IT’S MY TURN

This week the chaos continues.We start with F* You / Thank You**, featuring:A council bench covered in flying antsDiesel pricesVanessa Megan sunscreenA shout-out to high quality memesMaddy getting appreciation for organising a surprise hensThen we dive into:A Moomba updateThe legendary bather rinserBrendan’s unexpected stingray fatherhoodBrendan’s gym gas incidentTo wrap up, Maddy and Elainor battle in a Sibling Telepathy Game covering childhood memories, family chaos and which one of us would get banned from a pub first.Expect nonsense, arguments and a disturbing amount of stingray discussion

This week it’s chaos from the jump.Thank You:Rohan gives a heartfelt (kind of) shoutout to Moomba for gifting us an all-time episode and promises we’ll do it properly next time.Maddy thanks Rohan for cooking like he’s auditioning for MasterChef.Elainor thanks VicPol for apparently excusing her fine (miracles do happen).F*ck You:Rohan vs the never-ending thunderstorm.Elainor vs… well, everyone.Maddy vs airspace closures because apparently planes just aren’t cooperating lately.Brendan’s week features a spider assassination inside the car and a gym fart heard around the world.Elainor brings her “game” energy and things spiral quickly.Then we debut the Sibling Telepathy Test hosted by Maddy – where we write answers and reveal at the same time:It’s loud. It’s unfiltered. It’s siblings with microphones.Welcome back to IT’S MY TURN.

This week on IT’S MY TURN the chaos dial is turned all the way up.Rohan and Elainor run through this week’s Fuck You / Thank You list — though depending on Elainor’s legal outcome some may switch categories real quick.Shoutouts include Rohan's ford Escape, LCC sidewalk signage, Mastertech Auto, and Kmart — plus the ongoing mystery of why lost dogs keep finding Rohan.We also unpack the wild story of Brendan allegedly bullying autistic people during ghost tales on a wine tour… yeah, it’s as cooked as it sounds.Real talk, big laughs, and zero filter — just how you like it.

This week on IT’S MY TURN, everyone’s mad and no one’s right.Rohan’s personally beefing the weather for ruining prime fishing conditions, Elainor is legally unavailable for comment (pending litigation 👀), and Maddy’s had enough of people stealing unoriginal ideas like it’s a community sport.We give thanks where thanks are due (listeners, wedding helpers, and a very important Moe speed camera warning), unpack Brendan’s terrifying new mallet obsession, revisit Elainor vs the garage (spoiler: the garage won), and spiral into yet another speeding-related discussion that definitely won’t be used against us in court.Chaotic, petty, slightly informative, and absolutely not safe for work or weddings.Language warning. Listener discretion advised.You’ve been warned.

Chaos? ✅Embarrassment? ✅Urinal fears? ✅Popcorn drama? Double ✅This week on IT’S MY TURN:✨ Elainor birthday highlights (and Maddy’s denial moments).🚽 Storytime: Rohan vs public toilets (Maddy’s zero sympathy).🍿 International Popcorn Day goes… off the rails.🚗 Maddy’s new weekly road etiquette rules.🤪 Cousin Darchole chaos.📖 Brendan Diaries & Latrobe City Beef.⚡ Plus rapid-fire micro-topics you didn’t know you needed.💬 DM us: do YOU fear urinals?

Same Shit, Different YearRohan, Elainor and Maddy return for another episode where absolutely nothing has changed — except maybe their patience.This week:A completely unfounded Royal Commission into LCC spendingIrrational fears that should honestly be assessed by a professionalFull-blown arguments about shopping centre foodA passionate rant about why no one threatens to “make mince” anymoreSicko Mode vs Goblin Mode (chaos)Audience participation at shows: acceptable? (Maddy says no. Rohan says yes. Obviously.)And the F You of the Week* lightning round: KFC, lack of fish, and the concept of summer itself.It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the exact same energy as last year.Press play and regret it instantly.

IT’S MY TURN is a podcast about confidence with no evidence.Elainor spends most episodes trying to work out whether people are staring because her hair is cooked or her lips are overfilled. This includes multiple mirror checks and zero conclusions.Rohan’s helpful input: “It’s neither, you just look confusing.”We cover the INs & OUTs of 2026, including:   •   Saying “mogging” unironically   •   EA Nasir copper memes   •   Booing things we don’t like (often in public)   •   Honey badgers (official animal of 2026)   •   One unexplained incident driving to site that still haunts everyone involvedWe also retire:   •   Zyns and all Zyn-adjacent chat   •   Foot rot (why is this a topic)   •   Moodboards that never eventuate   •   Brendan’s pork-choppery at the dinner table   •   Social-media politicians with ring lightsHighs include New Zealand, Fergburger, and businesses accidentally working.Lows include a cancelled Fiji fishing charter and Rohan’s appendix attempting a hostile takeover.Every week ends with Fuck You of the Week, directed at:   •   Gary   •   Holiday traffic   •   And people who follow Rohan on the boat.

It’s Gravy Day and things immediately go sideways.Dylan jumps on and we deep dive into social media beefs — Facebook fights, comment section warriors, local page meltdowns, and why everyone suddenly becomes an expert online.No structure. No peace. Just opinions.⚠️ Strong language🎙️ IT’S MY TURNLike, subscribe, or argue in the comments — we’ll see you there.

This week on IT’S MY TURN:We mourn the passing of Hagrid the tawny frogmouth (gone but never forgotten), deep dive into why a stretched Ford Territory is objectively cool as hell, and somehow end up in local council beef… again.Things get heated over a controversial donut-sharing incident, take a hard left into ass volcanoes, and finish strong with Fuck You of the Week and a round of trivia that proves none of us should be trusted with facts.Unhinged opinions, sibling arguments, and zero resolution — exactly as intended.⚠️ Explicit language🎧 Chaos guaranteed

This week on IT’S MY TURN: “Spaghetti Threats & Shower Regrets”The trio dive head-first into a tornado of unhinged family drama, Sydney slander, rodent-related stupidity, and a shocking amount of spaghetti-based violence. Rohan flexes your Wrapped stats like he’s won a Grammy, Elainor relives Gayle-induced psychological warfare, and Maddy tries (and fails) to keep the ship afloat.There’s choking threats, bin-sitting confessions, nursing conference scams, Brendan’s unfortunate shower behaviour, a rat trap disaster, and pets that genuinely should be on a watchlist.Plus: the weekly “fuck you’s,” a trivia showdown Maddy always wins, and enough sibling chaos to qualify as emotional cardio.

This week on IT’S MY TURN, the trio go completely off the rails — starting with Brendan verbally assaulting a busker and ending with Maddy screaming trivia questions no one asked for.We break down:🪕 Busker Beef — Brendan tells a street performer they’re “shit” and to shut up. The rest of the crew secretly agreed… but only he had the audacity to say it out loud.🐜 Booing Dead Bugs — Why is Brendan heckling insects that have already passed on?🐓 Rohan’s Hen Tales — Escaping hens, unhinged behaviour, and birds too dumb to survive.🚌 Bus Chronicles — Weird smells, boiled eggs at 6am, old blokes arguing with poles — just another week on public transport.🎶 Mr. Bojangles Debate — Is it the perfect shower song or “old man shufflin’ depression music”? The panel is divided.👻 Ghost Hunting (Fail) Tales — Torches from Wish, EVPs that are actually asthma, and the infamous Ouley Street 3AM “shout at the devil” moment.👵 Old Lady Choking IncidentWho panicked, who stayed calm, and who nearly got sued.📱 Marketplace MadnessLowballers, time-wasters, and Rohan’s newest rage-inducing buyer.🔥 Fk You of the Week**Rohan goes off about ChatGPT “stitching him up.”Elainor unloads on Baw Baw Shire.Maddy declares war on KFC drive-thru chaos.🎉 Maddy’s TriviaWrong answers, yelling, and a final question so stupid it becomes iconic.⸻Unhinged stories. Zero boundaries. Maximum chaos.Welcome back to IT’S MY TURN.

🚗 POLITE CARJACKINGS & GASTRO 🤢This week on IT’S MY TURN, Rohan survives gastro, Elainor survives being drunk, and somehow Maddy’s scale starts talking back.We unpack the art of the polite carjacking (yes, apparently that’s a thing), nearly forgetting to flip someone off when it mattered most, and whether four sharts in one week is a heroic record or a cry for help.Plus: ranting about trash roads, taxpayer money, and Maddy’s truly unhinged stories that probably belong in a courtroom rather than a podcast.Chaos, bowel regret, and questionable manners — just another episode.

This week on IT’S MY TURN, the chaos is instant and the morals are questionable. Rohan confidently announces that cannibalism is technically fine if it’s in soup, Elainor refuses to let that slide, and Maddy is one unhinged comment away from leaving the group chat permanently.We also somehow get into:• Spontaneous human combustion• Rohan’s Japan train saga of emotional damage• Elainor’s wand collection that may or may not be hexed• And how many lifetimes it would actually take to see Oasis liveIt’s dumb. It’s heated. It’s educational in the worst possible way.

This week, Rohan and Elainor take IT’S MY TURN international — straight from the streets of Osaka! Between questionable vending machines, karaoke disasters, and one very angry tourist (hi Dylan 👋), it’s a full-blown travel meltdown in the best way possible.🔥 Segments include:   •   Get F*cked of the Week: Who’s catching the most heat in Japan (and why it’s probably us).   •   Dylan’s Rage Bait Roulette: The internet’s worst takes spin out of control — will he survive?   •   Cancelled or OK: Osaka edition — from octopus balls to Osaka locals, nothing’s safe.🎧 Strap in for chaos, culture shock, and unfiltered sibling banter — Osaka will never be the same.

This week's dose of chaos has our weekly "get f****d", Maddy's unscripted and quick fire rage! As long as our weekly adventures and mishaps. This week we have a special rescue guest! Chickeny the rescue chicken.

This week on IT'S MY TURN, Rohan and his sister take sibling rivalry to another level. We have exclusive amateur windscreen repairs and new segments, tune in to hear them. Strap in, give the kids earmuffs and enjoy our banter!#Siblingrivalry#Comedypodcast#ITSMYTURN #PODCAST#Chaoscrew

Can Elainor make it a week without a sharting or pissing story? Tune in to find out.... Though you probably already know the answer!

Mum jumps into the chaos and it’s absolute carnage. Sibling drama? ✅ Family roast session? ✅ Mum taking sides (then switching)? ✅ This is the episode where NOTHING is off-limits. If you’ve ever wanted to hear a mum clap back in real time… this one’s for you.

What happens when your sister's boyfriend.. wait FIANCE is also your golf partner! This week on IT'S MY TURN Rohan drags his "Strategic friendship" onto the mic for sibling interrogation, golf therapy and a full roast session. Expect quizzes, excuses and tails of near fatality on the golf course.

The sibling feud gets a new referee… or maybe just more fuel for the fire. Maddy officially enters the ring, stirring more than just her glass of water. Expect eye-rolls, clapbacks, and the kind of energy that proves three’s definitely a crowd.

Episode 1 – The Chaotic KickoffWelcome to the very first episode of IT’S MY TURN! This one’s all about introductions, bad jokes, way too much swearing, and a whole lot of laughing. Think siblings arguing, mates roasting each other, and zero filter. If you’re after polished, serious podcasting—this isn’t it. If you want unfiltered banter, chaotic energy, and plenty of laughs, you’re in the right place.