Hoe to CEO

We're ranting about overflowing inboxes, missing calendar invites, and people who wing meetings with no agenda. We share the exact systems we use every day to stay on top of our work from email labeling to secret early morning admin sessions to goal setting frameworks. Plus, why being organized literally lowers your stress and helps you live longer. If your inbox has thousands of unread emails, consider this your intervention.

If your best friend isn't on the same trajectory, should they even be your best friend? This week we're getting into what happens when you outgrow the people closest to you: friends, partners, family. We talk about the friends who project their limiting beliefs onto your life, the ones who are low-key happy when things go wrong for you, why outgrowing someone hurts worse than a breakup, and where the line is between cutting people off and keeping the ones who genuinely cheer for you even if they're on a totally different path. Plus, jealous partners, guilt around success, and a little challenge to get you started at cleaning up your circle.

This week we sit down with Brielle, aesthetic injector and LPN, who's built her business from scratch three different times in both Vancouver and Toronto. We talk about what nobody tells you about starting in aesthetics, the BC regulations that limit everything from your hours to your marketing, why referrals beat content every time in the early days, and how ambition has completely reshaped her dating life. Plus... BBL recovery truths, beauty standard double standards, and more!

If you feel like you're doing everything in your relationship and getting nothing back, this one's for you. We're breaking down man-keeping: the emotional labor women take on to be a man's entire support system. From walking his dog to doing his bookkeeping for free to reminding him to buy his own mom a Christmas gift, we've done it all and we're done. We talk about why women fall into this trap, how it bleeds into work, why men don't have friends, and what finally made us stop.

We watched the Louis Theroux Manosphere documentary separately and came together to talk about it for the first time on mic. One of us walked away thinking it's all about money. The other walked away thinking daddy issues. We get into the double standards, why Louis might be doing the exact same thing as the guys he's exposing, the question most women won't answer honestly, what true masculinity actually looks like, and why the algorithm is the real problem. This one got heated.

We're talking about why saying yes to everything is the single best decision we've ever made and why the thing holding most people back isn't fear of failure, it's fear of embarrassment. We share personal stories, talk about The Surrender Experiment by Michael Singer, and challenge you to say yes to every opportunity that scares you for the next 12 months. Let's see how different your life looks.

Christina tells us the most unhinged cabin story we've ever heard, then we get into what it's really like being a woman in sales, including the married client who stalked her all the way to Costco. Plus rapid fire would-you-rathers that go completely off the rails, the men vs. women at work debate, and Christina's goal to rebrand her entire life this year. New episodes every Friday. For abnormally ambitious women.

It’s not you. It’s your habits. If you feel stuck, inconsistent, distracted, or constantly starting over, this episode is for you. Because most people don’t actually lack motivation... they lack structure. And their environment is quietly shaping their behavior more than they realize. In this episode, we talk about how accessibility drives habits, why your phone might be controlling your attention, and how to build systems that make better decisions easier. We get into discipline, manifestation versus action, locking in, and why going “all in” usually backfires. We also unpack the difference between autopilot living and intentional progress and how small daily pivots compound into a completely different life. Your future self isn’t waiting for motivation. She’s waiting for better habits. New episodes every Friday.

The world feels louder than ever.War headlines. Economic instability. Conspiracy cycles. Endless scrolling. It’s easy to feel overwhelmed or worse, paralyzed.So what do you do when everything feels chaotic, but you still want to build something meaningful?In this episode, we talk about staying grounded in unstable times. Why personal excellence might be the most powerful response to chaos. How boredom fuels breakdowns. And why being “aware” isn’t the same thing as being effective.We share how movement, structure, and disciplined habits keep us sane and why fixing your own life is often the first step toward changing anything else.You can be informed without being consumed.You can be aware without spiraling.And you can build even when the world feels messy.

We made it past 90 days, which statistically is where most people quit. In this episode we discuss what we've learned and why we wouldn't change a thing. If you’re building something and questioning whether it’s worth it… this is your reminder to stay in the game.

In this episode we sit down with Danica to talk about what happens when your life doesn’t follow the timeline you were promised. We get into moving overseas with no plan, coming home and feeling like a failure, watching everyone else hit “milestones,” and the quiet panic that sets in when your life looks nothing like the script, and what it actually takes to rebuild, reset your mindset, and intentionally build a life that you're proud of.

We spiral (productively) about curated identities, gaming vs social media, cancel culture, and fake flexing. This episode breaks down how social media turned personality into performance and why being liked became addictive. Question of the week: Are you sharing to be understood or to be admired?

You don't have to choose between work and travel. There’s a fake binary people love: Travel = irresponsible. Work = boring and sad. Reality? Most ambitious people want both.You’re allowed to care about your career and want to see the world. Anyone who tells you otherwise is projecting their own limits.

In this episode we get into being called intimidating, having a resting bitch face, choosing respect over being liked, and why confident women make insecure men short-circuit. We believe “intimidating” is just what people say when they can’t control you, can’t compete, or can’t keep up.Submit other topics you'd love to hear us discuss: www.hoetoceo.com

It’s Madison’s 28th birthday... for the 4th year in a row... so we’re doing something a little different.In this episode, we’re actually getting to know Madison for the first time ever on the pod... from her competitive childhood to how she tied her self-worth to performance.She gets real about confidence: how it evolves, and what happens when the version of yourself you relied on disappears.We talk about unlearning the need to be liked, letting go of people-pleasing and perception control, and what actually builds confidence.Cheers to another year 🍾 and another layer peeled back.and Happy Birthday Madison, you little hoe bag.

We're kicking off 2026 with a challenge most of you didn't realize you needed... because it's costing you more than you think...

Everyone loves to romanticize “finally taking a break” over the holidays but what if you don’t want one? In this episode, we talk about the weird judgment that comes with working through the holidays, being labeled a workaholic, and why loving your job doesn’t automatically mean you’re “running from something.” If you’re building something, grinding while everyone else clocks out, or just tired of being told to slow down when you’re finally in your zone, this one’s for you.Work through the holidays. Don’t. We don’t care. Merry Workmas!

This week we unpack some unhinged tones people use at work... the baby voice, the monotone “I hate my life” customer-service voice, the ‘she’s-the-man’ bro voice, and the bitch voice that makes everyone assume you hate them. We break down why some people sound like NPCs, how tone exposes your mood before your words do, and why women sabotage themselves by switching into voices that aren’t theirs. We also talk about finding your real voice, matching energy and how one compliment turned a hostile waitress into a baddie for the rest of the night.

We sat down (and shared a mic because we’re professionals) with a woman who started working at 12 and somehow still believes in work ethic, confidence, and not letting men pigeonhole you. We covered growing up with brothers, male-dominated workplaces, the creeps who strike at family court (yes, family court), and the ones who pretend to be your dad’s friend before acting unhinged.It gets real, it gets vulnerable, and yes... Madison and Anastasia were drunk again. If you’ve ever questioned your worth, your career choices, or why men say the wildest shit at the worst possible moments, this one’s for you.Confidence tips, red flags, trauma recovery, workplace survival… and somehow, still, jokes.

Join us at our first Hoe to CEO holiday party and you might as well pour a drink, because things went off the rails way too quickly. We covered party etiquette, dress code, questionable decision-making, and yes… we sang. We clearly consider ourselves experts at “holding it together” so you can watch the evidence and decide for yourself. Some of us may wake up with Sunday Scaries, but it won’t be you. Sip with us, cringe with us, and learn from other people’s mistakes instead of starring in Monday’s office gossip. Cheers, hoes and happy holidays!

On the first Hoe to CEO confessional episode our (anonymous) guest talks about what she would tell her younger self and how to use the dossier of f*ckery to beat the game they built.

Men call it flattery. We call it delusion. Anastasia & Madison talk about the art of decoding creepy compliments and how to turn “you’re too pretty to work here” into leverage for closing that mothaf*ckin’ deal.Submit your creepy compliments at www.hoetoceo.com ;)

He’s in power. You’re in danger. Your boss isn’t your soulmate. Anastasia & Madison talk power, attraction, and how not to ruin your career over a man with a title.Submit your stories at www.hoetoceo.com !!

Every man you’ve ever worked with has probably thought about f*cking you at least once — and that’s exactly why we started this podcast.Anastasia & Madison mix career advice, workplace horror stories, and dark humor to help women navigate power, leadership, and surviving men at work.