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Knife in a Bag

Welcome to Knife in a Bag, a comedy podcast where we find the funny in life’s everyday absurdities. From debates about toothpaste etiquette to bizarre grocery store tales, nothing is too trivial to become hilariously ridiculous. Tune in for laughs, quirky conversations, and a fresh take on the ordinary!

  1. 34

    Missed Us? We’ve Been Avoiding Scams

    Back from a break, and naturally, we’re talking about how we’d get scammed. MLMs, fake emails, you name it.

  2. 33

    Why We’d Get Cancelled

    This episode, we spill the tea on ourselves. What would get us cancelled?

  3. 32

    A Quick Ode to Our Dads

    In this short and sweet episode, we share why our dads are the best all in just 23 minutes.

  4. 31

    Hot Girl Summer... and Humpty Dumpty?

    We start off with our favorite songs of the summer and somehow end up spiraling into childhood nursery rhymes and classic TV shows. It’s a nostalgia trip.

  5. 30

    The Happiest Mess on Earth

    Our 30th episode is filled with pixie dust, park drama, and laugh-out-loud memories from our big Disney trip!

  6. 29

    Travel Buddies or Enemies?

    We're taking a trip. Let’s talk travel vibes and the chaos we bring.

  7. 28

    Bugs & Bites

    Whether it crawled, flew, or jumped—we’re talking about all the little things that sparked big reactions.

  8. 27

    Dream Houses & Tiny Joys: The Unhinged Episode

    This week, we build our dream houses—with zero logic—and share the oddly specific things that never fail to make us smile.

  9. 26

    Discrimination & Dream Tracklists

    In this episode, we open up about our personal experiences with discrimination, then lighten the mood by crafting our fantasy 10-song debut albums—from songs we love but didn’t write.

  10. 25

    Stream Queens & Burger Nightmares

    In Episode 25, we crown the best streaming service and swap horror stories from the dining scene—including a frozen burger we’ll never forget.

  11. 24

    Daylight, Green Things, and Growing Up

    This week, we're embracing the extra daylight and figuring out what to do with it. We also dive into what the color green reminds us of (money? frogs?), and wrap it up with the little moments that made us feel like full-fledged adults -- whether we wanted to or not.

  12. 23

    Disney Villains We’d Slay As & Our Personal Roman Empires

    In this episode, we embrace our villain era by deciding which Disney villains we’d be and dive into our personal "Roman Empires"—the random obsessions we just can’t stop thinking about. From animated evil to deep-cut fixations, we’re exposing it all!

  13. 22

    Why Are We Like This? Red Flags & Ugly Cries

    This week, we get real about our biggest red flags—because self-awareness is key, right? We also share the absolute dumbest reasons we’ve ever cried. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and maybe a little self-reflection!

  14. 21

    Dear Younger Me: Advice & Aging Reality Checks

    In this episode, we reflect on the advice we’d give our younger selves and the little things that make us feel ancient.

  15. 20

    Celeb Egos & Our Rom-Com Obsessions

    This week, we spill the tea on celebrities we think have the biggest egos—who’s got main character syndrome in real life? Plus, we gush over our favorite rom-coms and the tropes we’ll never get tired of!

  16. 19

    Living in Our Favorite Worlds & Love Languages

    This week, we imagine ourselves as characters in our favorite fictional worlds—Twilight, Bridgerton, and beyond. Would we thrive or totally ruin the plot? Plus, we explore our love languages and what they say about us!

  17. 18

    From Restaurant Wars to Healthcare Woes

    This week, we dive into the ultimate showdown: Chili’s vs. Olive Garden—who takes the crown for chain restaurant supremacy? We also share some of our most impulsive purchases (and whether they were worth it). Oh, and prepare for a passionate tangent about the American healthcare system—it’s a ride you won’t want to miss!

  18. 17

    TikTok Bans and First Concert Memories

    This week, we dive into the buzz around the TikTok ban. Then, we take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about our very first concert together—epic vibes, unforgettable moments, and a whole lot of nostalgia!

  19. 16

    Do-Overs and Freaky Friday Fantasies

    In this episode, we imagine what it’d be like to relive a day from our lives and share the moments we’d want to experience all over again. Plus, what would happen if we switched bodies for a day?

  20. 15

    2024 Highlights and 2025 Goals

    We’re looking back on our favorite moments of 2024 and sharing what we hope to achieve in 2025. From memories to milestones, join us as we wrap up the year and dream big for the next one!

  21. 14

    Our Gift Shopping Struggles & Spotify Wrapped Wins

    In this episode, we share our adventures in gift shopping—from hits to misses—and break down our Spotify Wrapped results. Did our playlists reveal anything surprising?

  22. 13

    The Perfect Day & the Not-So-Perfect Gifts

    This week, we’re sharing stories about the best and worst gifts we’ve ever received. Plus, we’re painting a picture of our ultimate perfect days—would they live up to the hype?

  23. 12

    Nice or Naughty? Ranking the Wicked-est Characters

    In this episode, we reveal who made our naughty and nice lists this year—no one is safe! Then, we dive into all things Wicked, ranking our favorite songs and characters from the new movie.

  24. 11

    Thanksgiving Food MVPs & Smash or Pass Shenanigans

    In this episode, we crown the MVP of Thanksgiving food—turkey, stuffing, or something unexpected? Then, things get spicy with a game of Smash or Pass.

  25. 10

    Fun Facts & Fictional Worlds We’d Call Home (or Not)

    In our 10th episode, we share 10 facts about ourselves and explore the fictional worlds we’d love to call home—and those we’d avoid at all costs. Dive in for fun insights and imaginative adventures!

  26. 9

    Cozy Moments & Small wins

    In this heartwarming episode, we share the cozy things that make life feel extra special and the small wins we’re thankful for. From fuzzy socks to finding spare change, join us as we celebrate the little comforts and victories that bring warmth and joy to everyday life.

  27. 8

    Pay Me to Do That! + Our Silliest Gratitudes

    In this episode, we’re talking about the things we’d only do for a paycheck, plus a list of strange little things we’re actually grateful for. Tune in for some laughs and surprising insights into what makes us tick!

  28. 7

    True Crime Obsessions & Ghostly Regrets

    This week, we question the ethics of true crime obsessions and dive into what our unfinished business would be if we were ghosts. Spooky and thought-provoking!

  29. 6

    Biggest Fears & The Ultimate Showdown: Vampires vs. Werewolves

    Dive into our biggest fears and help us settle the age old debate: vampires vs. werewolves.

  30. 5

    Costume Fails & Horror Movie Tales

    This week, we dive into hilarious costume disasters and the struggles of finding plus-sized options in costume shops. Plus, we share our favorite horror films and why we love them. Get ready for spooky fun and some fashion frustrations!

  31. 4

    Ghostly Encounters & Candy Confessions

    In this episode, we dive into eerie paranormal experiences that will give you chills, followed by a light-hearted debate about our favorite and least favorite Halloween candy. Tune in for the spookiest stories and the sweetest (and sourest) candy takes!

  32. 3

    Simulations & Friendships

    In this episode of Knife in a Bag, we dive into those bizarre moments that make us question if we’re all living in a simulation. Plus, we reflect on our own friendship—how it’s grown, the struggles we’ve faced, and why we’re still laughing after all these years.

  33. 2

    Food Favorites & AI Takeover Fears

    In this episode of Knife in a Bag, we dish on our favorite food spots and determine whether AI is destined to take over humanity-- It's a mix of laughs, fast food cravings, and just a little existential dread.

  34. 1

    Toothpaste & Grocery stores

    In our first episode of "Knife in a Bag," we tackle the big question: Should you squeeze toothpaste from the middle or the bottom? Plus, we recount some hilariously absurd grocery store adventures. Everyday life has never been this ridiculous. Tune in for laughs and a dash of chaos!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Knife in a Bag, a comedy podcast where we find the funny in life’s everyday absurdities. From debates about toothpaste etiquette to bizarre grocery store tales, nothing is too trivial to become hilariously ridiculous. Tune in for laughs, quirky conversations, and a fresh take on the ordinary!

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