Let's Get Biblical

This episode, Jonathan and Aisha dig into the original tale of sibling rivalry, betrayal, and a little bit of haute couture: Joseph and his infamous technicolor dream drip. Was he really God’s chosen favorite, or just the first influencer to flex his fit way too hard on the family timeline? From being tossed in a pit like last week’s leftovers, to running Egypt’s grain game like a divine Costco manager, Joseph’s story has it all — jealousy, false accusations, and a glow-up that would make Tyra Banks proud. WARNING: This is NOT a Bible study. But it might explain why your little brother still brings up that one time you stole his hoodie in 2007.Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND SHAREHAVE A BIBLE STORY YOU WANT TO HEAR US TALK ABOUT?email: [email protected] or slide into the Lawd’s DMs on Insta @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW US ON:INSTAGRAM: / @letsgetbiblicalpodYOUTUBE: / @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW AISHA ALFA ON INSTAGRAM: @aishaalfaFOLLOW JONATHAN GILES ON INSTAGRAM: @jgileswrites

Sex, fire, and salty side chicks — this week, Jonathan and Aisha unpack the infamous story of Sodom and Gomorrah. Was it really about “sin in the city,” or just God getting fed up with HOA violations and late rent? From Lot offering up his daughters like they were Groupon vouchers, to his wife pulling the ultimate over-the-shoulder glance and turning into a permanent seasoning, we’re asking: what’s the moral here? Is it “don’t look back,” “mind your business,” or just “don’t vacation in places that smell like brimstone?"Produced by: Aisha Alfa, Jonathan Giles & NIce To Meet You ProductionsEdited by: Scotty Guenther WARNING: This is NOT a Bible study. But it is a cautionary tale about why you shouldn’t mix tequila shots, bad decisions, and an angelic Airbnb.Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND SHAREHAVE A BIBLE STORY YOU WANT TO HEAR US TALK ABOUT?email: [email protected] or slide into the Lawd’s DMs on Insta @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW US ON:INSTAGRAM: / @letsgetbiblicalpodYOUTUBE: / @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW AISHA ALFA ON INSTAGRAM: @aishaalfaFOLLOW JONATHAN GILES ON INSTAGRAM: @jgileswrites

Look, we know.–it's been a minute. But we're out here living our best soft-girl summers. So, we're bringing you a quick mini-episode so you know we're still alive! Enjoy and we'll get the rest of season 1 to you ASAP. We promise!

Get ready for Biblical heartbreak and bad decisions, because this week, Jonathan and Aisha dive into the tragic tale of Samson: God's original muscle-bound man and how his hoe phase kept him just two punchcard holes away from a free line-up at Supercuts.And let's not forget his boo thang, Delilah. Was she the queen of betrayal or did she get caught up in a situationship with a side of scissoring? WARNING: This is NOT a Bible study. But we will try to find a moral you can use to explain why you texted your ex after lifting weights and listening to Destiney's Childs “Bills, Bills, Bills” on repeat.Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND SHAREHAVE A BIBLE STORY YOU WANT TO HEAR US TALK ABOUT?email: [email protected] or slide into the Lawds DMs on Insta @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW US ON:INSTAGRAM: / @letsgetbiblicalpodYOUTUBE: / @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW AISHA ALFA ON INSTAGRAM: @aishaalfaFOLLOW JONATHAN GILES ON INSTAGRAM: @jgileswrites

Jonathan tells Aisha the story of Noah and the Ark and there may be a few leaks along the way. And yes… they did talk about that scene where he passes out naked and things get real weird . Expect divine chaos, surprise animals, with a side of water damage.WARNING: This is NOT a Bible study. But we will try to find a moral that you can quote in your next apology email to your church group when they find out you've been sneaking snacks when you were supposed to be fasting.Note: It was Lot not Noah who had a thing with his daughter. Jonathan isn't the first to misinterpret the Bible and he won't be the last. Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND SHAREHAVE A BIBLE STORY YOU WANT TO HEAR US TALK ABOUT?email: [email protected] or slide into the Lawds DMs on Insta @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW US ON:INSTAGRAM: / @letsgetbiblicalpodYOUTUBE: / @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW AISHA ALFA ON INSTAGRAM: @aishaalfaFOLLOW JONATHAN GILES ON INSTAGRAM: @jgileswrites

Jesus turns water into wine, and Jonathan and Aisha turn a simple miracle into a full-on theological mess as they spiral gloriously off-topic chasing answers, Jonathan let's a little secret slip, and they try to figure out what kind of party needs 180 gallons of cabernet. Spoiler: it’s the kind of party we’d definitely attend.WARNING: This is NOT a Bible study. But as always we attempt to find a moral you can repeat when explaining to your auntie why you're "All up in her business."Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND SHAREHAVE A BIBLE STORY YOU WANT TO HEAR US TALK ABOUT?email: [email protected] or slide into the Lawds DMs on Insta @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW US ON:INSTAGRAM: / @letsgetbiblicalpodYOUTUBE: / @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW AISHA ALFA ON INSTAGRAM: @aishaalfaFOLLOW JONATHAN GILES ON INSTAGRAM: @jgileswrites

Hallelujah! It's Jonathan and Aisha's first show and they do their best not to upset the saints as they answer all the questions about Adam and Eve that you didn't know you wanted to know. Did they name all the animals? Do men have an extra rib?What if snakes had legs and were human sized? Why did the animals have to leave the garden. Also, can Aisha dance to praise music? All this and more will be answered on this episode. Warning: This is NOT a Bible study, but we'll always try come up with a moral for you to share with HR when they call you into the office to discuss your after work activities on OnlyFans.HAVE A BIBLE STORY YOU WANT TO HEAR US TALK ABOUT?email: [email protected]: / @letsgetbiblicalpodYOUTUBE: / @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW AISHA ALFA ON INSTAGRAM: @aishaalfaFOLLOW JONATHAN GILES ON INSTAGRAM: @jgileswrites

Bless up and Hallelujah! Comedians Aisha Alfa and Jonathan Giles are here to finally answer the prayers that you did not ask for. Jonathan (who grew up religious) tells Aisha (who did not) stories from the Bible as he remembers them. They'll get into some of the hilarious, unbelievable and sometimes problematic stories you love the most. Warning: This is NOT a Bible study, but they'll always try come up with a moral for you to share with that co-worker who told you that everyone was grabbing drinks after work ... and it just ended up being the two of you in an Applebees.If You're New Follow us ► http://alturl.com/qwsvgHAVE A BIBLE STORY YOU WANT TO HEAR US TALK ABOUT?email: [email protected] INSTAGRAM: / @letsgetbiblicalpodYOUTUBE: / @letsgetbiblicalpodFOLLOW AISHA ALFA ON INSTAGRAM: @aishaalfaFOLLOW JONATHAN GILES ON INSTAGRAM: @jgileswrites🟢 SPOTIFY » http://alturl.com/8ahqz🧪 YOUTUBE » http://alturl.com/buefj❤️ iHeartRadio » http://alturl.com/kkmqz🍎 APPLE PODCASTS » ‎http://alturl.com/h3mwj📢 AMAZON MUSIC »http://alturl.com/7uxxh#letsgetbiblicalpod #letsgetbiblicalpodcast #aishaalfa #jonathangiles #biblestories #comedy