Lies My Podcast Told Me

In this extended holiday episode, we begin with a discussion of the infamous slasher classic "Silent Night, Deadly Night", including Dustin, Ky & Titus. Then we conclude with a fond look back at last year's Christmas podcast with Dustin & Titus. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this terrifying Halloween episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus drink spiced rum and discuss vampires of all stripes in pop culture, from manga like "Hellsing" and "Vampire Hunter D", to classic bloodsuckers like Bram Stoker's "Dracula", to more modern interpretations like "The Strain", "True Blood" and the "Underworld" and "Twilight" series. That's appropriately kooky! And it's absolutely free! So you're welcome! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this terrifying Halloween episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus drink spiced rum and discuss vampires of all stripes in pop culture, from manga like "Hellsing" and "Vampire Hunter D", to classic bloodsuckers like Bram Stoker's "Dracula", to more modern interpretations like "The Strain", "True Blood" and the "Underworld" and "Twilight" series. That's appropriately kooky! And it's absolutely free! So you're welcome! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this terrifying Halloween episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus drink spiced rum and discuss vampires of all stripes in pop culture, from manga like "Hellsing" and "Vampire Hunter D", to classic bloodsuckers like Bram Stoker's "Dracula", to more modern interpretations like "The Strain", "True Blood" and the "Underworld" and "Twilight" series. That's appropriately kooky! And it's absolutely free! So you're welcome! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this particularly amazing episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss the rising costs of their favorite things (like board games and action figures), and how they, as functioning adults, balance their consumerist greed with their innate desires to maintain healthy interpersonal relationships. They mostly fail at this. Also: don't touch Dustin's shit. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this exciting episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss the latest Garth Brooks album, the classic series of "Zatoichi" films and the American Rutger Hauer-starring remake "Blind Fury", then they spend ten minutes talking about how racist the "Star Wars" saga is. Enjoy it! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this delightfully stupid episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss former sane person Frank Miller's descent into four-color madness, the ridiculous mini-series "Spider-Man: Reign", and why "Gotham" is a terrible television program. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this rather uninteresting episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss last year's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" live action movie. That's pretty much it. There may be a little comic book discussion in there somewhere, maybe a little derision aimed at the objectively terrible "Spider-Man: Reign" mini-series from several years ago, and maybe a little shade thrown Frank Miller's way. Who can say? http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin and Titus discuss nostalgia, the magic of childhood, the magic of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and her bountiful... talents, burlesque, museums, burlesque museums, racism, and time travel. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin & Titus are back, and this time they're talking about how the early days of cable television made men out of them both with copious depictions of crude sex acts filmed with soft focus lenses that would air after midnight on their family TV sets once upon a time. Sure, nudity is only a click away in this day and age, but back in the day you had to work for your porn. There's also a discussion about how much the internet has utterly ruined the human race. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this stimulating episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus somehow become embroiled in a conversation about the classic NBC sitcom "Frasier", which inexplicably segues into a frank discussion of racism in modern America. Then "Robocop" happens. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin & Titus drink bourbon and gab about HBO's "True Detective", Peter Capaldi's freshman series of "Doctor Who", the miracle of high speed internet, the past, the future, and the inherent wrongness of beautiful women cosplaying as a "sexy" version of fictional child molester and dream invader Freddy Krueger. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin & Titus sit in a noisy leather sofa and discuss how TV's "Smallville" was a ten-year-long waste of time, how much the immensely popular Showtime series "Dexter" really sucks, the advantages of shuffling sandwiches like a Scooby Doo character, the legendary "Double Dragon" movie, and the majestic weirdness of David Lynch's "Dune" film adaptation. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In part two of this festive holiday podcast, Dustin & Titus finish that bottle of 103 proof bourbon and talk about what they really want for Christmas, the maturity that comes with age, and the unbreakable bonds of their friendship. Then everything degenerates into drunken misunderstanding and semi-coherent yelling, just like any other worthwhile family holiday gathering. Merry Christmas! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In part one of this lovely holiday-themed podcast, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss their past holiday memories, why "Santa Claus: The Movie" is the greatest Christmas move ever made, the popularity of old Godzilla toys, burlesque museums, the Lord Of The Rings movies, objectification of women, and more as they drink an entire bottle of 103 proof bourbon. Merry Christmas! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin, Ky & Titus discuss some of their favorite television programs, the secret lives of the dwarves of Erebor, the troubling lack of diversity on "Supernatural", the glory of Ric Flair, the career of that guy who directed "Donnie Darko", and a (real) black serial killer. And spoiler alert: white people really like "The Wire". It's a real humdinger! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this super serious episode, your hosts Dustin, Titus & Ky have a frank discussion about race relations in today's America. And they hate "The Jazz Singer". A lot. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this special 75th episode, Dustin & Titus discuss one of their favorite movies: Clive Barker's maligned masterpiece "Nightbreed". Recently restored in a beautiful director's cut courtesy of Scream Factory, the film holds a very special place in the hearts of both hosts, and they have a heartfelt conversation about both the film itself and what it means to them. Happy Halloween! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this gorgeous episode, Dustin & his pal Titus briefly talk about Fantastic Fest, the annual film festival and nerd gathering in Austin, Texas, but the topic quickly changes to comic books! Your hosts reveal their favorite comic book characters and their reasons for choosing them, and they also discuss the current state of funny books as a whole. Enjoy this. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this exciting episode, Dustin & Ky are joined by Titus & Laura, and they discuss the never-ending march of "Hobbit" movies, the terrible television shows "The Walking Dead" and "Lost", the terror of living alone in an isolated location, Tom Clancy's "Rainbow Six", and their mutual love of The Spice Girls. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this terribly exciting episode, Dustin & Ky discuss John Waters and his hitchhiking adventure, poisoned apples, the fates of retired celebrity animals, the origins of glue, and the twisted secret lives of the troubled Wilson family. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin is drunk, Ky is buzzed, and together they babble about beloved classic television series "Three's Company", not-so-beloved television series "Will & Grace", former human being Cindy Crawford, tribbles, and errant wigs. A smelly pug haunts the episode. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this exciting, all-new episode, Dustin & Ky sit around, drink some bourbon, and discuss stuff... and things. Stuff like blogging and podcasts! Things like Tumblr and how it's destroying the world as it consumes our very souls! Happy American Independence Day, everybody! BONUS: Etsy discussion! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin & Titus engage in a late-night, alcohol-fueled conversation covering such diverse topics as internet pornography, Dolly Parton, the movies "Bulworth" and "Bowfinger", flesh lights, technology, expensieve animatronic samurai heads, and the very future of the human race. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin, Titus & Laura have a touching discussion about video games, music, and growing up in plastic closets. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this over-long episode, Dustin is hanging out with Titus & Laura. A Frankenstein's monster of a bourbon is imbibed. The 'Matrix" motion picture trilogy is discussed. Screaming occurs. 'The Beatles Rock Band' is discussed, but not played. Titus is consumed with rage. And there is much sandwich yearning. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin, Titus & Laura sit around and talk about Patrick Swayze movies, Bobby Brown, Superman's growing pains, and the life and times of Johnny Depp. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this timely episode, Dustin & Titus discuss the "Ghostbusters" movies, delicious Twix candy, the current state of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and AIDS, which is never not funny. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this controversial episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss such hot button issues as evolution, conservationism, karaoke, and anger management. Also, they discover a genuine miracle on a late-night infomercial. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

This is the final round of Dustin & Ky's ultimate battle of outdated television supremacy! Who will win? Who will be crowned the King Of TV Trivia? Find out! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

This is the penultimate round of the ultimate duel of television trivia supremacy! It's incredibly exciting. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Welcome to round eight of the ultimate battle for television trivia supremacy! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

This is round seven of the ultimate battle of pointless television trivia! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Welcome to round six of the internet's ultimate battle for pointless television trivia supremacy! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

It's the fifth round of Dustin & Ky's amazing battle for ultimate television trivia supremacy! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

This is round 4 of the pulse-pounding ultimate television trivia death match, featuring your hosts Dustin & Ky! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Welcome to round 3 of the ultimate television trivia death match between your hosts Dustin & Ky! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

The television trivia death match continues as Dustin & Ky duel for ultimate supremacy! (Round Two Of Ten) http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

The ultimate television trivia death match begins, as Ky & Dustin face off for ultimate pointless knowledge supremacy! (Round One Of Ten) http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this delightful installment, Dustin & Ky drink a lot of bourbon while they watch the Golden Globe Awards. That's pretty much it. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this bizarre episode, your usual hosts Dustin & Ky are joined by returning guests Titus & Laura, and at Titus' urging, Dustin shares a tale or two from his days as a filthy liar, most notably his quest to own a signed copy of Bruce Campbell's autobiography... at any cost. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Your hosts Dustin & Ky are joined once again by old friends Titus & Laura as they discuss comic books, calendars, the music of Jimi Hendrix, Titus' recent windfall, and the upcoming remake of "Robocop" in this treat for the new year! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this special 50th episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky celebrate Christmas the only way they know how: by getting black-out drunk and watching Univision. While their minds are slowly dissolved by distilled spirits, they discuss various Christmas-themed movies, including "Santa Claus: The Movie" and "Ernest Scared Stupid". It's a holly jolly gift for drunken boys and girls all over the world! http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss the origins of modern steel smelting practices, watch "All In The Family", talk about nudity on TV, drink some old, terrible tequila, and Dustin has a nervous breakdown. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this thoughtful episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss the rise of Christianity in Europe throughout the Dark Ages, and how this new religion changed the pagan tribes of the region forever. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Your hosts Dustin & Ky are joined once again by Titus & Laura to discuss cannibalism, dogs & cats, the glory of "Piranha 3D", and personal hygiene. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this lovely episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss the bands The Who and Lynyrd Skynyrd, discuss political commentator Rachel Maddow, the joys of leather pants, and praise their favorite pagan deity. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this terrifying episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky are joined by returning guests Titus & Laura for a bizarre conversation about Bruce Willis, Superman, hair pieces, wind, planetary supremacy, and Dracula. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this exciting episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss the startling similarities between Liam Neeson & Arnold Vosloo, the hard luck story of Wesley Snipes, the abomination that Kenny Rogers has become, Lance Henriksen's dwindling finances, the disturbing sexual proclivities of Donald Duck, and the perils of gambling. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

Dustin & Ky get drunk and discuss how pornography has evolved in their lifetime. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/