NRL Hellmouth

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NRL Hellmouth

A PODCAST ABOUT RUGBY LEAGUE, ALLEGEDLY.God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole.Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture.From club statements and bunker blunders to the ridiculous characters that make rugby league the greatest show on earth, this is NRL Hellmouth.Visit us at nrlhellmouth.com

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    Canterbury-Bankstown’s Terminal 2 toilet conspiracy

    In this week's episode:The Bruce Stadium startup incubatorPlayers hate the pointsmaxxing tooRugby league parenting: when do you tell your children about your club's salary cap scandal?Chiefs vs Bears: who will win the signing war? Is there even a signing war?Munster and Bellamy: men at the crossroadsSPECIAL INVESTIGATION: The Bulldogs' spitty-bum story is just plain bullFantasy V'Landys: Stopping the cynical end-of-game captain’s challengeLatrell's 'special occasion' press conference wasn't really that special?Dante's fourth circle of NRL Hell: GreedGood moon rising: We probe deeper into the epidemic of on-field dackingsThis episode brought to you by socks with a picture of Warriors coach Andrew Webster on them.

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    Fingerprints in heaven

    In this week's episode:• What to do with the hours you gain by giving up at 20• The NRL community revels in the Storm's demise• Gotta catch 'em all! The Chiefs nab the first 2 Pokemon for their collection• The best names from the NFL draft (and how the NRL can compete)• AI is terrible at banter, Fox Sports is terrible at AI, the GusBot is terrible for the world• We preview the WSOO• NRL Book Club: 'Ball tearer' by Mick Stone• Dan makes a series of indecent rugby league proposals

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    Gordon Shumway: The Arctic Soldier

    In this week's episode:- We gotta stay positive- Wayne Bennett supports our 'Give up at 20' initiative- Shane Flannagooooorne- The Dragons' Captain's Run lacks the postmodern whimsy of a real Wes Anderson film- We critique the teams' 2026 Anzac jerseys (please don't cancel us for it)- Cam Munster and Jahrome Hughes host a military history podcast- BEAST MODE: Angus Crighton reflects on the birth of his first child- The best regional rugby league team names

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    Weekend at Kodi's

    In this episode:• Give up at 20: who did it, who didn't, who should have?• 50+ point aggregate scores have no place in an adult diet• The epidemic of naughty boys• AJ gets engaged (but it's controversial!)• State of Origin at Coachella• A shout-out to a very special Dragons Facebook group• The Bears have named their mascot and it's absolutely ridiculous• Great moments in the greatest game of all: the first HIAThis episode brought to you by Foran's Twenty Pies.

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    Reggie Rabbit on the Fury Road

    In this episode:• Life pro tip: Give up at 20 (points, not years)• Dan hosts rugby league-related workshops at an alternative lifestyle festival• Anasta and Chammas's park bench rendezvous is highly sus• Where is James Tedesco's arse this season?• The Knights' hi-vis jersey, and other employment-focused playing strips• How the NRL can help with the fuel crisis• James shares a hilarious and extremely relatable observation about the Dragons' spine• Our first fan mailbag!This episode brought to you by Smells Like Team Spirit, the new unisex fragrance from supercoach Shane Flanagan.

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    Anointing the feet of Foran

    In this episode:• The Brookvale Bloodbath: Arise, Sir Foran• Brett White has some weird thoughts about beer pong• The fan experience: Can horseshoes succeed where rally towels have failed?• Fantasy V'Landys: Stopping the six-agains• Dante's 3rd circle of NRL Hell: Gluttony• Isaiah Iongi's perfect spliff gets a shoutout in parliament• Some investigative journalism!

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    Working towards repute zero

    In this week's episode:• Enshittification Watch – have we turned the corner?• Isaiah Iongi gets passed a blunt punishment• Los Secretos del Valle de Rugby: A Latin American telenova about the Brisbane Broncos• This week in Hell: a preview of the demons we'll face in Round 4• Dan reveals some concerns about the podcast• NRL Book Club: 'Whitewater, white faces' by former North Sydney hooker Tony ReaThis episode brought to you by Anthony Seibold's Angry Birds Merch Store.

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    Rabbitoh Soldier

    In this week's episode:The enshittification of rugby league continues (and AJ is the antidote)The Dragons' 'Raise the Red' initiative fails to raise much interestRugby league rock party – the best songs inspired by our great gameFantasy V'Landys: Bye-bye, byesThe Panthers' spine is the gang from Seinfeld (and you'll never guess which one is Kramer!)This episode brought to you by 'Cherry Maguire: Show Me the Funny!' – DCE and Madge Maguire's hilarious two-man comedy show.

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    Girding ourselves for rugby league

    In this episode:• The Witzer Curse• PVL’s OnlyFans collab• New segment: Did you know?!• The Chiefs have joined the National Resort League • Nathan Cleary brings down the house• What’s in a name? For these NRL players, amazingness• The Sharks’ spine eerily resembles an iconic pop group• Dante’s second level of rugby league hell: LUSTThis episode brought to you by Father-and-son Time, a curated memoir series from the game’s supercoach fathers and their player sons.

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    Is the AFL in the room with us right now, Peter?

    In this episode:• Fox League goes AI and boy don't we love it• PVL is being weird about the AFL• Fantasy V'Landys: The Cage Match for Lomax• The Tigers CEO really, really likes coffee• Getting high in the lower grades• Rugby league haircuts: Round 1!• NRL Book Club: Craig Salvatori's gripping tale of swimming pool hubris• Can artificial intelligence pass the NRL Banting Test?• The Cyberpunk-Bankstown BulldogsThis episode brought to you by Trent Robinson's Small Bird Survey of Sydney.

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    Smoking a bit of the old Mull Meninga

    In this week's episode:•An apology to Ricky Stuart•Can Tim Tams win America over to rugby league? (Absolutely not)•Fantasy V’Landys: Cameron Munster, indentured labourer•Isaiah Iongi? More like Isaiah I-love-chongies!•Ezra Mam rubs one out for the fans•League-logo-paloozaThis episode brought to you by Trent Robinson’s Small Bird Survey of Sydney.

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    There's no rugby league in the Epstein Files - and that's a problem

    In the inaugural episode of NRL Hellmouth:•If you can run 7.5 km, you can play NRL•Does the All Stars need a third team...of dickheads?•Sticky's stand-up comedy coup•Chevy Stuart strikes a blow for the anti-gambling lobby•Rugby league in the Epstein Files•Stop the fiddle V'Landys!•Penis enlargement and its implications for rugby league•14th-century poet Dante's first circle of NRL Hell: LimboThis episode brought to you by Absolute Psycho!, the new thriller from author Wayne Bennett.Visit us at nrlhellmouth.com

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    NRL Hellmouth - TRAILER

    NRL Hellmouth opens in mid February 2026 - here's a glimpse of the horrors within.

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A PODCAST ABOUT RUGBY LEAGUE, ALLEGEDLY.God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole.Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture.From club statements and bunker blunders to the ridiculous characters that make rugby league the greatest show on earth, this is NRL Hellmouth.Visit us at nrlhellmouth.com

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