How It Could Have Gone with Ryan Cuddihy

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had spliced his DNA with Kirby. Body horror warning for this one, which shouldn't be surprising if you really stop and think about Kirby for a minute. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if a bad dog got into a mech suit. I'd yell "get out of there, bad dog!" but you know he wouldn't listen. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had tried to tight rope walk across the United States. Watch out planes, Ryans on a wire! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had a "Temporary Blender". This a whole new type of blender, so it's time for some careful experimentation. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became a modern inventor. A continuation of the series, with all the advances in AI technology this will truly be our most modern inventor yet. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was a tech mogul. people successful in tech are universally evil, so keep that in mind. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was immune to zombies. They can still bite him, but they're surprisingly gentle even with that. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been the greatest knife-thrower there ever was. Non-debatablely the best. The Houdini of knife throwing, you could say. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had ran a retraining program for spiders. If you don't like how spiders look, skip about halfway through this episode to when they are in their crab suits. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had invented a faster instant oatmeal. It needs to be truly instant. Oats to mouth in zero seconds. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been a Bird Box bad guy. Meaning a monster so terrifying it is harmful to observe, obviously. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had tried tornado surfing. Don't worry, he does a ton of research into how to find tornados, he's ready for this. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had grown a beard of bees. This is less Bee Movie and more body horror, but still a little bit bee movie. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had a big blue ox. Where do you even keep all of that ox? Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became better at Frisbee. Going to need a real turn around, because he's just terrible at Frisbee. Watch your head. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he stole picnic baskets from bears. Really going for it this time, no plan at all, just find the bears with picnic baskets and take em. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he ran a counterfeit antique store. Well, they are real Antiques if you consider recycled newspaper an antique. It's all a matter of perspective. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he summersaulted across the United States. All 50 of them. Audio issues should be resolved, comment if you notice another drop in quality please! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became Tiny4Battling. This is potentially the biggest subversion of the Big4Battling genre in years. Strap in, the stakes just got smaller! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became King of Worms. Sorry for some persistent audio issues on this one, just imagine it's a bunch of worms, wriggling around! Problem solved! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he used telekinetic powers to become a sports superstar. Ignore the telekinesis, this is all about that sweet, sweet sports. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he accidentally went to a vampire rave. Remember to stay hydrated. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he participated in a spelling bee. Surely his fear of choking will prevent him from choking. Special guest proctor Cheryl! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he joined built a log cabin inside an active volcano. Anything to get off the the grid. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he joined the council of stone. It's like house of cards met a pile of rocks. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he ran a Sun mining operation. What are they mining for? Well that depends on who's asking. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had access to Mario Kart style items. To clarify, this is just the items, any reference to Mario characters is entirely accidental. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he bought cursed dumbbells. Ryan's note: Apologies for the title, I was outvoted. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became an intern for a werewolf. Heads up, the werewolf is chomping on a goat basically the entire episode. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he died really hard, three times, again. Portals to hell, super intelligent sharks, and sword based hubris. I would recommend abandoning hope for this one. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had taken in a Giant Grosshopper. Grasshoppers like grain! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had to live on a world where lightning can give powers to whatever it strikes. Or blow it up. Can go either way. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had to perform his own brain surgery. Classic story of hubris and the importance of not being your own surgeon. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he gave unhinged advice. still recovering from brain surgery, hope to be back next week, enjoy this old/mid episode! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan and Cheryl explore how it could have gone if she was the announcer for Big 4 Battling. The bigger they are, the harder they 4Battling. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he brought back party rocking. An episode that should have been a Patreon reward! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became the Ship of Theseus. The bigger they Boat, the harder they Boat. still recovering from brain surgery, hope to be back next week, enjoy this old/mid episode! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was a Sleepy old mythical bridge troll. "Hey this is Ryan, my brain surgery went well, I'm going to be recovering for a while, please enjoy these old lost episodes to tide you over till I'm back feeling my usual 10 out of 10. This morning for breakfast I had apple slices and a Miralax smoothie" Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was an animated skeleton in a pirate world. Skip the first ten minutes if you don't want to hear Ryan complain about his upcoming surgery. He complains throughout the whole episode, but the first 10 is the whiniest. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was Stewart Little's car. Specifically his car, not just another tiny mouse, we are talking about being a car here. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had an apartment superintendent who was Bat-Super. The most popular and requested of the lost episodes, Bat-Super is a unique mix of touching vulnerability, cute ear movements, and amateur Pundit Squares. Art for this episode was made by the talented Aim. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became one of the wheels on the bus. Shout out to Kafka on this one! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he developed crab chitin. Warning, lots of skin removal and repurposing in this one. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he gave 130 percent. That's three times his normal effort! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he participated in the storage wars. He tries to play it off cool, but it becomes clear pretty quickly he's never seen the show, Storage Wars. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had cheated his way through Olympics level gymnastics. Thumbnail picture mostly unrelated but you'll understand eventually. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a lich. The thumbnail is of his skeletal rat companion, don't worry he didn't turn himself into that thing. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had lived that monocle life. Full warning, this one skews into eye based body horror, and not even in a surprising way. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been in a relativity gadenken. One train based question, a handful of objects to use as tools, and several explanations of the term gadenken. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org

Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been truly trapped on an escalator. Escalators can be trickier then you think. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org