Horror 4H

Military radioactive mutant killer fish. Definitely just a nice peaceful time, no death or anything!

Murders, indigenous burial grounds, possible ghosts, maybe pimping, perhaps some of the worst dialogue I've ever heard? Find out on the latest Horror4H. Please?

If you could create life from nothing, what would you do? Make a bunch of puppets with knives for hands and drills for heads? Then wtf is wrong with you? Also you'll love this movie!

A band goes into the mountains...er hills...er a factor... or a giant open field... a band goes somewhere and there's violent hill people...mountain people... factory people... and some people hurt them. There's also like no bloody tracks anywhere. Go figure.

Oh good, the year is almost over, definitely won't be any sort of evil spree killing to close out the year....aw damnit!

Three words. Mutant. Killer. Cockroaches.

We all know what happens when you unleash a djinn. So that. That happens. And it's bad. Oh so very bad.

What do a skateboarding woman, a puzzle, and a chainsaw have in common? Somehow more than nothing, listen to find out how.

What happens when you have a group of scientists kidnapping people for evil science experiments? Honestly, I couldn't tell ya.

If you thought Sleepaway Camp was the last time you were gonna see Angela murdering people then you probably just didn't know there were sequels.

What happens when two cousins get sent to a sleepaway camp? Usually not much but when there's a crazy aunt, past trauma, and also way too many adults that should never be allowed to be in charge of anything, a lot!

A graduation dance 30 something years to the day after a previous graduation dance where people got murdered? Probably nothing will happen. It'll be fine! ....probably....

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Ian McShane was in a bad 80s slasher horror movie? Wonder no longer.

A series of murders involving consumption of blood plagued Montgomery, Alabama in 1944-1945, but someone was brought to "justice" for those crimes. So why did they begin again in 2019 in the nearby suburb of Venice? Is it all related or is it just a strange occurrence?

A remake/sequel to Sorority House Massacre 3 where a bunch of girls who aren't in a sorority participate in a massacre that isn't in a sorority house! If that doesn't make sense, well good news, the rest of the movie won't either!

A man falls out of the sky in Texas in 1999, seemingly out of nowhere. An armed robbery happens in 2022 in Colorado, all perpetrators but one end up dead. US military secret experiments. Connect the dots with Strange Occurrences.

If I read you the description of the movie and you listened to the riff, you'd be confused. Which is exactly how it should be! Brainwashing pods, autodefenestration, and a towel as a murder weapon, what more could you ask for?

A scavenger hunt at a college on the anniversary of a murder? I'm sure everything will go just fine! No way anyone could possibly get murdered AGAIN..... right? ......RIGHT?!

A group of college kids stays over during Christmas break to help prepare an entire dorm to be condemned. What could possibly go wrong?

A pair of unblinking eyes, growing ever closer as time progresses, robbing you of your sleep and sanity and eventually, your life.

Did you hope there'd be a sequel to Demons? Well good news for you! There was! And now I have watched it and riffed it, for your listening pleasure! What starts out as a horrible birthday party in a high rise tower turns into a night of demons and chaos and most importantly, awful and awfully funny cinema.

There's a place in Washington state where people can sometimes hear the wailing of a woman. Stay too long and she becomes louder and closer. What happens to those who don't leave? Maybe you'll find out.

Ever wonder about the finer points of the lore and existential implications of speaking to murderous spirits via a ouija board and how that would play out in 1980s America? If so, that's weirdly specific but are you in the right place!

A body is found in a hotel room in Las Vegas; not too strange of a scenario. But the person is determined to have been drowned, in water from a surprising source. Add to that the fact that body seems to defy identification and you're left with a strange occurrence.

Ever wonder what would happen if a demons used a mask to start a demon apocalypse inside a movie theater with the most inept people ever while I made fun of them all? Well that's oddly specific but wonder no longer!

A young woman deals with "wall people" throughout her life until it comes to a climax one evening.

The final part of The Strange Occurrence of Green Plains. Several disappearances are solved for certain however many others... may remain simply a strange occurrence.

I'm sure by now you've all heard of what's happened in Green Plains but in case you haven't, Strange Occurrences is here to catch you up on recent events but to understand how strange they are, you have to know the lead up. Come with us into Green Plains State Park and hope you make it out alive.

A killer targets brides shortly before their wedding, a detective hell bent on catching said killer, a bride unsure of whether she even wants to get married, and Tom Hanks!

When you call 911 you expect your call to be answered, but what if the call center is dealing with... something else? Something unexplained?

A bunch of teens decide to pull over for no reason for the night to stay in a manor but will it be... deadly? Yes because it's called Deadly Manor.

A trip out west through a small town that technically isn't there.

Sure it's a massacre in a hospital but it's also a steaming pile! What more could you ask for?

A clearing with two suspicious trees in a state park are at the heart of a few disturbing incidents.

Just an announcement of me being back

Four teens venture up a mountain for a party one night. None ever came back down alive.

What happens when you mix Venus, a poop monster, THE SERUM, and an aging starlet? This, apparently.

Strange craft seen in the skies of southern Illinois... can they be explained?

You know how they made a Slumber Party Massacre 1 and 2? Well they made a third one and now you get to hear me mock it, rightly so.

A young boy has an issue with the boogeyman, perhaps it was just his imagination? But then what happened to the Bradleys?

Not an episode, just a brief announcement.

A family farm in southern Illinois is plagued off and on by missing persons, fires, and murder for hundreds of years.

A man awakes one day to find his wife and child missing and seemingly to have never existed at all. How is this possible? Explore the Strange Occurrence of Hank Jeremiah Johnson.

Wings Hauser in a bad horror movie with some guy riffing over it? Yes please.

A late night drive home... that seems... off...

The Strange Occurrence of Bernadette Peters All music credits (save for Horror4H theme) go to Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.filmmusic.io

Is it worse than Sorority House Massacre? Yes. By far. How much worse? Listen and find out... if you dare!

I riff on the movie Scream! No not that one. No not that one either.

Don't answer the phone! Or do. But then you'll die hilariously. And now you know the whole plot to this movie!

Another massacre? But this one in a sorority house? Yes and yes.