PODCAST · comedy
Natural Male Enhancement
by Matthew Tesvich
This New Orleans-based podcast is not about "Natural Male Enhancement", but it is about naturally enhancing your male self, through conversation. Enjoy! Or don't!
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256. Shrek 1 vs Shrek 2, US Farming Crisis
A 33 year old straight white male compares Shrek 1 and 2, then discusses the ongoing national farming crisis: buyouts, glyphosate, farm bill H.R. 8467, etc.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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255. Engaging in this Conflict at the Request of DEEZ NUTS
A 33 year old straight white Rad Dad prevents his daughter's slip and fall, predicts the over/under on the first Terminator War, and discusses a delicious recent White House press release......... oh, and about this assasination?Music by The Darkness - I Believe In Thing Called Lovei DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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254. Palantir, Hit Reality TV Show: Earthlings
A 33 year old balding straight white male has a mini panic attack, jokes about sending a butt pic, discusses the latest on Palantir, and talks about keeping the aliens on the edge of their seats.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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253. This is your brain at 1:30am.
A 33 year old straight white male has a nice pre-work ramble which includes another bathtub incident, a calming but terrifying bedtime story, and Trump the healer.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveMusic by Mother Moon - I Love My BodyI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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252. Yay! Ceasefire! ........ Wait, jk lol haha
A 33 year old autistic unqualified political debater dicusses the recent broken ceasefire, Israel's history of broken ceasefires, and Trump's latest teenage girl rant on truth social.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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251. "I ran", said Trump
A 33 year old balding straight white male fits all his Iran War updates from the last 2 weeks into one long shitty episode: Trump the flounder, the natural resource shortage crisis, ironic sequence of events after Charlie Kirk died, Trump arming protesters, the ceasefire, and potential false flag or Israeli escalation.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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250. A Future Humanoid Robot Society
A 33 year old straight white male has a communication issue with his deckhands and also discusses the future of a humanoid robot society after Melania Trump unveiled one.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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249. Work Hard, Hate Hard
A 33 year old straight white balding male discovers what has sculpted his tremendous work ethic over the years.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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248. The Great Joe Kent Witchhunt
A 33 year old straight white male discusses the explosive Joe Kent resignation, the ridiculous MAGA backlash, Trump's war invites, and concludes with some tin foil hat discussion.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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247. Iran War Update: Lindsey Graham Cracker
A 33 year old straight white balding male discusses the latest Iran updates: Trump's change of tone, possible false flags, and Lindsey Graham impressions.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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246. Painful Convo: Iran War Update
A 33 year old straight white balding male gives an update on the Iran War while doing a painful 1600 meter kettlebell farmers carry.The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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245. Operation Epic Bathtime Fury
A 33 year old straight white balding male discusses 2 difficult topics: trying to bathe his rebelling 3 year old and the Iran War.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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244. Damn Bondi, Lex Heifer, Howard Buttlick, Alan Dorkotitz
A 33 year old balding straight white male talks about the gaslighting dumpster fire Pam Bondi hearing, other serious names in the files, and some recent mind blowing quotes from significant billionaires.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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243. Well Well Well: Iran War, Epstein Cover-up, Hill & Bill
A 33 year old balding straight white male gives his terrible takes on the inevitable Iran War, bombshell Epstein cover-up, and the unique positions Hill and Bill currentally find themselves in.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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242. Mini Oyster Boat Storytime
A 33 year old washed-up balding oyster boat captain talks about 2 recent situations at the dock: a coked-up cat orgy and "makin' boss ass moves son" like frfr on God.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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241. The Worst Possible Blackmail
A 33 year old balding straight white male discovers a form of blackmail so evil, it was probably implemented by Jeffrey Epstein himself.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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240. Renee Good or Renee Bad?
A 33 year old straight white male says all the quiet parts out loud, in regards to the shooting of Renee Good. Also, are you obligated to clean skid marks off a toilet bowl if you didnt make them?Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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239. Is this Episode Antisemitic?
A 33 year old straight white male starts reviewing 2025 as a whole and then turns into a grumpy old white antisemitic boomer with saggy balls.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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238. Christmas Gift Behavior Policy?
A 33 year old straight white male discusses a potential strategy(during the holidays)that could correct your child's behavior. Also, Elf on a Shelf shenanigans.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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237. Extremely Controversial Episode
A 33 year old straight white male flirts with dangerous(even conspiratorial)ideas like "the Popeyes chicken sandwhich is the best fast food meal you can get period", "is Canes even good without the Canes sauce?", "MTG was actually a good congresswoman", and even smaller, less controversial things like "Israel killed Charlie Kirk". Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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236. Sydney Supremacy
A 33 year old straight white supremacist(jk) rambles about Sydney Sweeney being a white supremacist and brielfy discusses the much anticipated release of the Epstein list. Also, what happened to BLM?Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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235. Work Trip aka Disney, DIsney Adult Cult
A 33 year old straight white father of two confirms all the Disney trip stereotypes: it's 95% work 5% pleasure, Beauty and the Beast might be the most horrific plot of any Disney film ever, and Disney adults are the 2nd creepiest humans on Earth behind cannibals.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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234. 1 Hr Free Time, Blackout
A 33 year old straight white hoochie daddy gets 1 hour of free time, recalls getting blackout drunk, and talks about an intersting "trunk or treat" experience.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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233. AT&T Indian Work Force
A 33 year old straight white male locks eyes with a deckhand, brags about his bowels, questions AT&T's hiring process, and discusses different strategies to avoid donating to great foundations.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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232. I Got Kendra'd, The Great Divide
A 33 year old straight white male finds out who was behind the infamous burner account and analyzes the division in this country according to the Big 3: Charlie's murder, Jimmy Kimmel suspension, and Tylenol announcement.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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231. How the Turntables.. Kimmel and Bits
A 33 year old social media masterdebater finally has a reason to stop masterdebating people on social media. Also, what's my take on Jimmy Kimmel and bits?Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC
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230. Is this dude still talking about Charlie Kirk? YES
A 33 year old straight white balding male is still mad about lazy misinformed Charlie Kirk haters. Also, he fights the latest case of whataboutism with some more whataboutism. How does it feel?Rest in Peace to Trey Reed and Cory Zukatis.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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229. Rest in Peace Charlie Kirk
A 33 year old pissed off moderate conservative(maybe radical now) gives praise to Charlie Kirk, while criticizing his haters. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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228. Your Critical Race Theory Guide: White Face vs Black Face
A 33 year old extremely qualified crictical race theory professor compares white face and black face in terms of social norms/acceptance. Yep, 20 minutes of that.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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227. "Hockey!", Crystal Geyser Shower
A 33 year old straight white male talks about the language barrier with deckhands, taking his first shower with water bottles, and had a little TMI issue on the boat.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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226. Another Decent Hopedale Crash-Out
A 32 year old oyster boat captain crashes out during another decent oyster dealer rant. Also, he gives a late night play by play of his late night good deed: helping out his embarrassingly sober deckhand.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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225. What List?
A 32 year old straight white male rambles about "The List".Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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224. Snappin Necks & Forgin Checks, Usain Bolt vs Joey Chestnut
A 32 year old stay at home dad considers different options involving running away from home and starting a new life. Then, he gives an in-depth analysis on who he thinks would eat a hotdog and run 100 meters faster: Usain Bolt or Joey Chestnut.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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223. DisnHEy/HIM, Bastille Day Fete
A 32 year old balding straight white male discusses the new male disney princesses, no longer having poop privacy, a great opening line for his new maid, and the latest Holy Halfshell gig coming up!Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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222. Your Very Own Monthly Oyster Rant, Redfish 7s
A frustrated 32 year old oyster boat captain "crashes out"(as the kids say) at around the 6 minute mark, while airing out his monthly frustrations with the crippling oyster industry. Also, he got some of those frustrations out at a recent Rugby 7s tournament and lives to tell the tale.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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221. 2:00 am Fun, Tough-Actin Prolactin!
A 32 year old balding staright white male explains how energy drinks could have changed the course of history and critiques a viral TikTok giving lactating mothers an eternal excuse for being rude.Music by The Darkness - I Believe in A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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220. Special Needs Installation, Netflix's "Murder Next Door"
A 32 year old straight white organ donor speaks about abandoning his wife during his child's bedtime, the worst curtain installation of all time, and this haunting Netflix murder doc.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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219. Two vs One, 2 Year Old Prodigy
A 32 year balding straight white male meets his match and tells the tale of the greatest toddler of all time..... the greatest of all toddlers.... so, the GOAT.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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218. Exercising in Drag, Pissing While Handstanding
A 32 year old balding exerciser discusses the science behind his new drag jump rope, witnesses first hand laziness at a salad bar, and metaphorically pissed all over himself while doing a handstand.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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217. Goggins Gardening Motivation
A 32 year old full time dad, part time gardener talks about hiring David Goggins for motivation during landscaping duty. Then, he wraps up the episode with some recent words from Mike Rowe.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveMusic by Three 6 Mafia - It's a FightI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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216. Extremely Nice Extremely Perverted Old Men
A 32 year old decently mannered oyster boat captain recalls his recent conversation with a very nice, but very perverted older man. Also, he rambles about the earth shattering pain that comes from popping lower back pimples.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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215. 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla
We welcome back male extraordinare, Cody, to debate this hot new topic: Who would win in a fight between 100 men and 1 gorilla? The conversation transtions into human survival instincts, then the inevitable grizzly bear pitch.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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214. THAT WOULD BE LOVELY, Missed Opportunity
A 32 year old straight white uncle vents about his father "opting out" of all business convos and discusses the MASSIVE missed opportunity of having a nephew named, DeAndre.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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213. Farmers Carry for Queer & Trans Farmers
A 32 year old straight white male does a 1 mile farmers carry, in protest of the cancelation of both $300k contracts for "educating food justice in queer and transgender farmers".Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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212. Pukie McPuke Pants, Monthly Oyster Rant
A 32 year old rad father rambles about his toddler(aka Pukie McPuke Pants)(aka Lady Pukesalot) puking all night. Then, gives a little oyster boat update on menstral mother nature during his lunch break.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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211. Unfold Fun, No Girls Allowed, DOGE
A 32 year old overprotective Rad Dad has fun with the iPhone's "Unfold" ringtone, talks about his Audobon zoo day, and rambles about people crying about DOGE.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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210. Click Clack, OHHHzempic, No Way Jose
A 32 year old straight white future organ donor reps his hood on the Empire shipyard, rambles about ozempic, and has to deal with his racist 2 year old.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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209. Social Meth, OJ(Not the Juice)
A 32 year old straight white male talks about giving up social media for Lent, the massive street cred gained in his household, and the OJ Simpson documentary.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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208. Broken Humor...ous, Real MAN Shit
A 32 year old straight white male discusses his weekly 5am crossfit class attempt at humor and rambles about a REAL MANLY event he attended.Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called LoveI DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
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207. Airport Panic, Justified Self-Defense?
A 32 year old straight white male was finally that "airport runner", accidentally groped, and contemplated self defense against a special needs kid(physical and verbal)(but mostly verbal)(i guess).
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
This New Orleans-based podcast is not about "Natural Male Enhancement", but it is about naturally enhancing your male self, through conversation. Enjoy! Or don't!
HOSTED BY
Matthew Tesvich
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