Gravy Train Podcast Starring the Soldiers of Fortune

That's right, you're listening to Gravy Train Pirate radio, your only East Baltimore-based leftist resistance radio station bringing you the truth and battling the Regime. This is a snappy little 20 minute joint because we got too drunk and had to cut out a good portion of this one. Mostly just doing bad impressions for the kinda funny parts.

We recorded this in April and it took like a year for me to summon the energy to edit it (which I had to do because of Drew mostly). We were watching the NFL draft during this so if we're talking about the TV that's what we're talking about. I guess the benefit of posting this after the end of the regular season is at least we know if our predictions were any good. I actually think there's some pretty funny stuff in here, if not well at least you'll learn something about San Ysidro.

It's Sam and Drew coming to you live once again - and possibly for the last time - from their luxurious basement dwelling in Baltimore County, MD. Drew wouldn't stop shaking the ice in his glass right next to the microphone for the entire episode so have fun listening to that. Next time you here from us it will be from the Gravy Train Podcast's palatial estate in Baltimore City. Until then, sit back, relax, and enjoy.

Sorry folks, the editing process on this episode was slightly protracted, but hopefully you're still in the Christmas spirit because we have nearly three hours of hilarious podcast content for you, over the course of which we will gradualy turn up the volume on our bluetooth speaker and drive ourselves insane listening to the Manheim Steamroller.

The Soldiers of Fortune are back for Season 3 of the critcally-acclaimed Gravy Train Podcast. This week we've got Joe Biden back on the pod to talk about little league baseball, Hershey, Pennsylvania, and the 1936 Berlin Olympics. We did that stupid thing again where we ramble for about 30 minutes and saved the one bit we wanted to do for the second half so feel free to just jump ahead to that. Stay tuned for major podcast news in the coming weeks.

The Gravy Train Podcast is back for more folks and you better be ready to eat this garbage up. In this one the lads talk about football for probably too long and do a pretty funny Joe Biden imitation (a new bit for us). So strap in and get ready for a stream of content directly from our mouths to your ears. It's season two baby.

Happy holidays friends and neighbors. Just for you, our loyal fans, we built ourselves a hellish ADHD mind prison in which not a single one of us was able to hold a coherent thought in our minds or more than 15 seconds. We hope it will bring you joy in this bleak mid-winter period of stern reflection and meditation on the birth of our savior, the lord Jesus Christ son of God.

Continue the voyage of the brave crew of the Salty Wench as they embark on a treacherous revolt against the tyrant Benjamin Dover. Join the Sailors of Fortune along with Joseph and Connor as they duke it out against the captain and his questionable habits. 

Ahoy, cabin boy! Climb aboard the Salty Wench and steel yourself for a swashbuckling adventure with the Sailors of Fortune, starring our special guests Joseph and Connor. It's a D&D episode.

This time around the boys do some really good impressions and discuss whether the president should be listening to shoegaze or NBA Youngboy.

The boys are back in the basement. And today we cover the noid, our vision of the worlds largest Long John Silvers and our uncritical support for the regime. If you're from northern Virginia you're a pedophile and we hate you.

Live from Baltimore County, Maryland the Gravy Train Podcast Starring the Soldiers of Fortune is back with special guests Griffin, Kevin and Jeff. Time to crack open your Colt 45, because you're about to listen to six drunk bastards shout into a microphone for an hour.

Kyle's on vacation so Sam and Joseph are just hanging out and talking about doing stolen valor at the deli. It's a fellas episode, just for the fellas.

Welcome back, Adam (@Slurcialist) is still here, and we are barely clinging on to life here in Gravy Train HQ. God damn I'm sweating like a hog down here. We're still sort of talking about Bloodsport, but also firearms, traumatic experiences at the Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament in Arundel Mills, the MGM casino in Springfield, MA, and sultry, heaving-breasted barmaids who regard you with utter distaste. It's a pretty funny episode. I edited the whole thing again because Kyle was being so whiny about it.

The Soldiers of Fortune are back again and this time we're joined by Adam (@Slurcialist) to talk about Jean Claude Van Damme's movie masterpiece Bloodsport (1988), the State of Massachusetts, Italy's European football triumph, and more in an exclusive two-part episode. Get ready for two hours of full contact.

Let Kyle know that you want more content by liking and retweeting everything Kyle posts on twitter. We will allow literally anyone on this podcast.

There'll be 15 seconds of teasing And 15 seconds of squeezing And 15 seconds of blowing my top

"You want to talk about foreign policy? Well, you ever get your ass kicked by Derek Jeter? Ah shit, i'm fucked up man."

Did you miss us? The Soldiers of Fortune are back from their exile to Tanzania, with a thrilling multimedia experience like nothing you've ever heard before. Join us for this Tenth Episode Extravaganza as we venture into a bold new era of podcasting. Shout out Joseph shout out DMX shout out Brandon Lee.

The Soldiers of Fortune dig in to the twists and turns of the NFL draft as well as addressing the Tanzania situation.

We all know that city girls are looking for a country boy, but they don't want to square dance with a cowpoke who's not sensitive to our country's deep socioeconomic problems. What if a country boy could also be a socialist?  

We at the Gravy Train Podcast have to accept responsibility for the untimely passing of DMX (1970-2021)

Well folks, would you look at that. Those crazy ass white boys made it. We're really at episode five already. Don't miss out on your chance to get in on our exclusive sweepstakes to win a trip to Baltimore County, Maryland. And RIP DMX we actually recorded this before he was in the hospital and now I feel somehow responsible.

We got a third mic for this one, thanks to Joseph for coming on. We talk about all kinds of stuff in this one. Something about boats and Chinese People I think.