Horse Girls

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Is Project Hail Mary a horse girl book? No? Maybe? What is a horse girl book but bonding with a creature who's language you don't speak and becoming inseparable to the point where you would forsake your whole family for them? What is horse girl but following a relationship with another being even when people don't understand it or wouldn't approve? What is horse girl but following your heart even when it doesn't make sense? Anyways, we watched Heartland.   New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 17 & 18 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Is it ever ok to punch someone? I mean, I think if grandpa Jack and Daddy Tim can set aside their differences to kick major butt then we can too!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 15 & 16 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Hay there, Zuko here! No wait different show. This one starts with deep hay talk. Round bale, square bale? What's your preference? You LEARN ALEX'S!!! Also we talk about Heartland or whatever.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 13 & 14 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  I am going to declare that this is the biggest, the best, the most detailed podcast about Mindy Fanshaw. We are the GREATEST Mindy Fanshaw podcast on the planet nay the galaxy. No one can argue with me- mostly because I feel like potentially we are the only one? There's no way to know.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 11 & 12 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  As he stands here, Tim, shirtless, belly button full of lint, declares that he is going to FREAK YOUR MIND! YEAAAAA horse mind freak! New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 9 & 10 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Your body is a Heartland (I'll never horse again, again) Your body is a Heart, I'll use my hands Your body is a Heartland (I'll never heart again, again) Your body is a Heartland (I'll use my hands) New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 7 & 8 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  I couldn't if I tried! Oh, honey, if I get rustlers, Baby, you're not that cow!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 5 & 6 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Jumper cars? Like bumper cars or like jumping your cars or like jumping your bumper cars? Jumper bumper. Cars. cars?  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 3 & 4 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  In this episode we return to our roots- Heartland! Just like Mallory were still here in your feeds talking about Heartland even though you act like you don't want us to do that and you're exasperated with us actually you love us and want us to be here. I think you should reflect on that.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Heartland Season 2 Episode 1 & 2 | TV Show

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  EVERYBODY STAY CALM! STAY CALM! NATALIE KELLER REINERT IS HERE! I REPEAT NATALIE KELLER REINERT IS IN THE BUILDING! ACT COOL!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Horse Girl Tim and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another horse girl, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Tim is a genetic freak and not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat him. Then you add Jenna to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Tim, he's got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Sugarfoot KNOWS he can't beat Tim and he's not even gonna try! So Sugarfoot, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus the 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take Tim's 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Guess what Stephen Adams. GUESS WHAT? We are stealing your name. Look at me. Now back to your screen now back to me. We are the horseshoes and the hand grenades now. *insert appropriate emojis here*  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Flight Part 2 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with three people that we adore. Our very special guests include: AB Sigler of Empty Set Entertainment - https://scottsigler.com   Andy from Compassion Co - https://compassionco.com/   Vic Iddstar - https://iddstar.com/   Check out our wonderful friends!  

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  On this episode all of our southern friends hear about the best fried chicken ever. In Maryland? Yes. Yes in Maryland! Also we get weirdly nostalgic about Jules growth.   New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Flight Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  What ice cream flavour is Sugarfoot though? Like... it feels like cayenne pepper or something super weird. Maybe just death? Death tastes like a berry I am pretty sure.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Listen Jules, not everyone may be on your side with your life choices but WE ARE DAMN IT! YOU GOTTA LIVE! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  This episode we talk for a real long time about books being read to us by robots. Or big fuzzy robot bedtime story tellers- aka accessibility readers. Thank you robot helpers!  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Prospect Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  This episode just feels really Egyptian to me. It's just got that certain hieroglyphs type feel. Sand. Pyramids. Rami Malik. You get it. Honestly this episode is really an episode before an episode.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Prospect Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  If you want some pre homework for this weeks episode feel free to look up 'Tsavo Man-Eaters'. Then you can feel so much cooler and more educated than we are! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Forward Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim and the Horns Over Hoops Podcast into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  There's no rule in the podcast book that says we can't join the Horns Over Hoops podcast to talk about Air bud! There may even be a cameo from a basketball man - I genuinely would not know.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Air Bud | Movie

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  This week Tim is spilling all the tea on Jules and Pete! He has a blog and he's gonna USE IT! Just like Rogue Tim cannot be controlled even with a really big bit.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Forward Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Tim has become a diva. Finally. When we started on this journey to turn him into a horse girl but we didn't respect it but that power is out now. And he's a dressage girl.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Luck Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  We read the first 13 chapters of Luck. Is what I SAID TO TIM AND JENNA WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THEY BETRAYED ME! Those monsters. Those betrayers. Those mutineers. I am angry. I am untethered. I am FULL OF RAGE.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Luck Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Irregardless of how much you enjoy this podcast we are doing this with regard for the word irregardless. We are BRINGING IT BACK! Or to... was it a word before? Irregardless... New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Courage | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. Well, today, we're doing just that -- to TV's Travis! That's right, your favorite Horse Girls appeared on "Wait, You Haven't Seen...?" and discussed that classic animated masterpiece, "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron"! With MAATT DAAAAMON Check out TV's Travis WYHS backlog here: https://tvstravis.com/podcast/wyhs New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  The Horse Crew is back in house to tackle the THIRD Eventing book! And we meet Alex. No not that Alex. Other Alex, we like Alex. No not THAT Alex- the OTHER Alex! How are you not following??  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Courage Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  ASwanNamedEmily and Alex are absolutely OVERJOYED to talk to Carrie Seim the famous author of Horse Girl about her newest book Horse Camp!   Find out where to get your very own copy at https://horsegirlbook.com and find out more about Carrie at https://carrieseim.com!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Horse Camp | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  This book is really going to help Tim with his dress-age. If only he would stop berating children! We keep telling him, no no the misguided children are what keep the lights on at Horse Girls HQ but apparently he just can't get over the bad internet posts about him... anyways.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Pride Part 2 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!  Listen, I don't know what Cascada is, and neither do you. Stop questioning me. All thots no vibes on this one.  If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Pete and Jules start a couples scam. They decide they both get money or no one gets money. Which is kind of how we run horse girls. You get all of us or NONE of us! That's right! Who is the one who thinks they don't need to be sent to the podcasting dressage? VOTE NOW!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Pride Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Just like Jule's we PROBABLY won't kill a man... probably.... oh wait, Jenna said I can't say that. Jenna said everything I previously said was false. Jenna is calling the lawyers... JENNA! JENNA NO!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Ambition Part 2 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Have you ever stopped 69% of the way through the book? You know. Half way? HALF WAY TIM? TIM! YOU CALL THAT HALF WAY?? I mean, it's a very funny place to stop buy half way it is not.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Ambition Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  We begin our journey in the hot and humid lands of Florida. In the heart of horse country. We are genuinely very excited to start the Eventing series with Natalie Keller Reinert.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Pop culture influencer ASwanNamedEmily is here to help us understand how to be cool and how to use social media! Also pop sensation. Also the coolest artist on the planet.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Horse Girl | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Stephen Adams joins us to talk about horses, but he has a problematic relationship here see because most of the time he wants to combine them with hand grenades? Like... did he even consider how we would be at a severe disadvantage when he armed the horses? Anyways, Stephen Adams, horse armorer.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Into the West | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! You know that when the incredible Steph and Mike Crugnola are on that we have picked a horror show of a horse movie. A truly awful gut wrenching miserable film that is a direct attack on the Crugglez. The fight continues between the Horse Girls and Mike and Steph!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: The Horse Whisperer | Movie

Hark Sugarfoot Sweet Sugarfoot Nickers to say Throw lives away Sugarfoot is here Bringing the fear To young and old Meek and the bold  

Welcome to basketball! We are all travelling through the hoops, courts, and free throw lines of nostalgia to learn about basketball.  We spoke with Sal, Dan, and Scott of the Horns Over Hoops podcast talking about the classic 90s film Space Jam! Where aliens who are not horses steal basketball players talents!  Check them out here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheHornsOverHoopsPodcast/videos New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Space Jam | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with the people that have come into our lives and we just cannot live without now. Our very special guests include:   Bob McGough: https://talesbybob.com/   Jason Dorough: https://jasondorough.com/   TVs Travis: https://tvstravis.com/   Thank you so much to our incredible guests <3  

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We have HOMEWORK this week ok? We got the INCREDIBLE Tony P Henderson onto the podcast. Now I need you to do some work for me right this second. Go to Tony's Instagram (@tony_p_henderson) and note HOW MANY PICTURES HAVE EQUIDS IN THEM. He says he's not a horse girl but I count minimum 3 pictures, and that means Tony P is a SECRET HORSE GIRL.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Sorry to Bother You | Movie    

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's spooky equestrian journey through the haunted trails, pastures full of cemeteries, and the ring of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Happy Halloween- we bring you another spooky tale of horror, and spiders, and dark magic, and blood! Just in time for Halloween! And this one is a good one, we can tell because there's Kelpies and we love us some murdery lil water beasts! This one is decidedly a treat.  New episode every other Wednesday!   Media: Kelpie by Ashley Chapman | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Are you ready for Flicka? We weren't. No one was. Not Tim McGraw, not Ryan Kwanten, not ANYONE. Mary O'Hara is rolling in their grave!! Actually I am not sure if they're dead yet. I should check these things before I make broad sweeping statements like this. I mean I won't, but I should. Anyways, let me sing you a lullaby to tame you... New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Flicka (2006) | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Secretariat (March 30, 1970 – October 4, 1989), also known as Big Red, was a champion American thoroughbred racehorse who was the ninth winner of the American Triple Crown, setting and still holding the fastest time record in all three of its constituent races. - Stolen from Wikipedia, but for real, an amazing horse. One more fun fact the brand Ariat gets it's name from Secretariat! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Secretariat | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Trigger Warning: All Canadian's out there and/or people from Vermont who partake in the timeless tradition of pouring syrup on snow and consuming it. Be aware that this book brings it up syrup making a lot and in ways that are cringey and we should all just kind of take a minute to decompress and and realize it's just a book, it can't hurt us.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Snow Ride (Saddle Club #20) | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Jonathan Taylor Thomas (né Weiss; born September 8, 1981) is an American actor and director. He is known for portraying Randy Taylor on Home Improvement and voicing young Simba in Disney's 1994 animated feature film The Lion King and Pinocchio in New Line Cinema's 1996 film The Adventures of Pinocchio. New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Star Rider (Saddle Club #19) | Book

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back AGAIN!   We sit down with Digital Media Track Director Charles McFall to discuss all things Dragon Con DMT 2024. We also highlight authors we will be seeing AT Dragon Con this year - check them out:  Clint Hall "Steal Fire From the Gods" https://clinthall.com  Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick"  https://jasondorough.com  Matt Dinniman "Dungeon Crawler Carl"   https://www.instagram.com/mattdinniman  Bob McGough "Bringing Home The Rain"  https://talesbybob.com  Charles McFall  https://linktr.ee/rgop42  Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back! Not only did we read a great book, but we also had the chance to sit down with the Author.  Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick"  https://jasondorough.com  Search the DragonCon app to see all of Jason's appearances at DragonCon2024  Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Amy is BACK! I mean, not our Amy but another very Amylike Amy. Aw jeez I made this episode description all about her didn't I? She would love that wouldn't she. DANG IT AMY! YOU HAVE DONT IT AGAIN! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Pack Trip (Saddle Club #18) | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Would you like schemes? Kidnapping? Perhaps a crony who tries to punch a child? All of that is in this episode! Oh I guess we also read a book.... secondary to whatever Horse Girl scheme is going on.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Horsenapped (Saddle Club #17) | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Guess who's back? It's The Artifessor (instagram.com/the_artifessor/)! This time we watched War Horse, which is a fantastic film about every British actor you have ever known. At least it feels that way... wait a second, JULIE ANDREWS IS MISSING! Dang it. Ok ALMOST every British actor you have ever known. Anyways, if you want a real cool story about it listen up.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: War Horse | Movie