Landover Baptist 60 Second Sermon Podcasts and More!

Video footage of Pastor Deacon Fred at the 2007 AAI Convention with Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens

Cages for Christ teams up with campers at this year's Vacation Bible Gun Camp to assemble cushioned kennels, piddle pads, pooper scoopers and more for Mexican children on the border

Just a brief word to Landover Baptist mothers out there who might have homesick little nancy boys registered for this year's Vacation Bible Gun Camp

Clips from Pastor's hunt for the Wiccan Queen, Big Birtha!

Pastor makes a desperate plea for 5,000 Aborted Human Fetuses to cover the grand exit room of this year's Halloween Hell House!

Pastor takes you on a short tour of Bubba's Farm on the first day of WICCAN Hunting Season!

Pastor Prays for President Trump and his virginal wife!

Pastor reminds us that folks down in Florida won't have any idea why God did this to them unless they have a Bible to read!

Pastor Deacon Fred is excited about WICCA Hunting season this year. He quotes his favorite Bible verse, Malachi 2:3 - the one where God uses DUNG ans a weapon of choice. It reminds Pastor of what he'd love to do with a stinking pile of WICCA dung!

Pastor Deacon Fred has nothing but words of praise for Rev. Osteen for following in Noah’s footsteps by refusing anyone on board unless they have a ticket!

Deacon Fred takes you on a tour of Bubba's Farm as he surveys the area for evidence of Wicca!

Pastor Harry Hardwick Damns Secular Humanists to Hell on the Jack E Jett Show!

Deacon Fred Rebukes Disney's Movie: UP!

Deacon Fred joins Wolf and the morning crew at WPYX New York to talk news, entertainment, and field calls from angry listeners!

Wiccan hunting season is a glorious time for Baptists everywhere, it is our chance to fight Satan and his followers right on Lucifer's Birthday, Halloween!

If you define crazy as someone who substitutes science and logic for reliable heresay, Atheists should be locked in a loony bin!

People ask us why we put Jesus' face on a Thong! Well, it is quite a simple reason actually!

The only people more cunning than Jehovah's Witnesses at recruiting, are the homosexuals!

Pastor Deacon Fred is a man of his word. He has called upon major sponsors to assist in a pot luck supper to support church members who will chain themselves to the doors of multiplex theaters in order to prevent unsaved people from seeing the next witchcraft training movie, Harry Potter.

Pastor Deacon Fred lets attends a sin screen of the latest Spiderman movie and reveals to True Christians everywhere what the movie is really about.

Pastor Deacon Fred lets folks know why unsaved people should not be welcome in church, even on Easter Sunday.

Pastor Deacon Fred stays true to the Bible and gives a young man absolute Biblical advice on where God is going to send his retarded sister after she passes from this world.

Pastor Deacon Fred helps young ladies by giving tips on saving their virginity during Spring Break!

Pastor Deacon Fred recounts his terrifying Saint Patrick's Day children's sermon

Pastor Deacon Fred reads a traditional Baptist Children's Christmas Poem for your enjoyment and edification!

Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to share Jesus Christ with an Injun!

Free leftover holiday meals will be served to the homeless who confess Christ and sign an agreement

Who would have thoguht that something as innocent as breastfeeding could invite Lucifer into your home?

Nothing makes God more sick than people who don't have a clue as to what they really believe in!

Ever wonder why Chinese people talk funny? The Bible has the answers that science can't explain! Glory to God!

Deacon Fred explains Landover's battle with the Federal Government on allowing the church to "suffer not a witch to live."

Pastor Deacon Fred cuts a radio promotion for a nationwide simultaneous book burning on October 31st at every Baptist Church in America

We hope to have ynsaved kids so frightened out of their wits this Halloween, they will sign their lives over to Christ just to make it stop

Pastor Deacon Fred calls on everyone to fight Liberals at the voting machines, as Demoncrats are more dangerous that the Devil himself!

Pastor remembers remembers the precious times he shared with young Johnny down in the church basement

Are we going to stop believing that folks lived to be 900 years old, that people can fly, that unicorns existed, and that the world is flat, just because some scientists say it isn't so? I don't think so! Praise Jesus!

Pastor Deacon Fred gives you a personal announcement regarding the official release of Landover Baptist's new book: Welcome to Jesusland from Time Warner Books

Pastor Deacon Fred reads the article: Rectums, The Resort of Choice for Well Traveled Demons, from Landover Baptist's new book, Welcome to Jesusland

Satan Makes Slut-Spotting Easy by Tagging Trailer Park Harlots with Easy-to-Spot Sequins

The Sons of Noah Used Flying Dinosaurs to Transport Animals From Remote Regions of the Earth

An important sermonn regarding the dangers of breastfeeding being a gateway sin!

Pastor gives advice on how best to trap a live WICCAN

The Hetero Choir joins Pastor in an old fashioned sing-along.

Pastor steals back the tune Bob Dylan stole from Jesus.