Night School Horror

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Night School Horror

Night School Horror is a theatrical, unapologetic podcast that proudly isn’t for everyone. We’re here to inform, drop brutally honest takes, and entertain the hell out of you. From films and TV to the books we suffer through, from the classics to the new gen, from the cheap jump scares to the creeping dread, we dissect horror exactly how we want: chaotic, sarcastic, and unfiltered.Meet the Unqualified Faculty of NSH:“Florida’s Favorite Creep” Sabrina Ace“Your Gore Connoisseur” Mathew Malave (aka Mista Malave)“Your Favorite Movie Therapist” Tommy James (aka The Movie Guy BayBay)“The Cigarette Smoking Man” Big Money Eddie"The Evil Barbie" EdySo, grab a seat in the Creep Corner, light up that cigarette, and beware… you might just land on The List for loving Glorious Gore a little too much.

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    Aquí a l'Oest - AQUÍ, A L'OEST 1A HORA

    Magazín conjunt de les emissores de Ponent que formen part de La Xarxa: Ràdio Tremp, Ràdio Sió Agramunt, EMUN FM Ràdio, Ràdio Rosselló, Ràdio Ponent Mollerussa, Ràdio Alpicat i UA1 Lleida Ràdio.

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    Absurd Logic: When TV Worlds Collide | A-Town vs Smooth

    Mista Malave steps in as host and throws A-Town Ryan and reigning Second Rounds On Us Champion Tommy James into the deep end of Absurd Logic, where the rules are simple: take two completely unrelated TV shows and somehow make it make sense. We’re talking chaotic crossover pitches featuring worlds that were never meant to collide—like Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Westworld, Scrubs, and Breaking Bad. It’s comedy, drama, and straight-up nonsense fighting for credibility.Each competitor has to sell their mashup like it deserves a greenlight, breaking down character interactions, conflict, tone, and somehow balancing storytelling without completely losing the plot (they still might).It’s creative. It’s ridiculous. And somehow… it works. Because in this game, absurdity isn’t a weakness—it’s the whole point.Will Mr. A-Town walk away one step closer to challenging for the top spot or will Mr. Oh So Smooth prevent him from gaining one point!

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    Absurd Logic: Muppet Madness | Ace vs Malave

    Fresh off his totally deserved (he’ll tell you himself) championship win, Tommy James takes the host chair to run everyone’s favorite beautifully unhinged game: Absurd Logic.This round, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace squares up against Mista Malave in a battle of creativity, chaos, and questionable decision-making. The challenge? Take a completed sitcom, keep only two human characters, and replace the rest of the cast with Muppets. Yes… seriously.What follows is a mix of surprisingly thoughtful casting choices, arguments about “story integrity” that absolutely should not exist in this context, and pitches that somehow make less sense the more they’re explained.Because on this show, absurdity isn’t just allowed—it’s encouraged. And somehow… it still has to make sense.One of them walks away with the win. The other walks away wondering why they spent this much time defending a Muppet.Let’s see who gets one step closer to the chain.

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    Who You Got Challenge: The Smooth Bracket Breakdown

    In this episode of the 2026 Who You Got Challenge, the crew takes on The Smooth Bracket — a tournament packed with characters that range from unstoppable icons to picks that make you immediately question someone’s judgment.Joining Tommy James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and defending chaos enthusiast Mista Malave is special guest Bobby from The GNP Project, while Challenge Administrator A-Town Ryan keeps the madness from completely derailing the bracket.On paper, this thing looks simple: legendary characters enter, one walks out. In reality? It turns into a strategic circus.Megatron starts throwing metal around like he owns the arena.Michael B Jordan is giving all the love.Black Panther proves why strategy matters.And somewhere in the middle of all of it, a ninja turtle, a shadow-cloning assassin, and a demon-powered singer start causing problems no one planned for.Expect:questionable logic disguised as strategysabotage attempts that may or may not be personalarguments about powers that spiral way beyond reasonand at least one moment where everyone realizes they backed the wrong characterThe Smooth Bracket decides the final character for MegaCon this weekend. Lets see what happpens.

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    Who You Got Challenge: The Creep Bracket Breakdown

    The 2026 Who You Got Challenge for MegaCon Orlando continues on with The Creep Bracket—a lineup so chaotic it probably violates several laws of physics, logic, and basic common sense.Joining the madness are Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, Mista Malave, Tommy James, Mike “Schmidthauser”, and our suffering Challenge Administrator Mr. A-Town Ryan, whose job is basically to keep this circus from completely burning down.This bracket throws together characters who probably should never share the same arena. We’re talking Ben 10’s Omnitrix, Sonic’s speed, Shrek’s questionable swamp strength, magic, alien tech, demons from hell, and at least one character who can literally inhale the universe like it’s a milkshake.Somewhere in the middle of this nonsense we try to answer extremely serious questions, like:Can Dr. Doom’s magic and technology actually handle a teenager with a watch full of alien war crimes?Does Sonic’s speed outrun ghosts… or just run directly into them?Could Beast Boy turn into something ridiculous enough to beat a literal demon idol?And is Kirby the most polite cosmic threat in existence?Along the way we break down absurd matchups, argue about power scaling like it actually matters, and remind everyone that in the Who You Got Challenge, knowledge is the difference between a genius pick and a pick that gets you laughed out of the bracket.If you enjoy ridiculous debates, chaotic nerd energy, and hypothetical fights that should never work but somehow do, welcome to the show.This is the Creep Bracket.Try to keep up.

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    Who You Got Challenge: The Malave Bracket Breakdown

    The 2026 Who You Got Challenge truly begins with Malave’s side of the MegaCon bracket, and things get messy fast.Mista Malave, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, Tommy James, and Mr. A-Town Ryan step into the arena to break down a lineup of fictional fights that absolutely no one on the internet agrees about.Under the Fair Grounds rules, characters are capped, prep time exists, and “because they’re OP” isn’t an argument. Every matchup gets dissected the way it should be — strengths, weaknesses, strategy, and the occasional reality check when someone tries to sneak in a cosmic-level cheat code.This episode’s battles feature a stacked lineup including Hancock, Rick Sanchez, Scarlet Witch, Samus Aran, Magneto, Eleven, and more — forcing the panel to dig into powers, weaknesses, strategy, and the uncomfortable reality that some fan-favorite characters might not survive the bracket.Expect heated arguments, questionable logic, power-scaling debates, and at least one moment where someone realizes their favorite character might actually get wrecked.Votes are cast. The bracket moves forward. And someone’s pick probably just died in the first round.

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    Who You Got Challenge – 2026 MegaCon Draft

    The Who You Got Challenge is officially out of retirement — rebuilt from the ground up for 2026. Old brackets? Gone. Previous records? Cleared. Excuses? Deleted.This year starts with the MegaCon Draft.Reigning champion Mista Malave returns to defend his reputation. Tommy James is here to cause problems. And making her official challenge debut, Sabrina Ace steps into the game.Four categories:Movies. TV. Comics/Literature. Video Games. Origin rules apply. If they can’t be defeated, they don’t get drafted. No immortal hacks. No cosmic “well technically.” If they’re unbeatable, they’re unpickable.But the real headline?We’re introducing the Second Rounds On Us Champion Chain — because if someone’s going to rule pop culture for the year, they’re walking out with actual hardware. This isn’t just bragging rights anymore. This is legacy weight.Strategy gets exposed. Power levels get challenged. Nostalgia gets weaponized. And someone is absolutely going to make a pick they regret.New chain, New era, No safety net, The reset year begins now.Welcome back to the Who You Got Challenge.

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    IT: Welcome to Derry - Episodes 1–3 Review & Reactions

    Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace and The Evil Barbie Edy head straight into the worst tourist trap in America: Derry, Maine — where balloons float, morals don’t, and Pennywise is basically the HOA president.The duo tears into Welcome to Derry, dissecting how this prequel ties back to IT, why the town itself should be declared a biohazard, and which characters desperately need therapy, relocation, or both. They dive into the messy friendship drama, the racial tension baked into the story, Marge’s struggle to fit in, and Lily’s ongoing commitment to making terrible life choices.They also break down the personalized fears haunting the group, the questionable military involvement (because of course the government shows up late and confused), and the moment Pennywise steps onto the scene to remind everyone why Derry never has a full graduating class.

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    Call Me, Maybe and Get Grabby

    Class is back in session, and the phone won’t stop ringing...so naturally, Mista Malave and Sabrina Ace decided to answer it. This week, your unqualified educators of evil dive headfirst into The Black Phone 2, Blumhouse’s latest reminder that sometimes it’s better to let unknown numbers go to voicemail.The Grabber’s back with a more “hands-on” curriculum, Ethan Hawke’s giving full Freddy Krueger exchange-student energy, and somehow Finney’s too busy training dragons to show up for class, so the spotlight falls on Gwen, the only one still doing the homework.We’re talking missing kills, overactive grabbers, and Blumhouse’s undying love for milking sequels until the audience develops Stockholm Syndrome. So grab your rotary phone, ignore the static, and let’s see if this call is worth answering…

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    Apparently, Its Because of Ed Gein...

    Tonight at Night School Horror, class is in session, and the lesson? Never let Netflix do your homework for you. We’re diving headfirst into Monster: The Ed Gein Story, a show so “based on true events”.The faculty tears into everything from Charlie Hunnam’s Oscar-worthy audition for Creepiest Mama’s Boy Alive to the series’ creative “liberties” (read: lies so bold they deserve their own SAG card). Along the way, we unpack the messy blend of mental illness, media exploitation, and true crime clickbait that somehow turned a grave robber into binge-worthy content.From Psycho to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, we follow Ed Gein’s nasty fingerprints across horror history, asking the hard questions: why do women always get the short end of the shovel, and how much sensationalism is too much when the truth was already nightmare fuel?And honestly.... do you believe “Owner of a Lonely Heart” fit that final Titanic/Stairway to "HELL" scene?

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    Alien Earth Finale

    Tommy James and Big Money Eddie put on their hazmat suits and wade through the radioactive mess that was the Alien Earth finale. Spoiler alert: it sucked. From limp storytelling and cardboard “character arcs” to the ever-present fingerprints of corporate greed, our boys dissect how Hollywood once again proved it can milk a franchise until it’s bone-dry. Along the way, they chew over the role of horror in the Alien universe, gush (and gag) about the beauty of the xenomorph design.  In the end, the lesson is clear: if you’re a Hollywood writer, maybe stop writing like your audience has the memory span of a goldfish.

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    Who’s a Good Boy?

    Grab your tissues, your chew toys, and maybe a stiff drink, because this episode of Night School Horror gets weirdly emotional. The Movie Guy BayBay, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and Mista Malave dive nose-first into the indie gut-punch Good Boy. From Indy the dog’s POV (seriously, give that pup an Oscar), to the big themes of life, death, and the subtle reminder that we’re all just killing time until the Grim Reaper shows up—this one’s a ride. Expect dramatic cinematography breakdowns, existential dread dressed up as sarcasm, and emotional punches you won’t see coming. Because sometimes horror isn’t just about blood and guts… sometimes it’s about realizing the only thing standing between you and the void is a four-legged friend who actually is a good boy.Indy’s a good boy, Todd. Good Boy will be releasing in USA Cinemas on October 3rd and UK Cinemas from October 10thFB: @VertigoReleasingUK | IG: @vertigoreleasing | TW: @VertigoRel / TT: @vertigoreleasing | https://www.vertigoreleasing.com A loyal dog moves to a rural family home with his owner Todd, only to discover supernatural forces lurking in the shadows. As dark entities threaten his human companion, the brave pup must fight to protect the one he loves most.

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    Alien: Earth - Episode 5: In Space, No One... & Episode 6: The Fly Review

    Strap in, students, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie are back in session, and this time they’re dissecting episodes 5 and 6 of Alien Earth. Yes, the show where corporate greed is scarier than the monsters, pacing issues move slower than a Xenomorph on Ambien, and somehow… the aliens are the ones we feel bad for.The boys wade through philosophical plant life, identity crises, and the looming “machines rise up” subplot that absolutely no one asked for, but we’re all here for anyway. Predictions fly, shade is thrown, and somewhere in the chaos Tommy proves that the scariest thing in the universe might just be his inability to pronounce Timothy Olyphant. (Offright? Oaf-lint? Who knows?)

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    The Warrens Are Basically the Kardashians of Horror

    Tommy James and Mista Malave crack open The Conjuring: Last Rites and let’s just say the spirits aren’t the only things restless. From Michael Chaves’ direction to the Smurl family case, they dig into mirror metaphors, character arcs, and the eternal soap opera that is the Warrens. Expect previous film war stories, eye-rolling at the plot holes, and a brutally honest breakdown of what worked, what didn’t, and where the franchise should’ve quit while it was ahead. Oh, and yes.....they rank the whole Conjuring universe, so prepare for blasphemy.

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    Draculaw

    On this episode of Night School Horror, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie sink their teeth into the indie horror-comedy Draculaw. They pick apart its charm, budgetary bruises, and that whole “time as an energy vampire” thing—because nothing says horror like losing a weekend to deadlines. From pacing quirks to soundtrack surprises, the hosts balance praise with playful stabs of criticism, proving once again that low-budget doesn’t mean low-bite.

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    Alien: Earth - Episode 4: Observation Review

    Class is in session, and this week Tommy James and Big Money Eddie crack open the latest episode of Alien: Earth. The boys question whether the franchise is boldly going… or just cashing checks. From creepy kid characters to corporate overlords, from AI asking “do you love me?” to the soundtrack making sure you do, nothing escapes detention. Expect talk of cyborg xenomorph nightmares, real-world capitalism bleeding into sci-fi, and whether Timothy Olyphant just graduated top of the class.

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    Portland Naruto Runs and Aunt Edna/Gladys Breaks Sticks

    Welcome back to Night School Horror, where we learn that apparently Portland, Oregon loves to Naruto run and Tommy’s Aunt Edna/Gladys keeps breaking damn sticks like she’s auditioning for Pennywise in the remake to National Lampoons Vacation.This week, Tommy and Sabrina open our doors to a new student Edy (@fieryfinalgirl) to campus as the class spirals into horror obsessions, Halloween Horror Nights hype, and the gloriously unhinged film Weapons. Think Tarantino, voodoo, witchcraft, and just enough gore to make you gag and giggle. The faculty debates if Weapons is horror, thriller, or just a fever dream with body parts and agree that not a single adult here deserves a parent-teacher conference.So yeah, expect laughs, insights, and applause breaks for carnage.Do you really want to meet Tommy's Aunt Edna/Gladys? Drop us a 5-star rating, and we’ll send her to your house with her stick collection. (You’ll regret it. But isn’t that why you listen?)

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    Alien: Earth - Episode 3: Metamorphosis Review

    Your Favorite Movie Therapist and The Cigarette Smoking Man crack open Episode 3 of Alien Earth “Metamorphosis.” We mourn the surprisingly anticlimactic death of Ashley the Xenomorph, while also celebrating the glorious comeback of acid blood, the franchise’s most reliable supporting character. Timothy Olyphant continues to add depth and swagger, while the hybrids keep things messy, weird, and fascinating in all the best soap-opera-from-space ways.From Peter Pan parallels to philosophical callbacks that scream Prometheus, this episode serves up big ideas—and even bigger WTF moments. Wendy’s "transformation" raises some serious questions, the facehugger reclaims its throne as plot MVP. Bottom line: the show promises even more bizarre, exciting revelations ahead… whether we’re ready or not.And hey! Do you think Timothy Olyphant is as amazing as we do? If so, enroll at Night School Horror, drop us a 5-star rating, and we’ll see if he’ll show up to your birthday party. (No promises, but we’ll bring the acid blood cake.)

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    Alien: Earth - Episode 1: Neverland & Episode 2: Mr. October Review

    In this episode of Night School Horror, your Favorite Movie Therapist Tommy James and The Cigarette Smoking Man Big Money Eddie spark up and sink their teeth into the first two episodes of Alien: Earth. We break down the tension, the gore, the melodrama and yes, the kind of genre-mashing that feels like a facehugger showed up to prom uninvited.We chart the evolution of the Xenomorph (who we've now named Ashley), debate the best kills so far, and wonder out loud if this series actually knows where it’s going. Spoiler: Tommy and Eddie are locked in for the whole season, so light a candle for them.And remember...if you want Ashley the Xenomorph to skip you on her next hug tour, just enroll at Night School Horror, hit us with a 5-star rating, and we’ll put in a good word.

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    When Body Horror Becomes Couples Therapy

    In this fresh slab of cinematic dissection, the Night School Horror faculty sink their teeth into the new body horror romp TOGETHER starring Dave Franco and Alison Brie. We tear apart the film’s tangled relationships, questionable character arcs, and the way marketing promised us a buffet of gore but served a sad little appetizer. Expect a spirited autopsy on modern body horror, a peek at its cult-flavored mythology, and plenty of side-eye for scenes that landed with a thud. We also revel in the moments where horror and humor actually got along, debate whether it’s worth your precious eyeballs, and wrap things up with a delightfully unhelpful list of life (and movie) choices you should absolutely avoid.Ever love someone so much you’d fuse into one horrifying soul blob? Enroll at Night School Horror, slap us with a 5-star rating, and we’ll have our cult guy pencil you in.

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    We Know What You Did Last Summer… And We’re Calling Your Mom About It

    Night School Horror is now part of Pop Culture Pros—and we’re celebrating by dragging a rusty hook through I Know What You Did Last Summer. Both of them. Tommy James and Mista Malave take a bloody stroll down slasher lane, praising Ozzy Osbourne’s horror legacy and roasting the new reboot for its try-hard Gen Z vibes, limp legacy cameos, and forced dialogue. The kills are gorier, sure—but the depth? Missing. From moral panic to predictable twists, the boys rip into trauma themes, empty arcs, and post-credit cash grabs. It’s the horror breakdown you didn’t know you needed—but definitely deserve.Do you know what we did last summer?Enroll at Night School Horror and drop us a 5-star rating—we’ll finally tell you what really happened to Tommy James…and the cult church that won’t stop following him.

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    Mr. DNA’s Guide to Franchise Extinction

    Welcome back to Camp Creep, where the fire’s crackling, the marshmallows are mostly ash, and the dinosaurs are somehow still being rebooted. One minute, Tommy James is just getting his steps in, and the next—BOOM—he’s teleporting into Sabrina Ace’s personal audio nightmare: a soundscape straight from Jurassic Park. Is it a T-Rex? A raptor? Chris Pratt trying to act with his hand out again?As the s’mores burn and the sarcasm flows like dino DNA in a malfunctioning lab, the duo unpacks the timeline from Spielberg’s majestic thunder lizard opera to Jurassic World’s “corporate synergy with claws.” We’re talking about the glory of the original and the “excuse me??” of everything that came after—clicker raptors, invisible dinosaurs, and yes... the locusts. Cloned. Weaponized. And utterly unnecessary.You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You’ll probably whisper “life finds a way” as another beloved childhood memory gets stomped into a pile of CGI rubble.Do you like the way Mr. DNA says “Dino-sawrrr” too? Well, if you enroll at Night School Horror and slap us with a 5-star rating, we’ll take your DNA, mix it with your favorite dinosaur, and create something truly unholy.

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    VHS: Very Haunted Sh*t

    Pull up a soggy log and pass the stale marshmallows—because tonight, Big Money Eddie and Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace, are cracking open the camcorder and rewinding the cursed tapes of found footage horror! From shaky-cam classics to laughably lost causes, this campfire convo at Camp Creep dives deep into the dusty archives of the genre. They debate what actually makes found footage work, roast some overhyped flops, and unearth those hidden short films that leave a bigger impact than an entire haunted forest. VHS franchise? Maybe. Character development? Questionable. Comedy in found footage horror? Surprisingly welcome. If you’ve ever screamed “Who’s holding the camera?!”—this one’s for you. Just don’t look behind you… we’re still recording. Know any found footage horror flicks that totally flopped? Enroll now and drop us 5 stars—maybe then we’ll finally stop recording what's lurking behind you… maybe.

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    Songs in the Key of Screams

    Gather 'round, campers… the fire’s lit, the s’mores are possessed, and the ghosts are vibin’ to a killer playlist. In this toe-tapping, throat-slashing edition of Campfire Sit Down, the Music Man is back—Mista Glorious Gore becomes Mista Malave once again—and he’s joined by The Movie Guy Bay Bay, Tommy James, for a blood-soaked mixtape mashup of mayhem. From “I Will Survive” as the anthem of a Final Girl massacre, to the eerie elegance of Amy Winehouse haunting a stylish sequel to Talk To Me, we’re giving iconic hits a homicidal remix.Expect spooky renditions of classics by The Animals, Styx, ABBA, and even a Jordan Peele sacrifice with Alicia Keys. We’re not just talking music—we're crafting full-blown horror scenes, cinematic trailers, and imaginary soundtracks that would make John Carpenter rise from his synth throne. Think horror movie vibes meets karaoke night at an abandoned camp with one cursed acoustic. Enroll now and drop us a 5-star rating—we’ll save you a seat at the campfire. Just be ready to belt out Amy Winehouse like your life depends on it.

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    El sol sale por el oeste 1H (04/06/2025)

    Una mirada inteligente y divertida del mundo que nos rodea, siempre con el acento puesto en Extremadura. Con Antonio León y José Manuel Bañegil.

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    Final Destionomics

    Welcome to Final Destionomics—your crash course (sometimes literally) in the twisted economics of the Final Destination franchise. In this rigorously unaccredited class, Professors Sabrina Ace, Tommy James, and Big Money Eddie break down Death’s most extra moments: exploding planes, rogue logs, killer gymnastics, and tanning beds hotter than Florida in July.In this session, we study Death like it’s trying to graduate summa cum laude in irony. Why does it love chain reactions? Why is it obsessed with Rube Goldberg machines of doom? Why does every minor inconvenience lead to an OSHA violation?This is our final class before Summer Camp begins, so take notes, dodge signs, and maybe don’t drink water from strange places.Homework: Enroll, rate us 5 stars, and stay paranoid, because in Final Destination, even your dishwasher hates you.https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie_podcasts/

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    Second Rounds Jeopardy

    Class is in full freakin’ session, and today’s lesson plan is simple: talk trash, slap buzzers, and try not to embarrass yourself on horror trivia’s blood-soaked battlefield. To celebrate 10 years of Second Rounds On Us, Night School Horror turns Jeopardy into a contact sport, with Tommy James moderating the madness like a sleep-deprived substitute teacher with nothing to lose. Sabrina Ace and Big Money Eddie go head-to-head in a no-syllabus showdown that proves horror knowledge and chaos are best served loud, wrong, and drunk on confidence. Think you’re smart? Prove it. Or just scream your answer louder than the other guy.https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie_podcasts/

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    Sinners N' Blues

    Welcome to Sinners N' Blues, where this week’s class plunges headfirst into the smoky, soulful shadows of Sinners—a genre-bending fever dream soaked in Southern blues, vampiric vibes, and the magnetic chaos of Michael B. Jordan doing the absolute most.Joined by guest lecturer Mr. A-Town Ryan (who thought he was here for a chill movie night and ended up getting emotionally waterboarded), we unpack Coogler’s hypnotic vision of sin, sacrifice, and southern-fried immortality.Discussions include: The myth-making magic of modern folklore, Whether MBJ’s wardrobe deserves its own Oscar and finally would you trade sunlight just to live forever jigging in a linen shirt with your undead boys? Love MBJ as much as Tommy James? Enroll now (aka hit that subscribe button) and leave us a 5-star review—so the algorithm can do God’s work and finally let Michael B. know that Tommy’s love is real... and eternal.

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    Happily Never After

    Welcome to Bibbidi Bobbidi Botox, where fairy tales are fed through a meat grinder and beauty standards are stitched together with regret. In this elective from hell, the Night School Horror faculty rip into The Ugly Stepsister, a tale soaked in blood, botox, and body horror. Prepare for a curriculum that includes facial reconstruction, cocaine inspired lashes, and a fashion-forward use of insects no runway could survive. We’re not just analyzing trauma—we’re contouring it.Do you have an Ugly Stepsister dying to go to the ball? Enroll today (aka smash that subscribe button) and leave us a 5-star review—so Mista Malave can show up at her doorstep in a bloody tux and ask her to the dance, no fairy godmother, wand, or emotional stability required.The Ugly Stepsister hits U.S. theaters April 18, UK theaters April 25, and bleeds onto digital platforms May 9.Shoutouts:IG: @vertigoreleasingFB: @VertigoReleasingUKTW: @VertigoRelTT: @vertigoreleasing💻 vertigoreleasing.com

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    Billy Zane’s Brimstone Booty Call

    Saddle up and sprinkle that key with a little Jesus juice—it’s time to ride into the most unholy Wild West this side of Hell. In Zane It Ain’t So!, your favorite deranged faculty at Night School Horror digs deep into Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, where blood barriers meet brimstone bureaucracy and Billy Zane is serving sinister sex appeal with a side of sass.We’ll decode the lore like we found it on a motel nightstand, marvel at Jeryline’s final girl evolution from housekeeper to hell-slayer, and discuss how The Collector is basically Satan’s worst HR rep—charismatic, chaotic, and definitely violating every workplace boundary. From possessed Uncle Willies to green goo that glows brighter than your ex’s red flags, this episode proves that when the apocalypse comes… you better pray it’s Zane knocking.And don’t forget to enroll and leave us a 5-star review—so Billy Zane appears at your doorstep wearing a cowboy hat, a devilish grin, a sponge between his lips, and absolutely no intention of playing it cool.

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    The Hype Train Part 2

    Class is officially back in session, and the chalkboard's already bleeding. In The Hype Train Part 2, the Night School Horror faculty reunites for another deeply unaccredited dive into the most unhinged corners of the horror hype machine. Sabrina returns from her mysterious sabbatical dragging emotional trauma and maybe an actual leash. Tommy launches a full-blown attack on books (and the people who dare to read them). Meanwhile, Mista Malave vanishes mid-lecture, possibly summoned by a haunted Bluetooth toothbrush.We sniff out horror stories told through dog eyes (it’s giving Air Bud meets The Babadook), spiral into grief-core narratives that punch you in the soul, and rant about haunted theme parks like it's a thesis defense at a ghost convention. Toothbrushes talk. Theme parks scream. And someone’s crying in the back of class—we won’t say who (it’s Tommy).

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    The Hype Train Part 1

    Buckle up for The Hype Train, where your favorite unhinged professors board the chaos express to dissect upcoming horror and genre madness. We’re calling BS on Final Destination: Bloodlines, questioning if Death of a Unicorn is just glittery grief porn, and saluting Karl Urban before he even throws a punch.Expect vampire thirst (Sinners), body horror weirdness (Brie & Franco?!), and Paul Rudd wrestling an anaconda—because why not? All that, plus life lessons from a man who smokes like Death’s on break.

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    The Reawakening

    After a totally accidental, not-at-all-suspicious fire reduced the old Night School to ashes (RIP vending machine ghost), class resumes in a sparkling new building that looks... eerily familiar. Like, down-to-the-bloodstains familiar. But hey—education waits for no poltergeist.Join your tenured terror team—"The Movie Guy Bay Bay" Tommy James, "Florida’s Favorite Creep" Sabrina Ace, "The Grand Wizard of Horror" Big Money Eddie, and Who You Got Champion Mista Malave—as we kick off a brand-new semester with burning questions, busted headlines, and brutal reviews.We cover the horror happenings we missed while the fire marshal investigated the 'electrical issue’—including ghostly casting news from Scream 7, Demi Moore’s dramatic comeback, The Faculty possibly reopening its doors, and Until Dawn creeping to the big screen. Plus, each professor unleashes a personal horror watchlist full of blood, guts, and questionable life choices (we’re looking at you, The Heretic).New segments. Fresh nightmares. Same haunted faculty lounge smell.

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    The Silence Unfolds Part 1

    Night School Horror disappeared into the shadows for far too long... but what caused its eerie silence? Something dark sealed its doors, keeping the truth hidden in the depths. Now, the quiet is breaking, and the story—long awaited—will unfold, one chilling piece at a time.

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    A Cabin in the Woods Crash Course

    Welcome to the class that takes place after you ignored every horror movie rule and still thought a weekend getaway was a good idea. Tonight, as thunder crashes and the campfire hisses in the rain, your slightly unqualified—but highly enthusiastic—counselors take you on a one-way elevator ride straight into the bloody heart of The Cabin in the Woods.Join Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and HEAD Counselor Mista Malave as they break down this horror/comedy love letter turned autopsy. We’re diving into Hemsworth pre-hammer era, decoding meta madness, finding hidden easter eggs from horror’s hall of fame, and listening in on Sabrina’s passionate argument over whether that giant hand ending is brilliant… or just bonkers.

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    Chainsaws & Chin: The Gospel of Ash

    This week’s horror curriculum carves straight through the cabin door as we crack open Chainsaws & Chin: The Gospel of Ash. Join Head Counselor Mista Malave (yes, the shirt is mandatory), Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James, and Florida’s Favorite Creep as they lead a no-holds-barred seminar on the grooviest demon-slasher saga of all time—the Evil Dead trilogy.From the raw terror of The Evil Dead to the slapstick carnage of Evil Dead II, and finally, to the medieval madness of Army of Darkness, we’ll dissect Ash Williams’ heroic evolution from screaming meat puppet to boomstick-blasting badass messiah. Expect laughs. Expect limbs. Expect to hail to the king, baby.And remember, kids… don’t read from the book—until the credits roll.

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    The Gospel According to Jason

    Hello Campers!In this sacred session of reformation, we welcome three corrupted souls cast out of Night School Horror for their blasphemous final grades and unholy opinions. Their parents, desperate for deliverance (or a refund), have offered them up to our summer ministry in hopes of purifying their sinful little horror hearts.This week, we gather 'round the altar (bonfire) to praise the mask-wearing messiah himself — our divine punisher in dirty overalls — Jason Voorhees. Together, we’ll recite the sacred scripture of Friday the 13th, whisper psalms of premarital doom, and speak in tongues every time a counselor forgets to zip up their tent.Come prepared to repent, reflect, and possibly be resurrected with a machete in your back. The lake is quiet tonight… but the Lord of Crystal Lake is always listening.

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    Lisa Frankenstein

    Welcome to a special bonus segments from Night School Horror, entitled "The Study Hall".  The Study Hall will be a short separate piece of NSH where a single host comes on to talk about Trends in Horror or maybe a specific movie they've seen that doesn't require a full class episode.  On this The Study Hall, Florida's Favorite Creep heads into the booth to discuss the colorful yet insane Lisa Frankenstein. Don't forget to Enroll with us today and be part of the conversation! Like, subscribe, follow, and don't forget to rate us – your support keeps our classroom doors wide open for more exciting adventures!

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    Blumhouse Gonna Blumhouse

    Class is aggressively in session as we open the creaky, over-budgeted doors of Blumhouse Productions — where horror gets high-fived, lowballed, rebooted, and sometimes accidentally brilliant. Join The Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James and Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace as they deep dive through the haunted halls of Blumhouse history: from micro-budget miracles to big-screen messes, with a few ghost stories and gimmicks in between. Meanwhile, Mista Malave has chosen the far wiser path — staring directly at a solar eclipse rather than face another “Truth or Dare” sequel.We’re handing out roses to the ones that slayed… and throwing shade at the ones that should've stayed buried. It’s a group therapy session for the horror fan who's been burned by a trailer one too many times. Jason Blum, get in here — we’ve got notes.

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    Turn Left and Die

    Welcome to Night School Horror’s most unhinged elective yet — Terror at the Fork in the Road, where YOU don’t just study the horror... you become the poor bastard who has to survive it.Under the eerie tutelage of Florida’s Favorite Creep, today’s class throws away the syllabus and dives headfirst into the haunted labyrinth of Choose Your Own Adventure — a twisted tale where every decision is a potential death sentence and even the soundtrack might be out to get you (cue the cursed piano rift).Guiding this academic descent into madness are our panicking protagonists: The Movie Guy Bay Bay, Mista Glorious Gore, and Guest Student Mr. A-Town Ryan, who quickly learns that in this school… extra credit means extra trauma. Left or right? Up or down? Live deliciously or die hilariously? The only wrong choice is thinking you’re safe.

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    Imaginary

    Welcome to a new special bonus segments from Night School Horror, entitled "The Study Hall".  The Study Hall will be a short separate piece of NSH where a single host comes on to talk about Trends in Horror or maybe a specific movie they've seen that doesn't require a full class episode.  On the first edition of The Study Hall, our register Movie Guy Bay Bay is here to discuss Blumhouses swing and a miss Imaginary.  Listen while he discuss the concept of Imagination and how it could have really worked here, how Chauncey looked like he was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze...THEY'RE BABIES!!! and also why does Blumhouse do us like this! Don't forget to Enroll with us today and be part of the conversation! Like, subscribe, follow, and don't forget to rate us – your support keeps our classroom doors wide open for more exciting adventures!

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    Possession Obsession: The Possession Tier List

    Join us in the classroom as "Florida's Favorite Creep" Sabrina Ace takes the lead alongside, "The Movie Guy Bay Bay" Tommy James, and a cast of demonic entities lurking in the shadows. With Mista Malave on a quest for sage to exorcise the looming spirits, the stage is set for an electrifying discussion.Listen as they rank between 8 possession movies from best to worst based on the actual possession.  They'll discuss best moments, hardest to defeat, most insane and even Satan having an auction to determine who gets to posses the body! Between these films how will you rank them on your tier list?The Possession, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Late Night With The Devil, Paranormal Activity, The Exorcist, The Babadook, The Evil Dead (2013) and Idle HandsEnroll with us today and be part of the conversation! Like, subscribe, follow, and don't forget to rate us – your support keeps our classroom doors wide open for more exciting adventures!

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    Late Night With The Devil

    Our friends at Strike Media Ltd have hooked us up with a doozy! In todays class we discuss the film being brought to you by Shudder and Vertigo Releasing called, Late Night With The Devil. In 1977 a live television broadcast goes horribly wrong, unleashing evil into living rooms across the United States. The film stars David Dastmalchian (Dune, The Dark Knight) as Jack Delroy, host of a late-night talk show. On Halloween night 1977 havoc unfolds when Delroy interviews a parapsychologist and the subject of her recent book, a young teenager who is the sole survivor of a Satanic church's mass suicide. Tune in as we dissect this film, get giddy about what they are presenting to us and letting you the listeners know...its a movie to watch! Late Night with the Devil will be in theaters on March 22, 2024 and streaming on Shudder on April 19, 2024!

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    POP QUIZ II

    Welcome back to another surprise POP QUIZ!  Join Florida's favorite creep for three rounds of bone-chilling questions and unexpected twists. Watch as Mista Malave faces off against "The Movie Guy Bay Bay" Tommy James in a battle for academic supremacy where victory may not matter, but the adrenaline rush surely does!Think you can pass our pop quiz? Let us know how you did and enroll with us to possibly find yourself in class during a pop quiz! Remember, in Night School Horror, just showing up is half the battle!

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    Doctor Jekyll

    After a little hiatus from our classroom, class is back in session with a special project brought to us by Strike Media Ltd and Hammer Films! A modern re-imagining of the infamous Dr. Jekyll from Robert Louis Stevenson's 1886 novella The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Doctor Jekyll starring Eddie Izzard and Scott Chambers. Listen as we breakdown the acting and aura of Eddie Izzard, the funny cigarettes being smoked, and Scott Chambers looking like a young Jason Bateman! Doctor Jekyll will be available on Digital Download in the UK from 11th March.Follow them on social media for more updates and exclusive content:Facebook: @hammerfilms Instagram: @hammer_films Twitter: @hammerfilmsvisit https://hammerfilms.com/ to learn more.

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    SCREAM for an ANACONDA you EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!

    Get ready for a post-MegaCon whirlwind as our dynamic trio, The Who You Got Champion Mista Malave, Florida's Favorite Creep Sabina Ace, and The Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James, return to the podcasting classroom! This week, they're taking on the challenge of reimagining three iconic movies for the better.Join us as we embark on a cinematic journey where the rules are rewritten, the cast is reshuffled, and New York City finally gets its moment to shine in Scream 6! From tweaking the settings to injecting more humor (or perhaps toning it down), our hosts leave no stone unturned in their quest to elevate these beloved classics.Enroll with us today and be part of the conversation! Like, subscribe, follow, and don't forget to rate us – your support keeps our classroom doors wide open for more exciting adventures!

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    Night Swim

    We're swapping textbooks for floaties as Night School Horror meets Night Swim Horror. Join the splashy chaos as we dissect this years January's haunted pool flick—where Marco Polo turns sinister, and Rose Byrne is conspicuously absent. Get ready for a wet and wild ride as we unravel the mystery, questioning why no one saw it coming. Will this aquatic nightmare sink or swim into a sequel?

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    Cryptid Chronicles

    In tonight's spine-chilling episode, Florida's Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace takes on the role of professor, leading a cryptid-filled Show & Tell. Mista Malave and Tommy James join the frightful fun, unveiling their most cherished cryptids. Dive into the mystery and history behind these supernatural creatures as the classroom buzzes with excitement.Don't miss the chance to join Night School Horror at MegaCon Orlando 2024 on February 3rd & 4th, with not one but two gripping panels! Find us, enroll, and grab your own Student ID Badge!

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    Best And Worst in Horror of 2023

    Step into the eerie corridors of Night School Horror as we kick off the second semester with a spine-chilling welcome! Join our seasoned professors, Tommy James, Mista Malave, and Sabrina Ace, as they usher in a new wave of students. In this gripping episode, we delve into the mesmerizing realm of the Best and Worst of 2023, exploring the realms of video games, movies, TV shows, haunted houses, and the thrilling world of comic books. The classroom is buzzing with excitement as we invite each and every one of you to enroll with us for an unforgettable Season 2 at Night School Horror!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Night School Horror is a theatrical, unapologetic podcast that proudly isn’t for everyone. We’re here to inform, drop brutally honest takes, and entertain the hell out of you. From films and TV to the books we suffer through, from the classics to the new gen, from the cheap jump scares to the creeping dread, we dissect horror exactly how we want: chaotic, sarcastic, and unfiltered.Meet the Unqualified Faculty of NSH:“Florida’s Favorite Creep” Sabrina Ace“Your Gore Connoisseur” Mathew Malave (aka Mista Malave)“Your Favorite Movie Therapist” Tommy James (aka The Movie Guy BayBay)“The Cigarette Smoking Man” Big Money Eddie"The Evil Barbie" EdySo, grab a seat in the Creep Corner, light up that cigarette, and beware… you might just land on The List for loving Glorious Gore a little too much.

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