, And More! 

Join Ali and Margaret as they take on the hard hitting topics: A Wisconsin cop resigned after admitting to having sex nearly 100 times while on duty, A picture of a steak has gone viral because it resembles Donald Trump, Rio officials told athletes that they should "keep their mouths closed" while competing in contaminated waters, and more!    

This Week Margaret and Ali discuss: An 86-Year-Old Woman used bacon to fend off an attacker, A dog hooked on heroin and meth has cleaned up his act, The Olympics will be supplying the athletes with 450,000 condoms, and more!

Ali and Margaret aren't the news team you want! They're the team you need!  Here are this week's headlines: A 25-year-old Pennsylvania woman was jailed for having sex too loudly, Women who competed in the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog eating contest told reporters they felt overshadowed by the men's event, A new gym will allow pot-smoking during workouts, and more!

Listen as Ali and Margaret bring the comedic heat to this week's headlines: J.K. Rowling has revealed the four houses of an American wizarding school called Ilvermorny, Skeletal remains found in Scotland suggest that the Loch Ness monster has died, A couple was charged with child abuse after their baby tested positive for cocaine,  and more!

Listen as Ali and Margaret discuss this week's news: A study says Disney Princesses may impact gender stereotypes for girls, but not for boys, A restaurant group fired a manager for giving a waitress the award for best butt, NYC is making tampons free for millions of women, and more!

This week Ali and Margaret ride the magical unicorn called news. This week's top headlines: Modern youngsters are more likely to learn skills like cleaning from their dads, PornHub has announced that it is working to be more accessible to the visually impaired, A man found a 2000 year old 22-pound hunk of butter preserved in an Irish peat bog and more!

Join Ali an Catie as they tackle today's hard topics: Travelers who hook up abroad are less likely to practice safe sex, A man is petitioning to change the name of Lake Horney, A women quit her job to breastfeed her boyfriend full-time, and more!

Listen as Margaret and Ali discuss the week's hottest issues:   Just one hour into a showcase, a kid knocked over and destroyed a $15,000 Lego sculpture,  Some men  attacked a vegan café, by throwing meat at customers, A guy donated his hipster beard to soak up future oil spills, And more!

Listen as Margaret and Ali discuss the week's hottest issues: Doctors removed a condom from a woman's appendix after she swallowed it during sex, Police are looking for a crow that flew away with a knife from a crime scene, Trump has the amount of delegates needed to become the Republican nominee, And more!

Listen as Ali and Margaret explore the mystical world of news. This week's top headlines are: People who go to church have a 33% chance of living longer,  A British fitness brand announced plans to transform a London commuter bus into a mobile spinning studio, Photos of an 80-year old couple went viral, showing the two partying at 5am.  and more!,  

Listen as Ali and Margaret explore the mystical world of news. This week's top headlines are: Chinese women are using inch-wide coins to determine if their wrists are skinny, Women find men more attractive if they're good storytellers, A Massachusetts man didn't realize he shot himself until two days later, and more!

Listen as Ali and Margaret explore the mystical world of news. This week's top headlines are: Brazil is now opening an Erotic Theme park, A teen was arrested for flashing his penis in a yearbook photo, More than a million people now pay for Tinder, and more!

Listen as Ali and Margaret explore the mystical world of news. This week's top headlines are: A study shows that drinking beer can lead to weight loss, A spider bit and Australian man on his penis, Women, who are cheated on, develop stronger relations late in life, and more!

The Ali and Margaret are Back! Here are this week's headlines: A new smart-mattress can catch cheaters, An untreatable form of Super Gonorrhea may soon go global, A poll found that teens have spent 1/3 of their lives staring at screens, And More!!

Join B-Sneezy and Keith for this week's top stories: A new pair of sneakers has a pouch to hide your marijuana, A man was sentenced to five years in prison for smuggling turtles, Ted Cruz doesn't believe people have the right to 'stimulate their genitals', And more!

Join Ali and Margaret for this week's top stories: A hotel mistook a vibrating cock ring for an explosive, Pet owners are starting to prefer smaller animals, A new study shows the average time for sex is five minutes, And more!

Join Ali and Margaret for this week's top stories: A Restaurant is now offering a 'ginger discount' to all redheads, Researchers say virgins don't want to date other virgins,A Polish company is planning to brew beer made from the bacteria in a woman’s vagina, and more!

Join Ali and Margaret for this week's top stories:   Research shows getting a tattoo may boost your immune system, A worker at the Kellogg’s factory was caught on surveillance for peeing into the Rice Krispies, Elvis is no longer a major draw for Las Vegas Tourism.   and more!

Join Ali and Margaret for this week's top stories: 1/5 of adults don't know how to do fractions and percentages, YouTube personality Amy Davison painted a portrait of Donald Trump using only her breasts.  A new study revealed the things you shouldn’t say to someone who lost weight.   and more!

Join Ali and Margaret for this week's top stories:   A study says people will blindly follow robots, A new bracelet let's you absorb caffeine into your skin, Target is using new barbies to sell bathing suits, and more!

Join Ali and Margaret for this week's top stories: 50 and 60-year-olds say sex is best at age 46, Scientists say men have their hands down their pants to relax, Millennials are too lazy to eat cereal, and more!

Join Ali and Margaret for this week's top stories: Most sex injuries occur during July, Women have evolved to live past their reproductive prime, the Chinese government is evicting residents to search for aliens, and more!  

Join Ali and Margaret for this week's top stories: Man with crazy name is arrested, Lubricant made out of Fireworks, And women to sell house after ghosts smack her ass!

Join Ali and Margaret for this week's top stories: More men are having groomswomen, Oxford Dictionary will reword sexist definitions,  And the EXCLUSIVE interview with the 112-year-old cigarette lady!    

Girl-FM Headline News featuring Margaret and Ali This Weeks Topics: McDonald's is set to release chocolate covered french fries, 1 out of 10 think Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court, Women are using eyeliner to achieve the perfect hangover look, And More!!  

A two-minute podcast that tackles this week’s headlines. Think SNL's 'Weekend Update' with a female twist! Join Ali and Margaret every Friday for a new episode! This week on Girl-FM Headline News: 25 things every grown-ass adult should have, Austrian hunting group forced to cancel a trip, 2016's New Trend: glow in the dark hair. and more!      

Girl-FM Headline News featuring Margaret and Ali This Weeks Topics: Hasbro's Star Wars Monopoly Game, Putin's New Fragrance, 43-year-old man to lose virginity with bionic penis, And more!

Girl-FM Headline News Starring Ali and Margaret Warning: This episode contains subjects unsuitable for Star Wars fans. (Spoilers)   This week’s top holiday headlines are.... A hipster Santa was spotted in Portland, 75-Percent of men under 35 have never been kissed underneath the mistletoe, 1 in 8 kids have their belief in Santa Claus ruined by the internet.                                                                                            

Join Ali and Margaret as they explore the tough issues on Girl-FM Headline News.   Computers can tell when you're mad, Drinking Green Tea could reduce fertility, Wealthy Woman Drink more than any income bracket!

Join us for the very first episode of Girl-FM Headline News. Listen as Ali and Margaret tackle the hard topics: Students can now major in pizza, Being a good looking man may hinder your career progress, 49-Percent of women don't go to an event because they can't find something to wear, And More!!!  

Girl-Fm Headline News! Hosted By Alicyn and Margaret Stay tuned for all new episodes.....   It's like SNL's Weekend Update but for women!