House Husbands

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House Husbands

Colin and Anthony - buddies in crime, best known for their unlikely friendship with Mike Tyson, their genuine contempt for geographers, writing the alt-percussion parts for the original score of "My Fair Lady" and being absolutely and unforgivably ridiculous at the most inappropriate times (for legal reasons this is a joke). Welcome to our podcast.

  1. 234

    Ep 232: What's in the Bottle?

    The boys discuss adult beverages

  2. 233

    Ep 231: The Lyfta Narrative

    The fellas review Colin’s workouts, critique the photos, and attempt to add meaning where there may be none.

  3. 232

    Ep 230: The Girls (Derogatory)

    Raccoon spotted.Names assigned.Everyone is now “girl.”Colin is pavlovable.Relationships are in danger.

  4. 231

    Ep 229: WebMD Says It's Terminal

    In a shocking medical breakthrough, Colin discovers a brand new disease and immediately diagnoses Anthony live on the pod.

  5. 230

    Ep 228: The Internet is Broken

    This week the boys tackle the “why” phase of kids and realize… it never really ends. From Disney+ spirals to how bad the internet is getting, we somehow end up reliving the glory days of open-mic lobbies in Call of Duty (and all the chaos that came with it).Then it takes a turn, breaking down that wild Jim Carrey awards show conspiracy before wrapping up with the surprisingly wholesome struggle of learning new languages.

  6. 229

    Ep 227: Ratatouille & Retribution

    The boys start with Ratatouille, end with Colin declaring war on Quebec, and everything in between is exactly as unhinged as it sounds.Expect hot takes on Pixar, broken French, and a deep dive into some very questionable characters.

  7. 228

    Ep 226: The Hork Locker

    A mysterious daily hork echoes through the gym showers, and no one knows who’s responsible. As Colin tries to fit in with the locker room regulars, the boys debate why talking at the urinal is weird and discuss how Colin walks around the locker room like a carefree old man.

  8. 227

    Ep 225: The Grass Is Always Greener

    This podcast is just a bunch of monkeying around. Title in honour of St Patrick's day, of course.

  9. 226

    Ep 224: Seashells and Supply Chains

    Are souvenirs secretly GDP?

  10. 225

    Ep 223: Sick Day Stand-Up

    Anthony battles the man flu, Colin won’t let one joke die, and the boys debate when a joke lands or crashes.

  11. 224

    Ep 222: Retention Issues

    Colin’s memory is a whiteboard in the rain, the boys debate learning styles, question the integrity of the Terry Fox Run, and end up furious at the structural choices in 1984.

  12. 223

    Ep 221: The Non-Donors List

    What started as a donors list for those who didn’t contribute spirals into a dystopian park where benches are forbidden, and everyone’s on the list. The boys imagine a public space fueled entirely by spite, from banned visitors to unusable benches, all inspired by Colin’s childhood revelation...

  13. 222

    Ep 220: SCrat

    The boys revisit Ice Age, unpack the squirrel, and realize it was actually about global warming the whole time

  14. 221

    Ep 219: Infinite Stew, Finite Patience

    A calm food conversation turns hostile when Colin probes Anthony’s stew habits and then disappears...?

  15. 220

    Ep 218: The Chair Company

    A respectful nod to Tim Robinson...

  16. 219

    Ep 217: Piscatorial Symbolism

    A photo sparks a conversation that immediately collapses into fish, ink, and Chinese characters that absolutely do not say what you think...

  17. 218

    Ep 216: Leafs Gonna Leaf

    The boys talk about how bad the Leafs are this year (and historically), why jerseys cost a small mortgage, and why not even The Rock could hype this fanbase

  18. 217

    Ep 215: Firm Beliefs

    Colin gets Anthony fired up about something he loves, then immediately calls out the physiological side effects of passion. From this, the boys later spiral into a discussion on greasy manipulation tactics.

  19. 216

    Ep 214: Touch Grass Ya Smurf

    We talk online gaming culture, Anthony’s misplaced confidence, and Mike Tyson officially resigns from the podcast.

  20. 215

    Ep 213: The Joke Reconstruction Project

    Colin attempts a story. Anthony performs an autopsy. Together, they create something *almost* funny

  21. 214

    Ep 212: (Dis)Service Ontario

    We roast the lineup, the ticket system, and the existential dread of realizing you’re only number 12 in the queue.

  22. 213

    Ep 211: Cherry-Picked Coaches

    This week, the fellas apply for Don Cherry’s old job, ruin a few reputations, and learn nothing.

  23. 212

    Ep 210: The Great Escape (Room)

    The boys wonder what happened to computer labs, how open concept schools ruin everything, and why KidPix still slaps

  24. 211

    Ep 209: Clamspiracy

    The Boys Investigate Clam Happiness and Bee Privacy.

  25. 210

    Ep 208: Rehabilitated Romance

    Exploring romance, redemption, and the registry...

  26. 209

    Ep 207: Sockaholics Anonymous

    The first step is admitting your drawer’s full. Anthony can’t let go, and Colin’s just along for the pairing...

  27. 208

    Ep 206: The O-Phile Files

    This week, Colin and Anthony unpack the surprisingly powerful world of suffixes — specifically, why adding “-phile” to anything suddenly makes it sound oddly intellectual. From “audiophile” to “bibliophile,” to… well, less pleasant examples, the guys explore how language can both soften and sharpen our sense of morality. Things take a turn into the deep end as they debate justice, murder, and the blurry lines of right and wrong

  28. 207

    Ep 205: Idiots 11

    "I've got lemon juice in my eyes."

  29. 206

    Ep 204: Golf: The Rich Man’s Walk in the Park

    Autumn leaves, empty wallets, and a bag full of clubs you barely know how to use. Colin tees up the question: Is now the right time to start the most expensive hobby on Earth, or should we just stick to mini-putt and call it a day?

  30. 205

    Ep 203: "The Birds"

    Eagles soar, Chiefs wobble, and fantasy lineups burn hotter than a sting ring without Vaseline. Week 3 was messy on the field and in the bathroom.

  31. 204

    Ep 202: Bloody High Up

    We’re talking blood types, big climbs, and why some folks turn into mountain GOATs while others stay low altitude...

  32. 203

    Ep 201: The Parmesan Purple Heart

    This week, we unravel the tangled spaghetti mess of stolen valour and bad Italian impressions. From wannabe war heroes draped in discount camo to overcooked Sopranos voices that deserve a court-martial, we explore why pretending to be something you’re not always ends in marinara on your face.

  33. 202

    Ep 200: Zombies are REAL?

    The Haitian Zombie - please allow us to regurgitate half boiled information with missing pieces from another podcast - pretty wild stuff tho...

  34. 201

    Ep 199: The Caulking

    The chickens have come home to roost, and this episode is the result.

  35. 200

    Ep 198: Scarcity

    Anthony is too generous???

  36. 199

    Ep 197: 911

    Did you ever call 911 as a kid - the boys delve into the world of secret call lines

  37. 198

    Ep 196: Slat-man

    We made a new friend - little did we know, he was with us the whole time...

  38. 197

    Ep 195: Glass Neutral

    Glass half full, glass half empty...no one ever talks about the middle ground.

  39. 196

    Ep 194: Easter Cream

    Can I get uhhhh...Easter Cream?

  40. 195

    Ep 193: The Deck Guy

    Its a new trope - Colin is diving headfirst.

  41. 194

    Ep 192: WW3

    No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II......I mean, there were red flags everywhere....

  42. 193

    Ep 191: Ai-Ai-O

    Deus Ex Machina, but for the show.

  43. 192

    Ep 190: F**k the Manual

    We don't need instructions.

  44. 191

    Ep 189: Take a Stab at it

    A pun walks into a room and kills 10 people......Pun in, ten dead.

  45. 190

    Ep 188: High School Musical

    The politics of high school living...

  46. 189

    Ep 187: The Turning Point

    Ever come to that impasse in your life when your decision makes all the difference? Yeah..

  47. 188

    Ep 186: Crackson Five

    Colin shares his list. Anthony talks about Michael Jackson and Beetlejuice

  48. 187

    Ep 186: Tribe Wars

    Should we do this? Probably not. Could we do this? Also, probably not...

  49. 186

    Ep 185: Evolutionary Exploits

    The regression of humans individually, but the progression of society as a whole...woah.

  50. 185

    Ep 184: The Good Geographer & His Cow?

    Geographers & Stim Videos

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Colin and Anthony - buddies in crime, best known for their unlikely friendship with Mike Tyson, their genuine contempt for geographers, writing the alt-percussion parts for the original score of "My Fair Lady" and being absolutely and unforgivably ridiculous at the most inappropriate times (for legal reasons this is a joke). Welcome to our podcast.

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