Glad You're Here

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Glad You're Here

The Glad You're Here Podcast is dedicated to the ridiculous stories we all have from growing up. Host Alex Clark invites a new guest every Thursday to share their most memorable tales as dumb kids — and even dumber teens.

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    [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Animated Moms | Podcast 368

    This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.It's a special Sunday Patreon exclusive podcast! We know we left you on a cliffhanger but this one is for Mother's Day so it came out today!Listen as Pam and Alex give their top three animated Moms and discuss another silly question.For the board members - Pam is enjoying Mother's Day and won't be in the discord but maybe she'll find an extra time to pop in soon!

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    Calling The Cops On Mom, The Gold Medal Figure Skater, & The Mountain Luge Disaster | Guest Ellen Harold | Glad You're Here Ep. 367

    When Ellen Harold was a kid, she was a figure-skating gold medalist , nearly died from third-degree burns after her "Disneyland Dad" forced her into a mountain luge race , and was forced to play basketball after her mom caught her smoking pot. Somehow she survived... only to realize that despite being the heiress to a Jersey Shore sub shop empire , her true calling was telling jokes in San Francisco laundromats.Follow Ellen on insta: @ellenharroldcomedyMore episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/_640HzBWjrMTopics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark , Glad You're Here , Ellen Harold , Comedy Podcast , Childhood Stories , Ventnor City , Atlantic City , South Jersey , Jersey Shore , 90s Nostalgia , Figure Skating , Gold Medal , Mountain Luge , Vermont , Third Degree Burns , Divorce Stories , Parenting , Yoga , Sub Shop , Sack-O-Subs , Ugg Boots , High School Drama , Class Clown , Open Mic , Salesforce , Resilience , Storytelling.

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    A Malibu Sandwich Con Man, The Beanie Baby Syndicate, & Surviving The Fire Ants (Guest Josh Horton) | Ep. 366

    When Josh Horton was a kid, he was a high-stakes "sandwich con-man" that fleeced the rich kids of Malibu, he spent weekends brokering black-market deals for Beanie Babies with ruthless, monocle-wearing grandmas, and he mastered the perfect late-night bribe to keep his parents from enforcing his bedtime. Somehow he survived... only to parlay those "silly sports" skills into 22 Guinness World Records and 2.1 million YouTube subscribers where he drops random objects through a train of basketball hoops.Follow Josh on insta: @jugglingjoshMore episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/6a5sSRKrzPUTopics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Glad You're Here, Josh Horton, Juggling Josh, Comedy Podcast, Childhood Stories, Normal Illinois, Malibu High School, 90s Nostalgia, Pokémon Cards, Beanie Baby Craze, Sandwich Empire, Guinness World Records, Trick Shots, Child Psychology, Parenting Stories, Juggling, Resilience, Storytelling.

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    [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update - Alex's First Sporting Event | Podcast 365

    This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.Listen as Pam and Alex give a Iife update. What was Alex's first live sporting event as an adult and what made their kids melt down during it. And how did they finally celebrate Pam's birthday.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    Stabbed By a Bayonet, High Speed Crash, The Grocery Store Heist Of A Lifetime (Guest Brian Smight) | Ep. 364

    When Brian Smight was a kid, his neighbor was a notorious serial bank robber, his street was a gauntlet of SWAT team standoffs and Civil War bayonet stabbings, and he once survived a 60 mph car wreck that folded his vehicle like a fortune cookie. Somehow he survived... only to get busted faking a disability to smuggle Jose Olé burritos out of his high school cafeteria.Follow Brian on insta: @bsmightMore episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo78CMg6JKgTopics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Glad You're Here, Comedy Podcast, Childhood Stories, Thousand Oaks, Car Crash Stories, Shoplifting Stories, Superbad Real Life, 2005 Nostalgia, PC Gaming Nostalgia, Starcraft, Diablo 2, Newegg, Resilience, Storytelling.

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    The Meth Lab, Extorting a Charizard, the Kid Magician, & the Pipe Bomb Kid (Guest Jay Light) | Ep. 363

    This episode is packed with embarrassing childhood stories. When Jay Light was a kid, he grew up in Colleyville, Texas, where Jose Canseco lived at the end of the block and the neighbors ran a suspected meth lab. He used a secret keystroke logger to hack his parents' computer, tried to be popular by becoming a childhood magician, and witnessed his friend's arrest for making pipe bombs . Somehow he survived, only to "extort" that same friend's entire Pokemon collection in a high-stakes Charizard trade that ended their friendship forever.Follow Jay on insta: @dietjayMore episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/_mNAYs7OzzETopics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, Colleyville, Texas, Jose Canseco, Pokémon cards, Charizard trade, meth lab neighbors, pipe bombs, net nanny, keystroke logger, child magician, high school football, Pep Boys, speech and debate, Six Flags, Leap Day, spelling bee champion, storytelling podcast, family stories, comedy interview, Jay Light, 2000s nostalgia.

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    [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Peep This - Alex Answers Easter Trivia | Podcast 362

    This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.Listen as Pam grills Alex on some Easter Trivia! Warning: May cause serious candy cravings.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Behind The Scenes- Alex's New Side Hustle & A Surprise Guest | Podcast 361

    This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.Listen as Pam and Alex update you on your lives including Alex's new side hustle inspired by his daughter's first birthday party, what they did to celebrate Alex's birthday and a surprise special guest!For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now

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    My Jack Black Scandal, High School SWAT Riots, & Terrorizing Hilary Duff (Guest Brooke Ashley) | Ep. 360

    When Brooke Ashley was a kid, she grew up as a "Valley Girl" navigating high school in Van Nuys—a place where SWAT teams would descend in full tactical gear to break up riots. Known as the "dragon lady" who protected her group of friends, she spent her days auditioning for commercials and accidentally terrorizing Hilary Duff at the Gap. Somehow she survived, only to find herself at the center of a bizarre family mix-up that turned Jack Black into her #1 mortal enemy.Follow Brooke on insta: @tallbrownoneMore episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/35JLnPzlXjUTopics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, Valley Girl, Sherman Oaks, Van Nuys, SWAT team, high school riot, School of Rock, Jack Black, Hilary Duff, celebrity encounters, Uncle Daddy, talent show fail, funny memories, storytelling podcast, family stories, comedy interview, Brooke Ashley, 90s nostalgia.

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    Kids Cut In Half, Students Expelled, A Library Tape Scandal (Guest Tony Sam) | Ep. 359

    When Tony Sam was a kid, he grew up in the "armpit of Chicago" near O’Hare Airport—a place where the neighborhood tracks were so dangerous kids would get cut in half by moving trains. Known as the "white kid" in a rough area, he spent his days building forts out of boxes only to watch them get torn down by older bullies. Between his Catholic school expulsion after being framed in a library cassette tape scandal and "tearing off" his friend's arm for a school project, it’s a wonder he survived. Now, he's living the dream, driving a Jeep Wrangler held together by a prayer and a chopstick.Follow Tony on insta: @toekneesamMore episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: LINK COMING SOONTopics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, Chicago upbringing, Franklin Park, O'Hare Airport, Mannheim Road, The Jungle neighborhood, Bridge to Terabithia, funny memories, storytelling podcast, train track stories, bullying retaliation, ice snowball fight, high school transformation, locker shoving, family stories, comedy interview, Tony Sam, 90s nostalgia.

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    [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Behind The Scenes- One Last Video About My Dad | Podcast 358

    In this behind the scenes - Pam and Alex talk about Alex's latest video "One Last Video About My Dad". Listen here to hear fun facts and stories about the process of making the episode. Plus questions from board members like you!For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    Childhood Stories: From Snorting Candy to County Jail with Jess Alaniz | Ep. 357

    In this episode of Glad You’re Here, we are diving into some hilarious childhood stories and 90s nostalgia with comedian Jess Alaniz.When Jess Alaniz was a kid, she was a championship cheerleader who snuck out of her two-story house, a middle schooler who got detention for a "chili powder" mishap in Catholic mass, and a "mean girl" who used to bark at classmates. Somehow she survived the chaos of growing up in Texas, only to spend her 21st birthday in lockup as the self-proclaimed "jail mom" after taking an accidental nap at a red light.In this episode, we discuss:Funny childhood memories: From SNL skits in the living room to middle school talent shows.First job stories: The "Code Brown" trauma of working at a San Antonio water park.Family dynamics: Growing up as the youngest in a big family and the "saffron connection."Coming of age: Lessons learned from being a "bad kid" and the power of a RAV4 check-engine light.Follow Jess Alaniz: @anewshowMore episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B46tWKFQe_UTopics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, 90s nostalgia, growing up, funny memories, storytelling podcast, Texas childhood, Catholic school stories, middle school drama, family stories, comedy interview, Jess Alaniz, first job memories.

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    Ben Affleck Used Her Dad’s Masks to Rob a Bank | Ep. 356

    When Liz Zagone was a kid, her dad designed the famous nun masks from Ben Affleck’s “The Town”, she spent weekends drinking vodka out of Dasani bottles, and she lost her favorite pet to the most dangerous backyard in the neighborhood (her own). Somehow she survived, but not without having to buy “court pants”.More episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtn7cen2qic

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    Damon Monday got a black eye on picture day | Ep. 355

    When Damon Monday was a kid, he got a black eye on picture day, his mom's van was stolen the day after Christmas ( with all presents inside), and he was a member of an unsanctioned garage fight club. Somehow he survived, but not with becoming a trained synchronized swimmer. More episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAQgw7nn6uM

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    Life on a Lawless Island, Inbred Deer, & My Nudist Dad | Ben Smith | Ep. 354

    In this episode of Glad You’re Here, we are heading to the shores of Block Island for some wild coming-of-age tales and 90s New England nostalgia with comedian Ben Smith.When Ben Smith was a kid, he was the "good student" with a driver’s permit who took the fall for his brother’s $300 car crashes, a resident of an island so small it only has one intersection, and the son of a Harvard-educated journalist who doubled as a local nudist. From navigating a town filled with "inbred deer" to throwing legendary "Smithfest" ragers while his dad was away at nudist colonies, Ben’s upbringing was a hilarious and heartfelt mix of chaos and community. Somehow he survived the pressure of being the island’s class clown, eventually turning a tragic family eulogy into his very first stand-up set.In this episode, we discuss:Island Life & Beater Cars: Growing up in a town of 80 people where joyrides end in deer bounties and totaled Toyotas.Eccentric Family Dynamics: The legacy of Ben’s father, Robert L. Smith—a privacy expert who marched with MLK and wrote the encyclopedia definition of "privacy."Comedy in the Darkest Times: Finding the "high" of performance during his brother’s funeral and the absurdity of grief.Smithfest & High School Legacies: Throwing the "Project X" of Rhode Island and the glory of high school slapboxing matches.Coming of Age: The vulnerability of leaving the island at 15 and the "tradition" of the morning-after-Halloween candy pancakes.More episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdULOP3OlIQTopics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, 90s nostalgia, growing up in Rhode Island, funny memories, storytelling podcast, Block Island stories, small town childhood, sibling stories, coming of age, comedy interview, Ben Smith, family dynamics, 90s memories, childhood trouble.

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    [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | You Have To Do What For Toilet Paper?! | Episode 353

    It's here the annual headlines podcast. Pam finds the most ridiculous real headlines and some fake ones, and challenges Alex to figure out which are legit.Please note: we lost some headlines due to technical difficulties. We thought when we recorded this that we didn't lose anything (you'll hear about it halfway through) but we did actually lose a few headline questions! Sorry!For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    Guns, Girlfriends, and Lollapalooza: How Jason Horton Made It Out Alive | Ep. 352

    When Jason Horton was a kid, SWAT raided his high school, he had a gun pulled on him over his girlfriend, and he made money selling stuff he stole from work on eBay. Somehow, he survived long enough to make it to the first Lollapalooza. More episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/Y8uDyEtfbS4

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    Bethany's Dad Built Bombs, she loved Orlando Bloom, and her neighbor survived a lawn mower explosion | Ep. 351

    When Bethany Michaels was a kid, she loved Orlando Bloom, her neighbor was saved from a lawn mower explosion, and her sister defused a bomb their dad built in the basement. (He’s in jail now) Somehow Bethany survived, sadly, her Orlando Bloom posters did not. More episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/U9rEZZuY6Z0

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    Ivan was suspended for impersonating the principal & had his pizza stolen at knife point | Ep. 350

    When Ivan Salas was a kid he was suspended for impersonating the principal, his music teacher bummed cigarettes off him, and his pizza was stolen at knife point. Somehow Ivan survived it all, only to be sent to the ER for a freak sledding accident. More episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/Hbf4HTp0SnY

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    [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive - Pam Faces The Holiday Gauntlet | Glad You're Here Ep. 349

    This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.Listen as Alex is joined by his wife Pam to tell a life update. They discuss Pam's childhood, and what happened at Thanksgiving and Christmas.Board Members - Pam will be in the discord now. Thanks for being patient!

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    [PREVIEW] Our First Reaction Podcast | Glad You're Here Ep. 348

    This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.

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    Why Secret Service Monitored Pippa Spindel & Her Award Winning Poops | Glad You're Here Ep. 347

    When Pippa Spindel was a kid she was monitored by secret service, competed in poop competitions, and had camp counselors time her make-out sessions. Somehow she survived and lived to poop another day. More episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na0qvOCI9uc

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    Tyler's Wild Pep Rally Made It On Fox News, He Tripped Acid on Birthright, & His Dad’s $1000 Prank | Ep. 346 | Guest Tyler Strauss

    When Tyler Strauss was a kid, his pep rally got so wild it made it on Fox News, and he tripped acid on birthright, and his teacher made sweet love to a cow. Somehow he survived—only to get pranked out of $1000 by his dad. More episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSsxCU3XoOg

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    Jen Evaded Police, Stepped In Poop, & Made Out With Every Boy At Dion's Pizza | Episode 343 | Guest Jen Liv

    When Jen Liv was a kid she evaded police in her dad's car, stepped in a strange kid's poop, and made out with every boy at Dion's Pizza. Somehow she survived all that to become a fantastic comedian and actress. More episodes at gladpod.comWatch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_k5ujFyAr4&t=36s

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    Tom fled a murder scene & his wildly dangerous step-dad | Episode 345 | Guest Tom Johnson

    When Tom Johnson was a kid he witnessed a murder while shopping for JNCO Jeans, threw away a big pile of money, and realized his dangerous step dad was way cooler than his biological one.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 344 - What's Coming Out Of Your Fingers!?!

    Happy Thanksgiving! We normally take Thanksgiving off from the podcast but since we missed two podcasts recently... here's one to make up for a missed week! Listen as Pam asks Alex one of those silly questions that don't actually mean anything. But maybe you can use it as small talk at your Thanksgiving table!Pam is cooking so she won't be in the discord this week. Hope you all have a good holiday! (Unless you're not in America then just happy Thursday!)

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 341 - The Reasons We've Been Missing

    In this life update we tell you what's been going on and why we've missed two podcasts in a row. We tried to make this podcast a little bit longer to make up for it. Thank you all for understanding.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 340 - Alex's Big Candy Reveal

    Alex and Pam do a this or that for Halloween candy! But Pam discovers something huge about Alex's candy choices!Happy (almost) Halloween!For the board members - Surprise! Alex will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 339 - Pam's Accident

    The life update from last week continues.... Find out what accident Pam got into, where they took the kids and how they met their neighbors.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 338 - Alex Said Yes To What?!

    Listen as Pam and Alex give us a life update including Alex's latest gig at Cranberry Festival, Alex's yes day with his nieces and Pam's trip to the library with the kids.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 337 - Pam Messed Up

    Find out what Pam messed up big time as Alex and Pam answer some freaky (friday) questions!For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 336 - Marvel This Or That

    Find out which Marvel superheros Alex and Pam like in this special edition of "this or that."Pam will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 335 - Top Three Sandwiches

    Find out Alex and Pam's top three sandwiches from all over the country and even world. And find out why Alex almost got kicked out of Nice France over a sandwich related incident.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 334 - Alex Tries To Be Sneaky

    Pam and Alex give a life update or these days a health update. Alex talks about his recent road trip to Idaho while Pam gives a review of a family friendly movie she watched with the kiddos. Find out what Alex did to try and pull a fast one over on Pam.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 333 - Alex Picks Sauce Over Pam

    In this podcast, Alex and Pam answer silly questions from the internet. They also give some new recommendations of some shows and movies they've liked recently.For the board members -Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 332 - Alex Wants To Order Six of What?!

    In this week's podcast Alex and Pam give us a life update. Alex tells us about his Idaho trip, a fun thing he did with his friend and Pam and Alex went on a date night. Pam's also sick. We'll also add our affiliate links we reference in another post next week.Pam won't be in the discord today cause she's resting. Thanks for understanding!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 331 - Behind The Scenes How You Survive A Toxic Semester Pt. 2

    We couldn't keep it all in one episode so here is the exciting pt. 2 behind the scenes podcast on the College Girl Series episode How You Survive A Toxic SemesterListen here to hear fun fact and stories about the process of making the episode.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 330 - Behind The Scenes How You Survive A Toxic Semester

    It's time for behind the scenes on the latest epic College Girl Series episode How You Survive A Toxic SemesterListen here to hear fun fact and stories about the process of making the episode.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 329 - Top Three Musicals

    We're doing it! Listen to find out what our top three musicals we've seen live are and why!For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 328 - We Go To Infinity And Beyond

    Find out how we go to infinity and even beyond it with this life update. Made this podcast a little bit longer since we basically skipped last week. Thanks for understand!For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 327A - Mini Pod

    Alex and Pam arent' doing a full podcast today. Listen to this and find out why. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 327 - Behind The Scenes of "My Wife Claims I Pulled A Ross"

    It's finally time for another behind the scenes episode! Find out some untold stories, surprising facts, and more about the creative process behind "My Wife Claims I Pulled A Ross".For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 326 - Alex's Big Birthday Surprise

    Pam and Alex take a belated birthday trip with their friends to Palm Springs. But their friends had a big surprise in store for Alex. Find out what it is and how he ended up incorporting Pam into the surprise too.Pam will be in the discord right now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 325 - This Or That 4th Of July

    Pam and Alex play this or that with 4th of july and Alex gives a little update from last week's solo podcast.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 324 - Alex Needs Your Help

    Alex does a solo podcast where he reviews a TV show that Pam has forced him to watch and he needs your input on his next merch idea! Plus, an update on the College Girl Series.Pam will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 323 - Alex's Revenge

    Alex and Pam play 20 questions. Will Alex be able to stump Pam this time with his answer?!For the board members -Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 322 - Zombie Apocalypse Now

    Alex has a question this week for the podcast about the zombie apoclypse and another update on the college girl series.For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 321- What Of Alex's Brings All The Who To the Yard?

    Pam asks Alex a bunch of questions from the internet. Find out how they both answer now!For the board members - Pam will be in the discord riiiiiiight now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 320 - Lilo and Stitch Review

    Alex and Pam went to see the new live action Lilo and Stitch. Hear how it went with taking both their kids and a full review of the movie!Pam will be in the discord now.

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    [PREVIEW] Podcast 319 - Life Update Continued!

    We left you hanging so here's more of what we've been up to recently! Including a bunch of holidays and find out what we waited TWO HOURS for!Pam will finally be in the discord now!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The Glad You're Here Podcast is dedicated to the ridiculous stories we all have from growing up. Host Alex Clark invites a new guest every Thursday to share their most memorable tales as dumb kids — and even dumber teens.

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