Lotsa Pasta

I loved all these stories today. Man, what an episode. Is every episode with Kitty AKA Torus Filth a gold standard? Why, yes, yes they are: CAN CONFIRM. My #1 FAN brings the energy and the stories match it. We’re here for a classic episode where we find a bunch of random stories on NoSleep and we dive in balls-deep. But that’s not all, this episode is also dedicated to the lovely fur babies we lost this year: Lucy, Daisy, and Kali-Ma. Some were taken too soon, others were taken when they needed to, but neither makes it easier. Life can move on a dime and we don’t know until the dime itself drops. Hold your little pups, cats, and critters, y’all. This episode is dedicated to them and the love and solace they provide us. RIP <3 If You’re Armed and at the Glenmont Metro, Please Shoot Me (25:30) by Sarcasonomicon If You Ever Find Yourself Handling Blue Dollars, It Might Already Be Too Late (58:09) by M59Gar Kitten (1:21:17) by mmartinv It was a Different Time (1:56:03) by Cymoril_Melnibone Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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Episode Three Hundred Thirteen: Things that Goosebump in the Night 4 by Captain Death

Does this story dare go to places and say things I’d never think I’d hear Tenron say before? Yes, yes it will. Like an addict who fixes for his next dose, I’m waiting on Patty B’s next cigarette to help me push through. If only I could get that DAMN CIGARETTE. Anyways, Tenron Otrin and I are back to finish Patricia Barnes’ story about being a hitman for ghosts. Did it go where I wanted it or expected it to? Kinda. Did it leave a weird kinda open end? Also kinda, but that would be spoilers. Just like Patty B always says, “You can’t have your desert, if you can’t eat your meat.” What a gal. I have an unusual job. The pay is good, but I hate the moaning sounds that go with it. (16:02) by ByfelsDisciple https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/b3q2xl/i_have_an_unusual_job_the_pay_is_good_but_i/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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I know what you’re thinking. We could all use a lady like Patty B in our lives. Oh, you’re not thinking that? Well, it’s probably just because you haven’t met her yet. Let me introduce you to two people: One you know, One you don’t. The one you know: Tenron Otrin, here to join me on this special 2-parter with -the one you don’t know- Patricia Barnes AKA Hitman for Ghosts! She’s the revenging revenger who ever revenged, and -best of all- she’s getting paid for it! No one wants to work for free, except for maybe the people in power - so let’s find some power and see what the ghosts wanna do with it! Light up a cigarette or 5, folks, you’re gonna need em. I have an unusual job. The pay is good, but I hate the moaning sounds that go with it. (33:03) by ByfelsDisciple https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/b3q2xl/i_have_an_unusual_job_the_pay_is_good_but_i/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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Valentine’s day might be behind us, but there’s still some love to spread around to my hot females, as Sofa King would say. This one is dedicated to my favorite female co-host in the world, Cannibal Siren, and what better way to celebrate than by reading a middling to generic YA story together. I don’t know what else to tell you. I don’t vet this shit! It’s got spunk, it’s got girl power, it’s got girl bossing, it’s got a bunch of other stuff that’s been played out and Mary-Sued into oblivion. The Stranger Things here -pun intended- are that we didn’t HATE it, we just didn’t LOVE it either. It’s been a while since we’ve read something MEH together, so if it’s gonna be MEH, there’s no one else I’d rather MEH with. Cannibal Siren, you’re the only Girl Boss with Girl Power I need for this show - and that’s the truth. All the Women in my Family Die at the Age of 27 (50:17) by HerCreation https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/gyb0dz/all_of_the_women_in_my_family_die_at_age_27_i/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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We love our fans. What isn’t to like about them? They’re slightly autistic. They appreciate our sense of humor and spook. They’re along for the ride. And, most importantly, they send us KILLER stories like today’s treat brought to us by Patreon Subscriber HAL. Fuck yeah, dude. First off, thank you for the sandwich - it goes without saying. Second off, what a recommendation for today! We might not be drunk, but this story makes me want to be. What an introduction to this author too! WHOO-EE. This one hits like a pound of bricks to the nether region. I’m happy Deputy Dewey was here along for the ride with me, because I don’t think someone like Django Phillips would’ve appreciated being DOGSCAPED again. Is that a think I can say? Dogscaped? Well, I did and we do. This might as well be DRUNKscape. Let’s do some shots. *reloads shotgun* Drunk Tank (32:33) by EmpyrealInvective from Creepypasta https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Drunk_Tank Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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What d’ya get when you mix 3 dozen eggs, 2 spooky boys, and a little dented-headed fuck named David? BULLSHIT, that’s what (gottem). Dear David was brought to you by a ghost-lover named Glitch Blob who wanted to get spooky on a Sunday afternoon instead of playing Phasmophobia for the 9 millionth time. Who can blame him? With Captain Death at the wheel, you know Glitch is standing on the side of the road showing some leg, holding up a spooky little fucking baby, rocking him back and forth and telling him that he DEFINITELY won’t drop him again. Brought to you by Adam Ellis and Buzzfeed’s post-mortem department, we’re definitely not just filming this for the clout (it’s 9 years old after all). We’re reading this because Glitch has been asking for FOREVER and it’s ABOUT DAMN TIME we got into it. Let’s talk ghosts. Let’s talk spooks. Let’s talk what it means to be the most memorable and interesting artifact still existing on twitter. Dear David(54:36) by Adam Ellis from Twitter https://wakelet.com/wake/e6275d03-7bce-4789-9961-f3a04723cc71 IF YOU LIKE THIS EPISODE, JOIN US FOR MORE Spooky Splashes(tm) between myself and Glitch Blob COMING SOON, EXCLUSIVELY TO PATREON!! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s Deputy Dewey! Mark didn’t even see it coming. Even though I called him, and asked him, and this happened at his house and everything - there was no way. 2025 was such a great year for movies and for horror as a genre in general, so let’s travel down memory lane and go beat for beat and punch for punch with all we deem beautiful and glorifying vs those we dare not speak about ever again except for ad nauseum in this very episode until Mark told us to leave and not come back (til next year, of course). I know there’s a lot of stuff we didn’t watch but if you think something is worth my gaze, leave a comment! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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Let’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if I used my own footage? Well, yeah, I do that here, but I can’t record in the houses themselves, though, so what do we think next? Ah yes, use other channels’ footage and give them ample credits and shoutouts. Yes, thank you other channels noted here (ATTRACTIONS MAGAZINE and ATTRACTIONS 360). You’ve made it possible for me to talk to people about something I love SO MUCH. Here, dear audience, we literally get to walk through this together. I will comment and provide my opinion and you will be along for every step of the way. I loved doing this, so I hope people enjoy watching it. I don’t know those who are listening only, however… Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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Episode Three Hundred Five: Pen to Paper Part Six by Captain Death

It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all the guests on today’s episodes for being a bunch of real gents. Ramses, first off, for sharing his wonderful fucking story with me and for being so fucking humble about how amazing it is. And then Mark and Royale for just sitting with me and letting me read to them and for being willing to talk to me about it with them afterwards. I am so utterly grateful for your involvement in my life and appreciate the crap out of y’all for joining me on this. I love you guys. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART FIVE of SIX, y’all. 
I’M GONNA CLIMAX. There is a Machine by Ramses Vanderslice (6:13) Smarter Than You Think by Captain Death (42.21) I Can Smell It by Captain Death (2:23:34) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank both of my guests on today’s episode for being a couple of fucking overachievers. Who would’ve thought that two of my closest friends would have contributed more than I could have ever possibly imagined? I didn’t! I ask you to write five pages? Cool. You write over ten? Even cooler. You write over twenty? Now, we’re getting somewhere… BUT YOU BOTH WROTE OVER 30! What the actual hell? Why’d you do that? Cause you love me? Aw. Well. I love you both. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART FOUR of SIX, y’all. 
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It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for being the oldest and goldest of the bunch. You know who it is, the ones who’ve been around since the BEGINNING: INCEPTION like Crispy Nolan. It’s the OG of the OG - the CREAMIEST of the CROP. This show wouldn’t be here without this bunch, but you already know that, so let’s see what they got to show for all of those incredible years of experience. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
 This is PART THREE of SIX, y’all. 
 WE’RE GETTING WARMER! Jump to Recipe by Django Phillips (28:15) Journal Entries by WhereAmI? (1:15:08) This Happens Every Night by Cannibal Siren (2:54:58) Kin by Frowns McBoohoo (3:54:04) The Syndicate of Shadows by Terry the Tickler (4:57:04) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for bridging the gap between the NEW and the OLD. Some of these guys have been around for a while and it shows. When I knew the first episode was going to be all newbies and the third episode were going to be the oldies, everyone in the gray area fell into a lump. THIS IS THE LUMP IN ALL OF ITS BEAUTIFUL GRAY GLORY. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me. 
This is PART TWO of SIX, y’all. 
LET’S RAISE THE TEMPERATURE A BIT. Wavelength by Tenron Otrin (17:05) Something’s Wrong with my Mom by Strawberry Shortcake (1:26:23) The Dog by Mark Rooster (1:51:30) Star Trek The Next Generation: The Quest for Taco Bell by Lanky Lucifer (3:18:30) Saddam’s Cool Fanfic by Punxsutawney Trill (3:59:25) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for breaking us in and being a part of this from the top. This is the SACRIFICIAL grouping - the first people to dip their toe into the lava. Our newest guests, sure, but what do they have to prove? NOTHING. The vulnerability to go first was held against them and they took it in stride. Bless your souls. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me. 
This is PART ONE of SIX, y’all. 
WE’RE JUST GETTING STARTED. The Voice by Afternoon Groom (3:24) High Noon by Afternoon Groom (6:48) Tag: You’re It by Afternoon Groom (11:10) Patience by Midnight Bride (35:51) Did You Know About the Park? by Glitch Blob (1:12:35) The Walking Stick by Royale w/ Cheese (2:14:57) Bad to the Bone: The Mary Calcium Story by Sofa King (3:11:07) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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On today’s solo episode we have a casual fan interaction and questionnaire to start things but then we get into the  REAL REAL, and I’m talking R E A L with it. I don’t even want to spoil it. I barely want to put the names down but I feel I’d be doing a disservice to everyone if I didn’t source my shit so if they loved something they know what it is and its title and author. FUCK. What a dilemma. When I talked to Barbara Manatee, I knew we’d have a good time, but I didn’t know I’d have such a HARD time after(eyyo). Nah, credit where credit is due, if this solo episode is going to go down in history on Lotsa Pasta for going hard, I want to make sure I’m doing it right. Here’s the stories we’re reading today, some of the best of the best, the cream of the crop. Let’s do this. The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe (1:08:04) The Lottery by Shirley Jackson (1:25:55) Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? By Joyce Carol Oates (1:52:58) I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison (2:40:23) Support us on PATREON:  ⁠https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA⁠ AND KO-FI:  ⁠https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta⁠ MERCH: ⁠www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio⁠ YOUTUBE: ⁠www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw⁠ SOUNDCLOUD: ⁠www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/⁠ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: ⁠www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath⁠ FOLLOW ON REDDIT: ⁠www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/⁠ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:  CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.  Follow: @⁠cryo-chamber⁠ Thank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Look at us, Ramses. Here, again, reading submissions from our once-loyal fan Danny boy. And here we are, again, looking for Danny. It’s been a couple months since Halloween and we still don’t have any sign of him. Is he out there? Hopefully. Is he still sending us requests? No, not at all. Do I miss it? Maybe. It’s hard to say if you miss something until it’s gone, right? At the time, I was like, why? Why keep sending me stuff that I don’t know if we’re ever going to read? Yanno know what I mean? But now, like the effervescent sunrise to sunset, you look out into the horizon and wonder… Where the fuck is Danny? What the hell, Danny. C’mon, man. Send me a message on Facebook. Send me an email ([email protected]). Danny come back. Any kind of fool could see. There was something in everything you sent us. Danny come back. You can blame most of it on me. I was wrong(maybe) and I just can’t live without you(I mean, I can, but it would be funnier if you sent us more stuff). Anna’s Gift (28:29) by Ben W. Degand
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What’s better than the beginning of a story? The end of a story. That’s right. I got you. You didn’t see that coming. You couldn’t possibly see that coming. Maybe you did, it is the finale episode for this story after all, we’ve been talking about it for a while. Maybe you did know. Maybe you knew too much. You know what they say about people who know too much. They suck. Yeah, I said it. I got you again, you fucking know-it-all. Anyways, Cannibal Siren and I are back to finish this fucking story once and for all. This one goes out to all the mentally ill both on an off this podcast. May we eternal R.I.P. And by that I mean, rest in pieces (of weed). That’s the real kicker here, after all. If this narrator had just taken a dab none of this would’ve happened. He would’ve been too stoned to read that note in the first place; Chucking that shit out like the junk mail it is. Does this ending redeem itself? Kinda. No spoilers, but KINDA. Let’s get into it. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(45:36) by Polterkites https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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What a fun time we have together, Mr. SkellyBones. Let this be a chronicle of our friendship even when I’m long gone, dead and buried. Well, hopefully cremated with my ashes spread around some shitty location in Orlando, Florida that is not The Haunted Mansion found in the Magic Kingdom on Walt Disney World theme park property. Or Horrorland. If you can find it, let me rest there, if possible, cause I already live there mentally whenever I eat peanut butter now. Or whenever I watch any program with Gordon Ramsey. Anyways, we’re back to read more Goosebumps today but before that we’re going to take a brief dive into all things Attack on Titan, because the review has been a long time coming and some promises you make in Dead Space together need to be fulfilled if only to the amusement of one of us. This might be a podcast, but I’m not ALL TALK, everyone. Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland (1:31:36) by R.L. Stine Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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What the heck is going on in here? I mean, we keep ending up back in this basement despite all the shit going on and there is A LOT of SHIT going on. Let’s just say that this episode goes to places I never even knew possible, even considering the basement. When we’re not in the basement, who know’s where this is going. At least in the basement, we know where’s it’s going, right? WRONG. It’s going places. Other places. Not basement related places. At its best, this story provides surprises. At its worst, this story provides surprises. It’s a mixed bag, but no one knows where this is going, I assure you. Unreliable as ever, let’s get into it. Back into the basement we go. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(23:38) by Polterkites https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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Well, this is surely a splendid evening with Mr. Heavyhands. We hold ourselves with the utmost decorum, and only the finest quality of conversation. You may say we’re gentlemen, but we claim to be normal folk, you can tell by our wit and our banter as such. We may be reading a story called Butcherface, but we’re also talking about shitting our pants and farting on the podcast. I know, I know. This is what you’re here for. Have you or a loved one ever shit your pants and tried to conceal it? Contact us at [email protected] to tell us your harrowing, close-shit experiences. We’re here for it. We’re here for shit. There really isn’t that much more to say. Harold’s a funny guy, I couldn’t help but put him on the shit-seat. BUTCHERFACE (46:41) by Dash32 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/iffgt/butcherface_part_1/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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It’s part two and it’s NOT an electric boogaloo, to say the least. It’s more like an exposition boogaloo and let’s just say that the buck doesn’t stop, there. This stories is elevating itself and self-conflating itself in ways I never thought possible and on ONE hand I think I’m being too critical; Because I do really like this story and it makes me think and it tickles that part of my brain where I’m like OH DAMN, that is pretty spooky. And then there’s another side of me that says, I’m an armchair critic and my armchair is getting too old for this shit; By that I mean, we’ve seen this before and we’ve seen this done better. It’s not a good excuse, i’ll keep my liberties close and my coat racks closer… If that even matters anymore. I’ll try to keep this short and sweet, if you catch the tongue-in-cheek nature of the screenshots I’ll be using for the rest of this series, I think you’ll understand where I’m coming from the most. If not, be thankful for the ride. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(27:45) by Polterkites https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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Terry is back and the TICKLIN' has resumed. He's been off ticklin' the world with his words ever since episode forty-nine, but those months were spent becoming more POWERFUL THAN EVER. He's DONE with this realm and he's ready to conquer the DIGITAL; as it HAS BEEN FORETOLD. We read a bunch of internet-computer based creeps: Yeah, so Quit Asking(31:00) Pale Luna(34:05) by Mikhail Honoridez https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pale_Luna Funnymouth(47:04) by Slimebeast https://save-the-creepypastas.fandom.com/wiki/FunnyMouth Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Tenron Otrin is back, after a short respite to break from all the whistlers drama we had previously recorded(episodes 59, 60, and 74) which is seriously some of the best material we've ever read. Join us now for some of the not-best material we've ever read from r/nosleep. It's not hard to realize that the South Pole kinda... sucks? This story acts as some kind of unnecessary explanation to add gas to the "south pole sucks" fire. I Regret Ever Working in the South Pole(29:56) by SamMarduk https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2v5pzt/i_regret_ever_working_in_the_south_pole/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Frowns is back, but this time, shit's real. Like, for real this time. Shit is real, for real. We're reading one of the most prolific, renowned nosleep stories of all time. This is THEE CLOSEST this podcast will EVER come to an audiobook level quality, and i hope everyone enjoys it. Penpal(13:41) by 1000Vultures https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Penpal Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Gnarly Charlie is back after FIFTY-NINE episodes away. What the fuck, dude. Anyways, we talk about some of our favorite conversation topics ever: ALIENS. This has no real connection to ExtraTERRORestrial I(with Cryin' Hawaiian) but it's another ALIEN episode, SO WHATEVS. We talk for a while about aliens, historical evidence, fiction, and recent adaptations before getting to one long story about a changeling and his adoring family: There's Something Wrong with Dad(39:54) by Elias Witherow https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/41m4uk/theres_something_wrong_with_dad/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Scutch MacGee is here to tell us all how afraid of everything he is; Again. But we're huge nerds, so the intro is full of nerd talk. Reading stories isn't TOP priority on Scutch episodes, if you haven't already figured that out from his first two episodes. We do read some stories, tho: Daddy, Are You Awake?(41:50) by Tortuga_de_la_muerte https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jb7kn/daddy_are_you_awake/ Pete the Moonshiner(47:16) by ovenfriend https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2eqa4x/pete_the_moonshiner/ Kids in the Dark(54:34) by slimebeast http://slimebeast.wikidot.com/kids-in-the-dark/ He Does Birthdays(1:06:47) by slimebeast http://slimebeast.wikidot.com/he-does-birthdays/ You(1:30:53) https://www.creepypasta.com/you/ Awake(1:34:19) by facade https://www.creepypasta.com/awake/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Django Phillips is here to travel the world with me like a depressed Owen Wilson. On this episode we cover random geographical based stories ranging from stupid-ass to confusing. Django gets super baked and has a fun time. I get super baked and have an okay time. It's mostly bullshit. But bullshit can be fun? Let's get spoopy, y'all. Hell House(13:17) Unit 232(20:17) https://www.creepypasta.com/unit-232/ People are Disappearing in Northern Canada(27:02) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5cgvrh/people_are_disappearing_in_northern_canada/ There's Something Dangerous Living near the Power Plant in Bridgeport, CT(31:51) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/55952s/theres_something_dangerous_living_near_the_power/ The Dyatlov Pass Incident: TRUE(38:10) https://www.creepypasta.com/the-dylatov-pass-incident/ At the Lake(40:40) The Devil's Hole(44:04) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5mfefj/devils_hole/ Something Huge is going on in China Right Now(49:09) by ljvjxvo897r3 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1xirge/re_something_huge_going_on_in_china_right_now/ The Man at the Fork(56:16) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Man_at_the_Fork The Boiler Room(59:26) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Boiler_Room The Cage of Seoul(1:01:22) The Last Words of an Explorer(1:02:58) Harmony(1:11:20) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Harmony Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Cannibal Siren is back for her third episode and this one is our first ONLINE recording! She's over in Philly and I'm over here in HELL, so it's hard to meet sometimes. Like her other episodes we read more Stories to Read Alone at Night here, while discussing relevant things like Fish-Dicks, Monster-Fucking, and Guillermo Del Toro: The Trawl(21:58) by iia Mr. Stringy(37:06) by one page wonder http://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/alone/Mr._Stringy Floyyd(1:01:20) by one page wonder http://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/alone/Floyd Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Gestalt is here to tuck us in --AGAIN. He's got some good bedside manner, or else, why would he be there? UNDER MY BED, WHISPERING UP AT ME. 4/20 Blaze-It release status. So, I know you're already gucci from the ghostly gnocci. Why am I talking, you know why you're listening to this episode. Because you listened to the first part! Part one is episode 68. Obviously, listen to that first. Bedtime(23:05) by mike_rants https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/xuw8k/bedtime/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Surprise, motherfuckers. Tenron and I are back. It was brought to my attention, after Parts One and Two(Episodes 59 and 60) that there was a THIRD part to the Whistler story; but this one told from another perspective. Sattle in. Roll up a whistlin' dixie. Spark it to your dome. Cause it's gonna be a BUMPY ride. Bill's Account of the Whistlers(9:35) by thewhistlers https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/300ql2/bills_account_of_the_whistlers_part_1/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

We got two newbies ready to have their Creepypasta virginities plucked from that tree of knowledge, so let's be sure to show 'em around, eh, Frowns? Today we read a bunch of TOST and if you don't know what that is, you haven't been paying attention. The Watchers Among Us(19:16) Her Side of the Bed(21:31) Picture Day(22:52) https://creepypasta-land.fandom.com/wiki/Picture_Day Childhood Superstitions(24:49) https://www.creepypasta.com/childhood-superstitions/ Roulette(27:06) by jhubbbb https://www.creepypasta.com/roulette/ Sleepover(28:58) Missed Calls(30:33) Peripheral Vision(32:00) https://www.creepypasta.com/peripheral-vision/ Baby Doll(33:33) https://www.creepypasta.com/the-baby-doll/ Copies(35:48) The Railroad(37:13) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Railroad The Amityville Incident(40:10) A Pile of Photographs(42:39) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Pile_of_Photographs Flipbook(46:52) by ArmTheAnon https://www.creepypasta.com/flip-book/ Operation Wandering Soul: TRUE(49:33) A Wonderful Place(51:44) Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

What's that Sir Boo Berry? You found these tapes in your parents' attic? What do you think is on them? Your miraculous conception? Let's check it out! Today we read a series called DAD'S TAPES and NO, they're not the naughty kind. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. Dad's Tapes(12:13) by EZmisery https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3wzj25/dads_tapes_the_child_star/ Are You Still There, Friend?(1:42:00) Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

WHEREAMI? No, seriously, where are we? Prison?! AW FUCK. Well, this story is pretty fucking nuts. Hell in a Cell with a whole new meaning. The Captain and WhereAmI? conquer the horrors of correctional facilities and the spoopy events that entail within all in this one story. If you liked his other episodes, you're bound to enjoy: New Fish(12:42) by theworldisgrim https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1qsnvw/the_new_fish/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode sixty-six sees the return of Space Cowboy on the horizon. Like the three kings to baby Jesus, he comes bringing gifts like Ouija Boards and DankerAlls. Only this baby AIN'T Jesus. This baby is from Satan himself and he's here to bring about judgement day along with some instructions on how to contact him if you ever need a buddy. A Deal with the Devil(16:11) by Mike Orwell https://www.creepypasta.com/a-deal-with-the-devil/ The Devil Game(24:55) by mespegg https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4o8jp8/the_devils_game/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Episode sixty-five with returning guests Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake is super special to me, not just because we have awesome readers, but because this is the FINALE of something we started with Django's first episode(four) and have only now come to conclude: Search and Rescue Logs. Found the Bees(12:35) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5fxwwp/found_the_bees/ Where the Snow isn't Cold(16:45) by Blake L Patrick https://www.creepypasta.com/where-the-snow-isnt-cold/ Why I don't Hike anymore(38:00) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/44sm2q/why_i_dont_hike_anymore/ The Woods are Black(50:10) Park Ranger Warning You to Stay Safe and to Leave Your Flashlight at Home(1:05:30) by julietechohotel https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4fvmed/park_ranger_warning_you_to_stay_safe_and_leave/ US Forest Search and Rescue Logs(1:21:25) by searchandrescuewoods https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Episode sixty-four sees guest Cryin' Hawaiian back in the frame and more stoned than ever as we sit down to discuss... ALIENS. This is our first episode dedicated to those old gods from other dimensions or deep beyond the stars of our cosmos, so sit back, spark it up, and get SPACED. The Thing that Stalks the Fields(16:38) by David Feuling https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing_That_Stalks_the_Fields There's Something Alien in the Cemetery in Norwalk, CT(26:13) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/57bbvg/theres_something_alien_at_the_cemetery_in_norwalk/ Gods in the Mountain(34:36) by ghosthunter4 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1y35uy/gods_in_the_mountain/ Bits and Pieces(51:50) by Michael Whitehouse https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1odvzi/bits_pieces/ The Legends of the Flatwoods Monster(57:35) Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Episode Sixty-Two has guest reader WhereAmI? back for his second outing and this one is ONE LONG STEP FOR MAN and an even more GIANT LEAP for our altered states. You'll understand. Hey, we read another BIG story on his episodes, so GET USE TO IT. Oddkids(22:00) by stealmypants https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/34psij/the_oddkids/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Episode Sixty-One sees famously spontaneous guest Disco Dracula back for another episode. In this episode we talk for a little bit about IT(2017). We talk about True Blood and American Horror Story BULLSHIT. We detail our trip to Pittsburgh: Night of the Living Dead and Last Podcast on the Left LIVE(2nd time). Then we dive into some stories. The usual DiscoDee malarky. My Girlfriend and I are the Perfect Couple(14:05) by hartijay https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4e7uay/my_girlfriend_and_i_are_the_perfect_couple/ Never Sleep with Crazy(25:19) by whatgoesaroundd https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2lfo69/never_sleep_with_a_crazy/ I Buried my Fiancee on What should have been Our Wedding Day(32:00) by pippinacious https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4pij4x/i_buried_my_fiancé_on_what_should_have_been_our/ Guys, my Baby just Died lol(40:26) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/69zgdo/guys_i_think_my_baby_just_died_lol/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode Sixty features guest Tenron Otrin back to finish what he started. Ruth and Bill have made it to Red Hill but things are not as they seem. Join us for some mind-blowing twists and turns and then some real discussion at the end, but be sure to listen to Fifty-Nine first, cause this is PART TWO, BABY. Ruth's Account of the Whistlers(13:55) by amity argot https://www.creepypasta.com/the-whistlers-ruths-account/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode Fifty-Nine features guest Tenron Otrin back for another awesome episode where we tackle another HUGE and serious story. This one is most well known as Whistlers, tackling the tale of Ruth on her failed expedition. This is part one, so sit back and start whistlin' dixie, cause this shit is wild. Bought a Camping Backpack from an Estate Sale and Found these Pages Inside(20:40) by Amity Argot https://www.creepypasta.com/the-whistlers-ruths-account/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

We got a new guest, errybody! This episode features baby from the Bronx himself, Tom Bongbadil: Longtime Friend and Never-Listener. No relation to the JRR Tolkien character who randomly shows up in Fellowship of the Ring for a fucking chapter. HERE ARE SOME STORIES: There is Nothing Wrong in East Flatbush, Brooklyn(10:51) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6enlih/there_is_nothing_wrong_in_east_flatbush_brooklyn/ Three Signs You May be an Introvert and How to Cope(18:48) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5nreiu/three_signs_you_may_be_an_introvert_and_how_to/ WikiLeaks Rejected a State Department Document and Demanded that I Destroy It(26:00) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5610jd/wikileaks_rejected_a_state_department_document/ My Street was Blocked Off and Guys in Hazmat Suits were in my Neighbor's House(37:25) In the Shower(47:53) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/IIA/comments/5sgjzp/my_street_was_blocked_off_last_weekend_and_guys/ Cabinet(49:00) https://www.creepypasta.com/the-cabinet/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

You know what's better than 68? 69?! I mean, technically speaking, not really. This episode, with Frowns McBooHoo, is quite literally a shit-show. Admittedly, it was originally episode 57 or 58 but I pushed it back until I couldn't push no mo! I don't know if there's much more I can say about it other than this episode is a fucking mess. It's Hard to Clean the Blood Out of the Crotch of a Fur Suit(9:57) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5iibin/its_hard_to_clean_blood_out_of_the_crotch_of_a/ Soft Teeth(23:00) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4gj0g4/soft_teeth/ My Trouble with Fairies(33:20) by iia https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/50o6kp/my_trouble_with_fairies/ WarioLand 3(45:20) https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Wario_Land_3 Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Gestalt is here again to tuck us in for a nice lil night of spoops. This pretty much feels like the first time we're reading a genuine narrative about ghosts haunting a house. Yeah, we've read short stories about ghosty-ghosts but this is the first time we're witnessing a multilayered narrative about -what may be- several ghosts haunting a singular location. Let's get Poltergeisted: Bedtime(20:00) by mike_rants https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/xuw8k/bedtime/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Episode sixty-seven has Scutch MacGee shaking in his britches. He loves his children, but GOD is he afraid of them. So, naturally, I base all the stories in this episode around this fear. If he has to face it, we might as well make an episode out of it and face this fear together. You can no longer scare us, kids! Well... Er--Maybe. Daddy, Wake Up(17:15) Don't Lie to Your Kids, Trust Me, They Know(32:33) by atbest https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3g6nr2/dont_lie_to_your_kids_trust_me_they_know/ I am a Good Parent(43:33) by cosmo_tronic https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/25zqmq/i_am_a_good_parent/ The Toy Doctor(52:05) by 7deadcinderella https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/59e20u/the_toy_doctor/ Genetic Memory(1:08:30) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Genetic_Memory Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM. KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM. KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY. AND KNOW WHEN TO - FUCK. Tenron, where that sweet Lambo go? The group is left shooketh after the death of their first member. Wherever shall we go from here? Simple. We move on. Because KNOW WHEN TO RUN. Has Anyone Heard of the Left/Right Game?(19:54) by NeonTempo https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7asz8x/has_anyone_heard_of_the_leftright_game_part_1/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

By the end of this episode, you're gonna need to get your genitals checked, folks, cause we've got a Doctor in the office. He's here to tell us how to sip scotch, sex the ladies, and suck a mean story off. Dr.Enkenstein is here to help me get through a smattering of creepy; hopping all over the board, reading sources from all over the interwebs. Hold onto your butts, kids. It's going to be a bumpy night. The Dating Game(19:07) https://save-the-creepypastas.fandom.com/wiki/Dating_Game Three Girls Came into my ER Last Night and I have No Idea What They Are and I am Violating the Shit Out of HIPAA Right Now(1:05:07) by SomeNurse193433 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ko4z9/three_girls_came_into_my_er_last_night_i_have_no/ We Never Knew We had a Basement(1:20:01) by insertabadpunhere https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/57a8jv/we_never_knew_that_we_had_a_basement/ Unlucky Samaritan(1:25:27) by Max Lobdell https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/09/03/an-unlucky-samaritan/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Hold the phone, Django. This is the final part of Borrasca? That was quick! Do you have any better idea of what's going on? Is there going to be a tasty twist? OH, YEAH. YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR, MISTER. I didn't see that coming. No, really, I didn't. I didn't see it coming SO MUCH -in fact- that I didn't even acknowledge how FUCKED it really was. We had to have Django back a couple weeks later just to re-analyze the entire ending! Maybe we should be more straight-edge during recordings... NAH. Borrasca(13:10) by CK Walker https://ck-walker.com/2016/04/12/borrasca/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

Who's that creepin' outside my window, yo? OH! OH, MY! It's just Cryin' Hawaiian, back for another fun episode. For todays smattering a la creep, we bring you the happy neighbor you never asked for: Mr. Smiley. Why do you think they call him that? I happen to think it's a bit on-the-nose. Voyeurism +10. Mr. Smiley(32:44) by Trie https://www.creepypasta.com/mister-smiley/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

ON THE ROAD AGAIN. I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO--wait. Where are we? This place looks messed up, Tenron. Pull over, I have to tinkle. Okay, maybe not here. Alice sure has gotten herself into an odd situation here in Jubilation. We also lose a member of our caravan. WHO WILL SURVIVE TO THE END? If there is an end... I have no idea. Has Anyone Heard of the Left/Right Game?(26:40) by NeonTempo https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7asz8x/has_anyone_heard_of_the_leftright_game_part_1/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners