Mercenaries In Retrograde

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Mercenaries In Retrograde

It's a statistical wonder that these four dorks made it this far, but here they are! A new TTRPG podcast starring Algernon Heart, Simmon Petaldae, and Celeste Tourmalia, finding their way in a steampunk world puppeteered by DM Mac. This is Mercenaries in Retrograde.

  1. 124

    The Red Herring: Vol. 13

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, Mercedes Alvarez, Fenrir, HelNotes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene, though a wolf was spotted by a reporter, Mercedes Alvarez, at the scene. Detective Fallon of the BMA is working to close the case as fast as possible. End File

  2. 123

    The Red Herring: Vol. 12

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, Mercedes Alvarez, Fenrir, HelNotes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene, though a wolf was spotted by a reporter, Mercedes Alvarez, at the scene. Detective Fallon of the BMA is working to close the case as fast as possible. End File

  3. 122

    The Red Herring: Vol. 11

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, Mercedes Alvarez, Fenrir, HelNotes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene, though a wolf was spotted by a reporter, Mercedes Alvarez, at the scene. Detective Fallon of the BMA is working to close the case as fast as possible. End File

  4. 121

    The Red Herring: Vol. 10

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, Mercedes Alvarez, Fenrir, HelNotes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene, though a wolf was spotted by a reporter, Mercedes Alvarez, at the scene. Will follow up with Detective Fallon for more information.End File

  5. 120

    The Red Herring: Vol. 9

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, Mercedes Alvarez, Fenrir, HelNotes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene, though a wolf was spotted by a reporter, Mercedes Alvarez, at the scene. Will follow up with Detective Fallon for more information.End File

  6. 119

    The Red Herring: Vol. 8

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, Mercedes Alvarez, Fenrir, HelNotes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene, though a wolf was spotted by a reporter, Mercedes Alvarez, at the scene. Will follow up with Detective Fallon for more information.End File

  7. 118

    The Red Herring: Vol. 7

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, Mercedes Alvarez, Fenrir, HelNotes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene, though a wolf was spotted by a reporter, Mercedes Alvarez, at the scene. Will follow up with Detective Fallon for more information.End File

  8. 117

    The Red Herring: Vol. 6

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx BaskNotes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene, though a wolf was spotted by a reporter at the scene. Will follow up with Detective Fallon for more information.End File

  9. 116

    The Red Herring: Vol. 5

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx BaskNotes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene, though a wolf was spotted by a reporter at the scene. Will follow up with Detective Fallon for more information.End File

  10. 115

    The Red Herring: Vol. 4

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, [This Information has been Redacted]Notes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evidence points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. No new information was inferred from first looks at the crime scene. Will follow up with Detective Fallon for more information.End File--Music Credits: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

  11. 114

    The Red Herring: Vol. 3

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, [This Information has been Redacted]Notes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evident points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. Will follow up with Detective [redacted] for more information.End File--Music Credits: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

  12. 113

    The Red Herring: Vol. 2

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: Onyx Bask, [This Information has been Redacted]Notes: A girl was found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Current evident points to Onyx Bask as the primary suspect, as she was the last known person to interact with the girl in the red dress. Will follow up with Detective [redacted] for more information.End File--Music Credits: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

  13. 112

    The Red Herring: Vol. 1

    Case Name: The Red HerringCase Status: OpenKey Players: [This Information has been Redacted]Notes: A girl found dead on the steps of the museum. More missing or killed in the same way, stabbed. Case seems to be related to what's beyond the Mist. Will follow up with Detective [redacted] for more information.

  14. 111

    Season 2: Trailer

    Something's happening in New Antwood... Can you see it through the Mist?New Season of Mercenaries in Retrograde drops November 11th playing a new system, City of Mist. Hope to see you there.Music by Dylan Owen

  15. 110

    Mercenaries In Retrospective II

    Hello Lovely People! We hoped you have enjoyed Seasons 1 and Our mini arc so far! We here at MIR wanted to have a little yap sesh to answer questions, explain easter eggs, and talk a little about what's next for us! Hope you enjoy what we have now dubbed "Mercenaries In Retrospective"!

  16. 109

    Crimson Leaves: Log 4

    There are two truths here. The world is dark, and we are alive. It was supposed to be the perfect lake house get away with friends. A rekindling of friendship from when days were simpler. That is what it was supposed to be. 7 Days ago the world went dark. The sun, the light...vanishing.4 Days ago, screams began to be heard in the woods surrounding the house and the lake. Today, supplies have gotten low, the bridge is out, and there is something or someone in the woods surrounding the lake house....and they are starting to move closer. -10 Candles is a horror game played with 10 candles and 10 dice. Slowly the dice disappear, and the candles go out until the story concludes. If you enjoyed listening to us play this game, please consider supporting the creator.-A special thanks to our guest DM, Justin Wrynn (he/they), and our guest player Cassidy (she/any). Welcome back returning players Lark (they/them), Mac (he/they), and Elliot (they/he).-TW: cosmic horror, gore, home intrusion, death, blood, bones snapping

  17. 108

    Crimson Leaves: Log 3

    There are two truths here. The world is dark, and we are alive. It was supposed to be the perfect lake house get away with friends. A rekindling of friendship from when days were simpler. That is what it was supposed to be. 7 Days ago the world went dark. The sun, the light...vanishing.4 Days ago, screams began to be heard in the woods surrounding the house and the lake. Today, supplies have gotten low, the bridge is out, and there is something or someone in the woods surrounding the lake house....and they are starting to move closer. -10 Candles is a horror game played with 10 candles and 10 dice. Slowly the dice disappear, and the candles go out until the story concludes. If you enjoyed listening to us play this game, please consider supporting the creator.-A special thanks to our guest DM, Justin Wrynn (he/they), and our guest player Cassidy (she/any). Welcome back returning players Lark (they/them), Mac (he/they), and Elliot (they/he).-TW: cosmic horror, gore, home intrusion, death, blood, bones snapping

  18. 107

    Crimson Leaves: Log 2

    There are two truths here. The world is dark, and we are alive. It was supposed to be the perfect lake house get away with friends. A rekindling of friendship from when days were simpler. That is what it was supposed to be. 7 Days ago the world went dark. The sun, the light...vanishing.4 Days ago, screams began to be heard in the woods surrounding the house and the lake. Today, supplies have gotten low, the bridge is out, and there is something or someone in the woods surrounding the lake house....and they are starting to move closer. -10 Candles is a horror game played with 10 candles and 10 dice. Slowly the dice disappear, and the candles go out until the story concludes. If you enjoyed listening to us play this game, please consider supporting the creator.-A special thanks to our guest DM, Justin Wrynn (he/they), and our guest player Cassidy (she/any). Welcome back returning players Lark (they/them), Mac (he/they), and Elliot (they/he).-TW: cosmic horror, gore, home intrusion, death, blood, bones snapping

  19. 106

    Crimson Leaves: Log 1

    There are two truths here. The world is dark and we are alive. It was supposed to be the perfect lake house get away with friends. A rekindling of friendship from when days were simpler. That is what it was supposed to be. 7 Days ago the world went dark. The sun, the light...vanishing.4 Days ago, screams began to be heard in the woods surrounding the house and the lake. Today, supplies have gotten low, the bridge is out, and there is something or someone in the woods surrounding the lake house....and they are starting to move closer. -10 Candles is a horror game played with 10 candles and 10 dice. Slowly the dice disappear and the candles go out until the story concludes. If you enjoyed listening to us play this game, please consider supporting the creator.-A special thanks to our guest DM, Justin Wrynn (he/they), and our guest player Cassidy (she/any). Welcome back returning players Lark (they/them), Mac (he/they), and Elliot (they/he).-TW: cosmic horror, gore, home intrusion, death, and blood

  20. 105

    Wonders Episode 103: Wonders (Epilogue)

    Thank you to all of our incredible supporters, fans, and artists who have listened and created along with us this first season. We really do appreciate all you do. Simmon accomplished his dream, Celeste makes her mark, and Algernon settles into a new life. Find out how our story ends, on this final epilogue of Mercenaries in Retrograde: Wonders.

  21. 104

    Wonders Episode 102: Faith. Joy. Hope.

    Underneath it all, this is a story of Faith, Joy, and Hope. Celeste has Faith, Simmon has Joy, and Algernon has Hope. Welcome to the Finale of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

  22. 103

    Wonders Episode 101: Natural 20

    So we've made it to the end of our journey, now all that is left to do is cut the serpent's head. Simmon forgets this is an audio medium, Celeste rolls over people in her chair, and Algernon gets some cool new scars. 1 episode to go in Mercenaries In Retrograde.

  23. 102

    Wonders Episode 100: Revitalized Hope

    Now that the dragon is vanquished, it's time for the real challenge- PUZZLES! Simmon doesn't give up, Celeste rolls over some hams, and Algernon solidifies his trust. It's almost time to end this. Mercenaries In Retrograde.3

  24. 101

    Wonders Episode 99: Spinning of the Wheel

    Today is the day our heroes have been training for. Will they succeed in their quests or will their path be forever stained. Celeste forges her own path, Simmon fights with honor, and Algernon holds steady. 4. On this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

  25. 100

    Wonders Episode 98: Unwavering Momentum

    As the last nights of peace begin to quiet, our heroes prepare for what could be their final day. Simmon is the Wheel of Fortune, Celeste is the Chariot, and Algernon is the Star. Is the future bright for the Statistical Wonders on this Week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde?

  26. 99

    Wonders Episode 97: Connections

    It's time for a party cause if we're going down, we're gonna have fun doing it! Simmon cries (happy tears), Celeste sits under the stars, Algernon makes a promise. Do you hear the people sing on this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

  27. 98

    Wonders Episode 96: What Happens in the Arms

    Our heroes are gearing up for the final leg of their adventure. Simmon stops breathing, Celeste forgets a name, and Algernon states facts. How much longer will our heroes push forward? Find out on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

  28. 97

    Wonders Episode 95: All Gooped Out

    The race against our void-like clock continues! Simmon gets some unwanted attention, Celeste's gotta go fast, and Algernon starts some beef with god. Find out how our heroes level the playing field on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.its almost time.

  29. 96

    Wonders Episode 94: Goop of the Week

    Not all of our rolls can further the story, sometimes the dice have other plans. Simmon takes flight, Celeste heals the world, and Algernon.... oh my gods what is that thing- find out if that thing is even considered a bird on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

  30. 95

    Wonders Episode 93: Under the Stars

    Under the Stars, our heroes seek the answers to their fears. Under the Stars is where they find hope for a future. Simmon forgets about polyamory, Celeste dances, Algernon is all seeing. Look up. Mercenaries In Retrograde.

  31. 94

    Wonders Episode 92: The Flames of Creation

    The binding weave of fated promises comes for all. Simmon explains the situation, Celeste makes a deal, and Algernon's spell goes wild. Do you see the strings on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

  32. 93

    Wonders Episode 91: Irvin Walche

    They say it is blood and memory that makes a man. Simmon sees death, Celeste sees life, and Algernon sees what's in between. Find your footing in realty on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.TW: blood, death, murder, sacrifice

  33. 92

    Wonders Episode 90: Memories Not of My Own

    If you clone yourself is the clone a new person or simply an extension of you? Simmon casts Legend Lore, Celeste reveals a minor secret, and Algernon makes things less complicated. The final cord is being pulled on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.Careful... they're watching...

  34. 91

    Wonders Episode 89: Now *This* Is A Mythelon Thing

    There are more secrets to be had than truth to be told in this world, especially for those who seek the knowledge of their past. Simmon tells a lie, Celeste realizes a gift, and Algernon wants honesty. We almost have all of the pieces. There is little time left. Mercenaries In Retrograde.

  35. 90

    Wonders Episode 88: The Gift of Home

    After a long fought battle, our heroes deserve some rest. Simmon doesn't have the extra planer plan, Celeste has a heart to heart, and Algernon's sending stone gets (stolen) barrowed. Let's see if our Statistic Wonders have a good night on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

  36. 89

    Wonders Episode 87: Out of the Ashes

    It feels like the end of days in Luminoa and our heroes are fighting for their lives. Simmon summons a skull, Celeste won't stop, Algernon aids his friends, and Ixi's group fights from below. Who will deal the killing blow on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde?

  37. 88

    Wonders Episode 86: Winds of the Battle

    Under the surface what do you see? Nightmares? Terrors? ...Hope? Simmon is down. Celeste looks rough. Algernon speaks too soon. Ixi hides away. Who will make it out alive on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

  38. 87

    Wonders Episode 85: Scorching Ray

    With a second Dragon entering the ring, what will our Statistical Wonders do?! Simmon falls out of the sky, Celeste blasts a baddie, Algernon lances psychically, and Ixi stays critting. Can you calculate how much damage we did on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

  39. 86

    Wonders Episode 84: What Lies in the Abyss

    We've had plenty of Dungeons on this show but what about the other half?! Simmon becomes a mosquito, Celeste jumps a railing, Algernon plays back up, and Ixi resorts to it's hidey hole! Can you survive what's in the abyss on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde?

  40. 85

    Wonders Episode 83: Gods Damn It Charles

    What's better entertainment than watching people fall into the abyss for fun? Simmon watches his funeral, Celeste uses diplomacy, Algernon ponders the big picture, and Ixi finds something dangerous. Find out what gets pulled wide open on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

  41. 84

    Wonders Episode 82: May I Have This Dance?

    Socializing is hard. But not as hard as dancing when you have 2 left feet! Simmon can't dance, Celeste is a paragon of perfection, Algernon is a charisma machine, and Ixi spins in circles. Grab a drink and dance your way into this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

  42. 83

    Wonders Episode 81: The Infernal Gala

    One two three- One two three- Our heroes are about to waltz the night away! Simmon gets tipsy, Celeste embodies the heir, Algernon turns some heads, and Ixi is the Supreme Creature of the Swap! Dance your heart out on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!Big thanks to Nikos Spiliotis on YouTube for letting us use their music!

  43. 82

    Wonders Episode 80: Stick to the Plan

    Twas the night before the ball and what do we see? A group of young adventurers trying to be... ready to take on their enemies... sorry I'm not good at rhyming. Simmon misses the mark, Celeste is about to make her own way, Algernon doesn't give his backstory, and Ixi- is that a stick? What in the world of wonder could be happening on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde?!

  44. 81

    Wonders Episode 79: The Thing in Your Walls

    Look at this thing I found! It says it's name is Ixi! Simmon panics, Celeste protects her home, Algernon celebrates teamwork, and Ixikat pokes monsters with a stick! Find out more about the creature in your walls in this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde

  45. 80

    Wonders Episode 78: Creechor

    What's that sound? Did you hear is? Scuttling... Simmon can't brain, Celeste does some DAMAGE, Algernon hatches a plan, and Ixi... who is that? Find out more about who may be hunting in this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

  46. 79

    Wonders Episode 77: Getting Schooled

    How's hell going for our heroes? Well they're certainly learning some very important lessons! Celeste has a heart to heart with the Harbinger of Hell, Simmon fears for his (second) life, and Algernon does what he's best at! Which circle of hell do you want to stay at on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

  47. 78

    Wonders Episode 76: The Round(?) Table

    No one is more ready to dive into some holes than our heroes! Simmon makes a hypothesis, Celeste goes girlboss mode, and Algernon looks pretty. Find out how well these Statistical Wonders do with a looming threat of apocalypse on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

  48. 77

    Wonders Episode 75: The Heiress in Black

    The weight of a circle rests on the shoulders of one of our heroes, and the burden is being realized by the others. Simmon gets a new stim toy, Celeste has a heart to heart, and Algernon is concerned for his friend. Who is able to bare the throne on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

  49. 76

    Wonders Episode 74: Highway to Hell

    You know what they say! Home is where the Hell is! Simmon gets a wing, Celeste sees her dads, and Algernon is hot. Take a cozy lava bath on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

  50. 75

    Wonders Episode 73: A Tango of Information

    What is true? What is modified for the sake of memory? Who knows! Simmon has a heart to heart, Celeste is off being gay somewhere, and Algernon is worried about his mom. What may be changed in this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!Credit to Luis Humanoide on YouTube for letting us use his music!

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It's a statistical wonder that these four dorks made it this far, but here they are! A new TTRPG podcast starring Algernon Heart, Simmon Petaldae, and Celeste Tourmalia, finding their way in a steampunk world puppeteered by DM Mac. This is Mercenaries in Retrograde.

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