LNEMS Podcast

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This week, Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, Ro, and Rico have spirited conversations about the show’s biggest fans, kids today, and skin color. Courtney shares a story about her daughter’s interesting new friend at school, and the latest trouble her kindergartner’s gotten into. The show closes with Ro sharing life-changing news with everyone.

This week, Augie and Isaiah are again joined by Melissa and Rico. Augie’s parents call in to share a horrifying story about a family member that ends well. The resident safari guide educates everyone on what he’s learned about animals from Nat Geo Wild and Discovery Channel. Isaiah gets nostalgic and reports the news, explaining the latest on body hacks and superior humans (the animal expert weighs in here too). Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie and Isaiah kick it with Rico and Melissa. Augie and Melissa talk about their first time at a silent disco, then discuss everybody’s thoughts on the gay ear. Everyone gets an eye-opening as they learn about each other’s jealousies of the opposite sex. Rico keeps validating why everybody thinks he is weird. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, and Ro review Augie’s experience going to a VA hospital and having a hard time in the cafeteria. In the news, Courtney gives everyone the latest on two famous Scotts, and everybody second-guesses wanting to be an astronaut. Augie closes out the show with new Digital Confessions with a theme. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, and Ro recap Courtney’s standup debut at a big venue. Ro continues to educate everyone about the working world of comedy. In the news, Courtney sets everyone up for Yo Mama So Fat jokes with her report on Mama June’s health issues, then shows an example of how creativity can create some trouble with the law. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie kicks it with Courtney and Ro. Ro addresses the level of harassment against women that exists in the standup comedy world. Courtney has a lengthy talk about the plight of being a parent to two asshole children in 2016. In the news, Courtney reports on more student-teacher sex, and this time it involves an XBox. Also, she got a new car! Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Courtney, and Ro talk about past and current sexual histories, and why men who do housework get laid. Ro shares an amazing McDonald’s story, and Augie informally discusses his Superbowl Sunday. In the news, Courtney talks about Kanye West’s mentally instability and a real-life Doogie Howser. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro are accompanied by Jack. They talk about which gross behaviors are okay in front of a significant other, and Courtney shares a horrible story about shaving. The news segment shines the spotlight on strong vaginas and weak women. Isaiah once again proves that he has no heart. Kardashian drama and Digital Confessions take out the show. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro are joined by executive friend Jack. Courtney comes back on the show to talk about the horrors of being a parent, and Isaiah can’t wait to punch a teacher. Everyone learns that McDonald’s kale salads are unhealthy, and some medical professionals just can’t control their junk until the surgery is over. Augie ends the show with new Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Matt, Ro, and Melissa open their hearts for Valentine’s Day to some butt love--proctologist style. Augie talks about his latest appointment for his hemorrhoid issue and Matt puts in his two cents. Ro has a horrible story about a former lover that will make you think twice about dating a married man. Augie shares some digital confessions, and everybody eats Dove chocolate. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Matt, and Ro are joined by technical director/Augie’s girlfriend, Melissa. Ro talks about her past teenage life as a shoplifter, and Augie tries to convince everyone that he didn’t steal from Target. Ro also discusses Amy Schumer and the world of standup comedy thievery. Augie, Ro, and Melissa each discuss a news article, with Augie’s contribution seeming to be the least important. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro continue recapping the holidays and the end of 2015. They have a lively discussion about sports households, and how to live when spouses have different teams. In the news, Courtney reports on El Chapo’s latest capture, Bill Cosby’s continuing legal woes, and Ashton Kutcher’s idyllic lifestyle articles. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro reunite their Valley gang to discuss New Year’s resolutions, life goals, and medical problems. Augie and Matt discuss a surprising outcome to having a celebrity family member at a funeral, and Melissa sits where she’s been put. Courtney updates everybody on El Nino the LA River. Listen to hear all this and more.

This week, Augie, Courtney, and Ro are joined again by good friend of the podcast, Eric. They each discuss their grab-bag of holiday gift-giving traditions. In the news, Courtney discusses her new favorite topic of violence centered upon fast food. Listen to hear all this and more.

This week, Augie, Courtney, Ro, and Eric discuss adult struggles like acne and prescription medication. They go over Christmas traditions and share some little-known holiday facts. In the news, Courtney talks about Oscar-winning actress M’onique’s latest delve into craziness when it comes to her marriage. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie is joined by co-hosts Courtney and Ro, and podcast friend Eric. Courtney tells a recent story about her son’s first haircut and her daughter getting Tonya Harding bangs. In the news, Courtney delves into the prison diet that is going to make Jared Fogle fat again, and the latest on Kylie Jenner and Tyga’s relationship. Augie reads some new digital confessions, which sparks stories of Courtney and Ro’s marriage proposals from Hell, and Eric’s storybook romance proposal (complete with roses!). Listen this week to hear all this and more.

This week, Augie is joined by Courtney, Ro, and Rico. To get into the holiday spirit, Courtney recants her long history of Black Friday shopping, then Augie tells a Las Vegas story that teaches a lesson. In the news, Courtney discusses some sad sports news, Charlie Sheen’s HIV status update, and the Woman of the Year. During this, she gives her Republican testimony on the state of things in the world today. Listen to hear all this and more.

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This week, Augie, Courtney, and Ro turn frowns upside down as they talk about baby-making techniques, adopting old dogs, photos with Santa, and strip club buffets. Courtney’s morbid news segment involves killing over the last piece of chicken, sacrificing a lamb, and last but not least, El Nino! Listen to hear all this and more.

This week, Augie eats cupcakes with Courtney and Ro, and reflects on his latest experience at a family member’s wake. Courtney and Ro start talking about things people say to get a rise out of them, which leads to a discussion about Ro’s future step-daddy who is younger than her brother. Courtney’s news segment delves into the latest on her favorite NAACP spokesperson, Rachel Dolezal, and Leah Remini’s new tell-all book on scientology. Listen to hear all this and more.

Take a listen to this weeks episode. We record ourselves going through a hayride on Halloween. This episode also has my first interview done for the show. It is with up and coming comedian Francisco Ramos.

This week, all-star cast Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, Matt, and Ro take on childhood injuries, gang fights, and getting swindled by food prices at the county fair. Courtney reports on the dumb chick who live streamed her drunk ass driving home via Periscope. She then delves into a much-needed cerebral discussion on gender equalization in the workplace, as initiated by Jennifer Lawrence’s article on her experience with the subject. Augie takes out the show with all new Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, the band’s back together with Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, Matt, and Ro. Augie continues to try to counter Melissa’s comments about him in previous weeks, and Matt shares a true story about Melissa and Augie that he’s been saving for a whole month. Augie then talks about his lack of lumber knowledge that embarrasses his dad, and Courtney vents about a parent at her daughter’s school. After the break, Courtney reports the latest on Lamar Odom and the Kardashians. Augie closes the show with all new Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more.

This week, Augie is joined again by shoulder angel Melissa and shoulder devil Rico.

This week, Augie is joined by fan favorites Melissa and Rico. Melissa exposes what Augie is really like, including how he ruins music and Valentine’s Day. Melissa then reports on the latest news, which includes the selfie sorority girls at the baseball game, what sleep position says about your relationship, and a bad outcome from buying tea online. Augie closes the show with new Digital Confessions and a quiz on saggy breasts. Listen to hear all this and more.

This week, Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, and Matt listen to Augie’s doctor’s visit horror story that turned him from a boy into a man. After the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm, Courtney reports on some alternative Doritos in our future, the bullet train from Los Angeles to Las Vegas, and the Facebook dislike button. Augie closes the show with all new Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more!

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by Matt, who has been newly anointed as a recurring member of the podcast. Augie discusses some exciting news about his community college broadcast class, then shares a related annoying story. After the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm, Courtney reports on some news about horrible parents, then shares her childhood account of her own parents using the same strategy on her. She also talks about the only time she watches the local news: when it rains in Los Angeles. As always, Augie ends the show with new Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more.

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are rejoined by hipster storyteller Adam. Augie throws shade at a former podcast guest, and Courtney confesses her love for another former guest. After comparing everyone’s views on proper guest etiquette, Courtney shares news about the county clerk who won’t issue marriage licenses, a unique new scholarship, and some McDonald’s excitement. Augie closes the show with new Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more.

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by Marvin along with newcomer Adam, the Rap War Historian. They discuss the recent MTV VMAs drama and receive a musicology lesson from Adam. Everybody then weighs the idea of whether Kanye or Trump would be good presidents. After the break, Augie gives the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm, then gets into the news. Something starts an outbreak of food pet peeves and relationship problems with food, then Courtney tries to report on a heartwarming story out of Syria. Augie closes the show with new Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more. Credits: Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, Melissa, Darcy, Marvin, Adam

This week, Augie and Courtney are rejoined by Frankie, Vince, and Danny. Courtney discusses her experience doing standup for the first time, and Augie talks about black phrases that white people ruined. Courtney recounts the latest news on the Jared Fogle child porn scandal, and divulges her opinion on the Ashley Madison hack. As always, Augie closes the show with Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more.

This week, Augie and Courtney are joined by returning guests Frankie and Vince, and newcomer Danny. Vince gets an exciting new job, and Augie and Courtney talk about the seagull problem at work. Yet another bathroom discussion ensues, but this time it’s taken to an intimate level by Frankie and Danny. Courtney reports the latest pop culture news, including her review of Straight Outta Compton and the chick who ran the London Marathon without protection. Augie then delivers new Digital Confessions that spark a curious conversation. Listen to hear all this and more.

Join Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney as we welcome Sam on the podcast again.

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by young gun Sam. Sam fills everyone in on his lengthy 16-year comedian autobiography, from his earliest beginnings to the way Courtney used candy to lure him into Augie’s home for the podcast. After Augie delivers the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm, Courtney reports the latest on the Cecil the Lion aftermath, and how it has affected her life. She also delves into her experience at the worst Kenny Chesney concert ever. Augie closes the show with some freestyle Digital Confessions. Click Play to hear all this and more.

Matt joins the gang again on this episode. Courtney tells us a story about how she confronted a girl for being rude at taco bell. Courtney also talk about the accidents that happen during the 4th of July and more in the news.

Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by Matt on this episode. Matt opens up the podcast by talking about his doctor visit. He gets really detailed about what is wrong with him and tells us some crazy facts about your mouth. Augie reads of some digital confessions and Courtney tells us whats going on in the news.

Take a listen to this weeks episode. It is kind of a long one, but you will be entertained. The reason why you will be entertained is because everyone has been to a wedding and has experienced everything that comes with it. Listen to us as we talk about Angelo and Diana's wedding and all the emotions that came up for Augie LOL.

In this episode Isaiah and Augie vent to each other about the days events. We both had a really hard day and this is what happen. Sorry if Augie sounds weird he just woke up from his precious nap.

Join Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are on this weeks episode. Augie opens up the show talking about an accident that him and Isaiah saw. We find out that each one of us act different in a medical emergency. Courtney tells us that she found out that she can handle someone throwing up on her (baby throw up). Isaiah saw someone important to him out and about. In the news we cover Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison’s book. Take a listen to see what else we talk about.