Idiots n' Idioms

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Idiots n' Idioms

Three idiots (Locky, Lucas and Rhys) struggle to stay on track while pondering the meanings and origins of common phrases and pearls of wisdom.

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    #22 At The Movies with The Idiots

    The Lost Episode! Lucas and Rhys try to educate Locky on the magic of science fiction cinema. Will a sci-fi classic penetrate the very short list of things that Locky likes? Recorded in July 2017

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    #21 Whoever smelt it dealt it

    The season two finale! Featuring idioms about facial disfigurement and attending fancy social occasions. But are they going out with a bang or a whimper? Original Upload Date: 08/07/2017

  3. 20

    #20 The Idiots guide to conception

    Wow, these guys really are idiots... Original Upload Date 08/07/2017

  4. 19

    #19 Old Racist Freddy

    Even Blind Freddy could see I'm starting to struggle with these episode descriptions. Sand seems to be the theme of this one...or maybe it's cement... Original Upload Date: 08/07/2017

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    #18 The proof is in the pi​ñata

    If Locky has a one track mind, what track is he spinning on repeat in there? Also there seems to be a lot of talk about dessert in this one. Original Upload Date: 30/04/2017

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    #17 Chewing the fat off a silver spoon

    The Idiots come up with a new name for the pod and contemplate the merits of throwing someone under the bus. Original Upload Date 30/04/2017

  7. 16

    #16 Not all bats are vampires

    You gotta get out there and shuck life, bruh. And don't be throwing cats at birds. It just makes them go bat shit. Original Upload Date: 30/04/2017

  8. 15

    #15 Back in Jonesy's Heyday

    The days of the month rhyme is bulls**t! Original Upload Date: 30/04/2017

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    #14 Take it With a Grain Of Saxa

    The Idiots get on their soapbox and talk about seasonings at length. Literally that's it. An exhaustive lists of herbs and spices. Masterfoods really should have sponsored this ep. Original Upload Date: 30/04/2017

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    #13 Uncle Murph's Last Rodeo

    Bob's your uncle! It's the season one finale baby! It may not be their first rodeo but there's more than one way to skin a cat. Original Upload Date: 14/05/2016

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    #12 Who's The Cat's Dad?

    Honestly nobody ever talks about him. The press are gonna have a field day with this. They'll be chomping at the bit... Original Upload Date: 14/05/2016

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    #11 That Charles Barkley Feeling

    Should you bother trying to teach your grandma to suck eggs? Or could she already do it at the drop of a hat? To be honest you'd probably just be jumping on the bandwagon... Original Upload Date: 21/04/2016

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    #10 Pink Box Full of Worms

    The Idiots push the envelope and open up a can of worms by finally facing the music and weighing in on the great Shapes debate. Original Upload Date: 12/04/2016

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    #9 Disgruntled Tea Talk

    The Idiots speak of the devil, discuss the price of eggs and come close but don't quite get the cigar. Original Upload Date 06/04/2016

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    #8 A Problem Magnified

    Is a problem shared always a problem halved? Who was the first lunatic to bite a bullet? And what's so funny about pulling someone's leg? Original Upload Date: 01/04/2016

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    #7 Magician Loving Mofo

    The Idiots resort to dissecting Ronan Keating lyrics before finally breaking out some classics. "Under The Weather", "Up Your Sleeve"...you know them, you've probably even used them. But where did they come from? Original Upload Date: 25/03/2016

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    #6 Gary From Greenland

    The boys discuss the true meaning of friendship and consider taking the show on tour to Greenland. Original Upload Date: 16/03/2016

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    #5 Free Range Hypocrisy

    Locky lists all the things he likes. Spoiler...it doesn't take up much of the run time. Original Upload Date: 25/02/2016

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    #4 Excremental Incompetence

    And The Lord sayeth "try to please all and thou shall please none." Pretty sure these idiots aren't pleasing anyone. Who is this thing even for anyway? Original Upload Date: 10/02/2016

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    #3 Totem Turtle

    The Idiots discuss going beyond their limits and Locky's dad's pet turtle. Original Upload Date: 02/02/2016

  21. 2

    #2 No Offence

    The Idiots try to wrap their heads around quantum physics and the limits of comedy. Original Upload Date: 21/01/2016

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    #1 Bowie's Balls

    In the pilot episode, The Idiots (Lucas, Locky and Rhys) discuss attending their own funerals, killing with kindness and the late David Bowie's gonads. Original Upload Date: 21/01/2016

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Three idiots (Locky, Lucas and Rhys) struggle to stay on track while pondering the meanings and origins of common phrases and pearls of wisdom.

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