Hey, Teens!

April Richardson (Chelsea Lately, Go Bayside podcast) hangs out with Jon, Eric and INTERN DAN to discuss growing up in Georgia, getting into music, making zines, Saved By the Bell and WAY more! They answer some Yahoo Answers teen questions and go over a recent news event that left a group of teens in a stinky situation!

Travis Shettel (Piebald, TS & The Past Haunts, Dork Knob ) hangs out with Jon and Eric to talk about the teenage origins of Piebald, learning out how play the piano, a run-in with the cops, touring in vegetable oil-powered vans, Cheez-Its, Ice Cream and MORE! They also answer some terrible questions asked by various teens on Yahoo Answer. Don't forget to listen all the way to end for a track from TS & The Past Haunts album "Gone & Goner".

Jon and Eric hang out with JON DALY (Kroll Show, Funny or Die, etc) to talk about his life as a Pittsburg teen, mesh-shorts boners, the danger of quarries, Rotten.com, blow-dart inhalation and OTHER dumb teen things! GOOGLE TEENS!

Hey, Elan Gale! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! It's been one year since Hey Teens was launched and Jon and Eric get deep into the mind of Elan Gale (@TheYearOfElan) and question the Jeopardy system, discuss the Rocky Horror Picture Show, answer the age-old Batman/Superman debate, discover the "No, But" theory of conversational method and MUCH MUCH MORE! Check it out!

The lovely Maggie Mull (@IAmMaggieMull) joins Jon and Eric for a chat about art, music, Jeopardy, Mrs. Doubtfire, Beezbo (the Alien who needs to learn manners) and more. They answer some teen advice questions, but not before talking in depth about Cake Farting.

Jon and Eric hang out with @Ahm76 and talk about the exciting life of a Bakersfield-bred former teen! They talk about sport, teenage fears, the Fat Boys and MUCH MORE!

Put on some fun socks and hang out with Jon, Eric and @MaryKoCo! They discuss the fun you can have in Montana, teacher slam books, doing drugs and MUCH MUCH MORE! They answer some riveting advice questions and discuss teens in the news - featuring EYEBALL LICKING! Enjoy!

Actor ROB HUEBEL joins Jon & Eric for an in-depth look at what it takes to be a successful working actor, being friends with The Fonz and the meanings behind cryptic fortune cookies. They also discuss the lost art of being able to find porn pre-internet.

Dave Ross is a comedian and Podcaster (Terrified, Sex Nerd Sandra) army brat who spent his formative teen years in Orange County, NY. Jon and Eric share stories with Dave of anxiety, tent-sex, guidos, shoplifting, cast-party orgies and MORE! And don't forget to contribute to the Hey Teens Theme Zine! Check out HeyTeensPodcast.com for more info!

OZMA got together in the 1990s when they were teenagers and went from a Weezer cover band to a massive international success with their many albums. OZMA is BACK and two of them (Daniel Brummel and Ryen Slegr) are talking to Jon and Eric about the past, present and future of OZMA.

The carpet does NOT match the drapes on this episode of HEY TEENS with JOSH ANDROSKY and CLARE O'KANE. We talk shoplifting, bar mitzvah themes, the Price is Right and much much more! Also, Don't forget to contribute to the Hey Teens Zine!

They're funny, they act, they animate, they're Julia Vickerman and Kelsy Abbot! We talk about their teen lives in Iowa and South Carolina and what influenced them to enter the entertainment industry. They talk drugs, nude Thundercats, Joints vs. Bongs and much much more! DON'T FORGET TO SUBMIT TO THE HEY TEENS ZINE!

Chris Fairbanks comes from the means streets of Montana, but is on the mic with Jon and Eric to talk about skateboarding, fights and stealing an undercover cop car. Eat some weed snacks with Jon Hamm (but not too much) and enjoy the party, man! Be sure to check out the new HEY TEENS facebook fan page!

Hey Teens is back from their 2 week vacay and kickin it with DC Pierson (actor, comedian & author). His new book CRAP KINGDOM is out and he's ready to dish about HIS high school experience in Arizona. The guys talk Yahoo, fruit, Bruce Coville and MORE! Oh, and LET'S BUY A HORSE!

Hey, it's actress/host/comedy personality Eliza Bayne! She tells Jon and Eric about hanging in her basement, getting stuffed in lockers and general unpopularity. BONUS - this is our SECOND Hey Teens guest from Canada! Enjoy the international flavours!

While Eric is still out sick, Jon is joined by guest co-host, Meg Favreau to chat it up with Elizabeth Laime (Totally Laime, Totally Married podcasts). They discuss siblings, finger puppets, pseudonyms, F.A.I.L.U.R.E. and MORE!

Jon is joined by guest co-host, Dana DeArmond to speak with internet sensation, Nathan Barnatt. Nathan is well known for his guest appearances on TV shows and Commercials, but is BEST known for his dweeby character, Keith Apicary! Listen to Nathan talk about life, love and being an actual gravedigger!

Crack open a can of freon and kick back with Jon, Eric and Guy Opochinski of DECENTLY FUNNY with NUZZY and THE GUY! We've talked with Nuzzy, now it's the Guy's turn to talk teens with Jon and Eric. I'M ADDICTED TO CANDY!

Why does it smell like Indian food in here?! The Hey Teens! missing link join Jon and Eric for a great episode. Writer DAVE HORWITZ talks about his freshman year of college "with" Jon and his subsequent college years with Eric!

Twitter's Canadian ambassador, Adam Wilson (@TheLeanover) charms the pants off Jon and Eric as they discuss the music of the 90s, ditching class and the Illuminati! 

Comedic actor and writer PAUL RUST (@paulrust) joins Jon and Eric to talk about being a class clown in Iowa in front of his teacher mom, learning about comedy and crazy dreams! Mostly, they discuss human nature and how our brains work - crazy, right?! AM I RIGHT?!

Hey Teens gets a visit from cult movie princess, Whitney Moore, the female lead of "Birdemic: Shock & Terror" and the upcoming "Birdemic 2"! Whitney talks about being a shitty teen who followed her dreams to become an actor and ended up in an iconicly terribly movie. Make sure to follow @heyteenspodcast on twitter for some Hey Teens Show and Tell!

Nick Youssef may be a comedian now, but he USED to be a car hood-ornament thief! Check out this episode of Hey Teens to hear the harrowing tale of theft gone wrong! But that's not the only way Nick was a teenage scumbag, and you'll just have to listen to find out the rest of the story!

Adult Film actress, Phoenix Askani talks to Jon & Eric about JOHN TESH knuckle tattoos, music, truth or dare and losing best friends to Juggalos! Don't forget to stick around for some sage advice and some teens in the news!

Wrap it up. Knock it off. Do your own laundry. Oh, and check out Kinsey Schofield! Social Media maven, Kinsey Schofield joins Jon and Eric to dish about her teen years which involve hiding boys under her bed, myspace, dry humping and MORE! Hear about what teens are doing in the news and listen to Jon, Eric and Kinsey answer some real teen advice questions!

Ariel Teal Toombs is in the studio with Jon & Eric to talk about growing up in Oregon and how that led to her current career as a working actress. Listen to her stories about getting pulled over, a boy faking terminal cancer to win her over & her experiences bringing boys home to her meet her father, a famous Pro-Wrestler. All in a day's work for a former-teen! ALSO, Jon and Eric introduce the world to a new segment!

WOW! Jon & Eric talk to Young Adult novelist, Rachel Cohn! Rachel talks about growing up in a world filled with books and movies. Learn about child entertainers, getting your crush to notice you, and tips on how to show up to prom. Are you hot? Are you not? Find out on this episode of HEY TEENS!

You probably recognize Jon Gabrus from when he was kicked out of the Cash Cab and the TGS writers room on 30 Rock, but NOW he's on HEY, TEENS!  Gabrus talks to Jon & Eric (not Steve or Travis) about name-calling, D&D, controlling your urethra, Adam Sandler and MORE. ALSO, find out what food item Gabrus once used to masturbate with disastrous results. 

Comedian and Host, J. Keith Van Straaten joins Jon & Eric for a discussion about growing up in the streets of Chicago and Los Angeles. They also talk about Weird Al…a lot. ALSO, hear the story of how Jon first met J Keith -- it involves game shows and chimpanzees!

You may THINK you know Charla Pihlstrom (@BadCharla) based on her stint on the FOX reality show, Paradise Hotel, but think again! You're about to get the full story of Charla going back to her teen years in Minnesota. Learn about plus-size male models, clothes that smells like dog, and MUCH MORE! And hey, we're here to win.

Writer, Comedian & IBS Champion, Joe Mande (@JoeMande) tells Jon and Eric tales of landlords, gambling rings, uncontrollable shitting and MORE! ALSO, learn how to hold somebody's hand and what the best kind of porn is! Happy New Year!

Totally Laime's, Andy Rosen (@Dr_Rosen_Rosen) joins Jon and Eric to talk about jerking off, being molestation bait, Aerosmith and MORE! And hey, when was the last time you cried?

Check out this WICKED FUNNY episode of Hey Teens featuring Jeff Dutton and Mike "Mitch" Mitchell, two members of The Birthday Boys, a sketch comedy group based in Los Angeles. They talk anime, rowing crew, college roommates, film school and MORE! And don't forget to keep listening after the end of the show for a Hey Teens epilogue: One guest shares his story from his first time masturbating!

Star Trek enthusiast and stand-up comic, Asterios Kokkinos (@asterios) talks video games, action figures, pissing your pants and MORE with Jon & Eric. Download NOW and find out how to tell a friend that they're looking fat, how to better trust your bf/gf, how to cheat on test and MORE!

Jon & Eric go head 2 head with Cornell Reid (@Corneezy) & Marie Colette (@MarieColette) talk being teens in Northern California and Minnesota. They talk about cigarettes, weed, sports, theater and A Prairie Home Companion.

Jon and Eric go it alone on this episode of Hey Teens, but it doesn't mean things don't get nutty. They talk about first bands, first kisses, getting into comedy and fingerbanging Rosie Perez. They also answer the age-old question: Why are boys gross?!?!?!?

Former horseback-rider, Dana DeArmond takes a break from working out and getting boned on camera to talk to Jon and Eric about her past as a "teenage shithead". A Hey Teens first: our guest gets a SURPRISE phone call!

Decently Funny Podcast's Dave "Nuzzy" Nussbaum comes on the show to talk to Jon and Eric about his past as a bullied Jew Nerd on the Jersey Shore where he worked as a carnie. We promise that it's less depressing than it sounds! Also a Hey Teens first - we are 100% responsible for a guest's fight with their significant other! Oops! HOLLA!

Nikki Lynn Katt (@NikkiLynnKatt) hasn't always been the comedic pop singer we all know and love today. She actually spent the bulk of her teen years as a born again christian! They also talk about blind dates, lost loves, lesbianism, masturbation, etc. FUN STUFF!

Gina Grad (@GinaGrad) is the cohost for the Pretty Good Podcast, which is way more than just that! Gina talks to Jon & Eric about her biggest teenage regrets, peanut butter, beer and Jimmy Buffet. Be sure to stay tuned at the end for a Hey, Teens epilogue!

Kerri Lendo is one of the funniest comics in Austin, TX and Leah Dubie is one of the newest comics in Los Angeles (after a stint in New York). They are on Hey, Teens! to talk about teen idol crushes and potentially dead basketball players with Jon & Eric. ALSO, you'll learn about Eric's scuffles with THE LAW!

From playing with bands to playing with glands, Jon and Eric cover all territories on THIS new episode with comedic musician, Eli Braden (@elibraden)

Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman aren't just hilarious guys who wear glasses, they are also the latest to release a musical comedy album called PLEASE BE SEATED…and they're also guests on this episode of HEY, TEENS! While Myq lists the names of the first 23 girls that he kissed and Micah recounts tales of his thwarted teenage romances, they take a some breaks to discuss the wonders of pedophelic gym teachers and amnesiac summer-camp girlfriends. Oh yeah, they also talk about drugs. Smokin' doobies & touchin' boobies is what this episode is all about, teens!

Minneapolis, MN happens to be a great town for comedy and Jon and Eric talk teen-life with 2 comics who are actually from there! Andy Erikson and Erik Allen are two former teens with a bevy of knowledge for any current teens out there. They also talk about drugs! DRUGS!

Fellow podcaster, Jordan Morris (@Jordan_Morris) of "Jordan, Jesse, Go!" joins Jon and Eric for more teen-talk than you can probably handle. They answer a listener voicemail, dig into Teen magazine, answer CosmoGirl questions and tell stories of underage drinking, high school theater and ska music! Get your skanking shoes on and don't forget to visit HeyTeensPodcast.com

Jon & Eric welcome model/writer/actress/etc Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) to the show to talk about TEEN LIFE! Raves? Yup. Drugs. Little bit. Kidnappings? Definitely! Melissa takes Jon and Eric on a journey of life and love set in decaying urban Michigan. ENJOY!

If you're a runner of outside doors, you'll love this episode of Hey, Teens! Jon and Eric/Switchblade are graced by the presence of recently de-teened Bridey Elliott (@BrideyLee) and they couldn't have enjoyed the teen talk any more. On this episode, find out what it's like to grow up in Connecticut while going to school in New York, how to gain weight, how to talk to facebook boys, and more!

World-Class Entertainer, Dave Hill (@MrDaveHill) is in the studio with Jon, Eric & actual teen, Anna Franklin (@AnnaZipper) and they tear it up TEEN STYLE! After some general chit-chat and a few voice-mails, they bust out a pre-9/11 copy of TEEN MAGAZINE and dilly-dally with a few questions once asked to the popular band, Hanson. Then, they naturally field some CosmoGirl questions. We learn a lot about sandwich shops and lighting things on fire on this episode of HEY, TEENS!

Let's face it. Jon & Eric KNOW teens. On this episode, we see how well comedian and writer KAREN KILGARIFF (@KarenKilgariff) knows the teen scene. Beastiality? Depression? Hannah Montana? They cover it all on Hey, Teens!

Hey, Teens! is back for round 2 and Jon & Eric are pleased to welcome ACTUAL TEEN, Shelby Fero (@ShelbyFero). This regular teen has been turning heads in the comedy world over the past couple of years and she talks teen with the guys on this fantastic episode. They take calls from Ryan and Brandon, who both have interesting teen-dilemmas and also handle some questions from CosmoGirl contributors.