Grumpy Old Men

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Grumpy Old Men

Jeremy Kyle, Mark Wogan and Ash Gould reveal what's p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 53

    Jeremy Kyle's Daughter Reveals All About Her 'Embarrassing' Dad!

    oin Mark Wogan, Jeremy Kyle (and his daughter), Ash Gould and Steve Denyer as they reveal what has wound them up this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 52

    Touchscreens Have More Bacteria Than Toilet Seats

    Mark Wogan is joined by Ash Gould and Steve Denyer for another gloriously bad-tempered episode of Grumpy Old Men, as the trio tear into modern life’s biggest irritations—from socks and sandals making an unwelcome comeback to the chaos of public transport etiquette. With plenty of sharp digs and off-the-cuff humour, the conversation quickly spirals from fashion crimes into everyday frustrations that listeners will instantly recognise.The grumbles come thick and fast: malfunctioning contactless payments, infuriating automatic soap dispensers, and the slow death of basic manners on trains. There’s fury over noisy eaters, bizarre commuter behaviour, and the rise of touchscreens replacing actual buttons—especially in cars, where the tech is branded both pointless and dangerous. The team also take aim at voice-activated gadgets that don’t work, buskers, and the modern obsession with convenience that somehow makes everything harder.If you’ve already been riding along with Grumpy Old Men, this is one of those episodes where everything lands—Wogan’s train horror stories spiral into full-blown disgust, Ash leans into the absurd with deadpan one-liners, and Denyer quietly steals moments with sharp nostalgia and timing. It’s the chemistry that makes it: mates winding each other up, pushing every gripe just a bit further than it should go, and knowing exactly when to let the rant breathe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 51

    Streaming Costs, Loud Phone Calls and TV Subscription Rage

    Mark Wogan, Ash Gould and Virgin Radio’s Steve Denyer are back with another gloriously bad-tempered episode of Grumpy Old Men, taking aim at the everyday modern annoyances driving everyone up the wall. This week, the trio tear into the soaring cost of streaming subscriptions, the endless search for something decent to watch, adverts that are louder than the programmes, and the impossible task of cancelling app payments once they’ve got your bank details.There is also plenty of fury over software updates that never stop, public transport passengers who insist on loud phone calls, modern light bulbs that promise the earth and deliver nothing, and the nightmare of changing direct debit details. From YouTube Premium and Netflix frustration to apps that refuse to let you leave, this episode is packed with sharp takes on the small things that make daily life more irritating than it needs to be.And if that was not enough, the grumbles keep coming with rants about season five of TV shows going downhill, people recommending yoga as the answer to everything, and the general misery of modern convenience. If you enjoy funny, relatable podcast chat about the little things that annoy us all, Grumpy Old Men is the perfect weekly dose of moaning, nostalgia and comic frustration. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 50

    "What Happened To British Manners?"

    On this episode of Grumpy Old Men, Mark Wogan, Ash Gould and Virgin Radio’s Steve Denyer take aim at the everyday frustrations that drive people mad across Britain.The trio vent about train passengers who refuse to let people off before boarding, the endless battle with potholes that never seem to get fixed, and the growing irritation of having to create online accounts just to buy basic products.They also tackle supermarket chaos in the Aldi central aisle, the mystery of Nordic walking sticks, unpredictable dentist prices, and the dwindling number of working cash machines — all in a typically grumpy, no-nonsense rundown of the week’s biggest everyday annoyances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 49

    "Broken Britain Is A Rip-Off!"

    Join Mark Wogan, Ash Gould and 'honorary bloke' Lizzy Cundy as they reveal what has wound them up this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 48

    "People Have No Manners Anymore"

    Join Mark Wogan, Ash Gould and 'honorary bloke' Alex Phillips as they reveal what has wound them up this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 47

    "Dating Apps Are For Psychopaths!"

    Join Mark Wogan, Ash Gould and 'honorary bloke' Alex Phillips as they reveal what has wound them up this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 46

    Why Is Britain Full Of Potholes And Speed Bumps?

    Join Mark Wogan, Jeremy Kyle and Ash Gould as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. 45

    "Sadiq Khan Has Ruined London With Cycle Lanes"

    Join Mark Wogan, Jeremy Kyle and Ash Gould as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. 44

    "Just Speak English!"

    Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Ash Gould and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. 43

    "I Hate Electric Cars!"

    Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Ash Gould and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. 42

    "Rachel Reeves Must Go!"

    Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Mark Dolan and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. 41

    "Nobody Wants Keir Starmer's Digital ID Cards"

    Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Mark Dolan and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. 40

    "Britain Makes Me So Grumpy!"

    Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Ash Gould and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. 39

    "Why Are Receptionists Always Rude?"

    Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Asher Gould and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. 38

    "Woke Isn't Dead!"

    Join Mike Graham, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's climate change scaremongers, Piers Morgan and bad drivers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  17. 37

    "It's Too Early For Christmas Lights!"

    Join Mike Graham, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's electric bikes, cash machines and protesters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  18. 36

    "Tony Blair Is An Idiot"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's useless phone signals and driverless trains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  19. 35

    "We Have The Worst Trains In The World!"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's fake Turkish barbers and Facebook birthdays. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  20. 34

    "Stick To Your Lane"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's Left-Wing Protesters, Ed Miliband, Net Zero And Parking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  21. 33

    "Britain Is Broken"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Russell Quirk as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's stupid people, self-service tills, noisy shopping trolleys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  22. 32

    "OMG What Have You Done?!"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Russell Quirk as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's lazy Gen-Z, fake vegan burgers and dodgy Russians. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  23. 31

    "Weaponizing Mental Health"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's rip off holidays, Bonnie Blue's Channel 4 documentary and Low Traffic Neighbourhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  24. 30

    "Fed Up With Rudeness" | Grumpy Old Men Remember James Whale

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's builders, green tea and the NHS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  25. 29

    "Smells Like A Swamp"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's Kevin In Kneecap video, teenagers and expensive staycations Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  26. 28

    'Nanny State Authoritarianism'

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's Starmer's government and temporary traffic lights. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  27. 27

    "Shorts Should Be Banned In The Office!"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week - including short shorts in the office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  28. 26

    "Why Do People Still Wear Masks?"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's children on planes, people still wearing masks and also customer loyalty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  29. 25

    "FAT JABS Driving Me Nuts"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's fat jabs, poo bags for dogs and Mike Graham's smart meter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  30. 24

    "You Can SHUT UP"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's inquisitive people, polo and couples in public. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  31. 23

    "People Had Enough"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's caravan bores, Eurovision and Gary Lineker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  32. 22

    "Funny As Diarrhoea"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's scam phone callers, woke police officers and annoying WhatsApp groups. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  33. 21

    "Just Threw Up In My Mouth"

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Kevin O'Sullivan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's woke trigger warnings, sweaty nude people and bin strikes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  34. 20

    'Why Not Make Yourself Disappear'

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Andrew Eborn as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's rail replacement buses, INCELS and school reunions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  35. 19

    'Huge Woman Nearly Killed Me'

    Join Mike Graham, Mark Wogan and Ash Gould as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. In the firing line are a large woman who almost killed Mike Graham, bad drivers in big cars and dangerous and stupid TikTok trends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  36. 18

    'You're Having A Midlife crisis'

    Join Russell Quirk, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. This week it's airport security, the Birmingham bin crisis and too many TV murders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  37. 17

    "TOTALLY Outrageous"

    Join Mike Graham, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Gripes this week include queues at pubs, Tesla protesters and posh people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  38. 16

    'Addicted To Benefits'

    Mike Graham, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Include is people addicted to benefits, social media influencers and expensive pubs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  39. 15

    'Like A Zombie Film!'

    Join Russell Quirk, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Gripes include Angela Rayner, leaf blowers and the BBC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  40. 14

    "Ripped His Face Off!"

    Join Mike Graham, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Gripes include people sneezing, nosy people and Brits who pretend they don't care about Eurovision. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  41. 13

    "Bloody Tourist Coaches"

    Mike Graham, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Gripes include tourists, men that cry and Keir Starmer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  42. 12

    'Nightmare For Everyone'

    Join Mike Graham, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan as they reveal what has p***ed them off. This week it's badly behaved kids, hating neighbours and French people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  43. 11

    "Criminally Ridiculously Ludicrously Woke"

    Kevin O'Sullivan, Russell Quirk (in for Mike Graham) and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Gripes include the BBC, Dr Who and dangerous dogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  44. 10

    "Women Find Me Remarkably Attractive"

    Kevin O'Sullivan, Mike Graham and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Topics include failed marriages, Rory Stewart & dodgy wifi. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  45. 9

    "He's Such A Liar"

    Kevin O'Sullivan, Mike Graham and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Gripes this week include parking tickets, Prince Andrew and passive aggressive flight attendants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  46. 8

    'People Think I'm A Psychopath!'

    Kevin O'Sullivan, Mike Graham and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Gripes this week include vinegar, weather warnings and Northern Ireland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  47. 7

    'Worst Flu Ever!'

    Kevin O'Sullivan, Mike Graham and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. Gripes this week include can openers, the flu and kids on planes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  48. 6

    'King And Queen Of Grifters'

    Kevin O'Sullivan, Ash Gould and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. In the firing line this week are climate change protesters, woke dogs and of course Harry and Meghan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  49. 5

    BROKEN Britain

    Mike Graham, Kevin O'Sullivan and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. In the firing line are 'useless' police officers, airports and iPhone updates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  50. 4

    'Angela Rayner Utter Fool'

    Kevin O'Sullivan, Mike Graham and Mark Wogan reveal what has p***ed them off this week. In the firing line is Woke Christmas, Labour Planning and Terrible Trains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jeremy Kyle, Mark Wogan and Ash Gould reveal what's p***ed them off this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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