NQLN the Podcast

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NQLN the Podcast

NQLN is the podcast reboot of a TV show from 1994-1998 with a group of friends talking and debating pop culture with new episodes every Monday night. Support NQLN: https://www.patreon.com/Wescarroll

  1. 223

    Luuuuuuke

    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk Star Wars, underwear, creatine, fish oil, hat tricks, and debate the best beard in Star Wars. 

  2. 222

    Today Today Today

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk college, Saved By the Bell, 90210, cereal mascots and debate the greatest Chuck of all time. 

  3. 221

    Smells Like a Skunk Fart

    Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk super heroics, the smell of weed, Rob Lowe, and debate the best person of all time known for smoking weed. 

  4. 220

    Potato Man. Where the Hell Have You Been?

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Disney, prom, food, and debate the best plant of all time. 

  5. 219

    A Cold Refreshing Glass of Beverly

    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk Artemis, Disney, soda, car accidents, and debate the best song with moon in the title. 

  6. 218

    Why Does Diarrhea Sound Pleasant When Morgan Freeman Says It?

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Chuck Norris, diarrhea, slot machines, and debate the best Chuck Norris movie or TV show of all time. 

  7. 217

    Cockles and Mussels and Wooden Weenies

    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca (and briefly Matt) talk St. Patrick's Day, owning land in Ireland, coaching math teams. and debate the best thing about Ireland. 

  8. 216

    Buttered Shirt Money

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk private high school days, coloring books, beloved gospel singers, and debate the best fast food breakfast item. 

  9. 215

    And She Nose It

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk weddings, nightclubs, Leave It to Beaver and debate the best big noses. 

  10. 214

    Love and Stuff

    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk about Broan Waters' funeral, Play Date, the dentist, and debate the best non-holiday holiday. 

  11. 213

    Peanut Butter and Vegemite

    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk Australia Day, accents, germs, the origin of the word pecker, and debate the best continent. 

  12. 212

    Hoosier Daddy

    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk snow days, coffee, drive-thrus, and debate the greatest Hoosier of all time. 

  13. 211

    I'm For It, Not Against It

    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk Coke's secret formula, Autistic Barbie, Naked Doritos, and debate the greatest Atlanta Hawk of all time. 

  14. 210

    Eye Eye Eye

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk 12 Days of Christmas, Justin Tucker, bad songs for credits in movies, and debate the best motivational song of all time. 

  15. 209

    Farewell to Chuck... and Brigette

    Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk about the passing of our friend Chuck Leonard, French icon Brigotte Bardot, penguins, fatback, whiskey vs bourbon, and debate the greatest year of all time. 

  16. 208

    Meathead and Studio Executive Number 1

    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk Rob Reiner, Nutcracker, social anxiety, small talk and debate Rob Reiner's best movie.

  17. 207

    Do They Know It's Breakfast Time at All?

    Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk time travel, parking, Nutcracker, constipation, and debate the best time travel movies of all time. 

  18. 206

    Canola Oil Mixed with Aspartame Sweetener

    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk Toy Story, stilts, cakes, Mars, Coop, and debate the best type of bread. 

  19. 205

    Has Anyone Said Becca?

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk hard boiled eggs, never-ending pasta, Coach, and debate the best food to take into a restaurant and the best red head of all time. 

  20. 204

    Easy as Pie

    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk Made of Stars LIVE, Mother Ginger, Oreos, fresh cuts, and debate the best and worst clichés

  21. 203

    Did Allen Iverson Invent A.I.?

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk AI, Halloween, Popeye's turkeys, and debate the best tall person. 

  22. 202

    Butt Fumble and a Party Pizza

    This week Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk kidney stones, butt fumbles, Fall break and debate the best frozen pizza from your grocer's freezer. 

  23. 201

    Coffee, a Milkshake and a Soft Opening

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk beverages, radio jingles, Hooters, the ISS, Shaun Alexander and debate the best coffee order. 

  24. 200

    Episode 200!! (Do You Remember?)

    Our 200th episode of the NQLN podcast... plus 4 years of TV. In this episode Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk about 200 shows, student government, sending your name to space, teeth, giant ice-cream cones, and debate the best song with a month in the title. 

  25. 199

    Hitler, Neopolitan, Pharaoh, Capone

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff, and Becca talk post surgery, homecoming, neopolitan ice-cream, and debate the best place to get a chocolate milkshake. 

  26. 198

    Who Cleans Out the Holodeck?

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk surgery, neck holes, the homerun ball lady, and debate the best character on Star Trek of all time. 

  27. 197

    This One's Called Slow Churn

    This week Wes, Jeff and Becca talk bout sound board farts, back to school, the Menende brothers, working in a music store, and debate the most obnoxious insect. 

  28. 196

    A Butt-dial from Darth Maul

    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk therapy, Dragon Con, shower beers and debate the best and worst sandwiches to eat in the shower.

  29. 195

    There's Only So Many Holes

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk about old expressions, kids who look like Garth Brooks and debate the best type of root beer. 

  30. 194

    Can You Imagine Spending the Weekend with Both of Those Guys?

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk back to school, Loni Anderson, and debate the best debates in TV history. 

  31. 193

    The Aforementioned Gooch Shot

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk about the deaths of Hulk Hogan, Malcolm Jamal-Warner, Ozzy Osbourne and others plus Happy Gilmore 2, Bible Con, and debate the best finishing move in wrestling. 

  32. 192

    Back... with Snacks

    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk about Wes' Australia trip, Becca's HOA woes, movie cups, and debate the best type of snack. 

  33. 191

    That's Not a Knife

    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk a lot about poop, toads, summer plans, and debate the greatest Australian actor of all time. 

  34. 190

    EJ Is Probably Sad

    This week Wes and Matt talk Lillup the Toad, Saved By the Bell, mosquito traps and wonder how EJ is doing after the passing of Hot Lips Houlihan.  

  35. 189

    Bible and Liabel (Sorry Michael W. Smith)

    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk graduation, Saved by the Bell, Tom Segura, Karate Kid Legends, and debate the Best Graduation Song of All Time.  

  36. 188

    No Bosoms In Cannes

    Thiw week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Mother's Day, music, graduation, Cannes and debate the nicest TV mom. 

  37. 187

    Pumpin' the Brakes (Khakis Are a Bold Choice)

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Star Wars Day, Devo, great PSAs, Danny Glover, traffic updates, bad public defecation, and debate the best brand of sink products or best brand of mayo. 

  38. 186

    What's the Matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken?

    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk NFL Draft, pop farts, soccer farts, and debate the greatest person named Sanders. 

  39. 185

    The Only One Who Cut an Ear Off

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk about Jeff's trip to the Smokey Mountains, Minecraft, Wrestlemania, and debate the best Pope of all time. 

  40. 184

    Close Your Flaps

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk construction videos, construction AI images, the direwolf, and debate Val Kilmer's best movie. 

  41. 183

    Put Me In Coach

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk baseball, soda bread, Chuck Leonard's impromptu appearance on the show last week and debate the best MLB logo. 

  42. 182

    Chuck Leonard Rarely Complains

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff, Becca and broadcast legend Chuck Leonard talk pollen, chicken, the Big O, Chuck's role as Sean Connery on stage, and debate the greatest deceased boxer of all time. 

  43. 181

    Unforgiven Duke TIPs

    This week, Wes, Matt and Becca talk Duke TIP, MAR10 Day, the best video games of all time, Gene Hackman's cause of death and debate the best Gene Hackman movie of all time. 

  44. 180

    Gene Hackman, America's Sweetheart

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Gene Hackman, prostitutes, the Oscars, Dolly Parton's husband, and debate the best actor on The Carol Burnett Show. 

  45. 179

    Becca Really Loves Cats

    This week, Wes and Becca talk Netflix Bites, phobias, stalkers, killer asteroids, and debate the best dirty video game of all time. 

  46. 178

    That's a Lot of Gristle

    This week, Wes, Jeff and Becca talk Valentie's Day, gristle, Captain America, SNL 50, and debate the best movie based on an SNL sketch. Also, Matt!

  47. 177

    Ted Bundy Stinks

    This week, Wes, Matt, and Becca talk about Wes' birthday, the large contest of oblong pigskins, and debate the best person of all-time named Ted. 

  48. 176

    This Episode Stinks More

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk Super Bowl, Multiplicity, Groundhog Day, the Luka/AD trade and debate the stinkiest movie character of all time. 

  49. 175

    This Whole Episode Stinks

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk the Super Bowl, snow days, Chris Jackson and debate what TV character probably stinks the most. 

  50. 174

    Hickor-eeee Hooouuuuuuuuuse

    This week, Wes, Matt, Jeff and Becca talk about tv ads, the LA fires, and debate the best sports announcers of all time.  

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NQLN is the podcast reboot of a TV show from 1994-1998 with a group of friends talking and debating pop culture with new episodes every Monday night. Support NQLN: https://www.patreon.com/Wescarroll

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Wes Carroll

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