Not My Patient

Today the trio round off season 4 by having a chat with Flo, our favourite refugee. She's marooned by the sound of it! Flo sounds a little far away, because she is!

Jay's feeling lonely and has decided to jump on his soapbox! A sweet little solocast for your listening pleasure!

Stumbled across an old episode that we've never released.....woop woop! Jay and the G chat about vasectomies, and we head off track as usual.

It's been a while! Today we catch up with Flo long distance, and Jay and The G continue to woffle on about Christmas and life in general. Thanks for the love listeners and we hope you all have a safe and joyful festive season (and don't end up in ED)Please check out spohiejoys.com.au Bloody legendsFlick us a message [email protected]

A freelance ep, not a nursing story in sight! You will, however, learn alot about salmon....?Please check out our mates sophiejoys.com.auFlick us an email at [email protected]

Today we are chatting about the things we find in our pockets after a busy shift. Well, we try to stay on track, but you all know where it ends up !Please check out sophiejoys.com.auKeep the emails coming [email protected]

G'day listeners! Today, the trio are discussing which is worse.......Old men or old women? Aging can be a shitty process, but is one gender more gross than the other?Check out the legendary sophiejoys.com.auFlick us en email about gross shit [email protected]

Hey listeners! The gang is on a roll. In this episode the trio explore the concept of 'superstition'. Is it real or just alot of bullshit.Big loves to our sponser sophiejoys.com.au Go check em out!Send us your love [email protected]

Today the trio chat about the types of tools that would be useful to the nurse to perform everyday tasks. The term "useful" is debatable.Please check out sophiejoys.com.au for all things pleasurable!You can flick us an email at [email protected]

The trio are back with a ripper episode to start off season 4. We are chatting about gross words today and actually, alot of other generally gross stuff as usual!BIG shout out to the legends at sophiejoys.com.auPlease check out their website, you won't be disappointed!And keep the emails coming [email protected]

The trio are back for our final episode of season 3. Today we discuss nurses as serial killers, or should we aptly refer to them as 'cereal killers?' Let's face it, many nurses have historically and famously gone to the dark side, makes you wonder why??Shout out to our good mates at sophiejoys.com.auYou can drop us a line at [email protected]

In this episode the G has a chat with her legendary old nursing mate, Sandy. Flo and Jay are no where to be seen. Sandy received a special gift from sophiejoys.com.au and she was SUPER stoked! Please visit their website, lots of goodies for your pleasure!Flick us an email [email protected]

Flo and Jay attempt to have a chat about empathy, whilst The G is off getting her toenails 'clipped'.Flo creates a new word "Gillivante". We are currently in consultation with Oxford dictionaries to have this word included in the next edition....... or not!With thanks to our sponser sophiejoys.com.au Please visit their website, you will not be disappointed!You can email us on [email protected]

We are freelancing today, not a topic in sight! We just decided to have a chat about nothing in particular!Please check out our legendary sponsers: sophiejoys.com.auYou can chuck us a line @ [email protected]

Today we attempted to chat about how as nurses, we feel when we become patients. We strayed off topic as usual!Youll find us @ [email protected], do yourself a favour, and visit sophiejoys.com.auYou will not be disappointed!

Today we welcome our first guest! Commonly known as Shit Tits! You'll find out why soon enough! The G is absent, someting about a neck tattoo. We also welcome our sponser for this episode sophiejoys.com.auDo yourself a favour and head to their website, for some next level, unbridled pleasure!

Just a little sneaky episode for your listening pleasure. A mash up of some bits from season two.Also we shout out to our mate Barry today, who we've all come to love.

It's a Christmas episode from the trio today! We are just having a chat about all things Christmas. We wish all of our listeners a safe and happy holiday season. Go easy on the eggnog.....or the egg, and maybe the nog!

Today we are chatting about filters, or lack of filters as the case maybe. Our dedicated listeners well and truly know by now that we have issues with filtration, but hey, so do our patients!

To annoy is to, "make someone angry or upset". Today Flo, Jay and The G have a chat about stuff that pisses us off. Welcome to season 3!

The final episode of season 2, TEN! Episode 10 and we've achieved over 10000 downloads! Pretty good considering we thought that we wouldn't even get one!No real topic for this one, just us freelancing.. could be dangerous!Thanks for all the love xx Stay tuned for season 3, coming your way real soon!

Jay and The Gee are having a chat about patients who have exceeded their expiration date. We think Flo's lips have exploded (Botox?) and we're hoping we see Flo and her lips in our final episode for season 2. It's coming your way real soon.

This episode is a celebration of our Flo. We love Flo's facts. In this instance, the term 'fact' is applied loosely. Are they facts? You be the judge.

So in this episode, we are having a chilled out chat about dumb people/patients/colleagues. Just dumb shit in general. There is no stereotype for dumb.....it happens to us all!

We are chatting about patient's families in this ep. Let's face it, we love the good ones and the bad ones give us the shits. The good fams give us the will to care more, bless them!

We are chatting about shit today. As nurses, we are accustomed to the 'poonami' and all that goes with cleaning up the damage they cause. Perhaps we are the damage, due to the amount of shit we encounter on the daily, we'll let you decide!Drop us a line at [email protected]

This is one of our favourite Eps from season one. Due to popular demand, we have decided to release an UNCUT version. Hold on tight, this will have you belly laughing!

Today we are chatting about sounds. The noises we love to hear and the noises we don't want to hear! Please keep the stories coming! We'll send you a shitty, budget coffee mug if you make the [email protected]

We are having a chat about dead people! The only way we navigate this topic is with humour......of course x

So The G has recovered from syphilis and the band is back together. We're talking about feet and limbs in general in this episode. We are looking for guest speakers. Please send us your stories to [email protected] . Point form is fine. This is an anonymous space..... "a safe space to talk about hard things", thanks Dr Phil for that quote!

Fight Club..... Flo and Jay cut loose (again), minus The G. Apparently she has syphilis!!

Spew!!! The perfect topic to start off series 2. Spew, chunder, chuck, technicolour burp, emesis... whatever you want to call, spew is not our friend!Please flick us an email if you want to know more about spew, or any other topic for that matter [email protected] we welcome our first sponser, Shelter Brewing Co. Please check them out at:shelterbrewing.com.au

Last ep of series one! Just some more weirdness for your listening pleasure.We'll catch you all in 2024 for series two. Keep an eye out for some wedgey eps over the hoilday period. Thanks for listening xx

An episode without the G! Jay and Flo act like a couple of unsupervised toddlers. Suffice to say it's all below the belt!

A newbie nurse on a ward, we've all been there! But what's it really like?

We chat about things you find, or perhaps things you don't want to find in odd places. This episode is a little choppy, as far as editing goes, because there were multiple experiences that were not publishable! You will get the gist of it regardless. Thanks for listening.

Moist...the word we love to hate!

The World Health Organisation classifies night shift as carcinogenic for the effect it has on circadian rhythms and the cardiovascular system..... but we do it, we survive and make bank.

Please show me your rash and tell me your entire medical history........said no nurse EVER!!!!

There are so many shades of grey matter it's not funny........ or is it?

We all know it smells like fish, but does it really taste like chicken?

Where our nursing careers began. The why, the how, the when and we are still asking why ?