Low Seltz-Esteem

We are about to do something we have been wanting to do for a long time... Were about to drink the Bravazzi Lemonita Hard Italian Soda and let the doctor enhance our Italian sausages*. Listen to this episode so you can have a sausage* like ours! Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b *the food

The best trio on the internet is back and we're drinking Bravazzi Clementina Italian Hard Soda! You know what else is hard? Surviving in a KFC bathroom. Tune in to hear more   Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b

We sipping Bravazzi Italian Hard soda this next batch of episodes and we're starting off with grapefruit! Do y'all like grapefruits? Do you know about the grapefruit method? You finna learn today   Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b

It's that time of week again where we bless your ears with another sophisticated episode of Low Seltz-Esteem. Today the Mak Truck joins us to suck down the Fresca Variety Pack 2 and give his professional opinion on the flavor. He's a good boy. Be nice to him.  Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b

Charles and Joe are finally reunited and they're squishing that thang. And by thang, I mean.... that thang that makes dad happy. That's right we're reviewing Happy Dad again and we're our here with that grape goodness*! Come join us and get happy! Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b                                       *this flavor is dog water

This Whiteclaw Mango has got Joe and Charles feeling some type of way because they're crashing out hard! Good think landlord Thomas is here to keep us in check.   Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b

OMG IT'S HARD SELTZER DAY!! Go ahead and grab your favorite hard seltzer and listen to Joe and Charles review White Claw Ruby Grapefruit and tell the final story in the Eddie saga. Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b

We back baby with another fine episode of this big beautiful podcast. We're out here drinking the White Claw Blackberry flavor and we're joined by the wonderful Nicole!   Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b

Once in a blue moon something beautiful blesses the Earth, but we don't know its true beauty until it is gone... Well worry not my fellow Seltizites because the beauty of the Low Seltz podcast is finally back!!!!!!!! Sorry we have not posted in a long time, my (Charles) life went to hell for a while and I had to focus on a bunch of bs which left me with zero time to edit. We are all gucci now and we are so back baby. We will be recording new episodes soon, but this and the next episode were recorded in June lol.  Anyway, please enjoy this episode we recorded with our amazing guest Sara! She's a therapist in New York and she's got her own podcast called Bright Brainz Podcast that you should go check out https://youtu.be/ld3NyPQsaL0?si=KA6NbJYg074DhxL7 Also check out her website at https://www.saraeldridgelcsw.com/   Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b    

Charles got a soundboard and we drink lemon pledge (White Claw Lemon)   Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b

MAY THE SELTZ BE WITH YOU!!!! It's May 4th and we are reviewing the passion fruit White Claw and talking about Star Wars!!!!! Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b

You might be asking yourself "Where is episode 55?" Well well well, we recorded the episode with Jelly, Shermbank, and Sherm's wife Britt, but the episode corrupted and we lost it. Give them a follow and listen to us review White Claw Peach! Jelly: www.youtube.com/@gelatinouscomedy Sherm & Britt: https://open.spotify.com/show/1WChL23RFp0PtSOm2qsPBJ?si=4fda3590184e4d24 Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b  

Oh goodness we're out here reviewing the Truly Unruly Strawberry Smash hard seltzer while giving advice on surviving bear attacks. Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b  

OUR KING HAS RETURNED AFTER A VERY LONG SLUMBER! THOMAS IS BACK BABY!!!!!! Too bad he picked the episode where we review the Truly Unruly Tropical Twist 8% alcohol to return because these things are brutal. Also, Tripp and Jelly return!! Check out our guests at www.youtube.com/@gelatinouscomedy Also find them on insta @gelatinouscomedy AND tik tok @thegelatinousone Follow us on insta @lowseltzpc Listen to our Spotify playlist for all the songs we suggest: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=7193ab246d7c4998 

Charles can't catch a damn break about that damn tick, but don't worry because he has some good folks here to help remove it! That's right, we have Christian and Damien from Remain Roam Return joining us this episode while we review the Citrus Truly Unruly 8% alcohol!  Click the link to check out our guests! https://linktr.ee/remainroamreturnpodcast  Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc and on insta @low.seltz.esteem Click the link to listen to all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=677a640109964d2b  

Oh yessssir we out here finishing off the Topo Chico box with a double header. Joe has tangy lemon, and Charles has exotic pineapple. And more importantly, we have guests!! Tripp & Jelly from The Gelatinous Comedy join us while we talk about food! Check out our guests at www.youtube.com/@gelatinouscomedy Also find them on insta @gelatinouscomedy AND tik tok @thegelatinousone Follow us on insta @lowseltzpc Listen to our Spotify playlist for all the songs we suggest: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=7193ab246d7c4998 

It's episode 50 AND we got an amazing prompt from an amazing fan!!! Listen to us talk about cars while we review Topo Chico Strawberry Guava!! Follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc Follow us on insta @low.seltz.pc Email us at [email protected] Follow the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify for all the songs we recommend! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=247a17fd46314182

We're back in the woods recording another episode for you lovely people! Who is Jerry? Why are Charles and Joe freaking out? Are we animals? Find out NOW! Follow us on twitter and insta @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify to hear all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=29da35ddf87f40a4

This is NOT a joke. I repeat, this is NOT A JOKE. The rainbow people are out for our KIDS and they want to AMPUTATE them!!! Good thing they are not after our seltzers because we are reviewing the Topo Chico Oasis Cherry seltzer today! Follow us on insta and twitter @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem playlist on Spotify for all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=d401a952674740ab 

WHAT DO JOE AND CHARLES HAVE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS TODAY????????? COME FIND OUT WHILE WE FINISH THE MODELO SELTZERS WITH SANDÍA FLAVOR Follow us on insta & twitter @lowseltzpc Check out the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify to hear all the songs we recommended https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=a99926d94bd041cd

We out here continuing the Modelo hard seltzer with the Piña flavor! In this episode we talk about grandpa go boom while birds crash out with cops playing airsoft with Kanye while watching Rooster Teeth! LISTEN TO IT Follow us on twitter and insta @lowseltzpc Click the link to go to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on spotify to hear all the songs we recommend https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08fzOTbVH4XET3L0LjlEcz?si=504631305323492f

We're about to go to war bröther! It's time for a new episode of Low Seltz-Esteem! Today we are reviewing the Modelo Aguas Frescas Flor de Jamaica!  Follow us on Twitter and Insta @lowseltzpc See the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify for all the songs we recommend

We out here reviewing the Modelo hard seltzers and we start with Pepino Y Limón flavor!  We just started using podbean and now we have 2 Low Seltz podcasts on Spotify. For those who are already following us, please find the new Low Seltz-Esteem on Spotify and follow. The new one is the exact same thing lol. We're still figuring this podbean thing out. Follow us on X @ Insta. @lowseltzpc Follow the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify for all the songs we recommend. 

We're back baby and today we are going to think back on the past year and talk about all the seltzers we've had so far! Follow us on X and Insta @lowseltzpc Look up the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify for all the music we recommend.

I belive Charles and I review a seltzer that contains alcohol. For those at home who are unaware an alcohol (from Arabic al-kuḥl 'the kohl'), is a type of organic compound that carries at least one hydroxyl (−OH) functional group bound to a saturated carbon atom. Alcohols range from the simple, like methanol and ethanol, to complex, like sugars and cholesterol. The presence of an OH group strongly modifies the properties of hydrocarbons, conferring hydrophilic (water-loving) properties. The OH group provides a site at which many reactions can occur. I hope you learned something today. Follow us on X & Insta @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify for all the songs we recommend Give us money or whatever --- Support this podcast:https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/lowseltzpc/support

Dear Listener, It's ya boy Joe [REDACTED] coming to you live. You may be listening to this fresh new never before uploaded episode and think to yourself, "Now wait a minute I've heard this one before?" My response to that thought is you are wrong and probably a little crazy. You really should seek therapy help.... Anyways Charles and I rank the good Star Wars movies and review another celebration pack seltzer.

Intern Jared finally gets married and Charles and Joe celebrate with Aldi's Celebration Hard Seltzer! We're cracking open the Rosé Style flavor while reminiscing about the dungeon Joe booked for us. Enjoy, you beautiful people. Follow us on X & insta @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify for all the songs we recommend. Click the link plz & thank you

Truly cotton candy seltzer. We do the drinking of that. Like and follow for more. Follow us on X & Insta @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify for all the songs we recommend Give us money or whatever

We out here reviewing the Cherry Pop Truly seltzer. My brain is fried so I ain't got much to say here. Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify to listen to the songs we recommend. Follow us on on X and the gram @lowseltzpc Click the link to cure my depression

Well hello you beautiful people, we're back with a BRAND NEW pack of seltzers! Come join us while we bust open the Red White and Tru Truly 12 pack and drink the blue razz. Is it good? Take a gander Follow us on X and Insta @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify to hear the songs we recommend Click the link if you want your vote this election to count

You might be wondering why Ep. 37 is coming directly after Ep. 35 Welcome to this week's episode of Low Seltz-Esteem!! This week we continue the the Truly Red White and Tru pack with Lemon Ice!! Jamie and Joe lose power, Obsidian continues to misbehave, and Jamie's ex had an anime body pillow! Follow us on X and Instagram @lowseltzpc Find 10 episodes on youtube! Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteen Jamz playlist on Spotify to listen to the songs we recommend! Click the link and enter in the secret numbers on your credit card to unlock 100,000,000 V Bucks

WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO SEE THE GRAVY TRAIN!!!!!!! Enjoy while we finish the White Claw Black Cherry in a parking lot. Shout out to the two folks that joined us!!! Follow us on X and Insta @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz Esteem Jamz playlist on spotify to hear the songs we recommend! If you want to donate to the hurricane recovery, click the link below!! (don't)

It's the calm before the storm. Charles is at Joe's house again and Producer Jamie comes home to a surprise. Come join us while we review Raspberry White Claw Follow us on X and insta: @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify for all the music we recommend. Click the link if you're dumb

How many concussions do you need to get before your brain is broken? I don't know, but I apparently 5 (or however many Tua has had) is not enough! But, listening to us for more than 5min causes more damage than Tua's brain has received. Come get stupid with us while we review White Claw Pinapple! Follow us on X and Instagram @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on spotify for the songs we recommend Click the link below to support Tua's medical bills

I have lime disease and I need the doctor's help! We're reviewing White Claw lime this week while we talk about guinea pigs on a plane, Charles' 70 year old roommate, and FREE GLIZZIES!! Follow us on X and Instagram @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify to listen to the songs we recommend! Don't click on random links (unless you wanna be cool)

We finally have our first guest that we don't know in real life! This week Charles & Joe welcome Mike from the Oh, ! podcast to watch us drink the final Mighty Swell Tropic pack flavor, Pineapple! Follow us on X and Instagram @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz playlist on Spotify Listen to our guest: https://open.spotify.com/show/1WChL23RFp0PtSOm2qsPBJ?si=4fda3590184e4d24 At the time of writing this bio, I heard my roommate doing the deed in the shower. Plz click the link to pay for my therapy

We out here drinking papaya Mighty Swell and LOVING IT OMG BROTHER THIS STUFF IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD YUM YUM Follow us on X and Instagram @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz-Esteem Jamz on Spotify for our song recommendations Money isn't real, so click the link and give it to us

Holy sh*t could this be it?! Is this the Mighty Swell flavor to save them all?! Is Olympic breakdancing cooked? Is Darth Jar Jar real? Am I happy? ⁽ⁿᵒ⁾ Well come take a gander and find out on this week's episode of two idiots with undiagnosed autism review hard seltzers! Follow us on Xtwitter & Instagram @lowseltzpc for updates Listen to the Low-Seltz Jamz playlist on Spotify to hear all of our music recommendations Wanna buy us a drink? Click the link!

F#@*ING , NOTHING is swell this week because the abomination of a seltzer is back. That's right, the Mighty Swell Tropic pack is up next and we review a bastardization of what's supposed to be a Mango Raspberry seltzer! Oh swell, oh well, Charles has an overdose story to tell. Follow us on X & Instagram: @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low-Seltz Jamz playlist on Spotify Email us at [email protected] Wanna buy us a drink?

Seriously, DO NOT drive drunk! BUT you’re welcome to drink at home while you listen to this week’s review of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Mango hard seltzer ! Get ready to hear about root beer, police interactions, and ways you can be smart with your money! 
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Joe and I binge marketed on Let Loose for 4 days straight so we can continue to bring you the quality content you've come to know and love. Come crack open a cold one with us while we review Mt. Dew Baja Blast Fruit Punch hard seltzer! Follow us on X @lowseltzpc We're on Youtube. Subscribe maybe?? Listen to the Low Seltz Jamz playlist on Spotify for all of our song recommendations.

It finally happened ladies and gents. Joe's girlfriend is finally a guest on the podcast!!! Will she be a guest again or did we scare her away?? Who knows, but I know y'all are hard working Americans and you deserve the best out of life, and the best starts with you following us on twitter @lowseltzpc. Also, listen to the Low Seltz Jamz playlist for all the songs we suggest.

It's not just the trees that are talking at Joe's house. A Vietnam vet's ghost is haunting his house and Joe is GEEKED out. How is he going to survive, and who is he gonna call to get rid of it? Who knows, but I do know you should follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc for updates. Listen to the Low Seltz Jamz playlist on Spotify.

Let us pray for the many fish who have taken their lives in response to the harsh realities of this wretched world. May God have mercy on their souls, and may YOU follow us on X @lowseltzpc Listen to the Low Seltz Jamz playlist on Spotify

I forgot what we talked about this episode, but I know we struck oil and my cat made a guest appearance. Please ignore Joe's audio. He may have moved, but he's still in bumf**k nowhere and hughesnet ain't working the way it used to. Whatever, leave us a comment and follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc

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Charles' tism took over and got him kicked out of a party. Follow us on twitter or whatever @lowseltzpc [email protected] We're finally on youtube again!!!!!!!!!!!!

Follow us on twitter or whatever @lowseltzpc [email protected] We're finally on youtube again!!!!!!!!!!!!

We liked Sunny D as kids but the Sunny D seltzers were labeled as some of the worst drinks we've had on this show. Will the Fresca seltzers share the same fate? Wanna be a guest? send us an email! [email protected]

Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live, oh Take, take, take it all, but you never give Shoulda known you was trouble from the first kiss Had your eyes wide open Why were they open? (Ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh) You tossed it in the trash, you did (ooh-ooh) To give me all your love is all I ever ask 'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh, oh, I would go through all this pain Take a bullet straight through my brain Yes, I would die for ya, baby But you won't do the sameNo, no, no, no UhBlack, black, black and blue Beat me 'til I'm numb Tell the devil I said "Hey" when you get back to where you're from Mad woman, bad woman That's just what you are Yeah, you'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car (ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh) You tossed it in the trash, yes, you did (ooh-ooh) To give me all your love is all I ever ask 'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh oh, I would go through all this pain Take a bullet straight through my brain Yes, I would die for ya, baby But you won't do the sameif my body was on fire (No) ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames (No) you said you loved me, you're a liar 'Cause you never, ever, ever did, babyBut darling, I'd still catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Ooh-ooh, I would go through all this pain Take a bullet straight through my brain Yes, I would die for ya, baby But you won't do the same No, you won't do the same You wouldn't do the same Ooh, you'd never do the same No, no, no, no-oh X: @lowseltzpc