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How Cum

Welcome to How Cum, the only podcast dedicated to achieving the female orgasm. At 28 years old, New York City comedian @RemyKassimir had NEVER had the big O. She started this podcast to figure out: How Cum?! Every episode Remy interviews the most interesting people about their first time cumming, and then the guests give Remy an assignment to complete in order to have an orgasm. *Spoiler alert* she completes her task. Listen & enjoy as we learn how Remy & her guests went from How Cum to How Came!

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    24 He Wrote a Note to His Penis (Logan Pierce)

    We are in LA with wildly talented author and adult film star Logan Pierce! Logan tells Remy about the way he pursued a career in porn, how his “boy next door” look recently came into fashion in the porn industry, and what defines “porn for women.” We discuss scary firsts from his book, popping Viagras on set, gang bang scenes, and surgically enhanced penises. Logan talks about confusing sexual chemistry for intimacy while on the job, the pros & cons of having relationships with people with the same job as you, and how often he gets tested for STIs. We also hear a cute story about Logan's attempt to have a sex dream as a child, and finally when he figured out that women could cum!   --ALSO because we love you so much, we just released an amazing must-hear BONUS episode with former adult film star Chris Zeischegg (Danny Wylde) & current adult film star Tyler Nixon. Want to listen? It is CURRENTLY available on Patreon for a discounted price! We talk about why Chris quit, how Tyler got started, the homophobia around people who have done "crossover porn" (gay and straight), misogyny in the industry, and a scary Cialis-induced penis condition called "priapism."   Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @charkasstic @who_is_logan @instalurk @chriszeischegg and read Logan's book, Between The Sheets: Rise of a Working Stiff as well as Chris's books : Body to Job, The Wolves that Live in Skin & Space, and Come To My Brother -- We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG! This episode has EXTRAS which will be available on Patreon.com/HowCum Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    23 Healing Pelvic Pain (Dr. Tayyaba Ahmed & Dr. Allyson Shrikhande)

    In this week’s episode we have two brilliant doctors of physical medicine and rehabilitation, Dr. Tayyaba Ahmed and Dr. Allyson Shrikhande, who specialize in pelvic pain. They teach us about a very gender neutral organ; the pelvic floor, and many different causes of pelvic pain. We learn about endometriosis, the seriousness of pudendal nerve/ pudendal entrapment, and why kegels aren't always the answer. The doctors answer questions from the Cumpanions and talk thrush, anorgasmia, penis burn, clitoral adhesions, and more. Ahmed and Shrikhande also share their personal experiences as women, mothers, and students during medical school, as well as their first time stories!  Learn more about their work at pelvicrehabilitation.com    -- Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @Charkasstic and follow the doctors @DrTayAhmed @pelvicrehabilitation @doctorallyson We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    22 You Wanna Play? You Gotta Pay. (Jared Freid)

    This week Remy welcomes hilarious comedian, J-Train/U Up? podcaster, and naturally good advice-giver Jared Freid. Jared answers all of your dating questions and explains the difference between guys who neg and guys who flower, why people are watching your Instagram stories and why they stop, and why you can’t put your standard’s into someone else’s hands. Jared explains what is everyone doing wrong on dating apps, why kibbutzing is important for men and women, getting messy during sex, and why he (and Remy) LOVE reality shows. He also tells us about his sexual past; his first time cumming, getting rescued from “virgin island” and why he has dubbed himself the “Rosa Parks of Anal Play.” ALSO, THERE IS YELLING! (But it's fun yelling.) Wooo! This episode is also VERY special because Remy’s first cumming day was 2/22 and this episode is 2,22! Hip hip hooray. Everybody masturbate.  -- Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @Charkasstic and follow Jared @JaredFreid We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    21 Mr. Angel (Buck Angel)

    Pardon this late-in-the-day post, we were celebrating Charlotte’s 26th BIRTHDAY but this one is amazing and worth the wait.  Remy sits down with the amazing Buck Angel. This motivational speaker, film maker, human rights activist, adult film star, and the first transgender man to win AVN’s Performer of the Year award in 2007 has completely stolen our hearts. We discuss so many aspects of the trans male experience and dive into Buck’s past and personal experiences; undergoing top surgery at a time where it was not common,  a messy divorce with a woman who challenged his gender identity, and Buck’s childhood relationship with his dad and how it has grown. We discuss if changes in gender affect changes in sexuality, what “binders” and “pack-and-pees” are and if they are safe to use, the safety of different medical sex-change procedures, how to hook up with a trans man, dealing with periods as a trans man, and so much more. Buck preaches loving yourself and has created an amazing brand of sex toys and a dating website buckangeldating.com, all with trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming people in mind. We talk pussy power and a crazy story about Buck’s appearance on The Tyra Banks Show. And of course,  Buck shares his first time cumming and squirting stories - it’s a blast.   Trigger warning: mutilation, rape, and abuse are all mentioned during this episode   Click to watch Buck’s films: Sexing the Trans Man, Conversations with Transmen, & Mr. Angel Click to see Buck’s TMZ appearances -- Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @Charkasstic and follow Buck @BuckAngel We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum This episode has 30 MINUTES of EXTRAS which will be available on Patreon.com/HowCum Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    20 What About Ben's Roommates? (Cenk & Volkan Eryaman)

    Episode 20 of every season means Ben is here! Remy talks to her boyfriend and his ROOMMATES; brothers Volkan and Cenk, who she essentially lives with as well.  We discuss sharing a living space (especially with siblings), everyone’s weird pooping habits, and having sex with other people in the apartment. We chat about what signs might mean that your roommate is fucking, losing your virginity in a foreign country, and who the messiest one in the apartment is! We also deep dive into Charlotte's research on the recent wave of abortion restrictions, decipher what they individually mean, and suggest ways in which you can donate your time and money to help. Remy opens up about her own abortion, the beginning of her relationship with Ben, and how Charlotte made Ben define the relationship with Remy.  Also, coming soon: How Cum website and merchandise! ***FOR INFORMATION ON HOW TO HELP, SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM! -- Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @charkasstic and follow Ben DeMarco @bennydnyc and his shows @fatbabylive We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG! This episode has EXTRAS which will be available on Patreon.com/HowCum Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  *** WHAT TO DO TO HELP RE ABORTION BAN: https://www.thecut.com/2019/05/how-to-help-alabama-6-week-abortion-ban-georgia.html ...Donate to local, grassroots organizations Niationwide organizations: Planned Parenthood, NARAL, and the ACLU help but it is more important to go local.  Local Organizations: Access Reproductive Care - Southeast: ARC is a volunteer organization that helps families in 12 states across the southeast access reproductive care.   National Network of Abortion Funds: NNAF is a network of more than 80 funds in at least 38 states that seeks to eliminate economic barriers for low-income individuals seeking an abortion.   The Yellowhammer Fund: Based in Alabama, Yellowhammer not only provides funding for abortions at one of the city’s three clinics, but also helps with other barriers to access patients may face, such as travel or lodging. (Yellowhammer is part of NNAF.)   Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund: Run entirely by volunteers, the Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund helps people access abortion, and provides both support and resources to parents.   Women Have Options: This Ohio-based organization provides financial assistance and support to low-income patients seeking reproductive care, abortion included.   National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: NAPAWF is a multi-issue community-organizing and policy-advocacy organization that fights for policy changes that would benefit women, transgender, and non-binary Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders.   Volunteer as a clinic escort. If you live in a state with a restrictive abortion ban — or nearby one — one tangible way to support abortion rights is to become a clinic escort. Find out more here.

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    19 Ramy & Remy (Ramy Youssef)

    This week Remy sits down with her wildly talented, hilarious, and similarly named friend Ramy Youssef. This stand up/writer/actor has not only been on Late Night with Stephen Colbert, has a stand-up special coming out on HBO, but he also has a new Hulu TV series out (called Ramy) that the New York times has called a “revolutionary comedy.” Having grown up Egyptian-American in a Muslim family, Ramy tells Remy about grappling with his faith while being surrounded by the pressures and temptations of the average 20-something. We chat about everything from the anxieties of casual sex to how Ramy’s sense of self was affected  after 9/11. He’s the best. ALSO Ramy tries Charlotte’s Helix mattress and loves it. Everyone should get one. --- Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @charkasstic @ramy We are so excited to partner with Helix this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways: 1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast! 2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners! 3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social: Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast Website - www.RemyKassimir.com      

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    Double Survivor (Fran Drescher)

    Trigger Warning: rape and assault. We want you to enjoy our content, but please make sure to take care of yourself; some of the following material can be sensitive to some listeners.  During this emotional, inspiring, (and still incredibly funny) episode, the incomparable Fran Drescher (The Nanny!) opens up about how she turns pain into purpose: surviving uterine cancer and the struggle of attempting to convince doctors of the pain she was feeling; managing herself and her emotions through two divorces, having a gay ex-husband, and living through the trauma of the sexual assault and violence she suffered throughout her life. We discuss how she has recently started/ and is crushing stand up comedy, the comedians who inspire her, and the extremely important work she is doing with CancerSchmancer.org.  Fran shares her thoughts about sex toys, finding fantasies to get your mojo running, her mother catching her with her hands "down there" as a child and how much she loves penises, now and forever. We discuss how "Women of a Certain Age" DO still love sex, why it may be beneficial to have "a man for every chapter," and Fran gives us a life altering tip from her Shaman on self care.  Also, Remy smokes a joint in Fran’s house!   --- Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @charkasstic @officialfrandrescher We are so excited to partner with Helix this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways: 1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast! 2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners! 3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social: Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast Website - www.RemyKassimir.com      

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    17 Hamiltoe & The Holocaust (Eitan Levine)

    Thank you, thank you to everyone who came out our first ever LIVE show this past Thursday. We SOLD out and are definitely going to do more of these bad boys. Follow us @howcumpodcast for updates about future shows! In this episode Remy talks to comedian Eitan Levine about how he won an AVN award (porn award!) for his Hamilton inspired film: Hamiltoe. Charlotte’s voice is out from all the fun at the live show but Eitan tells us about surviving cancer as a child, growing up as a grandchild of Holocaust survivors, and an incredible story about his kickass grandmother. We also talk learning about sex through rabbinical stories, being actively celibate until late in life, who is fucking at the circus, male infertility & male birth control.    --- Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @charkasstic @eitanthegoalie LISTEN TO NANNY! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum   Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways: I 1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast! 2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners! 3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social: Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    16 Berned & Bluestoned (Hannah Berner & Gabrielle Bluestone)

    Nanny and Remy’s house flooded TWICE this week but it’s ok because our LIVE show is Thursday and we cunt wait to meet you guys. We ALSO got to record this awesome episode with Remy’s two friends and powerhouse women: 1) Hannah Berner, host of the comedy mental health podcast Berning in Hell, and star on this season of Summer House on Bravo and badass bitch who opted out of professional tennis, and 2)  Gabrielle Bluestone, Writer and Executive Producer of FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened" on Netflix. We discuss very universal topics such as going to the Hamptons and playing tennis, and more relatable topics such as how competition in sports applies to life and how traditional gender roles affect us. Hannah gives us a peek behind Summer House's walls, and Gabrielle explains our "keeping up with the Joneses" culture.  We also talk about pets, people who seem successful but might just have a trust fund, and how to be your realest self in a world of facades. *Stay tuned until the end of the episode: this one has some post-song goodies!   -- Don't miss the LIVE SHOW! Join us at Stand Up NY on April 25 at 7:30. Use our promocode “How Cum” for a 25% off discount. Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @charkasstic @beingbernz @g_bluestone(T) @gbluestone (IG) We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations & Brooklinen this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Go to Brooklinen.com & use promocode: "HOWCUM" for 10% off of your first order and FREE SHIPPING! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG! This episode has EXTRAS which will be available on Patreon.com/HowCum Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    15 Anal 101 (The Pleasure Mechanics)

    Tickets are almost sold out for our first live podcast/ stand up show! Join us at Stand Up NY on April 25 at 7:30. Use our promocode “How Cum” for a 25% off discount. ...AND GET EXCITED! This episode is one that many of you have requested. Partners in love and life, Chris and Charlotte Rose; aka the Pleasure Mechanics teach us ANAL 101! After hearing what they have to say, you’ll  know what to put in your basic (anal) tool kit, how unlikely “gaping” actually is, and how to answer, “is there a ‘wall of shit’ waiting for me?” The Pleasure Mechanics explain how our culture damages the idea of manliness and anal play, as well as its pornification. They brilliantly clue us into the two anal sphincters, how anal can be pleasurable for anyone, and give us tricks for good prostate play, pegging & anal masturbation.  Men: We teach you what  “Man Box” is and how your dick is bigger than you think!   --- Follow us @RemyKassimir @Howcumpodcast @charkasstic and Chris/ Charlotte Rose @pleasure_mechanics AGAIN: LIVE SHOW! 4/25 at Stand Up NY in NYC! Use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 25% off tickets. We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations & The Pleasure Mechanics this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Go to pleasuremechanics.com and use promocode: "How Cum" for 33% off all courses & offers Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!   Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    14 Life Can Be A Drag (Katya Zamolodchikova)

    Make sure to get your tickets for our first LIVE PODCAST & stand up show on April 25th at 7:30. (Doors open @ 7) Use our promo code “How Cum” for a 25% off discount.  Until then, listen to this awesome episode with wildly hilarious entertainer & RuPaul’s Drag Race All Star alumnus Katya Zamolodchikova, also known as Brian McCook. This episode is EVERYTHING! We touch on drag life and a dish soap make up remover tip. We also discuss fearing competition, lacking a gay mentor, the pros and cons of hooking up with fans, and experimentally sticking a finger in the ass. Katya explains how a recent relapse in addiction occurred and the effect it had on her/Brian's lives. Also we shared our experiences with the seriousness of mental health issues and how we cope with it all.   Follow Katya and her podcast Whimsically Volatile: @Katya_Zamo/ @katyaandcraig and and go see her NOW on her tour "Help Me I'm Dying" , on Viceland's The Trixie and Katya Show and on VH1's Grown & Sexy. Follow us at @RemyKassimir, @Charkasstic, & @howcumpodcast --- AGAIN: LIVE SHOW! 4/25 at Stand Up NY in NYC! Use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 25% off tickets. We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Roman, Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Keep Roman Swipes in your back pocket for longer, better sex and get yours fast with FREE 2-day shipping by visiting Getroman.com/HOWCUM Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!   Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    13 Fuck Boy Tendencies (Lev Fer)

    We are gearing up for our FIRST LIVE SHOW and couldn't be more excited. Buy your tickets, use promo code "How Cum" and we will see you on April 25th in NYC for a night of PURE JOY!  But until then, enjoy this awesome episode with comedian & host of the "Yung Daddy" podcast; Lev Fer! We attempt to define what a "fuck boy" is, and how it compares to a "slut." We cover how Lev deals with receiving overwhelming amounts of nudes, talk about different butthole colors, discover a new dating term called “mosting”, and ponder about losing weight & losing boners. We also chat body issues, grooming, and why McDonald's is so very important.    Follow Lev @LevFer and us @HowCumPodcast, @RemyKassimir and @Charkasstic --- COME TO OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW! 4/25 at Stand Up NY in NYC! Use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 25% off tickets. We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Roman, Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Keep Roman Swipes in your back pocket for longer, better sex and get yours fast with FREE 2-day shipping by visiting Getroman.com/HOWCUM Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!   Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    12 Slutever (Karley Sciortino)

    This one is a banger. We get to chat with the one, the only, the amazing and stupendously slutty host of Viceland's Slutever Karley Sciortino. We talk about everything from Karley’s re-definition of the word “slut”, witches on broomsticks (aka magic dildos), the switch from vagina shame to pussy power, having an “anti-social clit”, VR porn, and so much more. Also, Remy has a sexual experience that she never has before AND Remy & Karley were both named "Innovators" in Cosmopolitan's first ever Sexcellence Awards!  Karley's book Slutever is out now, you can read her Vogue column Breathless and follow her @KarleySlutever --- Follow us @HowCumPodcast, @RemyKassimir and @Charkasstic We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG! This episode has a TON of bonus content. To access 40 min of Kirill and Jax uncensored become a $5 Patron on Patreon- Extras will be posted 3/20 Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com  

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    11 The Slut Whisperer (Kirill Bichutsky & Jax Dell'Osso)

    On the day that he celebrated "10 years of being a professional degenerate," Kirill Bichutsky's 1 million+ follower account @slutwhisperer was yanked off of Instagram.  This controversial social media personality recently starred in Netflix's revealing documentary American Meme and his half-naked champagne facial parties are legendary, but we wanted to know: who really IS the Slut Whisperer? What is real versus just social media, and how do we use social media in a healthy, less stressful way? Kirill and Remy's mutual friend & comedian Jax Dell'Osso joins us to answer these questions. We talk slut-shaming, online personas, working as an exotic dancer and the Fyre Festival.  Trigger warning: A guest opens up about a childhood trauma & we have a conversation about child sexual abuse.  RAINN is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization; donate or seek help here  --- Follow us @HowCumPodcast, @RemyKassimir and @Charkasstic Follow Kirill on Instagram for now @KirillWasHere & Jax Dell'Osso @funnygirljax We couldn't be more excited to be partnering with Helix Sleep and Sweet Vibrations this season! Get up to $125 off the best mattress you'll ever sleep on at HelixSleep.com/HowCum Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG! This episode has a TON of bonus content. To access 40 min of Kirill and Jax uncensored become a $5 Patron on Patreon- Extras will be posted 3/20 Thank you for all the love over the past year, we LOVE YOU and couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, please oh please consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome extras, BONUS EPISODES, photos, etc. and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com    

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    10 The Virgin Bachelor (Freddy G & Ray Gootz)

    “Nobody’s sex life is anybody’s business…except on this podcast.” So, we chat with comedians & sexual “late bloomers” Freddy G and Ray Gootz. Ray tells us about losing his virginity at 37 to a sex worker at the Bunny Ranch & Freddy explains how and why he didn’t have an awake orgasm until he was 23. We define several terms; incel, refractory period, and a “delivery boy” attitude. We keep it funky and fresh and talk pre/post sex vomit stories, Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell, & a few times Ray mentions his friend Kristy Steffano; who is better known as comedian Chris DiStefano. This one’s a blast.   Thank you for all the love over the past year. We couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome BONUS EPISODES and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com   SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!  

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    09 The C.O.U.G.A.R. & Her Cub (KarenLee & Cam Poter)

    We sit down with the amazing and hilarious mother son duo, KarenLee and Cam Poter from the hit podcast Sex Talk With My Mom. We cover A LOT with these kindred spirits of ours: how peoples’ “orifice hierarchies” can vary, sexless marriages, KarenLee’s personal definition of "cougar", Cam’s "pregnancy scare," and of course, “anal anal anal.” We also find out that KarenLee gets wet at the first note of a saxophone, Cam tells us a WILD “ball-breaker” story, and magically, Cam finds out something he DIDN’T know about his mom. ALSO: This is our first CROSS OVER episode! That's right, didn't get enough of the four of us? Listen to Remy and Charlotte on Sex Talk With My Mom HERE! WANT EVEN MORE? We ended up calling OUR DAD and talking about sex with him. Check that out HERE!  Thank you for all the love over the past year. We couldn't do it without you. If you want to support the show, consider helping us in the following ways:  1) Donate on our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/howcum. You will receive awesome BONUS EPISODES and all proceeds go to creating this podcast!  2) Subscribe, share, and leave us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us get in touch with great new podcast guests and listeners!  3) Stay close with us by following us and reaching out on social:  Instagram/Twitter- @HowCumPodcast  Website - www.RemyKassimir.com   SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!  

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    08 The Girl Without A Clit (Mystery Guest & Crystal Beth)

    Wow. This. Episode. We call Remy's friend, comedian Crystal Beth; AKA "The Girl Without a Clit" and catch up with our anonymous friend from the bonus episode. This episode has everything: trips down memory lane, people's assumptions about bisexuals, and an insanely hot story about an insanely hot threesome with two insanely hot guys. Also: can you cum without a clit? We find out.    Want more?   Follow us @RemyKassimir @Charkasstic @HowCumPodcast & @thecrystalbeth And HEY!!  Are you a new Cumpanion? Old Cumpanion? Love us? Like us even a LITTLE bit? Show us! Like, review, rate and visit our Patreon for exclusive extra content and to donate!  Want to see Remy do stand up? Visit remykassimir.com for show dates and live podcast recordings! SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!    

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    07 BONUS/THROWBACK EPISODE!

    We reached 500 reviews on iTunes and are thanking everyone who has rated & reviewed with a BONUS EPISODE! You guys are gonna die. We thought this episode had been lost forever due to sound issues-- BUT WE SALVAGED IT! (Thanks Alex Pischera!)  This episode was SUPPOSED to be episode 4 of season 1; which means it was recorded BEFORE REMY CAME. (Pre-cum!) It is so crazy to hear how much things have changed. Seriously, you'll be shocked. Our guest's voice and named have been changed to protect her anonymity; she is a powerful, high ranking woman in Finance, who also attends all-women sex parties for queer and curious women.  You're gonna love it. (And thank you again!) Want more?   Follow us @RemyKassimir @Charkasstic @HowCumPodcast And HEY!!  Are you a new Cumpanion? Old Cumpanion? Love us? Like us even a LITTLE bit? Show us! Like, review, rate and visit our Patreon for exclusive extra content and to donate!  Want to see Remy do stand up? Visit remykassimir.com for show dates and live podcast recordings! SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!    

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    06 She Cums First (Dr. Ian Kerner)

    Get ready for this amazing episode with Dr. Ian Kerner, psychotherapist and author of the best-selling book, and cunnilingus how-to guide, “She Comes First.” You’ll learn SO much and laugh along the way. We talk about everything: mismatched libidos, the distinction between spontaneous and responsive desire, and how privileging intercourse over outercourse can be problematic. We ask a bunch of listener questions, get to real solutions and make lots of sound effects in the process.   Want more?  Visit Dr. Kerner's Website and check out his books   Follow us @RemyKassimir @Charkasstic @HowCumPodcast And HEY!! This episode has REAL fun extras. Are you a new Cumpanion? Old Cumpanion? Love us? Like us even a LITTLE bit? Show us! Like, review, 5-star rate and visit our Patreon for extra content and to donate!  Want to see Remy do stand up? Visit remykassimir.com for show dates and live podcast recordings! SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!

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    05 Effn Up Sex (LeClerc Andre & Khalid Rahmaan)

    Valentines Day is coming up and BOY do we love these guests. We brought in hilarious comedians LeClerc Andre and Khalid Rahmaan (Eff’n Up Podcast) to talk about how they have eff’ed up sex and how they learned the ropes. They hit it all: ball play,  “begrudging blowies”, and more. Want more?  Follow LeClerc, Khalid and their podcast on Instagram: @LeClercAndre @khalidsays @effnup Follow us @RemyKassimir @Charkasstic @HowCumPodcast And HEY!! This episode has REAL fun extras. Are you a new Cumpanion? Old Cumpanion? Love us? Like us even a LITTLE bit? Show us! Like, review, 5-star rate and visit our Patreon for extra content and to donate!  Want to see Remy do stand up? Visit remykassimir.com for show dates and live podcast recordings! Check out Khalid's Conan Set & LeClerc's Tonight Show Set here!   SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG!  

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    04 A Shower Thought (Rayna Greenberg & Ashley Hesseltine)

    We sit down with Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg from the top 20 comedy & dating podcast Girls Gotta Eat. We talk about it all: happy endings, sizing up a guy’s load (the more the better for Rayna), dirty talk, butt stuff, fan erotica, and fingering with long nails. Charlotte also joins us to talk about what to eat vs. what not to eat on a date. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, you’ll eat. SO excited to be partnering with Sweet Vibrations* again this season! Go to SweetVibes.Toys & use promocode: "HOW CUM" for 15% ALL PRODUCTS, ALL SEASON LONG! *Toys mentioned in this episode: The Perfect Match & Girls Best Friend Want more?  Follow Rayna, Ashley, and their podcast on Instagram: @onehungryjew @ashhess @girlsgottaeatpodcast Follow us @Remy Kassimir @Charkasstic @HowCumPodcast And HEY!! This episode has REAL fun extras. Are you a new Cumpanion? Old Cumpanion? Love us? Like us even a LITTLE bit? Show us! Like, review, 5-star rate and visit our Patreon for extra content and to donate!  Want to see Remy do stand up? Visit remykassimir.com for show dates and live podcast recordings!  

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    03 Human Prozac (Dr. Helen Fisher)

    We interview Dr. Helen Fisher! She is a Biological Anthropologist, Senior Research Fellow at The Kinsey Institute, Chief Scientific Advisor to the dating site Match.com, and all around amazingly COOL person. We discuss her extensive research on the evolution and future of human sex, love, marriage, & gender differences in the brain. She also teaches us how your personality style shapes who you are and who you love.  We talk about millennial dating culture and "slow love", how to get over a break up, the evolution of trust, and how too many choices can leave us with nothing at all.  We also hear an INCREDIBLE story about a rickshaw and Dr. Fisher answers questions that nobody else has EVER asked her (including but definitely not limited to her first time story).  ALSO: This is the first episode we've ever let Nanny listen to and she LOVED it.   Follow Dr. Fisher on Twitter @DrHelenFisher Follow us on Instagram/Twitter @RemyKassimir @Charkasstic @HowCumPodcast And HEY!! Are you a new Cumpanion? Old Cumpanion? Love us? Like us even a LITTLE bit? Show us: Like, review, 5-star rate us ! Want extras? Go to our Patreon for extra content & to donate! We are going to be adding all sorts of bonus content this season and giving SHOUTOUTS! Woo! Want to see Remy do stand up? Visit remykassimir.com for show dates and live podcast recordings!    

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    02 The Vanderhump Rules (Ariana Madix)

    Charlotte had an accident and has to sit this one out but Remy is in LA interviewing Vanderpump Rules' Ariana Madix, who famously stated that she hates her vagina on reality TV. We discuss how that hate came to be, whether it is still around and what it is like to be a perfectionist with body issues.  We also dive into the rocky waters of emotionally abusive exes and skin cancer. We explore how the show has changed throughout the years; especially in this new political climate. Finally, we discuss weed lube, having a relationship on reality TV, and "first orgasm of 2019" stories.  I also tell a story that involves me looking at my own butthole.  Follow Ariana Madix on Instagram @Ariana252525 Follow us @RemyKassimir @Charkasstic @HowCumPodcast And HEY!! Are you a new Cumpanion? Old Cumpanion? Love us? Like us even a LITTLE bit? Show us! Like, review, 5-star rate and visit our Patreon for extra content & to donate! Want to see Remy do stand up? Visit remykassimir.com for show dates and live podcast recordings!   Want more? Listen to the parts we couldn't say on the podcast:  Extras on Patreon include:  Ariana discusses the beginning of her and Tom's relationship, "the cheating scandal," the night her dad died and how it brought her and tom together. We discuss cheating more in depth and Ariana reveals a secret about one of Jax’s cheating scandals that any Vander-fan would DIE to hear (but I don't want Bravo to sue me). Ariana reveals an embarrassing Twitter habit and we discuss donating to charity on Facebook & rape in the comedy community.  

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    01 An Absolute Savage (Dan Savage)

    We're back baby!! Season two kicks off with with Remy & Charlotte welcoming the nationally syndicated sex advice columnist Dan Savage.  Equal parts brilliant, hilarious and kind, Dan explains how to communicate and give instructions during sex, how self-touch isn’t a negative reflection on your partner, what the campfire rule is, and how if we fake it, we will likely NOT make it.  Dan also tells us why we should “WATCH THE GAY PORN” (we can all learn quite a bit from it) and discusses the Babe.net Aziz Ansari article from last year, explaining how we can meld male and female perspectives together to understand each other a little better.  We also discuss the "It Gets Better Project", and growing up Irish Catholic and gay. (IN A TWIST, DAN HAS THE BEST STORY EVER ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD PRIEST). We finish up with a chat about how and when to tell kids about sex, why sex is not just about reproduction, and Dan’s sex-positive film festival HUMP! Want more?  Follow Dan Savage on Instagram @DanSavage Follow us @Remy Kassimir @Charkasstic @HowCumPodcast And HEY!! Are you a new Cumpanion? Old Cumpanion? Love us? Like us even a LITTLE bit? Show us! Like review, 5-star rate and visit our Patreon for extra content & to donate!

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    Thanksgiving Surprise!

    HELLO MY CUMPANIONS! I miss you so much. Just wanted to say hi and give you some updates. Also, how sick that we have an official name now? "Cumpanions." Some of you voted for "Cumrades" on the Instagram poll and I do still think that's pretty clever.  ((Were you not part of the vote? Are ya pissed? Follow us @howcumpodcast on Instagram and participate in all the polls! Send questions, comments, all that stuff.)) MISS MY VOICE?! We Really Love Island (My NEWEST podcast) cums out tomorrow but How Cum listeners get to hear it TODAY!!! Listen/review/ subscribe & follow us @wereallyloveisland AND HEY! Have you rated/reviewed/subscribed to this pod? Please dew that! 

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    35 Cumgratulations! (Season 1 FINALE! With Remy & Charlotte)

    One gigantic celebration for our Season 1 finale episode! Remy and Charlotte are back together and calling How Cum listeners from all around the world to CUMGRATULATE them on their first orgasms, and hear how they happened. We get a sick update from former guest Molly Brenner who just had HER first O too! She had to re-write her one woman show “Molly Brenner is Not Coming,” and now performs “I’m Coming!” Also, Remy has her first INTERNAL orgasm! This episode is LONG so if you want to break the stories up, we’ve included time stamps below. Thank you so much for everyone who has gotten this podcast to where it is, we couldn’t do it without you. We don’t know when Season 2 will come out so follow @howcumpodcast & SUBSCRIBE for updates. (Did I hear there may be a pArTy soon?! YES YOU DID!) **Starting Nov. 1 we will be available on Spotify, Soundcloud, Stitcher, Google Play, Youtube, & more!** SHARE with your friends! No excuses, play like a champ. Talk about the pod, talk about orgasms, you could change someones life! We LOVE YOU & thank you again for listening. (Rate, Review & Subscribe!) Want to buy the awesome sex toys we talk about on this episode? “Cumgratuliations” was sponsored by Sweet Vibrations. Toys Remy Mentioned: -Girl’s Best Friend -Pixie -The Perfect Pair -TuLips: Available to How Cum Listeners BEFORE its Nov. 1 launch with code HOWCUMDISCOUNT   Code HOWCUMDISCOUNT is good for 20% off of Sweet Vibrations products until Dec. 1   FOLLOW US! ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE COOL STUFF THAT’S COMING YOUR WAY! @HOWCUMPODCAST @RemyKassimir @Charkasstic @Molly_Brenner   MISS MY VOICE?? Remy has a NEW PODCAST coming out Thanksgiving weekend 2018! She co-hosts with Episode 4 guest, Comedian and former X-Factor Contestant Emily Wilson. “We Really Love Island” is a BINGE PODCAST where we binge all of the episodes of British reality dating show sensation ‘Love Island.’ Rem and Em watch every episode and then break down every scintillating detail on the podcast, including giving you definitions of British slang and discussing how this show is the most insane experiment in love and human behavior ever, AND how it has become a global phenomenon with Love Island Sweden, Australia, Denmark — with a US version by CBS coming this spring. It is not available yet so follow @wereallyloveisland on Instagram for updates & reminders!   WANT TO SEE REMY LIVE?? Come see Remy do stand up: follow @remykassimircomedy for show dates around NYC/ all over the country. REMYKASSIMIR.COM coming November 2018.   WANT MORE HOW CUM RIGHT NOW? Subscribe to Patreon.com/HowCum and bring season 2 back even faster! (Maybe) Patreon is a platform where you can support the creators who make your favorite content and get rewarded with NEW content that no one else can see. Start at $1, or do something crazy like COME BE ON AN EPISODE! —— Timestamps: 00:00:00- Remy & Charlotte Intro & Remy’s 1st Internal O 00:13:23- 20 y/o Listener Liz calls from her dorm room (Different Liz than “Liz” from ep. 33) *CRAZY O STORY* 00:25:31- Charlotte hates every word for vagina 00:33:39- Listener Mel calls from Washington D.C. to talk about her first orgasm (it was in a bathtub) 00:47:41- Listener Tuti Skypes in from Argentina! We talk about how Argentina’s import laws affected her ability to buy a sex toy and how she triumphed with her first orgasm. 01:00:20- Molly Brenner calls us! We love her and discuss how weed and flannel pajamas can actually be very sexy. 1:20:51- 32 y/o Sandy calls from California to discuss how having a tiger mom affected her views of sexuality. And how great life is now that she’s had the big O. 1:27:50- 21 y/o “Katie” from South Carolina calls in and we discuss her first O, and how she’s spreading the word to everyone she knows. TRUE PAL!!! 1:39:21- Sally in NYC is almost 25 and this year is going to be the best ever. We discuss how to be alone yet not lonely. Spoiler Alert: orgasms help. 1:53:49- Remy & Charlotte closing remarks & season 1 wrap up! THANK YOU AGAIN FOR COMING!!!

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    34 Him Too (Will Winner, Casey James Salengo & Patrick Schroeder)

    This week's guests are the three hosts of the only male-run podcast with only female guests; The Good, The Dad, & The Ugly! Comedians Will Winner, Casey James Salengo, & Patrick Schroeder came over so I could thank them (specifically Will) for introducing me to the Womanizer on their podcast many months ago.  We discuss many things including "The Him Too Movement", penis pumps, TLC shows from the early 2000s, dating new people, masturbating with roommates in the house, and copying sex stuff you've seen in movies.  Follow us!  @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @will.the.winner @caseyjsalengo @schrotime ---------- Like this podcast?! Rate, review, subscribe, tell your friends! They need this!!   

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    33 Welcome to Sex Ed (Dr. Andrew Porter & Andrea Barrica)

    Did you know that only 20% of schools in the US are teaching Sex Ed right now? That is not enough schools. To fix that I talked to two sex educators, Dr. Andrew Porter (The Sex Wrap Podcast) & Andrea Barrica, founder of O.School.  We talk how to manage STD's, good ways to introduce toys to people for the first time, and what the internal structure of the clitoris actually looks like! Did you know doctors only discovered it in 1998? This is crazy. We also answer some fan questions! Follow us @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @andreabarrica @odotschool @thesexwrap Like HOW CUM? Rate, review & subscribe!  Want to learn more? Go to O.School or listen to The Sex Wrap on Acast! AND SHARE THIS EPISODE WITH YOUR FRIENDS, THEY NEED IT!

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    32 Stories From A Superfan

    I interviewed "Liz," a How Cum SUPERFAN who is staying anonymous. Liz is a long time listener and did ALL of my pre-orgasm assignments (1-6). We discuss how all of the assignments went for her and then we talk about what we did last night...  I took her to a sex party! It was crazy. You will learn about sensation play, ASMR, electric shocks, and what went down (pun VERY intended).  Follow us! @howcumpodcast @remykassimir Need more/ Want to support the pod? Get bonus content and donate money to me! www.Patreon.com/HowCum  Website mentioned in this episode : www.bellesa.co     

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    31 Sex & Disability (Hannah Soyer, Chris Crespo & Spencer Williams)

    This week I have THREE amazing guests. First, journalist Hannah Soyer calls in & we talk about her article, "What Sex Is Like With A Disability" from Cosmopolitan Magazine. Hannah, the creator of the This Body is Worthy Project discusses living with Spinal Muscular Atrophy, the dangers of being a disabled woman surrounding sex, and finding sexual agency with masturbation. I then talked to comedian Chris Crespo & writer Spencer Williams. Chris was born with Complicated Syndactyly & stars in the awesome web series Hand Jobs, despite being born with no forearms. Spencer has Cerebral Palsey and is currently writing about sex & disability for Vice. We talk about services that assist with sex for the disabled, fear of rejection, sex positions that are the most comfortable and wheelchairs: giant cockblock, or wonderful accessory?  Follow us: @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @cresposts @soyernotsawyer @djspencerwilliams IF YOU LIKE HOW CUM PLEASE RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE!!

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    29 Polyamory with an Expert (Charyn Pfeuffer)

      What is polyamory and how do you do it?* I asked writer Charyn Pfeuffer, who practices polyamory and open relationship styles. Over the past two decades, Charyn's sex-positive writing has appeared in more than 100 media outlets, including Marie Claire, Playboy, Refinery29, The Washington Post, Thrillist & Forbes. On this episode we discuss it all: Are people born poly? Can you be polyamorous and married? What about having children? We also define different types of polyamorous relationships and terms such as "primary partner", "nesting partner", and "fluid bonding." *This episode is a redo, sorry for the re-post, but was necessary. (Explained in ep) --- Books Charyn recommends for those curious about in entering into polyamory: 1. The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy 2. More Than Two by Eve Rickert 3. Sex at Dawn by Christopher Ryan 4. Come as You Are by Emily Nagoski 5. Eight Things I Wish I'd Known About Polyamory by Cunning Minx  --- Follow us! On Instagram/Twitter @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @charynpfeuffer   

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    30 Catch Up With Rem

    This week I am answering YOUR questions. Things like: "how do you sit when you use ___ sex toy?" "What really went down during that tantric massage?" "Is it normal if I used to cum and can't anymore?"  etc.  From now on I'll be taking fan questions at the end of every episode so please write in! email [email protected] or write me @howcumpodcast / @remykassimir    IF YOU LIKE/LOVE THIS PODCAST SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW!! Nice comments are oh so appreciated. Want extra content or a shoutout on the pod? Or watch a LIVE episode Check out www.Patreon.com/howcum and support How Cum! I appreciate every dollar given <3

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    28 Five Years Sober Off Dick (Seamus Kirst, Sydnee Washington, & Britni Diamond)

    Celebrating my birthday with a jumbo episode about sex, sobriety, and the joy of handjobs! Seamus Kirst, journalist and author of Shitfaced joins me as I interview him and my friend; comedian Sydnee Washington! We talk about sober dating, going to rehab in highschool, delayed ejaculation and the Real Housewives we’re most worried about.  Then Seamus and I (both Virgos) are joined by ANOTHER Virgo friend Britni Diamond. We talk mutual masturbation, revealing strange fantasies to people, and maintaining friendships after becoming sober!  Please rate, review & subscribe FOR MY BIRTHDAY! follow us @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @seamuskirst @britnidiamond @justsydbw 

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    27 I'm So Proud of How Far You've Cum (Sofia Rose & Alyssa Limperis)

    This week's episode features adult entertainer Sofia Rose & Actress/Comedian Alyssa Limperis (Crazy In Bed Podcast) . Body positivity is on the menu; we discuss everything from being a BBW (big beautiful woman) to battling an eating disorder and what body image can do to your sex life. We also talk old-school MySpace, ugly armpits, depression, & how you don't have to find the right person, you just have to find the right person for right now. Follow us! @HowCumPodcast @RemyKassimir @AlyssaLimp @IloveSofiaRose EXTRAS will be out on Patreon on Wednesday -- we reaaaally had fun and over-recorded this one (hence why it's so long) and I have so many fun extras so subscribe to www.Patreon.com/HowCum if you want to listen to those or if you want to watch the Post Coitus that accompanies the episode! RATE!REVIEW!SUBSCRIBE!TELLYAFRIENDS! <3

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    26 It Hit The Ceiling (Jeena Bloom & Pauline Murphy)

    NYC comedians Pauline Murphy and Jeena Bloom stop by and we have a heated debate regarding dick preference; to circumcise or not to circumcise? That is the question. We also discuss what it is like to live as a trans woman and be able to have EVERY type of orgasm. We also talk about Pauline's predicament - she's only cum four times. Ever. How Cum? Let's find out.  (Fast forward to the end to find out about our Womanizer Premium giveaway winners and a new giveaway that's going on on Instagram @howcumpodcast!)  Follow us! @RemyKassimir @JeenaBloom @WhiskeyBurrito RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! (PLEASE!) xox --- Want more? We have EXTRAS every Wednesday on www.Patreon.com/HowCum - become a Patron for as little as $1 a month! 

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    25 Girl Power Squad (Ariel Elias, Molly Rubenlong, & Jen Winston)

    This week is GIRL POWER week! Comedians Ariel Elias & Molly Ruben-Long (Well Behaved Podcast) and Instagram blogger Jen Winston (@girlpowersupply) join me to talk about what feminism actually means, dating in the current political climate, what to do when your heroes are perverts and more! It's a great episode.  Have you tagged someone in OUR Instagram giveaway?? Womanizer gave me TWO new Womanizer Premiums and I'm giving them away in a week! Enter to win by tagging someone in this video- the more times your name pops up the more times you're entered to win! Also enter by becoming a patron of this podcast at:  www.Patreon.com/HowCum Becoming a patron costs as little as a dollar but you can get exciting extras for a little more - like episode extras for $7 a month (all eps) and a Post Coitus (filmed How Cum aftershow) for $10 (includes all levels below it too!) It is very fun and you will like it. Thank you to my current Patrons I LOVE YOU!! 

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    24 Two Christians (John Fugelsang & Christian Finnegan)

    Comedians John Fugelsang (SiriusXM's Tell Me Everything) & Christian Finnegan (VH1's Best Week Ever) discuss Christianity! How does Jesus feel about sex, abortion, homosexuality etc. according to the Bible? We discuss that, growing up as a Christian, faking orgasms as a man, cyber sex in AOL chatrooms, and more!  --- Follow us! @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @johnfugelsang  EXTRAS on Patreon every Wednesday! What is Patreon? A website where you can support this podcast and other creators.  What do you get? We post podcast episode extras every week and "The Post Coitus" which is a filmed Aftershow (very fun). Patreon.com/HowCum 

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    23 Orgasm is a Human Right (Corinne Olympios)

    In this final @WomanizerGlobal sponsored episode I chat with Corinne Olympios, and the notorious Bachelor contestant turned podcaster & clothing line owner lets me into her world off camera. We talk about hang-ups with masturbation, long distance relationships, what to do if you dislike oral sex & more. Corinne’s boyfriend Jon also joins us on the mic for an interesting look into the male perspective. Follow us! On instagram @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @colympios This episode is sponsored by Womanizer! Want your own? We are running a giveaway of two Womanizer Premiums to two of our fans!  HOW TO ENTER TO WIN A WOMANIZER PREMIUM Sign up to become a Patron at Patreon.com/HowCum for as little as $1! Also, tag a friend in the giveaway post (Post will be up Monday July 29th). The more times you are tagged and the more people you tag increase your chances to win. SO EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS!!! @womanizerglobal #womanizerpremium #theoriginal #orgasmisahumanright    EXTRAS YOU SAY? We have em- Wednesdays $7 patrons get episode extras and $10 Patrons get those  + The Post Coitus, a filmed aftershow and all around good time. Patreon.com/HowCum

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    22 Made In Manhattan (Alik Alfus)

    Alik Alfus, one of the stars of British reality show Made in Chelsea, (and childhood friend of mine!) joins me and Charlotte to talk about growing up in New York City, falling in (and out) of love while being in the public eye, first loves, and Alik's first blowjob (a LEGENDARY tale in NYC). I also have a breakthrough in self realization and we do some expert sound effects with our mouths.  If you went to high school with us-- don't worry, all names are BLEEPED but you'll know exactly who we're talking about.  Except Gunnar. Hi Gunnar! follow us: @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @al_alfus @charkasstic New episodes are posted every Sunday but if you want extras (and I know ya do!) we release bonus content EVERY Wednesday on Patreon.com/HowCum-- this is where we put stuff too juicy or controversial for the pod and stick it behind a pay wall where we feel safe. ALSO** we have our Womanizer giveaway going on NOW- everyone who joins the Patreon in the next three weeks will be entered to win. Donate as little as $1 to get started!!)

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    21 Group Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll (Ralph Sutton & Lindsey Jennings)

    Ralph Sutton (Owner of GaS Digital Podcast Network) & Lindsey Jennings (Comedian/Suicide Girl) join me to discuss masturbating in public, threesomes, doing stuff for the story, dating people who work in sex, and much more. We mention last year's Skankfest A LOT and coincidentally Skanfest 2018 is going on now. Posting this ep. early in case you want to come see us!!  Lots of awesome stories got cut for time but will be available on Patreon.com/HowCum on Wednesday!  Follow us: @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @lindseyjenningz @iamralphsutton This episode was sponsored by Womanizer-- WE LOVE YOU!! @womanizerglobal #womanizerglobal #womanizerpremium #theoriginal #orgasmisahumanright

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    20 What About Ben?! (Ben DeMarco, Toni & Chuck)

    You've asked for it, and here it is! My boyfriend Ben DeMarco (Comedian & Creator of Fat Baby) joins me to talk about his side of the How Cum journey, first loves, first blowjobs & his late in life circumcision.  We interview two fans of the podcast about THEIR story- Toni & Chuck. Toni is a 50 year old woman who had never had an orgasm before listening to How Cum. Chuck is married to Toni and has WILD stories of his own.  We had the best time, I can't wait for you guys to hear this one.  Follow us @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @fatbabylive @bennydnyc ALSO! This is our first #SPONSORED ep!! Thank you SO MUCH Womanizer!!!  @womanizerglobal #womanizerglobal #womanizerpremium #theoriginal #orgasmisahumanright

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    19 Merry Vaginismus! Part II- N.Y.C. (Molly Brenner & Riley Lassin)

    Molly Brenner Is Not Coming! Is a show about how Molly Brenner-- is not coming. But she came on this show! Comedian Riley Lassin joins us as we dive deeper into Vaginismus.  We also talk about whether ghosts are watching you have sex, making barbies have sex, and how much we miss HBO's True Blood.    Enjoy!  Follow us: @remykassimir @molly_brenner @rileylassin  Subscribe to our Patreon for extras! Videos mentioned in this episode and episode one of "The Post Coitus: A How Cum Aftershow" go up on Wednesday July 4! Woo! You can see ep. 1 for a donation as little as $1. Happy Birthday America.  https://www.patreon.com/HowCum

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    18 Merry Vaginismus! Part I - L.A. (Missy Modell, Nicole Aimee Schreiber & Jamie Manelis)

    These three hilarious LA comedians chat with me about NY vs. LA dating, giving people yeast infections, banging people who look like you & “vaginismus;” a disorder that doesn’t sound so merry. Also: two of them met the day we recorded this and now they are best friends. It’s amazing.   Follow us! @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @nicoleaimee @missyannmodell @the_real_miss_piggy @ourfamousfriends

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    17 P***ys & F****ts (Kelsey Cook, Mark Harley, & Tim)

    We are STILL in LA for this episode and I had the PLEASURE of having my long time friend (and person who I stay with in LA) Tim on who HATES this podcast!! WHAT?! I know.  Conversely we have the biggest fan of the podcast on this episode too! Mark Harley is a comedian & actor from BET's 50 Central who has been a Cummer from day 1 (That's what I'm calling you guys, get used to it.) We talk about how gay frats are, putting stuff up our butts, and peeing on people.  We also have the wonderful bi-coastal beauty Kelsey Cook on, hilarious comedian featured on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon who hosts her own amazing pod The Self Helpless Podcast.    I love this ep, and you guys, and sorry for posting late!! NEVER AGAIN!!!    follow us! @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @kelseycookcomedy @hellamarkharley

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    16 The Marvelous Ms. Macofsky (Ester Steinberg & Ali Macofsky)

    We're still in LA for this one as Ester Steinberg (Comedian from the upcoming season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) and I coach 'Kill Tony' comedian Ali Macofsky on how to cum. That's right, there are still women out there who can't! WHO KNEW?!   me.   that's who.    Enjoy! (Follow up ep hitting our Patreon on Wednesday)  @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @notalimac @ester.steinberg

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    15 Let's Have a Kai Kai (Rhea Litre)

    I'm in LA!! These next few eps I am out here having the BEST TIME and talking to a barrage of UNREAL west coast guests. My first is drag superstar Rhea Litre, one of the most requested Drag Queens for RuPaul's Drag Race; who has sky rocketed to fame seamlessly, without having to appear on the show. ::gasp:: Rhea comes from a line of famous Drag Race Queens, her mothers include Raja and Mayhem Miller. She and her sister Willem dropped "Let's Have a Kai Kai" which blew up on Youtube with over 3.1m views.   This description is not doing this ep/ Rhea justice but rest assured,  we talk about it ALL:  Banging in drag vs banging out of drag, the art of tucking, F to M porn, and losing your virginity to someone who doesn't know that they're taking it. We laughed, we loved, we Kai-Kai-ed.   follow us/ send us ya thoughts! @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @rhealitre

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    The Sum Up Cum Down (Part 2)

    In This Part: In part 1 we left off at my orgasm after ep 6. In part 2 I re-cap episodes 7-14. Now that I can cum alone-- how do I do it with a person? What other stuff is interesting about sex? We delve into the different topics [below] and I play some highlights from those episodes, and let you know what the assignments were all in one spot.  Guests on these episodes: Melissa Vitale (NSFW), Betsy Carroll, Polly Rodriguez (CEO, Unbound), Dan Soder (Showtime's Billions), Mark Normand (Amy Schumer Presents Mark Normand), Lisa Raduszynski, Robby Hoffman (The Chris Gethard Show), David Yarus (Founder, J Swipe), Emily Lubin/ Andrea Allen (Hot Mess Comedy Hour Podcast), Melanie Cristol (CEO, Lorals) Ian Fidance (You Up, Sirius XM), Jes Tom (Pleasurechest), @yasmingomez.official & @deeguerra Sex Parties (Ep 7) SexTech (Ep 8) Laughter & Orgasms (Ep 9) Communication (Ep 10) Religion (Ep 11) Gender & Sexuality (Ep 12) Hygiene (Ep 13) Love (Ep 14)

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    The Sum Up Cum Down (Part 1)

    A mid-season summary of my journey so far! This is Part 1: I go through episodes 1-6 with you and relive the journey from How Cum to How Came! Guests: Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked Podcast), Alia Janine (Comedian/ Former Porn Star), Emily Wilson (Babe.Net), Napoleon Emill (Caroline's March Madness Winner), Lindsey Metselaar (We Met At Acme/ @dontexpectsalads), Alex Pischera (Sound Guy/ Comedian), Charlotte Kassimir (Sister/ Research/ Last Week Tonight),  An Anonymous Nurse Named Talya, Wendi Starling (Jammerz/ The Old Pro Pod), David Goldberg (Time Out New York), and  Lola Jean & Dominus Eros (3F Studios/ NSFW). Stay Tuned for Part 2 (episodes 7-14)! Wednesday 5/30 6PM  

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    14 The Three Types of Sex (Yasmin Gomez & Danae Guerra)

    Instagram poets Yasmin Gomez (Words with Yaz/ Words with Queens) & Danae Guerra (DeeGuerra) join me in a discussion about how love and sex are intertwined! Do you know what oxytocin is? You need to. Listen to this ep because it's prob fuckin wit ya life! We also talk about arranged marriages, physical and emotional abuse, parents who are on drugs, jackhammer sex, being spiteful, & instagram stalking.  Follow us @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @words_with_queens @deeguerra @yasmingomez.official      

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    13 Dirty Girl Privilege (Andrea Allan, Emily Lubin, & Melanie Cristol)

    God f*cking damnit this episode is so funny. Comedians/ my friends Andrea Allan & Emily Lubin from the Hot Mess Comedy Hour podcast stop by to talk HYGIENE and **spoiler alert**-- two of us are VERY gross. And one of us I might say, is TOO clean.  We had the pleasure of interviewing CEO Melanie Cristol via telephone (we're so high tech!!) about her company Lorals-- which make revolutionary latex panties, ideal for giving/receiving oral sex!! Their Indiegogo campaign came and went quicky (heh heh) but you can still order Lorals on their website.  ((Obv we talk about cumming, and some insanely hilarious stories involving poop and strap-ons. ))   Follow us @howcumpodast @hotmesscomedyhour @mylorals  

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to How Cum, the only podcast dedicated to achieving the female orgasm. At 28 years old, New York City comedian @RemyKassimir had NEVER had the big O. She started this podcast to figure out: How Cum?! Every episode Remy interviews the most interesting people about their first time cumming, and then the guests give Remy an assignment to complete in order to have an orgasm. *Spoiler alert* she completes her task. Listen & enjoy as we learn how Remy & her guests went from How Cum to How Came!

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Remy Kassimir

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