Not Rich Yet

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Not Rich Yet

Not Rich Yet is a comedic pop culture discussion from two dynamic Hollywood assistants. Join co-hosts Gus Constantellis and Courtney Perdue, as they bring unmistakable wit and sass to their commentary on film, television, music, Los Angeles, and more. Executive Producer: Jordan Henry. Produced by Julia Bonadio, and Kristina Carlson. Follow us on Twitter @notrichyetpod.

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    Episode 57: Two Drink Minimum

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss their thoughts on "Power Rangers," reality shows gone awry, and do a new installment of "Dating Dealbreaker" all about dating comedians/actors in LA.

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    Episode 56: Daddy Maui

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss that infamous Oscars moment, other Oscar thoughts, Lady Gaga replacing Beyonce at Coachella, the new horror movie "Get Out," CBS's "Doubt" cancellation, and do a new "Movie Takeover" segment of "Moana."

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    Episode 55: Cartel Bell

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss Katy Perry's comments against Britney Spears (drama!), Taco Bell-sponsored weddings, the #thankyouMattDamon controversy, and do a new "Hate LA" segment about the horrors of rain in LA.

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    Episode 54: We'd Be The Aliens

    This week, Courtney and Gus catch you up on some important pop culture news (GAGA AT THE SUPER BOWL!), discuss their heated opinions on FX's Legion, and imagine what would happen in the Oscar-nominated "Arrival" if they were in it in a "Movie Takeover."

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    Episode 53: Sassy Gay Ethnic People

    This week, Gus recounts his weed-filled trip to Denver (it's legal!), and the duo discuss their excitement for Lady Gaga at the Super Bowl, Uber vs. Lyft, the first photo from "Ocean's Eight," and do a new segment of "Movie Takeover" about LA LA Land.

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    Episode 52: Frying You Feta

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss their Golden Globes thoughts, review "A Series of Unfortunate Events," discuss delayed returning shows, and do a new segment of "Hate LA" where they tear apart Los Angeles during awards season.

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    Episode 51: Directed by Gareth Edwards

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss their winter breaks, Mariah Carey's "performance" on New Year's Eve, Rogue One, LA LA Land, Hidden Figures, preview winter TV shows, and pretend to be friends with Carrie Fisher for a day.

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    Episode 50: Rudolph from the Block

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss their favorite Christmas songs, the new Series of Unfortunate Events and Spider-man trailers, Lady Gaga's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show performance, and do a new Rudolph-themed "Bad Superpower" segment.

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    Episode 49: Fantastic Gays and Where to Find Them

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss their opinions on steam room culture, Arrival, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Moana, and the Weeknd's new album "Starboy." They also imagine what they would do if they in the 1996 classic slasher "Scream."

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    Episode 48: Beauty and the Baaahst

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss the Beauty and the Beast trailer, their thoughts on Doctor Strange, Taylor Swift's new musical direction, imagine being friends with Benedict Cumberbatch, and do a new Dating Dealbreaker segment all about food etiquette.

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    Episode 47: Oprah's America

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss the impact that Oprah Winfrey has had on America, Beyonce at the CMAs, and various new trailers released last week. They also imagine a world where they are co-presidents, therefore making America a better place.

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    Episode 46: Crazy Ex-Preisdent

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss Halloween 2016, the That's So Raven/Will and Grace reboots, the death of Vine, the 4 day wizarding school in France, and imagine a world where Rachel Bloom from Crazy Ex Girlfriend was President of the United States.

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    Episode 45: Ben Hur, Done That

    This week, Courtney and Gus review Lady Gaga's new album, "Joanne," talk about the new Captain Planet/Sky High movies, discuss a man arrested in England for farting in a child's face, and imagine a world where Leonardo Dicaprio is president.

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    Episode 44: The State of the Pizza Party

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss an awful Kim Kardashian Halloween costume, more ridiculous 2016 election updates, imagine if Jennifer Lawrence was POTUS, and how much they hate going to the gym in Los Angeles.

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    Episode 43: I'm Here for The Sh*t Pie

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss The Exorcist on Fox, Westworld, The Good Place, and new music from Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, John Legend, and OneRepublic. They also discuss the Power Rangers trailer, and imagine a world where Viola Davis is POTUS.

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    Episode 42: The Theme is Healthcare

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss Kim Kardashian getting robbed, the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, their trip to Disneyland, and Solange's new album. They also imagine a world in which Ryan Murphy is president and do a new "Bad Superpower" segment.

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    Episode 41: The Fugly Witch Project

    This week, Courtney and Gus discuss the most important breakup of all time (Brangelina), the Blair Witch movie, the Weeknd's new song "Starboy", new television premieres, and imagine a world in which Angelina Jolie is president of the United States.

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    Episode 40: Not Rich Still

    This week, Not Rich Yet celebrates its 1 year anniversary! Courtney and Gus discuss the new Lady Gaga single, Britney Spears, Frank Ocean's Blonde, American Horror Story, the Emmys, new Fall TV, and reminisce on their favorite moments over the past year.

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    Episode 39: Thumb Job

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about getting manicures, Thomas Gibson's firing, SEX at the Olympics, and the Rogue One Trailer. They also do segments of "Hate LA" discussing coffee shops and of "Dating Dealbreakers" discussing texting behavior.

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    Episode 38: Diamonds, Guns, Watches

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about Hulu becoming subscription-only, Orlando Bloom's beautiful penis, the explicit Arthur memes, Pokemon Go's influence, the 9/11-themed Seinfeld spec script, and introduce a new segment called "The Nostalgia Factor."

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    Episode 37: To Hank or Not to Hank

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about who they would have in their entourage, the remake of "Splash," Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, the "Looking" movie, Tinder Social, and imagine an alternate ending for "Aladdin."

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    Episode 36: Pass a Dildo

    This week, Gus and Courtney talk about Courtney's wild Comic-Con adventures, all the new movie and TV trailers, Stranger Things, and do another segment of "Hate LA" where they discuss people's obsession with social media during natural disasters.

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    Episode 35: Surprise D**k

    This week, Gus and Courtney review Ghostbusters, talk about the important issues in America (i.e Taylor Swift vs Kim/Kanye), and Melania Trump's speech. They also do a segment of "Bad Superpower," which is to make only one body part invisible at a time.

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    Episode 34: Special Vino Unit

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about Ariana Grande in Hairspray, the new Pokemon Go craze, Gus' epic Janet Jackson-themed tire blowout, and imagine a world where Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton were president as their characters in Friday Night Lights.

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    Episode 33: A Pee Mouth

    This week, Gus and Courtney talk about Gus's new hair color, the dawn of Hiddleswift, awful Facebook journalism, and the recent season of Game of Thrones. They also talk about pee and about why being passive aggressive is a Dating Dealbreaker.

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    Episode 32: Smoky Bacon Make Outs

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about Noah Galvin's insane Vulture interview, Nashville's renewal, the season premiere of Unreal, Nick Jonas' new album, Gus's experience at a taping of Lip Sync Battle, and pretend to be friends with Noah Galvin.

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    Episode 31: BROTUS

    This week, Courtney and Gus review XMen: Apocalypse, discuss Taylor Swift's latest breakup, introduce a new segment called "If (Blank) Were President" and imagine Taylor Swift as POTUS, and also discuss the overabundance of National "holidays."

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    Episode 30: Ghetto Cheetah Girls

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about the new pilot trailers, which shows they're gonna watch in the fall, the DCOM Soundtrack tracklist, and do an Alternate Ending segment with the show "Charmed," celebrating the 10th anniversary of its final episode.

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    Episode 29: Beef Beatz

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about the new pilot pickups, show cancellations, and returning summer shows. They also argue about their music tastes on a segment of "Dating Dealbreakers" and discuss how much they hate that LA has no real seasons.

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    Episode 28: Hide Your Lambs, Hide Your Wives

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about destination weddings, Cafe Gratitude, lemonade sales, Janet Jackson's new video, Justin Timberlake's new song, X-Men: Apocalypse's posters, Civil War, and pretend to be friends with Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans.

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    Episode 27: Secondhand Clap

    This week, Gus and Courtney discuss the international event #LEMONADE, Florence and the Machine's new video, Kelly Clarkson's baby, and road closures in Los Angeles. They also talk about a new Bad Superpower: making things moist.

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    Episode 26: The Platinum Life

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about Harriet Tubman on the 20 dollar bill, James Franco being a "little gay," the Disney Channel Original Movie marathon, tacky wedding proposals, the existence of aliens, and pretend to be friends with James Franco.

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    Episode 25: The Food Coma Games

    Gus and Courtney cook up some alternate endings for The Hunger Games, as well as discuss women dying on TV, the American Idol finale, and an app to find your S.O. on Tinder. They also talk about a bad superpower where you can only read one person's mind.

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    Episode 24: Crisp Farts

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about how awful beaches are in Los Angeles, the new Apple Music commercial, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, the hype over Hamilton, and discuss the weirdest dating dealmakers, such as crisp farts and ketchup usage.

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    Episode 23: Batman and Robyn

    This week, Gus and Courtney talk about ridiculously expensive houses, what to do after a breakup, give their recommendations for breakup songs, pretend to be friends with Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill, and sing... a lot.

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    Episode 22: Call Me, I'm a Bottom

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about Shonda Rhimes (as usual), Jeremy Meeks getting out of jail, Henry Cavill's opinion of acting, pretend to be friends with Bette Midler, and discuss what "slow motion" would be like as a superpower.

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    Episode 21: Does Beyonce Uber?

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about High School Musical 4, the mediocre new Ghostbusters trailer, pretend to be friends with Beyonce, and talk about the horrors of apartment hunting in Los Angeles.

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    Episode 20: Dick-taphone

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about the new Facebook reactions, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' new album "This Unruly Mess I've Made," Fifth Harmony's new single, Fuller House, and fascinating porn titles.

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    Episode 19: The Ball Pit

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about the Crazy Ex Girlfriend soundtrack, Shia Labeouf's new art, Kanye West being broke, reimagine the ending of "Frozen," and have a serious discussion about porn.

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    Episode 18: Spoilers, He Did It

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about Red Lobster's biscuits, SNL's Beyonce sketch, filing taxes, OJ Simpson, Orange Juice, and the new Powerpuff Girls teaser. They also do a new Dating Dealbreaker and pretend to be friends with Taylor Swift.

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    Episode 17: Orange is the New Black Jesus

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about Beyonce's Formation, Orange is the New Black, Supergirl, Agent Carter, and entitled people living in Los Angeles. They also explore a Bad Superpower that allows someone to travel back in time, but only to one week.

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    Episode 16: Pizza Foreplay

    This week, Gus & Courtney reimagine the ending of Mean Girls in a new Alternate Endings segment, talk about Pizza Hut's new Stuffed Garlic Knot Pizza, Kanye Vs. Wiz, Rihanna's ANTI, & introduce a new segment: Twitter Wars.

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    Episode 15: Dick Wolf's D**k

    This week, Courtney and Gus pretend to be friends with Leonardo Dicaprio, review the Suicide Squad Trailer, propose Chicago spinoff shows for Dick Wolf, talk about Macklemore's "White Privilege II," and introduce a new segment called Alternate Endings.

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    Episode 14: Swipe Left!

    In this episode of "Not Rich Yet," Courtney and Gus discuss returning TV shows, midseason premieres, #OscarsSoWhite, Panda Express' new advertising campaign, and have a special Tinder edition of "Dating Dealbreakers."

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    Episode 13: Moving On

    "Not Rich Yet" is back for the new year! This week, Courtney and Gus talk about the Golden Globes, pop culture predictions for 2016, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, messy apartments, and how adding gluten to everything could be a terrible superpower.

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    Episode 12: Peppermint Blunts

    SPOILER ALERT: "How to Get Away with Murder," "Scandal," and "Scream Queens." This week, Gus and Courtney discuss holiday-themed weed, Life Size 2, the Disney dating app, the X-Men trailer, and pretend to be friends with Rudolph, and more!

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    Episode 11: The Dawn of Parsley

    In this episode, Courtney and Gus talk about pretentious restaurants in Los Angeles, the importance of Heinz ketchup, that awful Batman vs. Superman trailer, unusual baby names, the new singer Who is Fancy, and pretend to be friends with Jennifer Aniston.

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    Episode 10: Our Tenth Pod-iversary

    In this episode, Courtney and Gus review Adele's new album, "25," talk about dating people in Los Angeles that may or may not live too far, and discuss the top ten things they were thankful for this year in pop culture. Spoiler alert: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

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    Episode 9: My Big Fat Powerpuff Rumblr

    In this episode, Gus and Courtney talk about the Powerpuff Girls as adults, Shia LaBeouf's #AllMyMovies, the offensive Bloomingdale's ad, Starbucks and their damn red cups, and share their opinions on ugly Christmas sweaters.

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    Episode 8: Vegan's Anatomy

    This week, Courtney and Gus talk about the horror of airports in Los Angeles, being friends with Shonda Rhimes, and introduce a new segment called "Dating Dealbreakers." Their first dealbreaker? Vegans.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Not Rich Yet is a comedic pop culture discussion from two dynamic Hollywood assistants. Join co-hosts Gus Constantellis and Courtney Perdue, as they bring unmistakable wit and sass to their commentary on film, television, music, Los Angeles, and more. Executive Producer: Jordan Henry. Produced by Julia Bonadio, and Kristina Carlson. Follow us on Twitter @notrichyetpod.

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Gus Constantellis and Courtney Perdue

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