Life With No Warning

Isa talks about her recent experiences going out in paris and how going to bars here is honestly a gamble.One second you’re talking to some super artsy mysterious guy, the next second your friend is smashing a creepy old man’s phone.She spills all the tea about bar hopping in paris and how a night out can either be really fun... or turn into the worst story you’ve ever heard.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa explains how her casual nights in Paris somehow involve speed-running three wines, a beer, and a tequila shot like it’s a competitive sport.She then literally runs into the first guy she ever dated in Paris and starts wondering why he keeps spawning everywhere she goes. Very normal city behaviour, nothing cursed about it at all.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode, Isa spirals one last time before the new year. She recaps 2025 - the year she lovingly calls “my frontal lobe is actually developing” - aka the year of finally understanding herself (against her will).From chaotic dating in Paris to figuring out friendships and surviving questionable drunk nights, it’s reflective, slightly unhinged, and weirdly hopeful. Isa closes it out feeling delusional in the best way and cautiously optimistic about the new year.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Isa has a full existential spiral about adult friendships. She dishes out some actually useful tips on breaking the ice when you’re awkward, shy, or physically unable to make eye contact for more than three seconds.AND she reveals the social group she created to help lonely-but-cute people in Paris make friends, mingle, and pretend they’re not internally screaming. Overall: inspirational, chaotic, très chic.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, Isa gets real about friendships and feeling out of place — everywhere. After moving through eight countries, apparently, that does things to your sense of belonging.She talks about finally finding people who make her feel safe enough to actually be herself, which is terrifying but also kind of beautiful.Isa also dives into what it’s like to not feel fully fluent in either of her languages — not 100% Spanish, not 100% English — and how that weird in-between space has shaped the way she connects with people.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today, Isa spirals about Halloween, the internet and how her brain has been permanently altered by dating a Latino man.Everyone’s fake, nothing’s real and somehow she still cares about what her digital reflection thinks of her.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa had a dream about her barista and decided that obviously means she likes him. She confesses her dream-fuelled love. he says no.Now she’s spiralling and realizing maybe the icks she invents are why she’s chronically single. It’s delusion, rejection, and self-sabotage at its hottest.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa spirals about the curse of dating, and why men simply aren’t men anymore. She’s too nonchalant to care, too self-aware to date, and somehow still getting recognized from TikTok while having an existential crisis. Basically… just another fever dream.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ouija boards, demons, and the hat man…. Isa dives into spooky stories, bad decisions, and the sinister little moments that haunt her brain at night.Basically, if you ever wanted to feel like a ghost is lowkey staring at you while you sleep — this is the episode.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa talks about The Summer I Turned Pretty finale, where literally everyone on the show bullies Conrad just for being honest, Susannah would’ve approved. Also, Benito? Yeah… he can get it.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa’s room has mould, and apparently it’s awakened her inner therapist. Today’s sermon: heal yourself before you hoe yourself.Stop ignoring your feelings, stop dating weird men to distract yourself, sit in your lil mouldy room and cry about it. Big sister energy says: you’re not going to heal if you keep running away from the feelings you’re feeling right now.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Isa is back in Paris (again lol) and everything’s already falling apart… no electricity, no friends, no sense of stability. just pure chaos.Tune in for the glamorous life of a girl who can’t even charge her phone in her own apartment.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠TikTok:⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa unpacks why being alone isn’t the same as being lonely. She makes the case that once you actually get to know yourself, you stop chasing validation from random people.Turns out, your own company might be better than forced small talk.Follow Isa on:Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa spirals about how nothing hits like it used to. not her favorite shows, not painting, not even iced coffee (yeah, it’s that bad). We’re asking the big question: Is this depression... or have we just been on our phones since 2014? Expect serotonin shortages, doomscrolling confessions, and a group existential crisis with a side of giggles. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa dives headfirst into your worst dating stories because why heal from trauma when you can turn it into content? From getting high and frog-hunting with a guy, to discovering a loose chicken wing in a man’s pants (???), to being told you’re a solid 6.5 on someone’s date rating chart. Tune in for red flags, psychic damage, and whatever the opposite of romance is. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Isa dives into Harry Styles’ new sex toy line - because apparently touring wasn’t stimulating enough. Then she compares life in Mexico vs Europe: where water bottle caps don’t come off (??), people are somehow crankier and colder, and the general vibe is "please suffer in silence". We spiral, we heal, we sexually awaken to a silicone pear. Classic Monday. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode: You sent in your au pair horror stories and… y’all need therapy. From cannibal host moms to kids shoving you onto train tracks! Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We made it to 100 episodes… somehow. This week, Isa dyes her hair while her mom drops unexpected wisdom and answers the most random questions ever. Things get weird, the hair gets questionable, and we probably trauma bonded. Classic. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa talks about how deactivating her Instagram has been the best decision she's made in a while — fewer opinions, fewer strangers yelling into the void, and way more peace of mind. We get into how the internet has basically made everyone a clone of the last video they watched, and how exhausting that can be. Individuality? Hanging on by a thread. Also… Isa just turned 24. Is it too early for a midlife crisis? Maybe. Are we having one anyway? Definitely. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Isa talks about her journey through rebound nation and how her most recent hook-up left her feeling like a hollowed-out Capri Sun. Her sister jumps in randomly throughout the episode to offer emotional support. we talk healing, delusion, and why rebounding is basically just emotional meth. Is she thriving? Is she spiralling? Both. Always tune in. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Isa drags her friend Camille to psychoanalyze each other by trauma bonding. They try to guess each other’s “life lessons they’ve learnt after living in Paris for a year, aka things they should have learned but probably didn't. It's like therapy, but with worse advice and no copay. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hi, I’m Isa and this is my 8th shot of the night. Things are blurry, I took scissors to my hair and emerged with bangs, delusion, and a god complex. Then I hit the streets, flirted with 47 men, just to bum a cig. Mission accomplished. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Isa spirals (again) — but like, cute-spiraling — about the eternal curse of growing up shy. She breaks down why outgoing people act like shy people are cryptids in the woods, and how being quiet doesn’t mean you’re plotting their downfall?? Spoiler: she’s literally just trying not to pass out from saying “hi.” Isa also has an existential friendship crisis (classic) and wonders if she’ll ever find her people or if she’s just doomed to be the mysterious background character forever. Vibes are sad girl hour meets accidental comedy. Tune in for the overshare. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Barista Bae kissed her ONCE and now she’s swearing off love like it’s dairy. Is Isa entering her celibate monk era or just in deep denial? Will she ever date, text back, or even make eye contact again? Tune in for confusion, overanalysing, and a breakdown or two - probably. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Isa accidentally “flirts” her way into the barista’s Instagram and spirals into an existential crisis about dating again (love is dead but maybe iced oat lattes aren’t?). We also talk about James Charles getting cancelled for the 73rd time, Evan Johnson rotting in jail where he BELONGS, and Kayla living her best, most feral free-woman life. It’s chaos, it’s healing, it’s legally questionable—so basically, a perfect episode. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa and her sister accidentally befriend a guy barista (?) and get roped into one of those random "questions about guys" TikTok videos filmed on the street (painfully awkward). Also, casual announcement: MY SISTER IS MOVING TO PARIS?! We’re spiraling. Grab a coffee (or three) and cry-laugh with us. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠⁠ @isa.jorio⁠⁠ TikTok:⁠⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa and Monique discuss why Love Island is their roman empire and how a man can go from ‘he’s so hot omg’ to ‘this dude needs to shut the hell up’ in 0.2 seconds. Beauty fades, the ick is forever. Follow Isa on: Instagram:⁠ @isa.jorio⁠ TikTok:⁠ @isaaapisaaa⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week’s episode, Isa rants about how dressing like a little boy from 2003 doesn’t make her gay, and how people need to stop playing Fashion Police x Sexuality Detective.Just because she moves her hands a certain way doesn’t mean she’s into your cousin, Karen. Mind your business. Let people wear what they want and be who they are - unless they’re wearing toe shoes. Then, judgment is allowed. STOP.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa got a bone to pick with the universe - because why does NO ONE have a crush on her? And to make matters worse, she's in a battle of emotions with the ghost of a guy she cut out of her life... but for some reason, he still won't leave her head.It's a whirlwind of frustration, self-reflection, and trying to move on from something that’s been haunting her thoughts.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reading body language and unpacking self-sabotage, because who doesn’t love to ruin their own life every now and then?Grab your snacks, it’s about to get awkward, hilarious, and uncomfortably relatable. Don’t worry, we’re all falling apart together.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa dishes out the harsh truth about breaking no contact: Don’t do it. You’ll feel stupid and just feed his ego.She also gets real about how, if she were a man, she’d be bonerless because nothing turns her on.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week’s episode, Isa dives into the importance of being comfortable with your own company. She reflects on how vital it is to focus on personal growth and self-love before diving into the world of dating.While dates can be fun, Isa shares that if you’re not feeling great about yourself or in a good mental space, jumping into relationships might not be the best move. After trying to date again following the end of her situationship, Isa opens up about how it wasn’t as exciting or fulfilling as she expected, reminding listeners that sometimes, being alone is the best way to rediscover yourself.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

So, what's new? Not much, just your girl unraveling in real time. Isa finally pulls the plug on the French guy - c'est fini - and let’s just say, she’s got some thoughts.Then, in a plot twist, she dives deep into the age-old debate: are platonic friendships or romantic relationships more important? Spoiler: platonic wins, even though sometimes they hurt more than a stubbed toe.Tune in for the vibes, the chaos, and maybe a few life lessons (but mostly just the vibes).Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa is surprisingly feeling the love this Valentine’s Day. She questions if boyfriends should ask their girlfriends to be their Valentine or if it’s a given.Plus, she spirals into a conversation about the trauma response of constantly wanting to start over and move on.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa takes you through everything you need to know about clubbing and bar hopping in Paris - now that she’s spent 7 months mastering the art of the night out in the city.From the best spots to hit to insider tips, she’s got you covered. And of course, no Parisian night out story is complete without a wild anecdote - Isa spills the tea on a recent night where she stumbled into Fashion Week models and somehow ended up getting into exclusive clubs for free.You won’t want to miss this one!Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa dives deep into the oddly fulfilling art of being a B friend. You know, the one who’s there, in the background, silently cheering you on.We lay out a list of reasons why being the background friend isn’t actually a curse. Spoiler: it might be more fun than being the main friend! But Isa had to spiral into a whole tangent about how some guy is definitely lowkey stalking her.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa’s embracing change - aka she got nipple piercings because, duh, it’s an instant hotness upgrade. Welcome to the club.Should you get them too? Probably, but let’s break it down. Meanwhile, she barely survived her death-trap Parisian apartment stairs, almost broke an elbow, and literally sliced her ass.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa is full-on crashing out over her love life because her situationship ended... like, is it even over? Literally question mark.Paris is supposed to be the city of love, but all it’s giving is emotional damage and overpriced coffee. Chaos, the delusions, and Isa trying to make sense of why boys in Paris are just as trash as boys everywhere else.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Isa goes all in on tarot readings and exposes the scam behind love readings - like, they’re just out here feeding our delusions and snatching our money. Period. Sure, it’s fun to believe, but let’s be real: no deck of cards is telling you when you’ll meet your soulmate.Isa’s on a mission to break the spell (literally) and stop us all from spiraling over vague predictions. Tune in for the hot takes, the hard truths, and a little tough love.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Isa and her sister Moni reunite and dive headfirst into chaos. Moni spills on how she bleached her eyebrows and got literally laughed at by strangers, while Isa talks about bleaching her hair and ending up with a full-on facial rash.Oh, and of course, we sprinkle in some classic drama because what’s a sibling catch-up without roasting bad decisions? Tune in for the laughs, the oversharing, and the questionable life choices.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week’s episode, Isa recounts the absolute chaos of being hungover on a flight (spoiler: it’s worse than you think) and how she almost got sued during her last night out with a friend who’s leaving Paris. It’s giving legal drama, emotional damage, and questionable life choices.Also, why are men so dramatic? Like, relax—you're not the main character. Tune in for the mess, the unsolicited opinions, and Isa trying (and failing) to keep it together.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Okay, so here’s the sitch: Luigi Mangione did murder a whole capitalist overlord, but like... why is he serving so hard while doing it? Is Isa wrong for thinking he’s fine?Meanwhile, in the we listen and we don’t judge safe zone - yes, Isa exposes some dark and gross stuff, but she's being her true, real self, and isn’t that supposed to be good? Like, isn’t it inspiring to just be yourself? And speaking of brain spirals, Isa is here spiralling over how edits have her fully tricked into finding ugly-cute hot now. Like, brainwashed 101.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Okay, buckle up, babes. This week’s episode is CHAOS™️. Isa’s life? Falling apart in real-time (again). She’s spiraling about whether she should stay in Paris and live her main character fantasy - or pack it all up, fly back home, and, like, commit to a soul-crushing 9-to-5. Is this adulthood or just emotional sabotage?But wait, there’s more. Her close friendship? On the verge of shattering because of an Instagram "close friend" war. Yes, you read that right. An online fight has turned into real-life beef, and Isa is DONE with how social media is the villain of everyone’s story. Like, why do we even have Instagram anymore? Mark Zuckerberg, I’m looking at you.Anyway, tune in to hear Isa unravel existential dread, friendship drama, and her questionable life choices, all while trying to decide if she’s Parisian enough to make this work. Spoiler: she’s not. It’s chaotic, it’s relatable, it’s Isa.Grab a coffee, cry with her, or just scream into the void. It’s therapeutic either way.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

So, like, Isa is SO late to the “Hear Me Out Cake” trend, it’s actually kind of embarrassing? But of course, she couldn’t resist, because she just had to expose herself.This week, she’s airing out her most mortifying crushes—like, we’re talking cartoon characters. DRAWINGS. Not real people. She explains why she likes them, and honestly, it’s a little concerning. Like... are we okay? Is she okay???But the real question is: Will she get cancelled for her absolutely deranged taste? Will anyone agree with her? Or are we all just here to judge her? (Spoiler: we’re here to judge.)Tune in for the mess. Bring snacks. Bring emotional support. We’re gonna need it.Play the episode, or don’t, but like... you’re probably gonna want to after this.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week’s Life With No Warning episode, things get... intense. We’re talking cigarette addictions (because why not?), the absolute betrayal of getting pimples in 2024 (really?), Paris snow that made us feel like our skin was melting off, and breaking news—Khalid is gay!Honestly, it’s a vibe. Tune in as we spiral, laugh, and pretend we have our lives together.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week's episode, Isa gets real about her urge to constantly hit "reset" on her life. After moving to 8 countries, she reveals how her instinct to escape kicks in whenever things go off-track.From impulsive haircuts (that never quite work out) to needing a fresh start, Isa dives into how these patterns of self-sabotage play into her bigger fears.She also opens up about the struggle of cutting ties with someone she’s been seeing – someone who just doesn't make her feel good anymore – and how that fuels her desire to run away to somewhere new. If you’ve ever felt like packing it all up and starting over, this one's for you!Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After some intense Instagram detective work, Isa accidentally stumbles upon the ex-girlfriend of the guy she’s been talking to - and she is not happy about it. Cue Isa’s dramatic pivot: she’s officially done with men.In a frustrated rant, she declares she’s joining the B4 Movement - a celibacy club for women who are simply too tired to deal with men anymore. “No Men, No Problems” from now on, and she’s ready to live her best, man-free life.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa talks about her tendency to unknowingly friendzone people and how she often misses cues when someone is flirting with her. She shares a story about going to a Halloween party with her sister, where they were the only ones dressed up, making them feel out of place.To make things more awkward, a random guy at the party assumed she was 16 and asked for her ID to confirm she was actually 23. Isa also discusses the hectic process of buying Tyler, the Creator tickets, which sold out in under five minutes—but she managed to secure hers.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Isa is joined by her sister, fresh off the plane in Paris for a visit. They dive into growing up chronically online from way too young - like, remember those old celebrity edits? Yeah, Moni used to make those...The sisters also spill on their mom’s “magic” onion water cure (Isa may or may not have thrown up from it), and swap stories about pregnancy scares and laugh envy - yes, they both dream of that loud, unapologetic laugh you hear across a room.It’s chaotic, it’s relatable, and it's basically everything you'd expect from two sisters with a ton of shared internet trauma and a love for oversharing.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Isa opens up about her deep emotions after hearing the devastating news of Liam Payne's passing, reflecting on her love for One Direction and its impact on her.But the mood quickly shifts as she recounts her wild Halloween Friday night in Paris — awkward metro rides while covered in fake blood, awkward stares (for celebrating a bit too early), and a night that spirals into mayhem: throwing up, barking at men, and dealing with some seriously creepy followers.Tune in for a raw, unfiltered, and emotional rollercoaster episode.Follow Isa on:Instagram: @isa.jorioTikTok: @isaaapisaaaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.