Jen and Wizzy's Fanfiction Power Hour

Happy Holidays to all, and Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! Jen and Wizzy return once again after the chaotic ending to the last episode, and wouldn't you know it? Jen's audio is beautiful and buttery once more! It's a Hearth's Warming miracle!  This story is a wonderful reminder about what matters most, especially during the holiday season, so grab your hot drinks, snuggle up, and relax as you listen to this spectacular episode. You can read The Hearth's Warming Truce. by REDMAMBA right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/508879/the-hearths-warming-truce

As Wizzy continues his bid to win Jen's forgiveness, the two continue to open presents around the tree, and this time, it seems they've unwrapped a delightful story to read! Rainbow Dash being criminally tried, doesn't that just scream "Heartwarming" to you? Read Rainbow Dash, Spirit of Hearth's Warming versus The Grand Council of Holidays by TCC56 right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/548332/rainbow-dash-spirit-of-hearths-warming-versus-the-grand-council-of-holidays

The holiday season is about spending time with those we love, even when they're a vengeful spirit trying to kill us! So we decided to get the family back together, gather around a big ol' evergreen, and unwrap some stories for us to read to you throughout December, and what better way to start than with our favorite Doo-o? (P.S. Jen is still experiencing microphone difficulties, but just bear with us for now, hopefully it doesn't diminish your enjoyment of the podcast.) Read The Last Hearth's Warming Letter by Monochromatic right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/428492/the-last-hearths-warming-letter

Happy Halloween to all! Amidst our hiatus, we couldn't resist delivering on our favorite night of the year... No, not Christmas! Halloween! The one night when scary stories feel more appropriate than ever. If you're a fan of paranoid journalling, then you are in for a treat! So sit back, grab a cup of cider or cocoa, and don't ask where Jen is... 🙂 Read Something's Always Watching by I Caboose right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/308906/somethings-always-watching

That's right! Jen and Wizzy return for one night! And what a way to return, another triple story episode with returning authors?! It's like Christmas came early! Apologies for such a late episode, Wizzy is taking the the brunt of the blame for this one, times are crazy and gems like these are getting harder to come by! Jen and Wizzy may not have the same opportunities to deliver this solid entertainment as often, but that should be all the more reason to savor these episodes! One last heads-up, Jen's audio might sound poor compared to before, bear with us, hopefully it's resolved the next time you hear us. You can read Pinkie Bites Twilight And Doesn't Let Go by PseudoBob Delightus right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/580039/pinkie-bites-twilight-and-doesnt-let-go You can read Oh no! I was hit by a truck and reborn into another dimension as a horse, except it's the same horse dimension I'm originally from! by TCC56 right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/578820/oh-no-i-was-hit-by-a-truck-and-reborn-into-another-dimension-as-a-horse-except-its-the-same-horse-dimension-im-originally-from You can read Gull Sentry by daOtterGuy right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/515987/gull-sentry

Another dual story episode, and this time, there really is no common theme beyond the fact they're both comedy fanfics, but that doesn't mean we didn't have plenty of fun! We hope you can join us as we regale you with the time Rarity was haunted by a pretty friendly (If somewhat annoying) ghost, and that other time Twilight finally cared enough about Moondancer to figure out why they look alike. Meanwhile, Jen and Wizzy will be trying to deal with an infestation of Bookworms, and hopefully they can take care of it soon! Otherwise, who knows when that studio can be podcasted in again?! Read Murder She Designed by Monochromatic right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/580243/murder-she-designed Read Why Do Twilight & Moondancer Look Similar? (We Do?!) by Petalled right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/497418/why-do-twilight-moondancer-look-similar-we-do

[Content warning: brief suicidal thoughts] Truly not as dark as I expected a story called "First Cut" featuring the tag of "Suicide/self harm" from a writer named "True edge." I'm proud of them. You can read "First Cut" by True Edge here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423881/first-cut

I must issue a formal apology to the LGBTQIA+ community for releasing this episode a day late, because not only is it late, it is also no longer Toxic Lesbian July, but I hope you can all find it in your hearts to forgive this malfeasance and join us in celebrating the occasion anyway. Enjoy this wonderful conclusion to our two month long special with everyone's favorite toxic lesbian, Limestone! Check out Sour Notes by FanOfMostEverything right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/562856/sour-notes

Ah, old people are so cranky all the time. Love that for them. You can read "Sure As She Made Little Green Apples" by Vagando Baronessa here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/133622/sure-as-she-made-little-green-apples

Another lesbian story to add to the streak! Honestly, I feel like we got a pretty good break from all the "Unhappy Yuri" drama last episode, that must mean it's all rainbows and sunshine from here... right? Go and read I'm Not Her. by PI_ right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/570610/im-not-her

Oh, hello. Didn't see you there. Oh, this old thing? I just threw it on. Saaay, you look really tired. My bed is always open to you, as well as... other things. Like this podcast you can listen to! You can read "Cloudy Skies and Cherry Pies" by Zaphod here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/207800/cloudy-skies-and-cherry-pies

Dearest listeners, it has come to my attention that fireworks are just a bad idea. Everytime fireworks are involved, something bad happens. Don't use them, tragedy will strike. Even in the New Years fic we read, where Rainbow and Twilight got together, just look how that turns out here! You can read "Fireworks - A Story Through Letters" by MoonMoonStargazer here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/275996/fireworks-a-story-through-letters

As we reach the crescendo of Pride Month, we have to close out our series of twisted romance stories with one last hurrah of horror, so gather your (presumably queer) friends around and listen to this nauseating trip with us. You can read There are always bigger fish to fry by RedHoodie21 right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/566741/there-are-always-bigger-fish-to-fry

[Content warning: homophobia and minor allusions to self harm] The sad gays are coming! The sad gays are coming! You can read "Mirror shards" by Awsomnesss here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/76650/mirror-shards You cna read "Ten Things I Hate About You" by daOtterGuy here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/516162/ten-things-i-hate-about-you

As we enter the latter half of Pride Month, we set our sights on a slightly different type of gay relationship, an M/M pairing! I hope you're all ready to continue this tragi-queer adventure with us. You can read Dish Duty by Bandy right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/127511/dish-duty

[Content warning: minor mentioned homophobia, and verbal abuse] Jen and Wizzy look into their future with this fic. Let's face it, whatever strange relationship they have will eventually lead them to a situation like this. You can read "Fairytale of Canterlot City" by Samey90 here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/571138/fairytale-of-canterlot-city

[Content warning: substance abuse and domestic abuse] How many words does it take to make Jen LOATH one of her favorite characters? 2,262 aparently. You can read "The First One's Free" by TCC56 here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/569158/the-first-ones-free

Y'know how we always say we should read more stories from certain authors? Well if you've been tuning in for a while, you may recognize the names in tonight's episode! We're finally getting a better idea of what some of these authors are capable of with three oddly similar stories. Read Psychonata by Majin Syeekoh here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/246420/psychonata Read Wet Equestria by TheDriderPony here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/514955/wet-equestria Read Red Sun Descending by Rambling Writer here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/560081/red-sun-descending

Correcting the only bit of misinformation Jen has ever said in the podcast: It was Ultra Fast Pony that had the mafia Apple family, not Friendship is For Adults. You can read "Lunch" by Titanium Dragon here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/253395/lunch

My biggest fear is a road trip. Sitting in a cramped space for eight million hours, only getting to take a pee twice a day and never when you need to, either in awkward silence, an annoying conversation, or listening to something only one of the people wants to listen to... God, it's scary. You can read "Take a Long Drive To Somewhere You Don't Know, And Take Someone With You" by PapierSam here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/436989/take-a-long-drive-to-somewhere-you-dont-know-and-take-someone-with-you

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE! Seriously, I swear, it's cursed. I'm shocked I even got it out in time. Literally so many things went wrong. Do you wanna know how wrong everything went? There were originally TWO WHOLE FICS in this episode, but the recording for the other one was unsalvigable. Seriously, for your sake, run! You can read: "Discord and Harmony" by Roranicus here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/284094/discord-and-harmony

See? Even super old, wrinkly people can be cute sometimes. Even if they are just... so OLD! You can read "The First of Masny Evenings" by Rune Soldier Dan here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/535629/the-first-of-many-evenings

Who's up for a nice, cozy, feel-good story? Better question who ISN'T? Any time a cute kitty gets to take center stage in a fanfic, count me in. Apologies for the late arrival, a real life cat was actually the cause of this delay, and they take priority over any fictional cat. Read Friends in Low Places by Holy right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/543053/friends-in-low-places

Sorry if this one is a little too hot and sweaty for you all. We are just too sexy on regular episodes, let alone ones with this title. You can read "Limestone Pie works at a phone sex operator" by P-Berry here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/364885/limestone-pie-works-at-a-phone-sex-operator

I just got my own DNA test back... Turns out I'm 32% not funny. Still, at least I'm not a purple alicorn. You can read "Twilight Takes a DNA Test" by Dewdrops on the Grass here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/489381/twilight-takes-a-dna-test

After the holidays, all I would like to do is sit back and relax with some nice video games. Yeah, yelling and cursing at the unfairness in video games is considered relaxation, right? You can read "A Post-Christmas Cacophony" by TheStallionofDarkCavalry here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/509310/a-post-christmas-cacophony

A wonderful start to the month of April, a brand new podcast about reading fanfiction!... on episode 171? What's going on here? Well I hope you're ready to learn some new My Little Pony facts that even the most knowledgeable brony doesn't know about. Read Encamped, Entrenched by EileenSaysHi right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/560924/encamped-entrenched

And so we have come to the end of our adventure. Our little Twilight has come a long way, and I must say, I am proud of her. But do you know who I'm more proud of? You. Dear listener, if you've gotten this far in The Celestia Code with us, you are truly the best of us. 130 episodes after we began, we can finally say adieu to this wonderful fic. You can read "The Celestia Code" by iisaw here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/141549/the-celestia-code

Saying goodbye can be a bittersweet experience. After 4 long years, we've finally done it, we've conquered our first titan, and her name is SunLight Sliders, a story we'll remember fondly as we continue this podcast, and an experience you can listen to from the start if you want to, just go back to episode 38 of the podcast. Rest in Peace, Twalter Sponkrite, 2021-2025. Make sure to check out SunLight Sliders by Amber Spark right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/359433/sunlight-sliders

The fic: "'Eyasluna' means 'Young Hawk Moon'" The moronic podcasters: "But what does 'Eyasluna' mean?" In another news, recording this podcast reminded Jen to finally listen to Pink Pony Club by Chappel Roan. She rather enjoyed it. You can read "Eyasluna" by The Red Parade here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/523366/eyasluna

Alright, I take it all back. Celestia has it WAAAAAY easier than Luna. You can read "A Cleansing Tale" by Karrakaz here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/281462/a-cleansing-tale You can read "Her Most Sacred Duty" by Drunk Luna here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/529910/her-most-sacred-duty

We can all be assholes from time to time, but when it comes to cartoon villains, most of us look squeaky clean in comparison. So let's find out: Is Wallflower really the asshole? Read WALLFLOWER'S "Am I The Asshole?" right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/565975/wallflowers-am-i-the-asshole

Alright, well, now that I've got your attention, Spoiled Rich had SOME good points! You can read "The One Where Filthy Rich Finally Grows A Pair" by deadpansnarker here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/558509/the-one-where-filthy-rich-finally-grows-a-pair 

This just in! Jen and Wizzy are at their wit's end as they continue to argue about the door that Wizzy continues to put off installing! In other news, the body of a much-beloved mailman was recently discovered. He will be missed. We're also getting word that an old acquaintance is arriving in town! All of this and more, today on the FPH News Network! You can read "Canterlot News Network" by Vertigo22 here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/380320/canterlot-news-network

The front door may still be broken, but on the bright side, our new "open door policy" seems to be attracting some spectacular guest stars! Hopefully they're not all secretly the same changling trying to fool us... You can read The Perks of Changing into a Wallflower by Mica here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/518350/the-perks-of-changing-into-a-wallflower You can find dashie04 right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/334129/dashie04

Heh, usually Jen is told she's a fan of too many things, but she's been outdone in this episode! Sorry this episode is so late. Jen had a family emergency that took priority. You can read "It's a date, Rocker Boy" by Rough Hooves here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/294245/its-a-date-rocker-boy You can find FanOfMostEverything here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/1400/FanOfMostEverything

What a coincidence! Jen was just diagnosed with generalized anxiety/mild depression... Don't listen to this podcast if what you're looking for is therapy. That's an important distinction. We're just here to have fun. You can read "Group Therapy" by James Pwyll here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/494811/group-therapy

At last! We return once again to the wonderfully adventurous land of The Celestia Code, and as we get closer to the finale, the action has seriously picked up. If those last chapters had you on the edge of your seat, you might just want to buckle in for this one. Read The Celestia Code by iisaw here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/141549/the-celestia-code

It's a new year, and it's about time we returned to this classic multi-chapter fanfiction! It's always a blast to read more of this action-packed, multiversal, lesbian romance story, and after the cliffhanger from that last chapter, I hope you're more than ready to continue. Check out SunLight Sliders by Amber Spark right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/359433/sunlight-sliders

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let the revolution begin! We're starting this year off as we always do with some changes. Sorry about that jumpscare on the name change, but figured this would be the best time for it. You can read "Twilight's New Year Resolution" by Twidash fanatic here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/309373/twilights-new-year-resolution

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Holidays, and Happy Hearth's Warming to our wonderful listeners on this, the jolliest day of the year. Every time we get to this season, these fanfictions are honestly one of the things I look forward to the most, nothing gets me in the Holiday spirit like ponies celebrating love and friendship, y'know? But as we all try to feel the love and warmth of the season, it's best to remember that, despite your good intentions, you can always get carried away with whatever project you're doing, and today's story is a wonderful lesson in just that. Check out The Perfect Hearth's Warming by wishcometrue here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/456933/the-perfect-hearths-warming

Not exactly the coziest of Christmas fics, but that's for later, I suppose. You can still cuddle up by the fire and enjoy your time with these wonderful fanfics all the same. You can read "No, Things Aren't Going Back To Normal. But, That's Okay." by Flutterpriest here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/485375/no-things-arent-going-back-to-normal-but-thats-okay You can read "A Storm King's Hearth's Warming" by InterestingWritter here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/569341/a-storm-kings-hearths-warming

Fun fact: In the original version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the side-character of Ukon Cornelius gets an ending to his character arc by finding what he was looking for when he throws his pickaxe up in the air and licks it. The original ending had him discovering it was peppermint that he was looking for the entire time. You can read "Peppermint Winter" by Meteor_Mirage here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/457134/peppermint-winter

Happy holidays abound during this festive time of year! This is a particularly exciting day for us, as we read yet another EileenSaysHi story! That's pretty much it. That's the reason. You can read "The Light and the Solid" by EileenSaysHi here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/548021/the-light-and-the-solid

Happy Hearth's Warming to all you wonderful people, I hope you're feeling the holiday spirit as much as we are because the fanfiction we're reading today is the perfect start to the jolliest of months. Read Santa by Rune Soldier Dan right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/486127/santa

Trying to get back on track, though it won't be likely to happen until the holidays are through. Just bear with us, you'll still get an episode a week, just maybe not on Thursays as per usual. Look, we don't make money off this, in fact, we actively lose it. So just CALM DOWN! STOP SHOUTING, TOM HANKS IS A VERY BUSY MAN AND DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO EDIT OUR PODCAST! You can read "Green Flag Go!" by Rune Soldier Dan here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/561130/green-flag-go

Unfortunately, we could not get RealBob for this one, but that doesn't mean we're saddened by the guest we have today! PseudoBob is a top-notch writer, and I'm thrilled he agreed to come on the podcast. You can read "Paragraphobia" by here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/561105/paragraphobia You can read "Big Trouble" by here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/241634/big-trouble You can read "A Historical Pun" by here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/133928/a-historical-pun You can find Pseudobob Delightus here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/12771/PseudoBob+Delightus

Sure, a little late... By a week and 1 day. But in my defense, I didn't wanna work on it. It was worth the wait, however, in my opinion. No fanfictions were read today, not in full at least, but here is the full list of anagrams:   gab skirt yeg —Great Big Sky   biosyntheses etherealise eventide —Eyes in the Trees. Bodies in the Leaves   cudgels gangsters timepieces —Princess Celestia Gets Mugged   fetus horny trot —To Try For The Sun   bailer Steele weed —Dear Sweetie Belle   erotica he swum —A Wish Come True   canada lunges jerk moppet —Dungeon Master Applejack   mm yom —Mommy!   afterimage groin ho tv —To Forgive a Nightmare   she woe it urn —Winter House   retaliate fests hush why juts —Fluttershy Has Tea With Jesus   death joy root —The Road to Joy   heavens raw hermit —Hearth's Warmin' Eve   Misdemeanor Tits —Distant Memories   Every Tush —The Survey   Pewee Nihilism Spiky —Why Pinkie Pie Smiles   Bad Coy Regime —Be Gay; Do Crime   crab buildup noise —Public Boundaries   germanic wren shut —When Magic Returns   if hooky nut —Think of You   satanist hiss —His Assistant   scrabble limits no —Biblical Monsters   Scope Moues Kit —Spike Comes Out   Loathe Fail Me —A Hell of a Time   Ass Jet Lusty —Let's Just Say...   Eleven Trey Holy Suitor —It's Very Lonely Out Here   Here Gent —The Green   Anal Hawk Rep Kit —A Walk in the Park   Hymen Is Smuts —Sunset Shimmy   A Cab Electroshocks Sink Ivy —Vinyl Scratch Bakes Cookies   A Piranha Top —Panatrophia   Wasteland Withe Lip —White Painted Walls   Cheated Cote Lies —The Celestia Code   Do Well Rye —Red/Yellow   Beaker Diary —I, Daybreaker   Catcall Secrets Hi —Celestial Scratch   Duh Feet —The Feud   Neigh Women —When I'm Gone   Yank Thou —Thank You   Forest Horny Tut —To Try For The Sun   Heehawed Grimy Rust —"Where Is My Daughter?"   Hitler En —Let Her In   Damn Dive Hit —Dat Hivemind   Iris Mom Sot —Mortissimo   Carol I Lit Mom —Immortal Coil   Quack Noise Quit —A Quick Question   Hate Em —Hate Me   Beware Weedy Thugs —Were we the Bad Guys?   Facade Trough Lust Proton —Last Daughter of Croupton   Catcalled For Hung Vinyl —A Lovingly Crafted Lunch   Antler Withing Owl —Writing on the Wall   Matriarchs Mesh Mis —A Christmas Shimmer   Ethical Tees Set —Celestia's Teeth   Cheetah Jets Rev Pro —The Ever Ash Project   Hearse Toe Of Hum —Mare of the House   Romeo Is —Roomies   What Won —Now What?   Rose Rot —Rooster   Gliders Shin Lust —SunLight Sliders   Bad Egg Hush Monitions Mitt —Something About Midnights   Relieve Golly Unto —I'll Never Let You Go   Bat Hitler Truer —A Terrible Truth   Reserve —Reverse   Cycle Red —Recycled  

To close off the month of October, we are returning to where we began this Halloween season with Biblical Monsters, which delves into the most terrifying thing of all: morally ambiguous decisions! It sends shivers down my spine. You can read "Biblical Monsters" by Horse Voice here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/87619/biblical-monsters

I hope last episode satiated your appetite for gore and carnage well enough... Wait, what do you mean you want more?! Two stories wasn't enough? Fine, gorge yourself on two MORE of the most depraved stories we've read on this podcast. Read Not Funny Dot Jay Pegasus by shortskirtsandexplosions: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/342439/not-funny-dot-jay-pegasus Read Immortal Coil by gimmick68: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/478669/immortal-coil