MegaDumbCast

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell Nystul's magic aura from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the newest inductee into RAMHOF -- Mordenkainen's magnificent mansion -- from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell Mordenkainen's faithful hound from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell miracle from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell meteor swarm from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell mending from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spells mark of justice and meld into stone from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell magic mouth from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the illustration of magic missile on this page from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: magic jar and magic missile become the latest inductees into RAMHOF! Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spells liveoak and locate object from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell levitate from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spells lesser planar ally and lesser planar binding from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell Leomund's secret chest from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Mostly, though, we delve into Leomund's psyche, as best we can imagine it based on his spells, such as Leomund's tiny hut and Leomund's secure shelter. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell legend lore from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spells starting with the word "invisibility" (including the newest inductee into RAMHOF, invisibility itself) from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell imprisonment (and briefly cover the spell insect plague) from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell identify from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell holy word from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the various hold spells from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons, as well as the illustration of Jozan using holy smite on a succubus on page 214. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell heal mount (and the many charming feature of the spell helping hand) from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the newest inductee into RAMHOF, haste, from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell guards and wards from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell goodberry from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell ghoul touch from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Plus: glitterdust become the newest inductees into RAMHOF! Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the illustration of the spell gate from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell foresight from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell fly from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Plus: flesh to stone and fly become the newest inductees into RAMHOF (and flaming sphere gets an honorable mention)! Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell fire trap from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell fireball from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell find traps from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell fabricate from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Plus: explosive runes becomes the newest inductee into RAMHOF! Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the one, big, dumb thing that is the spell Evard's black tentacles from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell erase from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell emotion from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell elemental swarm from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell divination (and some runners-up from the spells displacement and divine power) from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the newest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall of Fame -- dispel magic -- from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell discern location from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell detect snares from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell detect secret doors from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: detect magic become the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell desecration from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell death knell from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the newest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall of Fame -- dancing lights -- from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spells create undead and create greater undead from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell continual flame from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell contact other plane from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell command from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell clone from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: clone, cloudkill, and color spray become the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest things about the spells chill metal, chill touch, circle of death, circle of doom, clairaudience/clairvoyance, and cloak of chaos from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell changestaff from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. One of the many forum threads I consulted in a futile attempt to understand wood: https://forums.geocaching.com/GC/index.php?/topic/89015-how-to-cure-wood-for-sturdy-hiking-staff/ Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729