Matt Stooks

Microsoft support for Windows 7 ends today. A listener calls in with a Windows 7 memory.

Santa calls the show. What can I say? We’ve got connections.

Christmas is two weeks away, and I’ve got a Christmastime poem.

It’s space-heater season, and we have tips.

Man-on-the-street reporter Steve Schnell talks to Cyber-Monday shoppers.

Tommy the Turkey, as he does every year, calls in worried he’ll be Thanksgiving dinner.

What’s the hoopla with flooding?

Christopher Columbus Advisory

A listener called and let me know she was listening earlier, and laughed so hard she choked.

A listener calls in with a tribute to Grumpy Cat.

From today’s show: “It’s Spring, and you need an umbrella…”

I took the show to Jamaica today. I ran into Miss Cleo.

Have you given up on your New Year’s resolution?

Mark Zuckerberg calls to apologize once again for Facebook.

Santa calls and shows off his sleigh’s defensive technology.

Santa calls in from his sleigh.

A snowman calls the show.

Tommy the Turkey called the show. He was happy he survived Thanksgiving.

Sick of listening to 20 minutes of depressing news just to enjoy the “mmm hmm” on The Daily? Enjoy my 38-second edit.

A new craze in reading the stars: The Horrorscope.

A listener calls in with a case of cookie body odor.

Another call from a telemarketer. This one wants to map me.

Telemarketers end up calling the studio line a decent bit at the radio station. So, I went ahead and had three minutes of fun with an alleged student-loan-refinance person.

Jesse James called into the radio show. He admitted to faking his death on this day in 1882.

Zuck called into the show today to apologize, and to encourage listeners to continue uploading data for him. He’ll keep it safe.

Cupid called the show today. He shot someone with his arrow while on the phone.

Tommy the Turkey called into the show today, worried someone will consume him on Thanksgiving.

My on-the-street reporter Steve Schnell struggles to find anyone to interview at the playground during a Heat Advisory.

Out-Of-App Purchase

Tips to stay cool.

What are your coordinates?

Must catch at least one…

Pokemongate 2016

The hunt continues…

Gotta catch em all…from the sky.

Pokemon Go is sweeping the nation.

“Taylor Swift” calls in to shoot off some fireworks over the phone.

Handmade with care.

May all of your mattresses be merry.

For all of your fork needs, Bjork’s Forks.

In this 90-second podcast, we learn the real lesson from the Brady Bunch episode “Her sister’s shadow”.

Fake Adam Levine called the show to deliver a tragic Valentine’s greeting. (137 seconds)

The high cost of free sofas (59 seconds)

Sick of sitting through a full hour of This American Life just so you can get your “Ira Glass Lip Smack” fix? Enjoy my edit of an episode of This American Life (16 seconds).

October Advisory: Beware Fall Colors (41 seconds mp3)

Tips for how to watch a debate. (27 seconds mp3)

Romney’s Got A Three Punch Plan (2:37 mp3)

Man on the street: Bindergate (2:51 mp3)

Christopher Columbus Advisory (34-second mp3)

Sesame Street Woes Aggravate Carbuncle (91 second mp3)