Hors D'ivorced

Love, Actually.. Needs Translation..In this laugh-out-loud episode, your favorite duo dives into the five love languages—Words of Affirmation, Acts of Service, Receiving Gifts, Quality Time, and Physical Touch. With real-world examples, hilarious personal stories, and always a little insanity, they break down why knowing your love language (and your partner’s) is the ultimate relationship cheat code.Ever felt like your partner just doesn’t get you? Maybe you're showering them with compliments while they’re just waiting for you to do the laundry. We’ve all been there. Tune in as Zoe and Melissa (certified love lunatics) unpack the love language mismatches that cause chaos—and how to fix them so you can build stronger, healthier, and happier relationships.Get ready to laugh and learn about the language of love!⁠Love Languages Quiz

Betrayal sucks—but you don’t have to let it break you. In this hilariously honest episode, our two best friends take a deep dive into the messy world of infidelity. Join them in sharing their own raw stories of betrayal, the emotional rollercoaster that followed, and the unexpected ways it impacted their confidence, health, and sanity. With their signature mix of humor and insight, they’ll unpack how to pick up the pieces, rebuild your self-esteem, and rediscover self-love after someone breaks your trust. Whether you’re laughing or learning, this episode is all about turning heartbreak into healing—and finding the strength to move forward. Don’t miss this candid conversation on bouncing back and reclaiming your worth - because trust us, you deserve better.

In this special episode, we welcome our first guest, David—a firefighter, divorcee, and now happily remarried husband—who shares his story of resilience and rediscovery. David opens up about the emotional challenges of rebuilding confidence after his divorce, the highs and lows of navigating the modern dating world, and the lessons he learned along the way. Tune in for a conversation filled with humor, hope, and practical [and somewhat controversial] advice for finding someone who loves you for exactly who you are. Whether you're divorced, single, or just drawn in from the firey promo video, this episode is a must-listen!

In this episode, your favorite quirky, divorced best friends dive into the complex world of people-pleasing. What is it, why do we do it, and why is it actually a recipe for unhappiness? They’ll break down the hidden costs of always saying “yes,” the emotional toll of always putting others first, and how people-pleasing can keep you from living your most authentic life. Plus, they share practical tips for setting boundaries, valuing yourself, and prioritizing self-love. Get ready to laugh, reflect, and maybe even say your first guilt-free “no!” Saddle up for an episode all about breaking free of people-pleasing and learning to put yourself first.

In this episode, we explore the deep and often overwhelming journey of coping with two major life events: losing a parent and going through a divorce. Melissa opens up about her personal experiences, shedding light on the complex emotions of grief, heartbreak, and the immense pressure to "be okay" when everything feels like it's falling apart.Through raw and honest reflections, Melissa opens up about her experience losing a parent and coping with grief on top of a challenging dynamic in her marriage. This episode is a reminder that it's okay to not have everything figured out, and that healing isn’t linear. We delve into the power of self-compassion, the courage to embrace vulnerability, and the significance of leaning on loved ones or seeking support when needed.Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is acknowledge that it's okay to not be okay.

In this heartfelt and hilarious episode, Zoe takes the mic to share her wild journey of love, heartbreak, and growth. From her whirlwind romance and secret marriage to her unexpected divorce, Zoe opens up about what it took to let go of her past and step into the unknown. With wit and wisdom, she unpacks the lessons learned about resilience, self-discovery, and the beauty of starting over. Whether you're navigating your own relationship challenges or just need a dose of inspiration, this episode will remind you that sometimes, the best path forward is the one you never planned.

Join us in kicking off our pilot episode as two hilariously candid divorced best friends. We begin our podcast journey by diving into the wild world of relationships, armed with hard-earned wisdom and plenty of comic relief.In our pilot, we share the Red Flags we will now look out for in future relationships, hoping to help others navigate their own quests to find love or maintain healthy relationships. Buckle up for laughs, life lessons, and the beginning of something beautifully chaotic.Because who better to discuss love and life than two people who already gave it the good ol’ college try... [insert melting face emoji]...?