Kearnage

Baths, Mother Hubbard's, and the Wiggles side-character rankings.

The Michelin Guide, the ABC radio quiz, and Jack's visa blunder.

Umbrella etiquette, Marketplace Tales #2, and TK's silverware.

Hey Hey It's Saturday, Hasselhoff's grooming regiment, and the school excursion.

Planking, jar sauce, and the inflation fire.

TK's foot fans, Jim Carey's facial work, and the benefits of looking after yourself.

The month of Feb, Harry Potter's left foot, and the Cavill brothers.

The definitive Wiggles rankings, Jack's Do Not Disturb yarn, and the argument against washing up gloves.

The Winter Games, Subway orders, and an update on the Window Wars.

McCartney's width, Lennon's length, and the Premier's Reading Challenge.

Raising the bat, bunk beds, and the Mortadella vs. Devon debate.

Salutations, spare undies, and some deep yeeros lore.

A realty update, fizzy theft, and the chicken Kyiv/Kiev.

Hamburgers, couch surfers, and a much needed mea culpa.

The 12 Pubs of Christmas, KFC's all time cock-up, and our definitive Christmas carols rankings.

Sleep in the eyes, Brother McGlade, and a nod to the skater dudes.

Dibber dobbers, hood Chinese, and TK's new favourite kitchen appliance.

Caramel mud, the Legend of the Gobbos, and the politics of length.

Skip sees red, Bert gets scammed, and the world's largest PDF File.

The public John, the dying Darling, and the two-horse race for NYC's top job.

Ancient buns, Farmhouse Gold, and the boys' search for a couchian saviour.

Staffy etiquette, secret steamed buns, and a demolition in our future.

Jack & Jill, the Ranch 2.0 (shit name), and a lesson in pronunciation.

Bonus episode paying homage to the greatest of the Roman Emperors.

Health concerns, fizzy drinks, and puppeteer police checks.

Police horses, small talk, and TK's hip-flask adventures.

A championing of note, Journey's twink, and Nathan Bracken's v-plate confession.

Butter Chicken Burrito, dream barred line-up, and the Sunday Roast.

Ploughman's Lunch, dippy Dave, and the Mayor of Parramatta.

Plumbing concerns, a hustle-off for the ages, and a Ripstik down memory lane.

A well-seasoned back, a couple of Euro lodgers, and the quest for a monkey-laden jumper.

Italian glory, social dances, and the case for Khe Sanh

Brewery tales, sausage dreams, and the shoulders of billies.

Mystery mail, the decline of the Hog, and the art of chess.

Bonox, year-long coughs, and imagined idioms.

Scaredy cat posties, all-time snacks, and Smudge's sex-symbol rebirth.

Ibis justice, AI translations, and the battle of the Prime Ministerial brows.

Avocado handling etiquette, Market Day, and the ethics of bus stop posters.

Limbo, the Iron Chef, and the age old question of bonnet vs durag.

The etymology of "discharge", the Antipope, and a trip down indecent exposure lane.

Public toilet hygiene, the death of Skype, and Home Ice Cream nostalgia.

The brothers break-down a historic ALP victory as it happens.

Ageless barbers, Anzac Day yarns, and a compulsion for phallic comparisons.

Couch conundrums, papacy contenders, and the global prominence of the bush.

Oil paintings, Zulfiqar Babar, and a surprise sample of TK's original music.

Dressing gowns, thickshakes and the Datsun 260Z.

Ethnic Community Clubs, Four Weddings and the GOAT Pope.

Gold pocket-watches, five-car pile-ups and the hair/teeth conundrum.

Skadoo cravings, digital pets and a rapid papal ascension.

LMS tales, medical blind spots and all-white revivals of all-black musicals.