My Sister's Diary

I've been going back and forth for a long time over this decision but I think it will be for the best in the long run. I will be back for season 2 in January!! Thank you all for all the love and support, can't wait to read you my diary again ;)Also stay tuned during this episode to hear about the TikTok meanies on a semi-viral video I posted a few days ago. It got a little wild.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! This week's episode I asked my listeners to submit their scariest story, wether paranormal or real life, and honestly I'm not sure which one is worse. I also fill you in on why we had to get a new car, and why our car is totaled :) Love you guys and hope you have a happy and safe Halloween!!!

WELCOME BACK KATE!! One of mine (and yours) favorite guests joins me today where we are diving into one of my favorite corners of the internet: Reddit. That's right we are revisiting the reddit threads to read about some of the creepiest things that have happened to the people of the internet. We've got everything from finding dead bodies, to being kind of kidnapped by an old lady. Thanks for joining and make sure to tune into next week's episode where I dive into LISTENER SUBMISSIONS of scary stories. See you then ;)

You know one of the spookiest feelings in the world? Telling a lie. Is it also exhilarating? Yes. But the chance of getting caught is also such a terrifying feeling. Join me today as I read through my listeners lies they've told and find out if they have gotten caught in the middle. Some notes:Why I've been MIA lately + what projects I've been working onHalloween CostumesJuicy lies from my listenersSee you all next week :) Thanks for being here. Follow along on socials!Instagram: @mysistersdiarypodcastTikTok: @heysamwood

Today I am throwing it back to the OG podcast days, with a special episode from Call Your Sisters to kick off this October spooky season. Kate and I discuss some of our Halloween mishaps and/or embarrassing moments, and then dive into our listeners scariest stories. Grab a blanket and your favorite comfort food and snuggle up for this episode. Happy October! Thank you for being here, I'll catch you next week for another episode of My Sister's Diary.

Today I am diving into all of my favorite dupes and products that, in my opinion, you don't actually need the name brand of. Thank you thank you thank you for listening and being here, even when my life is crazy and chaotic. See you next week ;)Follow on Insta @ mysistersdiarypodcastFollow on TikTok @ heysamwoodEmail Inquiries: [email protected]

Welcome back!! This week I am joined by my husband, Robby. We are teaming up to talk about the worst field trips people have ever been on. Firstly, a few things from my diary:Don't ask the internet for fashion adviceTSITP movie thoughtsBut the main event? Field trips from Hell. My husband joins me to read some chaotic stories about food poisoning on a camping trip, getting vomited on during a fire station visit, a manure factory (yes, seriously), a reclaimed water plant tour, and even the time a bomb threat canceled a theme park trip after a 3-hour bus ride.Basically: survival stories disguised as school field trips. So grab your snacks, laugh with us, and let’s pretend you just cracked open my diary. Follow on Instagram: @mysistersdiarypodcastFollow on TikTok: @heysamwoodEmail inquiries: [email protected]

This week’s diary entry is a little all over the place (in the best way).I’m running down the list on my phone and letting you in on everything:Weaning my baby, the grief + hormones that come with it, and why my boobs hurt so bad I can’t put my arms down (warning: things no one ever told me about nursing).Taylor Frankie Paul as the Bachelorette?? My thoughts on why maybe she needs a solo season of life first.SLOMW trailer breakdown: who’s still friends, who cheated, and who's coming back next season.DWTS recap: scores, music, dances, and my unsolicited opinions.TSITP season finale: Belly, Conrad, Jeremiah, Benito (ugh), that birthday party scene, and my unfiltered opinion.It’s a mix of motherhood, pop culture, and my opinions that nobody asked for. Basically, all the things I’d write in my diary but instead say out loud.

This week on My Sister’s Diary I am talking about the hills we’d die on. From Nickelback to Taylor Swift to why carpet in a bathroom should be illegal, I'm covering all the strong opinions that no one is backing down from. I also share a few of my own hot takes, including why Princess Diaries 2 deserves more love. Plus, before we get into it, I spill my latest thoughts on The Summer I Turned Pretty and the whole Belly, Conrad, Jeremiah drama. Grab your snacks, because this one is full of confessions and passionate debates.

This week I'm talking about the stories our families will never let us live down. From my own infamous “vacation plunger” moment to your submissions about zig-zag sunburns, meatloaf disasters, and driving on the sidewalk, I'm covering all the hilarious and oddly specific memories that siblings, parents, and especially uncles love to bring up year after year.I’m also sharing a few of my own diary entries for the week: half-marathon training (or lack thereof), family photo updates, and the start of weaning my baby.See you next week ;)

Welcome back! This week I am kicking it off with a summer bucket list update, a Robin-Williams-shaped water stain, and a small rant about contact dermatitis. Then it’s time for a brand-new segment: What Would Sam Do? I ask my listeners to send in their dilemmas, and I give my unfiltered takes. From navigating grief and awkward crushes, to cat pee, bad bridesmaid dresses, nosy neighbors, and a very intense mother-in-law, I fully immerse myself into each situation and answers the big question: what would I actually do?Follow along on socials!Insta: @mysistersdiarypodcastTik Tok: @heysamwood

Ever wish you could give your teenage self some advice? In this episode, I look back at teenage Sam. Weird email addresses, Aeropostale teeshirts, boy drama and all. I share the top 10 things I wish I’d known, with a mix of laughs, cringe, and a little real talk. Thanks for tuning in. Can't wait to read your diary too ;) Follow along on Instagram @mysistersdiarypodcast and TikTok @heysamwood

Would you rather, but only answered by me. So really, would * I* rather? First and foremost though, let's talk about the Freaky Friday sequel, Freakier Friday. I saw it this last Friday with my sister for her birthday and it was incredible. Absolutely perfect, everything I could have asked for in a sequel. Jamie Lee Curtis never misses and this was no exception. Was also so glad to have Lindsay Lohan back on the big screen, I missed her. At the risk of giving away too much from this episode, I am going to keep all the would you rather questions under wraps, but tune in to today's episode to hear what my thoughts are on these silly, but totally serious, questions. Thank you all for tuning in, and I will see you next week ;) Follow on Instagram: @mysistersdiarypodcastFollow me on TikTok: @heysamwood

Let's take a stroll down memory lane and recap some of the times when we've had a little malfunction with our clothing.,. or lack there of. I'm covering some of my own of course, including one where I purposefully took off my shirt during a date because my armpits stunk. Not a fun memory to publicly share but I took one for the team. Thank you all for submitting your stories and following along on instagram @mysistersdiarypodcast See you next week!

In this episode of My Sister’s Diary, I'm diving headfirst into the random and low-key existential thoughts that hit you in the shower (or right before bed when you’re trying to sleep). From the invention of mirrors and how seeing our reflection shapes our sense of self, to the unsettling truth about memory distortion, to wondering if I’m accidentally in the background of someone’s core memory photo—this is a full-on spiral, but in the best way.We’ll talk about: • Ancient mirrors and why seeing your own face for the first time would’ve been terrifying. • How memories warp every time you think of them (don’t freak out). • The color theory that haunted my teenage years. • Deja vu theories that range from “parallel universe” to “why am I seeing myself on the toilet.” • Sibling nostalgia, money being made up, inner monologues, and all the random thoughts you’ve probably had but never said out loud.If you love overthinking the little things (and laughing at yourself while you do it), this episode is for you.

You know those petty little things that shouldn't get under your skin, but they do? And not in a "haha that's quirky" way, in a "why am I spiraling over this random little thing" way. In today's episode, I'm cracking open the diary to share the petty, irrational, oddly specific things that drive us crazy. Thanks for tuning in, I will see you next week :)

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that having a fridge with an ice maker meant you were rich rich? Same. In this episode I'm talking about the random little things that screamed "they're rich" to us as kids. Matching washer and dryer? Money. Heated steering wheel? Literal life goals. Then I will take you through a few things that count as rich people shiz now that we're grown. The things that scream "I've made it". The idea for this podcast was partly inspired by a TikTok series by the user @sammye936jc. Make sure to check out her page :) See you next week!

Today I am diving back into the archives of Call Your Sisters with Kate and bringing you one of my favorite episodes we recorded during our prime. Please enjoy ;) See you back next week with a fresh episode of My Sister's Diary. Cringe ChroniclesYou know those moments you think back on and instantly get sweaty? We know all too well. Today we read our listeners stories about the cringey-est thing that's ever happened to them. Don't worry we will share plenty of our own stories. Thanks for calling ;)

You know those thoughts you keep to yourself because they're too unfiltered, too petty, too embarrassing.. or just too honest? This episode is that, motherhood and marriage edition. I'm opening the pages of my "would-never-share" diary and saying things I would normally keep to myself. No pretending, just the raw, real version of my you'd only get if I thought no one was listening. Thank you for listening, see you next week ;)

This week we're diving headfirst into our most unhinged and dare I say iconic delulu moments. Wether it's delusion about how good of a mom you are, or how obsessed a boy is with you, I'm here to validate your delusion. Being delulu is a state of mind, and honestly it is necessary to get through life. Thank you for joining me this week and I will see you next week!

Today I am diving into the sacred, sometimes shady, world of GIRL CODE. Apparently some of the world thinks that girl code is optional, which it is not. I'm breaking down some messy scenarios, calling out violations, and deciding whether or not they are justified or just straight up foul. Grab your favorite drink, talk me on a walk, deep clean the house, whatever you do while you listen and let's judge together. See you all next week!! ;) Don't forget to subscribe, rate and review.

Let’s talk about my favorite subject: ME. This week I am giving you an update on all the things I am doing. What I am watching, reading, eating, you get the idea. Thank you all for tuning in and I will see you next week! ;) Make sure you subscribe, rate, review, and follow along on instagram @mysistersdiarypodcast

Today I am joined by my sister . . . ALYSSA! Big thanks to her for coming on and reading listener submissions of Workplace DRAMA! Some sparks notes:I got my first hate(ish) comment on TikTok :( Honestly I’m scared of trolls and I need to be better about blocking out the haters. All of your coworkers are lazy and you guys hate it hahahaMen (not ALL men) suck. They will never understand what it is like to be a woman Labor and delivery nurses do not get to tell you what to do, you can have a voice during your birth and advocate for yourself. MUTE YOURSELF DURING ZOOM MEETINGS!!!Don’t tell dirty jokes at the OBGYN

Join me today while I read off my listener's submission stories of their experiences with some of the worst roommates. Things can get pretty spooky when you move into a place with a bunch of people you don't know, and we have all learned just how hard it is moving out and realizing everyone has a different way of doing things. Thank you for listening, make sure you subscribe, rate, and review and I will see you next week ;)

HEY GUYS!! This week, my voice is gone and/or sounds really annoying on the microphone. So instead of annoying you all with it, I am releasing an episode from Call Your Sisters that Kate and I never released. It was meant to be our last episode we would put out, but I never posted it for whatever reason. So lucky for you, you guys will still get to hear it. We asked our instagram followers their favorite TV shows and then we put them in a bracket to find out what the GOAT TV show is. Thank you all for being understanding, and I will be back next week with a solo episode :)

ACTUALLY I know plenty of toddlers who behave more grown-up than some of the people in these stories. Some of these people need serious reality checks, and need to take a master-class on boundaries :) A few highlights from the episode with no context:parades are dangerousTwilight Saga rewatchthrowing babies in the airfireworksspiritual manipulationautism Thanks for tuning in, I will see you next week :)

LET’S READ SOME GOSSIP!! I asked my listeners a few weeks ago to submit some gossip! Some Highlights:-Asked if they could be in the delivery room for her sister-Sister-in-law planned her wedding on a conflicting date-Coworker drama-Husband following instagram baddies???Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review the podcast! Thank you all so much, see you next week! ;)

First things first, this week included… MY BABY EATING DOG VOMIT!!! AND I fell off the treadmill at the gym. Other than that nothing too note worthy, but the real meat of today’s episode is.. BIRTH. I am finally getting around to talking about my last birth, kind of sharing that birth story and then talking about being postpartum after dealing with postpartum depression and anxiety with my previous pregnancy. TRIGGER WARNING!! I will discuss postpartum depression, anxiety, and suicidal ideation. Please take care of yourself while listening and turn it off if you need to. LET'S TALK ABOUT BIRTH BABY!! Some highlights I talk about: I went into preterm labor with my third babyI experiences severe postpartum depression and anxiety with my second baby, so I was terrified to have a third baby. A stranger delivered all 3 of my babies.My contractions stopped when I was getting ready to push and it was so dead silent in the room you could hear the clock tickingSee you next week!

TODAY we are reading your diaries!! I asked my listeners to submit a “Dear Diary” entry for me to read during the episode. I will give you my unsolicited advice, my opinion, and just my reaction in general. Some things from my own diary:-I almost burnt my house down making microwave popcorn-I saw a spoiler on TikTok for The Last Of Us.. I’m not happy about it-Easter egg hunts give me anxiety and adrenaline all at once-Read “I’m Glad My Mom Died” by Jeanette McCurdy-Robby tried to send me into a depressive episode with a single TikTokThank you to all of those that wrote in! These episodes aren’t possible without your input so I am really grateful when people take the time to submit something. Love you all and I will see you next week! Follow on instagram @mysistersdiarypodcast

Some thoughts I need to talk about:-Why can’t I act normal when I’m passing someone on a walk???-It is Summer. I am skipping Spring this year. -I feel like a little kid at the dentist.. I’m almost 30 please help.-COACHELLA! Let’s talk about the crazy outfits and how hot and miserable it sounds.-Why is Justin Bieber wearing 2 pairs of underwear-I changed the date of the 1/2 marathon..-Got my ears pierced again and I am a big fat baby because it hurt so bad-Watched Good American Family.. Not sure what to think. How old is Natalia?!NOW let’s talk people pleasing. I am trying to recover from my people pleasing tendencies, so I’m going to share some of the things I’ve been doing. Not going to lie this was really hard for me to record for whatever reason, hopefully it doesn’t sound like a jumbled mess. Love you, thanks for listening and I will see you next week ;) Follow on instagram @mysistersdiarypodcast

Am I the a$$hole?? A thought we’ve all had. I am joined today by my sister Kate to read some of my listeners submission and determine wether or not we think you are the a$$hole. Thanks for listening and make sure you hit subscribe so you don't miss an episode! See you next week ;) Follow on instagram @mysistersdiarypodcast

THIS EPISODE IS NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! Today, Kate joins me at the mic where we read a few unhinged submissions I've gotten, but never read. Kate also updates us a little bit on her life since Call Your Sisters ended and it's pretty crazy everything that has happened since then. This episode is 100% unedited, anything we said, stayed. Hope you enjoy and I'll see you next week for "Am I the a$$hole?"

You know when you’re a kid and you make up a meaning for something in your mind? Or did someone tell you something that wasn’t true and you just never questioned it until you were much older, or did you mishear lyrics in a song only to discover you were wrong when singing it out-loud around people?? We’ve all been there, so let’s talk about it. Some other things I want to chat about:Snow White live action is a FLOP!!! I am so disappointed, I truly had high hopes. I will probably still watch it though not gonna lie. A NEW HUNGER GAMES BOOK?? YES PLEASE!! Honestly Susanne Collins could write a book for every single character in the original trilogy and I would read every single one. So excited to read this one!!I have a confession……. I have read Dramione fanfic… Not going to lie I enjoyed it.Let me know your thoughts! Follow on instagram @mysistersdiarypodcast

Welcome to today's episode, today I am SPRING CLEANING my thoughts. I have had a lot of thoughts lately, from moms complaining about other moms, the stupidest question my husband has ever asked me, to why I think CGI is ruining movies. Thanks for being here, and I will see you next week ;) Make sure you subscribe, rate, and review, and PLEASE PLEASE tell your friends about this podcast. Love you all so much ;) Follow on instagram :)

What’s the craziest thing that has ever happened in your life?? The BIGGEST coincidence, that just cannot be explained or you cannot wrap your mind around?? Let’s talk about them! But first, let’s do a quick read of my diary from this week:1/2 MARATHON TRAINING UPDATE!!!! Running is hard FYI!! What did I get myself into. I truly thought getting back into running would be pretty smooth.. but it’s not been easy. But I am determined, I am doing it!! Send good vibes my way please lolMy baby got his first tooth.. I AM NOT OKAY!!!!I h8 daylight savings, can we please stop? Please?NOW, LET’S TALK BIGGEST COINCIDENCES!!How my bff and I met/reconnectedSaw your parents neighbor in a different country and then across the country less than a year apart!!Talked about someone who you later found out had passed away…Listen to hear the rest ;)Thank you all and make sure you hit that subscribe button!!

Today we are talking about THE ICK! I asked my listeners to submit something that is an immediate turn off, an ick, pet peeve, etc. You guys delivered! Some things I chat about before the listener submissions:THE WINTER UGLIES ARE ALMOST OVER!! Talking about my ugly hair once again hehe :)A few highlights from your submissions:Your husband smelling BAD even after showering...Oversharing about intimacy with your spouse on FBOversharing in general Singing in a nasally toneBad oral hygiene Thanks for your submissions and I will see you next week! :)

Today I am reading accidental texts from reddit!! Along with two dear diary entries I didn't get to in the very first episode. I scoured the internet for some of the best accidental text messages and compiled a list for you. Someone accidentally texted the guy a girl went on a date with that he didn’t give her butterflies, a guy sent a text to his MOM instead of his girlfriend asking for nudies, a lot of people sent some “photos” to their relatives, and so much more. Thank you all for listening and I hope you don’t cringe too hard from second hand embarrassment from hearing these stories. See you next week! ;)(p.s. My antidepressants are giving major brain fog, so I apologize. Had a hard time stringing my sentences together, yikes)

OH BOY You guys came with the HARD hitting questions. You think your sister might not be happy in her marriage, you are trying to push past the guilt of not attending church, you have a crush on your best friends man, your mother in law won’t stop asking to touch your belly… That’s just the tip of the iceberg. TO BE FAIR, I am not a professional, anything.. so take all of this advice with a giant grain of salt.

MY DIARY!!My sister dreamt about vin diesel, I am fighting sever nostalgia and trying not to be sad about my babies growing up, and it’s been FIVE years since COVID!! How is that even possible, time has changed since covid started, right?YOUR BAD DATES!!!PSA you can say no to a date!! Let’s normalize it! A date kisses like a dog lapping up water.. absolutely valid to dump that man. A prom date asking to touch boobies, date made dinner but burnt it, country swing dancing gone WRONG, bodily functions during the date, and so much more!! Thank you all for your submissions, it makes these fun episodes possible! Make sure to subscribe, rate and review if you haven’t already.

Welcome back everybody! Today I have an amazing guest on, her name is Ashley Miranda. We talk about all things birth because not only is she a mom of 4, she is a doula AND a midwife! I ask her what made her interested in birth and birthing services, what is it like to receive the training and certification required, and so much more! Wether or not you are interested in becoming a doula or have kids, this episode is still a great listen! Thank you for tuning in, see you next week ;)

Welcome back! Today I dive into my diary a little bit, discussing things from group fitness, a possible zombie apocalypse, my OB walking in on me mid-undressing, to the anti-climactic TIKTOK ban. Then, I asked my listeners to submit some of their most embarrassing moments and SURPRISE, I have my sister Kate join in to read those stories. Thank you for listening and make sure you go write in your diary ;) And don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review.

Happy Tuesday everybody, this episode was recorded way before the TikTok ban, so I will be talking about that on NEXT week's episode. Today's episode is all about DISGUSTING HABITS! When I was doing Call Your Sister's with my sister Kate, we had asked our listeners to submit their disgusting habits but we never got to actually record this episode. So that is what we are doing today! I asked both my sisters to come on and record with me today and we do a deep dive into allllll the gross things you guys do. Sniffing your fingers after going to the bathroom, chewing on your fingernails, LIKING THE SMELL OF INFECTION!!!! We will talk about it all! See you next week!!Make sure to leave your 5 star rating and review below! Thank you!

Some quick notes: At -home hair fail.. AGAIN. I am already mourning TikTok and it hasn't even happened yet??? Should we bring vine back?? My baby always farts are the doctor’s office. COVID ruined some of my favorite restaurants.New year thoughts: Try and tone down some of my medication, been feeling like a zombie. Let’s start getting rid of some bad habits.. wash my face, put on some lotion, you get the idea. LET’S GO CAMPING!! Didn’t go camping at all last year and I am missing it big time. I need to save my money and not buy random crap I see on the internet. Think to myself: Do I actually need this or do I have something that already serves that same purpose? + More new year thoughts and ambitionsFollow along on instagram! @mysistersdiarypodcast

WELCOME to the FIRST episode of My Sister's Diary!! I am so glad you are here. Today's episode is all about you. I asked my instagram followers to submit a "diary entry" for me to read and react to. Some of it might be advice, some might just be general thoughts. We talk about everything from seeing your grandpa's bare butt to feeling invisible and drowning in motherhood. We get so deep and persona, it will feel like you're reading your sister's diary ;) Love you!! Make sure to leave a 5 star rating and review, and share with your friends! Check out my instagram @mysistersdiarypodcast for updates and to submit stories. Thank you!