Huge Pop Bedtime Stories

You're leaning on the rake

So lucky!

The Seventeenth Annual Special Huge Pop Bedtime Stories Christmas Special I, by definition, want it 

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You're old enough to know the truth

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Oh, Wissly

Stroke of midnight, stroke of noon 

On whose side are you?

Just absolutely shredded

The 16th Annual Special Huge Pop Bedtime Stories Christmas Special And how were your classes? 

The 16th Annual Special Huge Pop Bedtime Stories Thanksgiving Special On them and in them 

The 16th Special Huge Pop Bedtime Stories Halloween Special This is a kid

Maybe YOU need all that

That gal's got a lot of heart

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Have you heard of baseball?

Your Fun vs. My Suffering

You feel at ease, right?

The Fifteenth Annual Special Huge Pop Bedtime Stories Christmas Special Still wearing the boots, I see 

The Fifteenth Annual Special Huge Pop Bedtime Stories Thanksgiving Special  Some find my enthusiasm off-putting

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Poor form, sir

You're not skimming, are you?

He was practice

Bedtime Stories Commentary #54: "Mugnotes"

What trapezoid?

What gives me the right to what?

But you showed me something

No one interprets it that way

The Fourteenth Annual Special Huge Pop Bedtime Stories Thanksgiving Special Why would The Spirit of Thankfulness do that? 

the Fourteenth Annual Special Huge Pop Bedtime Stories Halloween Special "Eve" means "evening" 

I have enough

Mustn't seem out of touch

"..."

Did he say it?

You're going to get annoyed with me now

Now isn't that the most likely story I've ever heard?

This will all go away

You're not coming

Is that a saying?

The Thirteenth Annual Special Huge Pop Bedtime Stories Christmas Special That one was so easy

It was I the whole time

 What eats fish?

I don't care what you call them

Talk like what?

Disconcerting how?

That's what you ordered

No