Hornet Heaven

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Hornet Heaven

Award-winning stories about a wonderful afterlife where fans of Watford Football Club can watch their team for the rest of eternity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 134

    O Holey Night (2025 Christmas Special #2)

    On Christmas Eve 2025, seasonal celebrations in the Watford Football Club afterlife are put on hold for a crime to be investigated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 133

    Last Christmas (2025 Xmas Special #1)

    On Christmas Day 1957, in the Watford Football Club afterlife, the club’s founder is told a true story from a year earlier — the club’s last-ever Christmas Day fixture. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 132

    Ticket For Life (S26 E4)

    In September 1982, down on earth, a man who isn’t interested in football begins the journey that will eventually lead him to the Watford Football Club afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 131

    Programming Error (S26 E3)

    In July 2025, the Watford Football Club afterlife must deal with the consequences of the club stopping producing matchday programmes.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 130

    Day Of The Dead (S26 E2)

    In November 2025, the residents of the Watford Football Club afterlife stage a special celebration to distract themselves from their feelings about the club’s owner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 129

    Bonser In (S26 E1)

    The death of a former owner of Watford Football Club promises an angry reaction from fans in the club’s afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 128

    The Tuesday Murder Club (S25 E4)

    In October 2025, three fans in the Watford Football Club afterlife explore the club owner’s motive for getting rid of the latest Head Coach.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 127

    The Straw Boater (S25 E3)

    In February 2025, the Watford Football Club afterlife comes under attack from forces unknown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. 126

    While My Violin Gently Weeps (S25 E1)

    In May 2025, a former player is upset by the sacking of Head Coach Tom Cleverley — causing wider ramifications in the Watford Football Club afterlife.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. 125

    Hamlet (S25 E2)

    In summer 2025, a significant change causes residents of the Watford Football Club afterlife to question their support for the club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. 124

    Baah, Humbug! (Xmas Special 2024)

    On Christmas Day 2024, in the Watford Football Club afterlife, there’s a Scrooge-like fan who needs to change his ways.Merry Christmas to all Watford fans everywhere - from Olly, Colin, and everyone in Hornet Heaven. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. 123

    Halloween Special 2024

    On October 31st 2024, an event in the Watford Football Club afterlife puts the residents in the mood for Halloween. (Music by Josef Surikov and Danny Elfman.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. 122

    Hornet Heaven - The Musical

    A musical starring Watford fans Stephen John Davis and Colin Mace. In 2023/24, a fan in the land of the living tries to bring a former legend back from the Watford Football Club afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. 121

    Hornet Oblivion (S24 E4)

    In August 2006, beyond the astral divide, there’s a new arrival in a rather different community of former Watford FC players and fans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. 120

    It's Fred Titmus! (S24 E3)

    In March 2011, the residents of Watford Football Club’s afterlife are astonished by the unexpected arrival of a former England test cricketer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. 119

    P.S. You Orns! (S24 E2)

    In August 2017, a grieving Watford fan receives messages from her recently deceased husband who's gone to the Watford Football Club afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  17. 118

    A Shorts Story (S24 E1)

    In June 2024, a senior figure in the Watford Football Club afterlife reflects on the club’s choice of red shorts for the coming season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  18. 117

    Tears In Heaven (Silver Jubilee special)

    In May 2024, the Watford Football Club afterlife sets about celebrating the 25th anniversary of the most emotional match in the club’s history. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  19. 116

    Reversal (Easter Special 2024)

    In March 2024, as Watford Football Club’s fortunes decline, events in the club's afterlife head in the wrong direction. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  20. 115

    Founder's Day 2024 - REMIX

    To celebrate the 75th anniversary of the ascension to Hornet Heaven of Watford FC's founder Henry Grover, on March 22nd 1949, here's a re-edited and re-mixed telling of our story of his arrival. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  21. 114

    Half-Back (S23 E4)

    In August 1997, a former player materialises in the Watford Football Club afterlife — but only partially.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  22. 113

    How To Be Happy (S23 E3)

    In December 2023, a new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife attempts to go to every Watford game ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  23. 112

    If On A Winter's Night A Hornet (S23 E2)

    In February 2024, you — the listener — are transported via the medium of podcast into the eternal experience of supporting Watford Football Club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  24. 111

    Fog (S23 E1)

    In December 2023, in the Watford Football Club afterlife, a former Watford player isn't seeing things with the usual clarity.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  25. 110

    How The Grover Stole Christmas (Xmas Special 2023)

    In December 1964, with Watford facing two festive fixtures against Them Up The Road, a resident of the Watford Football Club afterlife tries to make sure a double derby defeat won’t ruin Christmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  26. 109

    Shared Space (S22 E4)

    In September 2023, in the Watford Football Club afterlife, two Watford fans find themselves locked in a small room together. They have fiercely conflicting views. Can they find common ground?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  27. 108

    Dead Ringers For Ross Jenkins (S22 E3)

    In August 2023, two stalwarts from Watford Football Club’s glory days have been shut away in a lock-up garage in the club’s afterlife for nearly 40 years. Who are they? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  28. 107

    The Truth (S22 E2)

    In August 2023, a new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife revisits old games and discovers he’s misremembered important details. What’s he got wrong? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  29. 106

    Field of Dreams (S22 E1)

    In Spring 2023, in the Watford Football Club afterlife, Cliff Holton, Watford’s greatest-ever forward receives an unexpected call-up.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  30. 105

    Soap - Part Four (S21 E4)

    In May 1996, an unlikely new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife helps a former player cope with the club’s recent relegation. (Part 4 of 4.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  31. 104

    Soap - Part Three (S21 E3)

    In May 1996, an unlikely new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife helps a former player cope with the club’s recent relegation. (Part 3 of 4.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  32. 103

    Soap - Part Two (S21 E2)

    In May 1996, an unlikely new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife helps a former player cope with the club’s recent relegation. (Part 2 of 4.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  33. 102

    Soap - Part One (S21 E1)

    In May 1996, an unlikely new arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife helps a former player cope with the club’s recent relegation. (Part 1 of 4.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  34. 101

    Highlights Reel (#4)

    The fourth and final highlight reel to mark our first 100 episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  35. 100

    Highlights Reel (#3)

    The third of 4 highlight reels to mark our first 100 episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  36. 99

    Highlights Reel (#2)

    The second of 4 highlight reels to mark our first 100 episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  37. 98

    Highlights Reel (#1)

    The first of 4 highlight reels to mark our first 100 episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  38. 97

    Being Henry Grover (Summer Special 2023)

    In June 2023, a Watford fan adopts an unusual way of coping with his negative feelings about the club. (CONTENT WARNING: Includes one instance of strong language that you may consider unsuitable for young children.)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  39. 96

    The Old Enemy - Part Four (S20 E4)

    IIn January 2023, in the Watford Football Club afterlife, it’s time for transparency and honesty in making the club loveable. Part 4 of 4.(You can find out more about Watford St Mary's here: www.watfordgold.org.uk/category/history/watford-st-marys) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  40. 95

    The Old Enemy - Part Three (S20 E3)

    In January 2023, a supporter in the Watford Football Club afterlife is refusing to have anything to do with the club. Part 3 of 4.(You can find out more about Watford St Mary's here: www.watfordgold.org.uk/category/history/watford-st-marys) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  41. 94

    The Old Enemy - Part Two (S20 E2)

    In January 2023, a rivalry from the 1890s is still going strong in the Watford Football Club afterlife. Part 2 of 4.(You can find out more about Watford St Mary's here: www.watfordgold.org.uk/category/history/watford-st-marys) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  42. 93

    The Old Enemy - Part One (S20 E1)

    In January 2023, a previously unexplored part of the Watford Football Club afterlife is discovered. Part 1 of 4. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  43. 92

    Loopton (Easter Special 2023)

    In April 2023, in the Watford Football Club afterlife, something unusual happens at the local derby.(The music in this episode is: 'We Have All The Time In The World' by John Barry.)(CONTENT WARNING: Includes an instance of strong language that you may consider unsuitable for young children.)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  44. 91

    Geeks Bearing Gifts (Xmas Special 2022)

    In December 2022, a resident of the Watford Football Club afterlife tries to reconcile two feuding fans by giving them a joint Christmas present. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  45. 90

    The Force Never Dies (Bite-size Bonus Episode)

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a mentor advises a young Hornet.(The music in this episode is the Star Wars Theme by John Williams, arranged and orchestrated by Samuel Kim.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  46. 89

    Falling In Love (S19 E4)

    In Autumn 2022, residents of the Watford Football Club afterlife reveal what made them fall in love with the club. (The two songs used in this episode are: 1. Can't Help Falling In Love - written by Hugo Peretti, Luigi Creatore, and George David Weiss and published by Gladys Music, Inc - with instrumental performances by Welder Dias (piano), Daniel Jang (violin), Brooklyn Duo (piano and cello), Chris Ulrey (electric guitar), James Bartholomew (fingerstyle guitar), Anton Van Oosbree (accordion), and Sylvain Lemaire (epic orchestra). 2. I'm Not In Love - written by Eric Stewart and Graham Gouldman, with an instrumental performance by Mick Beaulieu.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  47. 88

    Moving On (S19 E3)

    In 1922, Watford Football Club’s move to a new stadium provides a much-needed lift.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  48. 87

    Lamper's Inferno (S19 E2)

    In 2018, a new arrival takes a circuitous route to the Watford Football Club afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  49. 86

    A Good Impression (S19 E1)

    In November 2022, a recent arrival in the Watford Football Club afterlife turns out to have an unusual talent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  50. 85

    Ton Up (Vic 100 Special)

    On August 30th 2022, in the Watford Football Club afterlife, two former players reflect on the club’s 100 years at Vicarage Road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Award-winning stories about a wonderful afterlife where fans of Watford Football Club can watch their team for the rest of eternity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Produced by Olly Wicken

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