Midlife Crisis, the Podcast

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Midlife Crisis, the Podcast

Welcome to Midlife Crisis – The Podcast for the Millennial Man + Woman 🎙️🔥Do you wonder if you’ll ever be able to afford a house? Does your back hurt after doing minor tasks? Do you love video games, but can’t seem to figure out a time to play them? If you’re in your late 20s, 30s, or early 40s and need a space to talk sports, gaming, pop culture, and the struggle of adulting, welcome to your new favorite podcast. Hosted by lifelong friends @agnotforsale & @jeffwarren627, Midlife Crisis is all about the conversations happening in your group chat—hot takes, dumb debates, and just the right amount of overthinking.💬 What We Cover:✅ Sports talk from a casual and passionate perspective 🏀🏈✅ Video games, nostalgia, & the games that raised us 🎮👾✅ Pop culture, movies, and music we actually care about, assuming we’re aware of it lol 🎬🎶✅ The struggles of millennial adulthood (careers, socializing, fitness, finances) 💼💪✅ Random debates you d

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    London Marathon World Record, Competitive Seagull Sounds & NBA Playoff Chaos | Midlife Crisis Ep. 52

    This week, we cover everything from record-breaking moments to completely unhinged internet finds. We kick things off with the London Marathon, where history was made—and get into Nike losing its edge in culture. From there, it gets weird (in the best way) with a viral seagull impersonation competition in Belgium that somehow turns into a real conversation about talent and dedication. We also dive into the NFL Draft, early NBA Playoff chaos, and the ongoing debate around fans, athletes, and what it really means to compete. Plus, we run through the latest in pop culture—from TV and movies to gaming—before wrapping things up with our personal highs, lows, and what’s been hitting lately in real life. As always, it’s a mix of sports, culture, random internet gold, and honest conversations—just like a group chat with your closest friends.

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    Coachella FOMO, Tim Cook’s Done Cooking & NBA Playoffs | Midlife Crisis Ep. 51

    This week on Midlife Crisis, we kick things off with “What Hurts” and “What Feels Good,” from bad haircut trauma to meaningful family moments and discovering a new local baseball spot. From there, we get into Coachella—festival culture, FOMO, and whether it’s even about the music anymore. We also break down the news of Tim Cook stepping down and what it means for Apple moving forward. On the entertainment side, we talk Euphoria, The Boys, and why there might actually be too much TV to keep up with right now. We close things out with sports—NBA Playoffs reactions, WrestleMania takeaways, and a 5v5 draft of fictional basketball players you’d want on your squad. Just two friends talking life, culture, and everything in between—like the group chat, but louder.  

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    The Masters & Life in Golf ft. Grayson Arellano (PGA) | Midlife Crisis Ep. 50

    In this episode, we’re joined by PGA pro and longtime friend Grayson Arellano to break down everything from the Masters to the deeper side of golf culture. We dive into Rory McIlroy’s legacy-defining win, what it really takes to compete at the highest level, and why golf might be the ultimate “game of life.” From inside stories at Augusta to wild moments at the Waste Management Open, Grayson gives us a behind-the-scenes look at the sport—from pristine fairways to chaotic galleries. Along the way, we talk about how golf has evolved post-pandemic, the clash between tradition and modern culture, and why the game still means so much to those who truly love it. Whether you’re a diehard golf fan or just getting into the game, this episode blends insight, humor, and real perspective on what makes golf—and competition—so addictive.

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    Mario Flopped, Kanye Delivered, Michigan Won It All | Midlife Crisis Ep. 49

    In this episode, we start off with everything happening this week—from Masters Week kicking off (good old Augusta National) to the NCAA championship and what’s going on across pop culture. We discuss what we’d serve at our own Champions Dinner, and talk about why the event is one of the most well-built brands in sports. From there, we bounce around a mix of topics—like the Artemis space mission and how it puts life into perspective, viral trends like the “Jessica” parenting moment, and even the reality of Olympic ticket prices now that LA 2028 is getting closer. It’s a mix of real insight and just reacting to what’s happening right now. We also get into TV, movies, and music—sharing thoughts on what we’ve been watching lately before shifting into some real-life conversations, including dating and how different (and honestly transactional) it can feel today. In the second half, we lighten things up with a recap of a recent concert, reactions to Kanye’s latest shows, and some funny internet and gaming moments. We also break down Michigan’s championship run and get into the chaos of watching big games in real time. We close things out with our “What Hurts” and “What Feels Good” segments—from losing AirPods in the most random way possible to small wins in everyday life—before wrapping with our personal picks for the Masters as our draft. Just a mix of sports, culture, and real conversations—like you’re right there in the group chat with us.

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    Pod-iversary | Midlife Crisis Ep. 48

    In this episode of Midlife Crisis, we celebrate our one-year anniversary of the podcast and cover a little bit of everything—from pop culture and music to sports, tech, and life conversations in your 30s. We discuss whether people stand for the national anthem at home or not, talk about a lawsuit against social media companies, and discuss why vinyl records and nostalgia are making a comeback. We also review new music from Kanye West and Fetty Wap, talk about shows we’re watching, and get into AI changing video games and creative industries. On the sports side, we cover March Madness, Tiger Woods’ latest controversy, MLB opening day changes, and more. We also share some personal stories from a casino night, talk about getting older and thinking about mortality, and wrap the episode with a new game called “Guess That Year.” As always, it’s a mix of sports, pop culture, random debates, and life conversations—basically the same kind of conversations you’d hear in a group chat with your friends.

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    The Coach’s Mindset: Teaching, Coaching, and Mentoring the Next Generation | Ep. 47 ft. Mat Vasel

    This week we sit down with our longtime friend Mat Vasel — teacher, track coach, and King High School alum — to talk about coaching, teaching high schoolers in the modern era, getting older, buying a house, and realizing we actually have to warm up before playing sports now. A lot of laughs, high school stories, and a reminder that none of us really know what we’re doing — we’re just figuring it out as we go.

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    Timothée Chalamet vs Opera, $111B Streaming Wars, and Women-Only Ubers | Midlife Crisis Ep. 46

    This week on Midlife Crisis, we break down the biggest stories in pop culture, sports, and entertainment while delivering the usual mix of humor, hot takes, and millennial nostalgia.   We kick things off with the shocking news that Paramount has outbid Netflix in a massive $111B deal to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery, potentially reshaping the future of streaming and putting franchises like DC, Harry Potter, and Game of Thrones under one roof.   In honor of Women’s History Month, we highlight influential women in history and sports — including Serena Williams, whose dominance in tennis makes her one of the greatest athletes of all time.   We also discuss: Uber’s new women-only ride option A dramatic LA Marathon finish that went viral The internet backlash over Timothée Chalamet’s opera/ballet comments The return of Scary Movie and the final season of The Boys   Plus, we share what they’ve been watching, playing, and listening to lately — including Resident Evil 9, music picks, and upcoming sci-fi film Project Hail Mary.   We wrap things up with sports talk covering March Madness, NBA headlines, and NFL free agency moves before drafting our top actors we would cast in a movie ahead of the Oscars.

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    The Long Game: Inside the Mind of an NFL Strength Coach ft. Garret Swanson Ep. 45

    From high school weight rooms in Riverside to the sidelines of the NFL, this week’s episode of Midlife Crisis features longtime friend and Cincinnati Bengals Assistant Strength Coach Garrett Swanson. Garrett shares his journey from Fresno State specialist to a short stint with the Arizona Cardinals — and how a torn ACL in high school could have ended it all before it even began. Instead, it fueled the long game. He walks us through transitioning into strength and conditioning, earning his spot in the NFL, and what it’s really like coaching elite athletes. We go behind the scenes of the Bengals’ 2022 Super Bowl run, the chaos of a 30-minute halftime show, the intensity of Arrowhead Stadium, and the mental side of the weight room — where strength coaching becomes part sports psychology, part brotherhood. Garrett also tells the wild story of missing the birth of his third child… because the baby was born in his garage while he was running offseason squats. This episode is about discipline, resilience, redefining what “making it” looks like, and what it feels like to wake up one day realizing you’re living the dream you used to speak into existence.

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    BAFTA Slurs, Mexico Lockdowns, and David Blaine Sorcery | Midlife Crisis Ep. 44

    Jeff and Adrian are back with another chaotic, thoughtful, and hilarious dive into everything happening in culture right now. This week, they unpack the escalating violence in Mexico following the reported killing of cartel leader El Mencho, and break down the controversy at the BAFTA Awards involving Michael B. Jordan and an unexpected on-stage incident. They also react to Shia LaBeouf’s Mardi Gras arrest and share a wild personal story involving David Blaine. The episode takes a heartfelt turn as they reflect on the passing of Eric Dane and NFL player Rondale Moore, leading to a deeper conversation about mental health, legacy, and checking in on the people around you. On the culture side, the guys debate whether hip-hop has lost its edge, discuss J. Cole’s latest album rollout (and the viral Honda moment), react to Baby Keem’s new music, and recap NBA All-Star Weekend and the Winter Olympics. They close with hot takes, parenting reflections, gaming nostalgia, and their signature 5v5 draft — this time creating new Olympic events. Sports, music, movies, fatherhood, and friendship — all in one episode.  

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    The DJ's Cut: From College Radio to Real 92.3 LA | Ep. 43 ft. Nico Blitz

    This week on Midlife Crisis, we sit down with Real 92.3 LA DJ and radio personality Nico Blitz for a deep dive into music, entrepreneurship, and leveling up in your 30s. From DJing 365 days straight on Twitch during the pandemic to booking 60+ live shows across the country, Nico breaks down how consistency, the 10,000-hour rule, and faith helped him turn DJing into a full-time business. We talk K-pop’s global takeover, hip-hop vs. crowd energy, Filipino representation in media, wedding DJ strategy, building multiple income streams, and what it really takes to sustain a creative career in today’s music industry. If you’re into music culture, sports talk, millennial growth, and behind-the-scenes insight on building a brand in entertainment, this episode delivers.

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    Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl, OVO Happy Meals, and Valentines or Bust | Midlife Crisis Ep. 42

    This week on Midlife Crisis, we break down Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime performance, the Seahawks’ win, and the chaos of watching the big game solo in your 30s. We get into the rumored Drake x McDonald’s OVO meal, Cardi B and Stefon Diggs breakup headlines, and whether NBA All-Star Weekend is officially past its prime. On the music side, we discuss J. Cole’s latest album, Kanye’s potential comeback, and upcoming projects from Isaiah Rashad and Jack Harlow. We also talk upcoming films like Wuthering Heights, Sam Raimi’s Send Help, a possible Helldivers movie adaptation, and why The Wolf of Wall Street might be one of the most rewatchable movies ever. Plus: Waste Management Open drama LA 2028 Olympic ticket lottery Super Bowl streaker insanity Hot takes of the week What’s been stressing us out lately 5v5 draft of top movies to Netflix and Chill Pop culture, sports, music, and millennial overthinking — just the right amount.

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    Sydney Sweeney, Kanye Said Sorry, and The NFL Is Rigged | Midlife Crisis Ep. 41

    Episode 41 of Midlife Crisis kicks things off with reacting to Bobby Hundreds’ rise from streetwear founder to Global Creative Director at Disney, breaking down what it means for creatives navigating corporate spaces. From there, we dive into Dr Pepper’s viral TikTok jingle turned national ad, highlighting how brands are finally tapping into internet culture the right way.   We lean into headline-grabbing pop culture moments, including Sydney Sweeney’s Hollywood Sign lingerie stunt and launch of her new brand—surprise, she’s hot af, debates around Meta smart glasses, privacy, and public recording, and Kanye West’s public apology, sparking a bigger conversation about separating art from the artist.   On the entertainment side, we give honest TV and film takes—from His & Hers (love-hate watch), The Rip, and Netflix hits, to early Oscar predictions, why award shows feel disconnected from real culture, and why marketing still matters. We also touch on the Mario bros. movie sequel, viral climbing feats by Alex Honnold, and what’s actually worth watching right now.   Super Bowl predictions (Seahawks vs. Patriots), Derrick Rose’s jersey retirement, NBA trade rumors surrounding Giannis, NFL conspiracy graphics, and why nostalgia still drives fandom. Wrestling fans even get a quick Royal Rumble check-in.   The episode wraps with personal reflections on career transitions, remote work, mental health, teaching moments, friendship, and gratitude, before closing out with a fun 5v5 draft of the best things to come out of New York—from hip-hop and graffiti to SNL, Broadway, Spider-Man, and Wall Street.

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    Druski vs Pastors, 2016 Nostalgia, and J. Cole’s Fall Off | Midlife Crisis Ep. 40

    In Episode 40 of the Midlife Crisis Podcast, we record our first-ever remote episode and jump straight into the internet’s current obsession with 2016 nostalgia. We talk about why everyone suddenly wants to relive that era, what made it feel so special for millennials, and whether looking back is just fun... or a sign we’re burned out on where culture is today.   We break down Druski’s viral mega-church skit, why it blew up so fast, and why people completely missed the point of the joke. From there, we get into performative social media, fake viral headlines designed purely for engagement, and the rise of “vague posting” as people post less but try to stay mysterious online.   We also run through what we’re watching and what’s buzzing in TV and film, talk upcoming releases, and debate whether awards shows even matter anymore. On the music side, we react to J. Cole announcing The Fall Off, share early thoughts on A$AP Rocky’s new album, and reflect on how hip-hop eras age—and why some projects hit differently years later.   Sports-wise, we cover NBA All-Star starters, LeBron’s historic streak coming to an end, Kevin Durant climbing the all-time scoring list, NFL playoff chaos, tortured fan bases, and make some bold championship picks. We wrap things up with personal takes, life updates, and a 5v5 draft of the most iconic moments of 2016, from viral challenges and albums to unforgettable sports moments.   If you’re into pop culture, millennial nostalgia, sports debates, music talk, and navigating adulthood in real time, this episode feels like hanging out in the group chat—just with microphones on.    

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    New Year, New Takes, Same Group Chat | Midlife Crisis Ep. 39

    We kick off 2026 with a wide-ranging, relatable conversation on pop culture, sports, tech, and navigating adulthood in your early 30s. Fresh off the holidays, we dive into why people—especially Gen Z—are posting less on social media, the rise of “mysterious” blank Instagram profiles, and whether social media burnout is finally real. We also unpack news around a proposed 10% credit card interest cap and what it could mean for everyday consumers drowning in debt.   The episode shifts into real-life reflections on how hard it is to make new friends as adults, workplace boundaries, social anxiety, and why shared interests—especially sports—still matter for connection. We also react to an Instagram data breach affecting millions, questioning digital privacy, online footprints, and whether anyone truly cares anymore... apparently we don't.   On the tech and culture side, we discuss ChatGPT’s growing integration into everyday platforms like Apple Music, AI’s rapid evolution, and where skepticism still makes sense. Predictions for the rest of 2026 include bold takes on Hollywood backlash cycles, Kanye West’s next move, Marvel fatigue, and whether AI will finally deliver a truly life-changing consumer product.   TV, film, and gaming get plenty of shine with a heated breakdown of the Stranger Things finale, debates over character arcs and Vecna’s ending, plus thoughts on Better Call Saul, The Pitt, and current gaming obsessions like Arc Raiders. Music talk includes anticipation for new albums from A$AP Rocky and Zach Bryan.   For sports, we get football playoff reactions, Super Bowl predictions, NBA drama, NFL media moments, LIV Golf rumors, and firsthand impressions of the Clippers’ futuristic Intuit Dome experience. The episode wraps with personal wins and struggles—from career changes and new jobs to moving stress—before closing with a 5-on-5 draft of our goals for the year covering fitness, finances, creativity, parenting, and personal growth for 2026.

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    End of the Year Awards, Timothée Chalamet Hype, and Jeff’s Dad Joins the Pod | Midlife Crisis Ep. 38

    Midlife Crisis Podcast – Episode 38 (Final Episode of 2025) is a reflective, heartfelt, and culture-packed conversation featuring Jeff’s dad, longtime high school teacher Rodney Warren, as the crew looks back on life, careers, friendships, and pop culture while staring down their 30s—and a new year—a little wiser. The episode opens with intergenerational perspective, as Rodney reflects on turning 60, navigating marriage, fatherhood, cancer survival, and a 35+ year teaching career. He shares candid wisdom on relationships, work, retirement, and why long-term friendships matter more as life evolves. The conversation explores how priorities shift with age, the realities of burnout, and what truly lasts when careers, locations, and identities change. From there, the show shifts into its signature blend of current events, pop culture, sports, and nostalgia: The future of podcasting as Netflix enters the video podcast space Spotify’s new AI-generated playlists TikTok’s U.S. sale and cultural relevance Reactions to major TV and film moments including Stranger Things Season 5 and Timothée Chalamet’s Marty Supreme A fun debate around “your song to escape Vecna” (Stranger Things fans will get it) Sports fans get plenty of love with NFL playoff talk, Patriots nostalgia, college football matchups, NBA all-time starting fives, and classic wrestling debates featuring Stone Cold, The Rock, and Attitude Era icons. The episode closes with emotional “What Hurts / What Feels Good” reflections—covering career changes, moving cities, new jobs, friendships drifting, and the excitement (and fear) of fresh chapters—followed by End-of-the-Year Picks spanning movies, music, TV, games, and cultural moments.

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    A.I. Slop, John Cena’s Goodbye, and Office Holiday Parties | Midlife Crisis Ep. 37

    This episode opens with “slop” being named Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Year, sparking a deeper conversation about AI-generated content, algorithm-driven culture, and why imperfect, human creativity may matter more than ever. That theme continues with reactions to Disney’s reported $1B partnership with OpenAI, raising questions about the future of film, intellectual property, and creative jobs. The hosts also discuss Adobe integrating ChatGPT into Photoshop, unpacking how AI is reshaping design, productivity, and creative workflows. From there, the conversation shifts to modern consumer life, including Instacart’s alleged AI price discrimination, the ethics of dynamic pricing, and how convenience apps are quietly costing people more. The hosts also react to a study claiming Americans spend nearly two years of their lives hungover, using it as a springboard to talk about drinking culture, aging, Gen Z vs. millennial habits, and whether hangovers are “worth it” for real human connection. Work culture takes center stage with a debate on remote work vs. salary, as new data shows many workers prefer flexibility over higher pay. This is paired with reactions to Meta ending remote work, signaling a broader shift back to the office and what that means for younger workers, parents, and work-life balance. The episode also touches on screen time, phone addiction, and parenting, including how kids—and even dogs—are pushing back against constant phone use. In entertainment, Adrian and Jeff review Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man, discuss the IT prequel series Welcome to Derry, react to 21 Savage’s new album, and revisit why Breaking Bad remains one of the greatest TV shows of all time. They also weigh in on rumors of Chris Evans returning as Captain America, debating nostalgia vs. creative fatigue in Hollywood. Sports coverage includes John Cena’s emotional retirement, NFL chaos (Chiefs’ collapse, MVP talk, fantasy football heartbreak), NBA Cup reactions, and a heated breakdown of Michigan football’s coaching scandal, blending sports analysis with real-time cultural fallout. The episode closes with personal reflections, a holiday-themed draft of “worst things to say at an office Christmas party,” and previews a special upcoming episode featuring Jeff’s dad for a year-end reflection. Midlife Crisis continues to be a podcast for millennials navigating aging, ambition, culture, and chaos—with humor, honesty, and just the right amount of overthinking.  

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    Netflix Tries to Buy Hollywood, Diddy Documentary Reactions, and Jeff’s Wife Joins Us | Midlife Crisis Ep. 36

    This week on Midlife Crisis, Adrian and Jeff are joined by special guest Victoria Rose Warren (a.k.a. Jeff’s Wife) for a rapid-fire breakdown of everything stressing, confusing, and entertaining millennials right now.   The crew starts with Spotify Wrapped reactions—debating Drake vs. Kendrick supremacy, judging each other’s music taste, and roasting suspiciously high listening minutes. From there they pivot into the huge Netflix vs. Warner Bros. Discovery acquisition drama, unpacking what mega-streaming mergers mean for creators, competition, and the future of filmmaking.   They react to Time’s upcoming Person of the Year odds (spoiler: AI might beat out actual humans) before diving headfirst into financial reality—nearly half of Americans are working multiple jobs, everyone’s shopping on credit, and Black Friday “deals” might just be perfectly disguised debt traps. Dating doesn’t escape the criticism either, with a jaw-dropping stat revealing more men over 25 are virgins than ever, leading into a discussion about post-pandemic social anxiety, dating apps, and why approaching strangers now feels like extreme sports.   On the culture front, the crew debates Australia banning social media for kids under 16, the internet’s collective meltdown over Pantone naming “Cloud Dancer” (aka off-white) the Color of the Year, and the wild impact of the viral Diddy documentary executive-produced by 50 Cent.   Sports chaos dominates the second half: The Chiefs’ playoff panic (are they actually dead?) Indiana shocking Ohio State in college football The unlikely hero run of NBA’s Pat Spencer (yes, the lacrosse guy) Philip Rivers returning to the NFL at 44 years old because why not And the emotional hype around John Cena’s final WWE match   The episode wraps with spicy hot takes on hustle culture, influencer delusion, and why passion—not clout—is still the real fuel for doing creative work that actually lasts. + BEST XMAS MOVIES OF ALL TIME DRAFT

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    Stranger Things Theories, Spotify Wrapped, & Michigan Misery | Midlife Crisis Ep. 35

    This week on Midlife Crisis, Adrian and Jeff jump into the annual Spotify Wrapped debate—is it still fun or officially played out? They predict their top artists (Morgan Wallen, Post Malone, Mac Miller) and react to Spotify’s rumored price hike, sparking talk about subscription fatigue. From there, the duo unpacks Oxford’s 2025 Word of the Year, “Rage Bait,” using it as a lens to examine online outrage culture alongside runner-up trends like “aura farming” and “biohack.” The conversation veers into wild territory with a viral breakdown of DNA data storage, before touching on the upcoming Netflix Diddy documentary, questioning how nonstop coverage impacts real public accountability. TV and sports drive the back half of the episode: a spoiler-light review of Stranger Things Season 5 (Vol. 1) covers the emotional Episode 4 moment with Will, fan nitpicks, and theories about Vecna and the Mind Flayer, plus notes on the Dec. 31 theatrical finale and other December watch recommendations like Zootopia 2, Wake Up Dead Man, and Fallout Season 2. Adrian also shouts out Wale’s new album before Jeff unleashes his NFL overreactions, debates Justin Jefferson’s impact, and processes Michigan’s heartbreak loss to Ohio State while celebrating Michigan basketball’s rise to #3 nationally. The episode closes with personal “What Hurts/Feels Good” check-ins, brainstorming a potential Midlife Crisis Tough Mudder team, and a chaotic 5v5 Villains Draft featuring legends like Darth Vader, The Joker, Thanos, and Voldemort, perfectly capturing the show’s blend of humor, pop culture, and millennial chaos.      

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    Quarter-Zips, Turkey Dinners, and CD-Lamb Can’t Catch | Midlife Crisis Ep. 34

    This week on Midlife Crisis, we kick things off with a mail-in hypothetical: if Adrian and Jeff played one-on-one basketball every year since 2008, who would dominate the record? The guys break down their hoops “primes,” athletic delusion, and the glory days at the ARC. From there, it's a Thanksgiving-week hangout episode covering Gen Z calling Air Force 1s “dad shoes,” the rise of the quarter zip + matcha aesthetic, and the larger theme of that moment when you realize: damn… we’re not the cool generation anymore. They dive into the post-pandemic reality of work culture and the FlexJobs report claiming 3 out of 4 employees would quit if forced back to the office, debating whether anyone actually has that leverage in today’s economy. Black Friday shopping plans, the mental load of the holidays, and the nostalgia vs. sadness that hits—plus navigating parenthood, expectations, and trying to stay present as adults. In TV & film, the guys break down Netflix’s The Beast in Me, reactions to Frankenstein, the potential of Rush Hour 4, hype for Zootopia 2, and Jeff’s surprising early love of Apple TV’s Pluribus. Adrian drops music recs—Samy Sharif and Party of Two—and reflects on building your taste beyond algorithm culture. Gaming talk includes first impressions of the new Call of Duty (“feels like a parody of itself”), Jeff’s obsession with Arc Raiders, and how extraction shooters have turned strangers into surprisingly wholesome teammates. Sports highlights this week include Adrian’s fantasy football heartbreak, Thanksgiving NFL picks, Jameis Winston chaos, whether the Rams are the NFC’s best team, and the big one: Michigan vs. Ohio State and why Adrian might be joining Jeff as a Michigan fan for pure content purposes at the Rose Bowl. “What Hurts This Week” hits real-life problems—ants taking over the kitchen, car brake expenses, mental fatigue—and “What Feels Good” brings it home with Adrian settling into his new apartment and Jeff doing something dope for a student on his way to SDSU. They close with a hilarious 5v5 draft of “Worst Corporate Jargon,” calling out phrases like "circle back," "touch base," "growth mindset," "rigor," and "take this offline"—and why we all  hate how often we say them. Another week, another hang with your favorite millennial duo.

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    Stranger Things Endgame, Sydney Sweeney Backlash, and Tom Brady Goes Jurassic Park | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 33

    In this week’s episode of Midlife Crisis, Adrian and Jeff return after a two-week break with a freshly set-up studio (which is really just Adrian's apartment) and a stacked lineup of millennial-core topics. They dive into the death of the American penny, a proposed 50-year mortgage, and the surprising return of Vine (now “deVine”). The guys debate the unsettling rise of AI that lets you “talk” to dead loved ones, Wendy’s massive closures R.I.P. Frosty, Funko Pop’s downfall, and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos going dye-free. They also break down Tom Brady cloning his dog, why 45% of Gen Z men have never asked someone out IRL... LOL losers, and share personal stories from their own awkward teenage years. On the culture front, they review new music recs like Porchlight, react to the Toy Story 5 trailer, weigh in on the Zelda live-action cast first-look photos, and discuss the wave of Disney remakes. They cover Black Phone 2, upcoming Stranger Things 5 predictions, and Jeff's new "game of the year" Dispatch. Sports includes NFL Week 11 chaos (Adrian's team sucks ass), NBA picks, Lions/Seahawks fraud talk, Shaduer Sanders hype, and fantasy football pain. They close out with work-life balance struggles, personal wins, and a thoughtful discussion about how spontaneity is disappearing from modern friendships.   Thanks for listening mfrs!  

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    The Director’s Cut: How to Write Your Life Like a Film with Sterling Hampton IV | Ep. 31

    In this episode of Midlife Crisis, Adrian and Jeff sit down with longtime friend and multi-hyphenate creative Sterling Hampton IV — a filmmaker, director, photographer, and founder of COTAM (Clash of the Artistic Minds). Together, they dive into Sterling’s journey from Inland Empire dance crews and jerkin’ videos to touring with G-Eazy and Black Eyed Peas, directing campaigns for Mercedes and LG, and premiering short documentaries like Kylie and Merman at Sundance and Tribeca.   The conversation explores the creative grind of your 20s vs. the self-awareness of your 30s, touching on ambition, failure, mentorship, and the struggle with imposter syndrome. Sterling opens up about learning to transmute frustration into creative energy, building purpose-driven art, and defining success on his own terms after years of chasing validation through “cool” projects.   They reflect on: Growing up as DIY creatives without industry access How trauma and curiosity fuel great artists The importance of working horizontally with peers rather than chasing up the ladder Balancing artistic authenticity with financial sustainability What it means to “finally feel like yourself” in your 30s   Sterling also teases two feature-length documentary films in production and his latest Oscar-qualified short Feniche about sexual assault survivor and activist Sabrina Lassegue, now screening for Academy members.   The episode closes with laughs about “midlife crisis purchases,” creative discipline, and the ongoing pursuit of freedom — financial, artistic, and personal.

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    Halloween Dates, Amazon Layoffs, and America’s Dumbest Kids | Ep. 32 ft. Sterling Hampton IV

    In this episode, the guys welcome Sterling Hampton IV, creative multi-hyphenate, film director and founder of COTAM, for a deep dive into the chaos of culture, creativity, and millennial aging. They kick things off with a discussion on why adults stop discovering new music, how TikTok has resurrected 2000s hits, and why we’re all just chasing nostalgia at this point. From there, they touch on the subscription-obsessed future Sterling foresaw years ago, Amazon replacing 500K workers with robots, and whether AI will wipe out the middle class. Halloween plans, “first-date red flags,” and the viral list of places women refuse to go on dates somehow make their way into the mix — along with scientists claiming winter sex boosts immunity (yes, that’s a real study). They also tackle America’s literacy crisis, Nike’s neuroscience shoes, and the story of an eight-year-old kid who let a black widow bite him to become Spider-Man.   Plus: movie scenes they wish they could live in, fantasy football chaos, existential gym thoughts, and Sterling’s hot take on how social media turned everyone into a “character.” 🎵 Music nostalgia, 🤖 robot jobs, and 🕷️ Spider-Man dreams — this one’s pure millennial mayhem.

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    Shohei Ohtani, The 6-7 Epidemic, and The Louvre Heist | Midlife Crisis Ep. 30

    In Episode 30 of Midlife Crisis, Adrian and Jeff dive into one of their wildest mixes yet—covering everything from AI getting freaky to real-life jewelry heists and zero-percent beer Sundays. The guys react to the viral headline that one in five teens have “romantic relationships” with AI, debate OpenAI’s new adult content policy, and break down how Netflix and Spotify’s video podcast partnership might change entertainment forever. They also unpack the viral “6–7” brain rot meme, the $60M+ Louvre robbery that feels straight out of Ocean’s 11, and a hilarious 5v5 draft of which NBA and NFL players they’d want on their heist crew. In sports, they discuss Shohei Ohtani’s historic playoff performance, early NBA MVP picks, and another week of fantasy football chaos. On the personal side, Adrian reflects on moving out of his longtime home and bonding with his son over Mario Kart, while Jeff shares updates from his golf team’s playoff run. It’s equal parts pop culture, fatherhood, and absurd millennial humor—the perfect mix of chaos and comfort you’ve come to expect from Midlife Crisis.

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    LeBron Is Selling Henny, Post Malone Canceled, and Men Love Being Yelled At | Midlife Crisis Ep. 29

    This week on Midlife Crisis, Adrian and Jeff unpack one of the wildest weeks in sports, culture, and life... from Michigan’s brutal football weekend to LeBron’s “Decision 2.0” Hennessy ad flop. The episode kicks off with an emotional story about a woman who wrote her own obituary, sparking a conversation on gratitude and perspective. The guys dive into the global decline of social media, AI’s growing influence through OpenAI’s new “Sora” app, and Jeff’s temporary boycott of ChatGPT. They also roast Disneyland’s skyrocketing prices, question Netflix’s decision to drop its “Netflix Original” label, and debate why 78% of men supposedly enjoy being scolded by their girlfriend. In sports, they break down LeBron’s ad backlash, NBA preseason buzz around Wemby and Cooper Flagg, and the latest fantasy football heartbreaks; including Adrian’s regretful trade of Cam Skattebo. Plus, Michigan football’s collapse, the Mariners’ “Big Dumper” magic, and Jeff’s rain-soaked Post Malone weekend in Utah all get airtime. The episode wraps with a 5v5 draft of dream U.S. travel destinations, proving that even in chaos, the guys can still make a vacation out of it.

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    Tequila Dreams, Mark Sanchez Mayhem, and LeBron’s Final Act | Midlife Crisis Ep. 28

    In this episode, the guys welcome Daniel Martinez, CEO and co-founder of Mas Vida Tequila, to talk about launching a tequila brand from scratch and reflecting on creative growth, friendship, and hitting your 30s. Daniel shares how late-night drinks with roommates evolved into a full-fledged brand inspired by his roots in Jalisco, Mexico, and a drive to turn passion into profit. They dive into lessons on collaboration (“you can’t do it alone”), staying curious, and the importance of playing the cards in front of you instead of waiting for the perfect moment. Daniel also reveals his “midlife crisis purchase” — a 3D printer — and what it’s taught him about tinkering, creativity, and adult hobbies.   From there, the crew tackles trending topics: 📈 Childhood obesity surpasses underweight rates globally — who’s to blame, and how parenting plays a role. 🛒 Shopify x OpenAI and how AI shopping might challenge Amazon. 💤 Millennials using PTO to rest instead of travel — burnout or self-care? 💔 California named worst state for online dating — is hustle culture killing romance? 🏪 Rite Aid’s bankruptcy (and Thrifty’s ice cream living on under Monster Energy). 💍 Instagram’s “Rings” awards for creators — innovation or ego trip? 🤕 Mark Sanchez’s wild arrest story and lessons in aging gracefully. 🏈 NFL Week 5 reactions, fantasy frustrations, and Cam Skattebo hype. 🏀 LeBron’s “Decision 2.0” — retirement, rebrand, or classic drama? ⚾ Dodgers playoff talk, UFC 320 recap, and WNBA Finals updates. 🎮 Black Ops 7 vs. Battlefield 6 debate and favorite new games. 🎵 Taylor Swift’s “Life of a Showgirl” and album rollout design talk.

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    Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime, Michelob for America, and Fantasy Football Failure | Midlife Crisis Ep. 27

    This week, Adrian and Jeff dive into a packed episode covering pop culture, sports, streaming, and hot takes. The guys kick things off with Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show announcement, debating if the NFL’s move is a business play or a cultural milestone and predicting what family members will say at Super Bowl parties. From there, they break down Michelob Ultra becoming America’s top-selling beer, the downfall of Bud Light, and how brands like Modelo and Corona market to different audiences.   The conversation shifts into streaming and tech with reactions to Disney+ price hikes, the Jimmy Kimmel suspension fallout, and Instagram’s new “Your Algorithm” feature. They also cover the rise of AI in Hollywood, spotlighting the controversy around the virtual actress Tilly Norwood, and ask whether fans actually care if entertainment is created by people or machines.   Other cultural touchpoints include Gen Z’s relationship with work, the backlash against return-to-office mandates, and Live Nation’s CEO suggesting concerts are underpriced. The guys also joke about Charlie Sheen’s claim of 47,000 partners, discuss Amazon’s $2.5B Prime settlement, and highlight Kai Cenat’s record-breaking Mafia-thon stream.   In music and entertainment, they review what they have been listening to lately, hype the violent new Wolverine game, and break down the announcement of The Social Network sequel, The Social Reckoning. They also share thoughts on Leonardo DiCaprio’s new movie One Battle After Another and the latest in gaming.   Sports talk centers on the Ryder Cup’s wild U.S. fan behavior, their own fantasy football smack talk, and finally a 5v5 draft on the worst things to do or say on a first date.

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    Meta Smart Glasses, Jimmy Kimmel Gets Canceled, and Tylenol vs. Autism | Midlife Crisis Ep. 26

    This week, Adrian and Jeff dive into a packed slate of culture, sports, and millennial hot takes. The guys kick things off with the Jimmy Kimmel suspension drama, Disney’s $3.8B stock dip, and whether late-night TV even matters anymore. They pivot to the streaming wars, breaking down Netflix’s move into podcasting to challenge YouTube’s $2.4B podcast ad revenue market. The hosts also cover the viral TikTok rapture prediction, before celebrating the newly announced Coachella 2026 lineup with Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber, and Karol G headlining. Other cultural debates include: Matthew McConaughey claiming queen beds save relationships, Gen Z’s crusade against “LOL” in texts, Nike x Costco sneaker collabs, and U.S. depression rates hitting record highs. Music and entertainment get a spotlight with a first look at Cardi B’s sophomore album (featuring Selena Gomez), Stefan Diggs’ messy baby momma drama love life, the Paul Rudd/Jack Black Anaconda reboot, and Leo DiCaprio’s buzzy new film. Gaming fans get reviews of Skate on PS5, Hollow Knight struggles, and the upcoming Ghosts of Yotei. Sports talk heats up with NFL “Yarp or Narp” takes (are the Chiefs cooked? is Post Malone Super Bowl material?), Mike Trout’s 400 home runs, Ryder Cup hype, WrestleMania ticket sticker shock, and WNBA playoff picks. The episode wraps with listener shoutouts, personal highs and lows—including Adrian’s parenting win with Kairo’s TK class and Jeff’s hilarious anniversary mix-up—and their weekly hot takes (tattoos between the chest, Bill Belichick’s love life, and the myth of 9-5 productivity).

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    America Can’t Read, Apple Can’t Innovate, and Adrian Can’t Win at Fantasy | Midlife Crisis Ep. 25

    This week, Adrian and Jeff kick things off reflecting on the heavy news surrounding Charlie Kirk and the state of online discourse, before diving into a conversation on declining U.S. high school reading and math scores and the role of tech and phones in classrooms. They explore OpenAI’s rumored job platform and discuss whether AI can fix a broken hiring process. The guys debate the growing trend of young adults having less sex, the downsides of dating apps, and the need to get out and meet people IRL. From there, they break down why Craigslist still rakes in $700M a year despite its 1990s design, the pickleball craze (and injuries), and why Apple’s innovation has felt flat since the Steve Jobs era. They react to Clips and Pharrell’s stunning Vatican performance, talk Emmys highlights (including The Bear’s record-breaking sweep), and celebrate Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle breaking Pokémon’s box office record. On the sports front, they recap Canelo vs. Crawford (and Adrian losing $20), NFL fantasy highs and lows, and why the Lions’ win had Jeff hyped. They wrap up with thoughtful hot takes about self-awareness, doing your own research before reacting to news, the mental health toll of social media, and a 5v5 draft of the most iconic award show moments (yes, including Will Smith’s infamous slap and Kanye interrupting Taylor Swift).

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    Protein Lattes, Kawhi’s Shady Deal, and Sabrina vs. Olivia for the Super Bowl | Midlife Crisis Ep. 24

    Adrian and Jeff return after a short break with a loaded episode covering everything from viral culture to sports heartbreak. They kick things off with hot takes on “shrekking” (dating someone less attractive), the bizarre wave of green dildos being thrown at sporting events, and Travis Kelce’s engagement to Taylor Swift. The guys discuss Starbucks’ new protein coffee, call out the red flag that is the contrarian friend, and react to Kim Kardashian’s anti-homework stance as dad and educator. Pop culture highlights include America’s first Chief Design Officer, a heated bet over whether Sabrina Carpenter or Olivia Rodrigo is Super Bowl-ready, and a class-action lawsuit against Amazon Prime for misleading “purchases.” They also touch on OnlyFans’ record revenue, Gen Z’s craving for “third spaces”, the billion-dollar surge in trading cards, and the height-income dating gap. Drake’s return to Bobby Althoff’s podcast sparks laughs, as do studies on Joe Rogan listeners and new tax changes around Venmo/PayPal. In TV and film, they review the Office spinoff The Paper, upcoming Marvel projects, Knives Out: Wake Up Deadman, The Smashing Machine, and the Degrassi documentary. Music talk includes Spotify’s most streamed albums (Bad Bunny, The Weeknd, Olivia Rodrigo) and Justin Bieber’s latest drop. On the sports side, the guys vent about rough fantasy football weeks, Lions and Michigan losses, and pick between Canelo vs. Crawford. They also unpack allegations against Clippers owner Steve Ballmer and Kawhi Leonard. Hot takes challenge fitness “man tests” and people who fake expertise by just reading instead of doing. The episode closes with personal reflections on moving pains, parenting challenges in TK classrooms, and staying resilient.

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    Pokémon Card Nostalgia, Red Lobster Sangria Flights, and Bad Bunny’s $200M Boost | Midlife Crisis Ep. 23

    THE JORDAN EPISODE #23!!   This week’s episode covers everything from body hacks to brand fails, music moments, and sports hype. We kick things off debating the $80K+ limb-lengthening surgery trend. Would you really break your femur just to add a few inches (PAUSE)? From there, we dive into Cracker Barrel’s controversial rebrand and why minimalism doesn’t always work for legacy brands. We also review Costco’s 30g sparkling protein water and whether the protein craze is here to stay, while unpacking how Gen Z teens are ditching corporate jobs for trade careers like plumbing and welding. AI culture sneaks back in with speculation about an allegedly AI-generated Will Smith concert video, leading into a look at Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico residency and its $200M boost to the island’s economy. Other cultural touchpoints include Clipse’s LA show at the NOVO with a surprise Kendrick Lamar appearance, news of a Kobe Bryant biopic in development at Warner Bros, and Red Lobster’s comeback under its 35-year-old CEO. We also break down a heavy local news story (the Emanuel Haro case) before lightening things up with trash TV commentary on Love Island’s reunion. In entertainment, we review Kid Cudi’s new album, Apple TV’s price hike, and Jeff’s rave review of the indie game Sword of the Sea. Sports talk features a full fantasy football draft recap (with ChatGPT “assists”), college football pick ’ems, and predictions for the new season. They close out with their weekly 5v5 draft, this time on nostalgic back-to-school shopping items (roller backpacks, Heelys, Captain Underpants, mechanical pencils, and more).  

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    Fake Bieber in Vegas, Fantasy Football Chaos, and Iconic TV Theme Songs | Midlife Crisis Ep. 22

    In this week’s episode, Adrian and Jeff dive into everything from pop culture to fantasy football. They kick things off with a hilarious Vegas story about a Justin Bieber lookalike fooling a nightclub crowd, then discuss the idea of “unhappy leave” in China and how American work culture stacks up. On the entertainment side, they cover Pharrell’s new creative label Virginia, the top-grossing media franchises of all time, and reviews of Weapons, Nobody 2, and touch on indie horro Good Boy. They also discuss Alien Earth’s big Rotten Tomatoes score, Peacemaker 2, the Fallout trailer, and more. Sports highlights include John Wall’s emotional retirement, Sophie Cunningham’s season-ending injury, Michigan football’s $30M fine, and Dana White’s plan to host UFC Fight Night at the White House in 2026. The guys also bring their NFL “5 In, 5 Out” fantasy draft picks—with a little help from ChatGPT. They wrap up with personal stories, including a tequila-fueled night out, what’s hurting (and feeling good) this week, listener shoutouts, and a 5v5 draft of the most iconic TV theme songs.

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    Breast Milk Ice Cream, Wrestling on ESPN, and Attractive Hobbies for Men | Midlife Crisis Ep. 21

    Adrian and Jeff kick off Episode 21 with laughs over bad math before diving into a mix of trending news, sports, pop culture, and generational hot takes. They debate whether they’d try breast milk–flavored ice cream, react to Mike Vrabel’s infamous “cut it off for a Super Bowl” quote, and roast Gen Z workplace habits while breaking down TikTok’s top 10 most-talked-about brands. Other highlights include Gen Z ditching dating apps for office romances, the best employers of 2025, Ford’s $2B EV push, YouTube’s $9.8B quarterly ad revenue, Trump’s new race-blind admissions order, and Instagram’s latest features.   The guys also cover major sports media shakeups—Paramount snagging UFC rights, ESPN partnering with WWE, and HBO cracking down on password sharing—plus McDonald’s new nostalgic adult Happy Meals. They touch on Maluma calling out a fan for bringing a baby to a concert, most attractive male hobbies, Spider-Man “Brand New Day” bringing back practical effects, and horror hit Weapons.   Entertainment talk spans Hulu merging into Disney+, The Office spinoff, MGK’s latest Lost Americana album, JID’s latest release, and video game updates from College Football 26 to GTA 6.   Sports fans get NFL over/unders on “old face, new place” storylines, Lions preseason injury news, FedEx Cup standings, NBA Christmas Day matchups, and a “What Hurts This Week” segment on health paranoia and broken car AC. The episode wraps with listener mailbag shoutouts, a Christopher Nolan film ranking, travel wish lists, and a 5v5 sitcom draft.

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    Celsius Gets Lit, Kendrick Starts an Agency, and P.E. Class Trauma | Midlife Crisis Ep. 20

    This week, we get into the $90 trillion wealth transfer heading to millennials (but somehow not us), a Celsius recall that accidentally turned happy hour into leg day, and the unexpected trauma of the Presidential Fitness Test. Plus: Kendrick Lamar launches a creative agency, AI cartoons meet streaming platforms, and we revisit the cursed recorder and the smell of middle school dissection day. Also—Jeff’s college football dynasty falls apart (again), and Adrian gets hit with real dad emotions during daycare pickup - we love you Kairo.   Plus a 5v5 draft featuring top young male canon events: (preview, Adrian has some wild ones)

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    Pedro Pascal's Anxiety, Luka Gets Fit, and Sydney Sweeney's Genes | Midlife Crisis Ep. 19

    This week we kick things off diving into the chaos of the “Tea” app getting hacked, male birth control hitting human trials, and a very personal story about Adrian getting flagged in a women’s red-flag Facebook group. We also ask: should there be a male version of the Tea app? (Spoiler: probably not.) Then it's time for pop culture mayhem—if it is time for Pedro Pascal's downfall, Luka Doncic’s viral Men’s Health cover, and Sydney Sweeney’s “great genes” American Eagle campaign that somehow made people mad. We review Happy Gilmore 2 (did it ruin the legacy or do the original justice?), break down Fantastic Four: First Steps, and preview Ari Aster’s politically-charged Eddington. Plus: our newest 5v5 draft of fictional homes we wish we grew up in.

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    Coldplay Concerts, Ready or Not, and Hose Water Bliss | Midlife Crisis Ep. 18

    Ozzy Osbourne’s gone (RIP), CEOs are getting caught at Coldplay concerts, and Gen Z is staring into our souls. This week, the guys review the new Superman, debate Stranger Things character deaths, and draft their top 5 childhood summer memories. Plus: anime recs, deep-tissue glutes, Tyler the Creator's new album, and more.

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    Uno Vegas Tables, Racist Elmo, and Bieber vs. Clipse | Midlife Crisis Ep. 17

    This week, the guys dive into the chaos of Uno becoming a Vegas casino game, Elmo’s Twitter account getting hacked with racist tweets, and the internet stirring up fake beef between Justin Bieber and Clipse. Adrian shares his review of Elio, Jeff recaps NBA Summer League in Vegas, and they debate which fast food joints are secretly trying to kill us. Plus: tech takes on Nvidia and Bitcoin, a new Superman review, and a 5v5 draft of the most iconic song lyrics ever. Blanket forts, tequila shots, and Twitter trolls—just another episode of Midlife Crisis.

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    70 Wieners, Diddy’s Baby Oil Fans, and Brad Pitt’s Lips | Midlife Crisis Ep. 16

    Joey Chestnut swallows 70 wieners and somehow that’s not the wildest story this week. We break down Diddy’s courtroom chaos, Red Lobster’s unexpected comeback, and Pixar’s Elio bombing at the box office. Adrian shares a panic attack story tied to creative purpose, while Jeff spirals over missed layups and lost confidence. Plus: a bar fight draft featuring John Wick, Miss Congeniality, and Ace Ventura, and a new fantasy football segment called “Yarp or Narp.”

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    Mosquito Attacks, Big Breasts Studies, and The Case Against July 4th | Midlife Crisis Ep. 15

    We’re back for Episode 15 of the Midlife Crisis Podcast — and this one’s got everything from pop culture chaos to NBA heartbreak. We kick off debating the most overrated holiday (sorry, America... just kidding), then spiral into AI brain rot, why Gen Z might be cooked, and whether social media replacing TV as the #1 news source is a win or a warning sign. We unpack viral headlines like Steve Harvey's hot take on lateness, the latest on the TikTok ban extension, and Dr. Squatch’s $1.5B acquisition. On the culture side, we debate Will Smith’s musical comeback, Pixar’s biggest box office flop, and why Parasite was named the best movie of the 21st century. We also talk standout TV (Squid Game S3, Love Island drama, and Ben Stiller’s upcoming pickleball comedy), and preview the most hyped July movies and games — including EA Sports College Football and F1. In sports, we react to Tyrese Haliburton’s injury, KD to the Rockets, the NBA draft (shoutout Carter Bryant to the Spurs), WNBA rising stars, and how the Achilles curse might reshape the league and also how Adrian and Jeff stretch every morning. We close with hot takes on athlete gambling and news paywalls, plus a quick rant on Vegas work trips and summer body aches.   Lastly, a 5v5 on the top 100 movies of the 21st Century. Thanks for listening!

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    Tyler Herro, Legoland Prices, and Serial Killers | Midlife Crisis Ep. 14

    We’re back for Episode 14 of the Midlife Crisis Podcast — where overthinking meets under-sleeping. This week, Jeff and Adrian dive into everything from pop culture and parenting to tech and Tyler Herro’s wild historical beliefs. We cover the PS6 development announcement and why it would be way too early if it drops soon, plus break down a nostalgic 5v5 draft of the best 2000s rock songs from our teenage years. We talk about Hershey’s Pokémon collab, and whether In-N-Out fries actually hit. We get real about the high cost of parenthood while Adrian reflects on Father's Day moments with his son. In sports, we break down the NBA Finals and US Open golf outcome. TV and film talk includes Stick, the F1 movie with Brad Pitt, and a live-action How to Train Your Dragon that barely holds a toddler’s attention. We also tackle a spicy hot take: Can you trust people who don’t want kids? And for some reason… we spiral into serial killer vibes from celebrities. (Looking at you, Will Smith.)

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    Meth Houses, Mario Kart, and Midlife Meltdowns | Midlife Crisis Ep. 13

    We’re back with Episode 13 of the Midlife Crisis Podcast—where overthinking meets overdrinking. We kick things off with a hilarious bar story and dive into gaming news: Call of Duty Black Ops 7 announced, but fails to impress, while the Nintendo Switch 2 shatters records with 3 million units sold in 24 hours. We talk housing chaos in California, from meth-house horror stories to 7% mortgage rates and why $100K barely covers rent. In tech, we break down Apple’s latest iOS update, including AI call screening and transparent app design.  Pop culture gets love with a breakdown of the BET Awards, Lil Wayne’s new album, and why today’s music doesn’t work in the club. We debate the downfall of modern creativity, short-form content, and the TikTok-ification of art. In sports, we talk NBA Finals, Tyrese Haliburton’s new shoe collab, and more. We close out with brief golf picks for the U.S. Open and thoughts on WrestleMania returning to Vegas as well as our 5v5 draft of our top NBA player picks for a finals team.

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    Bathwater Soap, Nipple Bras, and NBA Finals | Midlife Crisis Ep. 12

    Episode 12 of the Midlife Crisis Podcast brings the laughs and the takes as we dive into everything from pop culture to personal rants. We kick things off reacting to Sydney Sweeney's viral “bathwater” soap collab with Dr. Squatch and Kim Kardashian’s pierced nipple bra from Skims. Then it’s on to casting rumors around the Zelda movie, the absurdity of financing Taco Bell orders through Klarna and rising homeownership age stats among other things.   There's talk of Netflix rescuing Sesame Street, AI's role in creativity, and a lukewarm review of the toy-based shooter Hypercharge. In entertainment, we review the Lilo & Stitch live-action remake and share our take on The Last of Us and You season finales. In sports, we preview the NBA Finals (Thunder vs. Pacers), react to TNT losing Inside the NBA, and discuss why SGA may not be exciting despite being dominant. A hot take on how cleaning habits can make or break relationships leads into their usual closer: what’s hurting this week. Plus, a Tulum trip recap and a farewell to Around the Horn round things out.   Finally, an interesting 5v5 draft this week to say the least... LOLZ

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    NBA Playoffs, Aura, and Prostate Exams | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 11

    In this episode, we kick things off debating the greatest hip-hop ad-libs of all time—because obviously that’s more important than anything else happening in the world. We break down the NBA Playoffs, revisit the chaos of Gen Z slang (“aura”), and talk about the kind of health checkups no one likes to think about - cough for me... Prostate Exams. We also dive into Snoop Dogg’s new album and release party, Morgan Wallen’s massive 37-track drop, and what streaming platform we think is best, and why it's Netflix. Plus, we talk about foldable phones, Airbnb’s new on-demand services, and why Adrian sucks at sleeping. It’s a mix of pop culture, music, sports, and millennial life—with just the right amount of overthinking.

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    Disneyland Draft, GTA VI, & Why I Missed My Eagle Putt | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 10

    In Episode 10, we draft our favorite Disneyland and California Adventure rides in a starting five showdown that might ruin friendships. We break down the hype behind GTA VI, the comeback of Reebok with Shaq and AI, and the chaos of parenting in 2025 (spoiler: we’re winging it). There’s talk of the Golden Globes adding a podcast category, the bizarre rise of China’s “Labubu” toy, and a rundown of summer movies we’re actually excited for. In sports, we cover NBA playoff drama, Paul Pierce’s barefoot walk of shame, and the legend of the accountant-looking hooper on the Warriors. We wrap things up with what hurts this week (our aging bodies), what feels good (surprisingly, work?), and a reminder that unsolicited advice still sucks. Tune in, laugh with us, and maybe relive your childhood one theme park ride at a time.

  44. 9

    The Clippers In Hell, Side Chicks, & Rap Legends | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 9

    We’re back—mics barely working, beers in hand, arguing like it’s 2007. First up: the internet’s greatest question—can 100 regular dudes beat a silverback gorilla? (No one cares.) From there, we dive into CPG trends like protein-everything, Gen Z getting fired at record speed, $10 In-N-Out meals (tragic), Bill Belichick’s eyebrow-raising girlfriend situation ( She's HOT) , and a CEO who risked it all for his side chick’s coffee company - #relatable. We also break down: Kendrick vs. Drake: the beef one year later GTA 6 getting delayed again (LOL) Skype’s official death (RIP teenhood video calls) Thunderbolts, The Bear, The Last of Us & more TV takes Clippers collapse, Lakers fizzle, Pop retires like a boss And the most important debate of the night: 🔊 Our 5v5 Draft of Top Rappers from 2000–2010 🔥 (Yes, there were hot takes. Yes, someone picked Nelly.)

  45. 8

    Beer, Bad Takes, and 100 Men vs. a Gorilla | Midlife Crisis Ep. 8

    We're back with another episode recording! We kick things off with a chaotic mic check, a cold beer, and a deep debate: could 100 men really beat a gorilla? (Spoiler: opinions are split.) Then we dive into pop culture, sports, and hot takes—breaking down Shaduer Sanders' NFL Draft drama, YouTube’s 20th anniversary, Nike’s After Dark Race Series, the nationwide ban on artificial dyes, and the world's first sperm race (yes, you read that right). In sports, we cover the Clippers’ heartbreaking playoff loss, Lakers struggles, the NBA playoff picture, and why challenges might be ruining sports. On the entertainment side, we discuss The Last of Us, You season 5, Wednesday season 2 news, the Malcolm in the Middle revival, the Ghost of Tsushima sequel, and whether country music just hits harder after 30. We wrap it all up with our “5v5 Disney Channel Draft” and a few “hot takes” you won't want to miss. Tune in for laughs, debates, and just the right amount of overthinking.

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    Vampires, Golf Swings and Wrestlemania | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 7

    Vampires, Golf Swings and Wrestlemania | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 7 Jeff returns from a chaotic WrestleMania weekend in Vegas—raspy voice and all—to break down the highs, lows, and fan beefs in the stands. We dive into the return of wrestling in pop culture, John Cena’s win at Wrestlemania 41, and the real cost of being a superfan. Then it’s spoiler-heavy reactions to The Last of Us Season 2, Episode 2, show love to Ryan Coogler’s new film Sinners. We round it out with a few hot takes and do a 5v5 draft of our top 90s childhood movies. Who’s got the ugliest golf swing in your friend group? Let us know.

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    Take Me to Space: Coachella, Rory, and Reality TV Chaos | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 6

    Take Me to Space: Coachella, Rory, and Reality TV Chaos | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep 6 This week, we’re back with full energy and no hangovers—finally. We kick things off with a cold open at Augusta National and spiral into everything from Coachella FOMO and T-Pain’s set, to WrestleMania predictions and $25 sandwiches. We debate if we’re too old for Coachella, talk about Blue Origin’s space flight with Katy Perry, and dream up business ideas like floating funerals in space. In pop culture, we cover the new Ryan Coogler film Sinners, Netflix’s cringey live balloon dating show, and the return of The Last of Us. Adrian shares his White Lotus binge and we both get nostalgic about our first movie theater jobs. On the sports side, we go deep into The Masters—Rory’s emotional win, the playoff tension, and our 5v5 fantasy scores. Then we close with some NBA playoff questions? Hot takes fly: dumb people should stop getting famous, and all events should take your phone at the door. Plus, a fresh “What Hurts This Week” featuring a beard, a comedy show, and an unexpected Linguini comparison.

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    AI Dating, Lil Wayne's Comeback, and the Wildest Masters Picks | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 5

    In this episode of the Midlife Crisis Podcast, we dive into a variety of topics from pop culture to personal stories. We start with a conversation about Tinder's AI-powered dating game and the impact of technology on real-life interactions. The discussion then shifts to the excitement, or our lack of, around Lil Wayne's upcoming album Carter 6 and Six Flags' decision to close Superman. From there, we explore the latest in the gaming world, including the announcement of the Switch 2 and some heated opinions on Mario Kart. The guys also reflect on their thoughts about current TV shows like Severance and White Lotus, before breaking down the news about the new Spider-Man live-action movie and the ongoing bidding war for TikTok. Sports chatter includes a wild ACL injury during a Hawks game and a discussion of the Masters golf tournament picks. The episode wraps up with a heartwarming moment about Autism Awareness Day and a lighthearted “What Hurts This Week” segment. It’s a fun ride through pop culture, personal anecdotes, and hot takes—tune in for a mix of humor and insight!

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    Arizona Boys Trip, Avengers Doomsday, and Cartoon Drafts | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 4

    Ep. 4 – Arizona Boys Trip, Avengers Doomsday, and Cartoon Drafts We’re back from a chaotic Arizona weekend and trying to survive the aftermath. In this episode, we break down our favorite current events: Napster’s $207M comeback, Avengers casting rumors, ChatGPT’s new AI art feature, Stephen A. vs. LeBron, Sydney Sweeney’s breakup, and Netflix’s wild new dating show. We also share our midlife moments from the boys trip (tequila regrets, golf fails, and one legendary chip-in), plus a hot take on why trailers are ruining movies. To close it out, we draft our top 5 favorite 90s/early 2000s cartoons—things get nostalgic real quick. 🎧 Tune in, laugh with us, and maybe hydrate while you’re at it.

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    Lunchables, Flat Tires & March Madness | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 3

    This week, we run through the latest in pop culture, sports, and our unfiltered takes on everything from pickup basketball to Snow White flopping at the box office. We break down Forever 21’s downfall, Bobby Hundreds’ new role at Disney, and why John Cena’s wrestling promo went viral. Plus, we get into March Madness, Shohei Ohtani’s Fortnite collab, and the absurdity of Klarna financing DoorDash orders.   Segments This Week: Current Events & Culture: Forever 21’s bankruptcy, viral fitness influencers, & nostalgic brands disappearing. Sports: NCAA Tournament drama, MLB’s international moves, and the debate over NIL deals in college basketball. Hot Takes: Why Snow White missed the mark, how pickup basketball gets way too serious, and why sending memes isn’t real friendship. What Hurts This Week: A brutal flat tire story & a broken jump shot crisis. The 5v5 Draft: The ultimate childhood lunchbox snacks showdown—Lunchables vs. Gushers, Twinkies vs. Shrek Gogurt. Who wins?

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Welcome to Midlife Crisis – The Podcast for the Millennial Man + Woman 🎙️🔥Do you wonder if you’ll ever be able to afford a house? Does your back hurt after doing minor tasks? Do you love video games, but can’t seem to figure out a time to play them? If you’re in your late 20s, 30s, or early 40s and need a space to talk sports, gaming, pop culture, and the struggle of adulting, welcome to your new favorite podcast. Hosted by lifelong friends @agnotforsale & @jeffwarren627, Midlife Crisis is all about the conversations happening in your group chat—hot takes, dumb debates, and just the right amount of overthinking.💬 What We Cover:✅ Sports talk from a casual and passionate perspective 🏀🏈✅ Video games, nostalgia, & the games that raised us 🎮👾✅ Pop culture, movies, and music we actually care about, assuming we’re aware of it lol 🎬🎶✅ The struggles of millennial adulthood (careers, socializing, fitness, finances) 💼💪✅ Random debates you d

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