Indiana Jones Minute

Our old pals Neil Brown and Dr. Jamie join us for our penultimate episode to discuss Indy movies that could have been and even dials of destiny that could have been. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Actual smart guy Ed Barnhart joins us to discuss grave robbing, actual archeology, and what Indy might go after next time. Wait, what? Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Yes, we get John Williams's credit, but like Indy himself, we and returning champ Father David Mowry cannot let go of that hat. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Just before he goes away forever we debate if Indy's back. But Prof. Christy Porter definitely is here for our last minute of actual movie! Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Indy wakes up 2000 years or fifteen minutes later to argue with Helena and receive a grocery delivery from Marion Ravenwood, as her good pal John Brueggen joins us with tales of London premieres and a battle of wits with Karen Allen. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Archimedes presents Indy and the audience with a device for confusing things, and Helena makes a strong case for Indy not getting to do what he wants.  Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Our bad guy gets it in a way that might measure up to the deaths of other Indy bad guys unless it absolutely doesn't.  Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Voller wonders why he even got out of bed this morning. And that's before he gets shot and crashes his airplane. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

1939 was way more into triremes than Indy remembers. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Everyone has maybe gone back in time but their airplanes are definitely failing, so it's a good thing Jim O'Kane and Hal Bryan are here to keep us in the air! Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Teddy conquers flight as he and Helena chase down a Nazi plane. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Time traveling Nazis. I hate these guys. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

It's a good old fashioned Indiana Jones gunfight! Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Math wins out over History AGAIN. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Tidley learns to kill and swim as Indy and Helena find the Tomb of Archimedes. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Write me a scene in the style of an Indiana Jones movie. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

We go down a potentially fake memory lane with Indiana Jones as he and Helena climb around in a cave. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com 

Tidley is kidnapped! So Indy and Helena do some sight seeing.  Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

It's time for another episode of Our Sidekicks Ourselves as Helena and Tidley plot the overthrow of Indiana Jones. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

The Indy gang escapes on Voller's boat and spends some quality time bickering and ruining things. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Helena holds court for a boatload of archeology nerds while planning something explosive.  Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

The way to Helena's greedy heart is through Renny's kneecap. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Lots of trouble. Lots of bubbles. Indy is in a jam. All that's missing is a giant clam. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Three minutes sounds like a crazy amount of time for anything, including rushing to the bottom of the ocean. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

We laugh to keep from sobbing as Indy opens up about things he's seen and people he's lost. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

People are delighted and depressed by magic tricks as Indy and Helena possibly start to bond over maps and dates. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Indy steals gum from Tidley then introduces him to a frog man. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Agent Mason is killed by Nazis while Indiana Jones is teased by a kid. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

The tuk tuk chase gets much more complicated before it suddenly ends, and a teachable moment about family is completely ignored by all involved.  Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Our dear friend Scott Rosann joins us to try to figure out what the tuk is going on in this car chase. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com 

A lovers' quarrel complete with scimitar leads to the beginning of a chase scene that should take us well into next month. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

It's the reunion we've all been waiting for between two people who met for about a minute thirty years ago! And it immediately turns into a fist, whip, and gun melee. How could things get even worse for Indy? Our guest Curtis Bloes has some novel ideas. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com 

Helena steals Indy's flashback on top of everything else, before hosting an auction for the Dial in Tangier that gets interrupted by Indy and his friend Brent Troyan! Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Indy ditches his friend in the present and lies to his other friend's face in the past. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Holy smokes, it's Sallah and Indy together again, ready to spend the rest of the movie together, let's go! Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Walter Matthau must use all his Transit Police skills to stop Indiana Jones who has hijacked a... Wait, no. But it's the part with the horse in the subway! Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Hell no, Indy won't go! But will returning champion Paul Sullivan go? Let's find out!  Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Indy finds some dead bodies, Helena makes a break for it, and three guys who have no business talking about fashion do exactly that. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

The body count skyrockets, Helena shows her true colors, and Indy finds new ways to destroy antiquities. Somehow our guest John Ingle comes through unscathed.  Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Agents and non-agents run rampant as Indy tells Helena the story of the dial. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Helena tries to get the audience and Indiana Jones excited about a new Indiana Jones adventure. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Indy meets an old friend at a bar, a war hero meets a jerk, and our guest William Burke calls his mom. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

I found the Ark, saved some kids, found the Holy Grail, met some aliens, and all I got was this stupid clock. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

It's the 1960s and Indy is sad and drunk and tired as our guest Chris Eliopoulos grabs a baseball bat and forces us to rewrite the whole movie. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Thanks for asking, Baz, but how about you and Indy kill one, maybe two Nazis and then jump off that train. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Indy and Baz have a pretty easy time hanging out on top of a train until guest Alex Robinson starts blasting the train with a cannon. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Indy has been from one end of this train to the other, he's seen a lot of strange stuff, but he's never seen anything like the power of math! Pete the Retailer joins us, armed with the lance of long division. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Fake lances, fake Nazis, fake faces, and how to win at Pac Man with your free will tied behind your back. Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

Does this helmet make Indy look de-aged? And when is a Wilhelm not a Wilhelm?  Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com

It's story time in the Nazi spa as Indy faces bombs both literal and meta with the help of Prof. Christy Porter! Patreon: www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute  Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/1011918448897040/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/indiana_jones_minute/ www.indianajonesminute.com