Offensiveminded

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Offensiveminded

A sarcastic crude & fun football / variety show in which we spin a wheel and the topic it lands on we discuss it.

  1. 44

    Unscripted, Unreal, Unfiltered, Unprepared, Underachieving

    Tonight's show is shooting from the hip but we will be discussing our mock draft mock beers hangover about the draft picks and the draft decision that were almost as disappointing  as my sex life. Okay spoiler alert we don't talk about any of these things I promise it's a good show. I also promise this is offensive and listener discretion is advised. 

  2. 43

    Hop On This Do You Like That

    Tonight’s show is unscripted, unreal, unfiltered, unprepared and last but no least underachieving and un-apologetic. That’s right so I know one thing we have no idea with this show we can promise it is Offensive and listener discretion is advised.

  3. 42

    Reckless Wide Receiver Player Rankings for 2025 #2

    Part 2 of of the Offensive Minded, where our fantasy football confidence is always higher than our hit rate. Today we’re cracking open the time capsule and revisiting our Project 2025 position rankings — celebrating the takes that aged like fine wine and roasting the ones that aged like milk left in a hot car. We’ll own the wins, defend the bad calls like seasoned fantasy lawyers, and argue why we were technically right all along. Buckle up — accountability is optional, but the opinions are still offensive.

  4. 41

    Reckless Wide Receiver Rankings 2025

    Welcome back to Offensive Minded, where our fantasy football confidence is always higher than our hit rate. Today we’re cracking open the time capsule and revisiting our Project 2025 position rankings — celebrating the takes that aged like fine wine and roasting the ones that aged like milk left in a hot car. We’ll own the wins, defend the bad calls like seasoned fantasy lawyers, and argue why we were technically right all along. Buckle up — accountability is optional, but the opinions are still offensive.

  5. 40

    Running Back Ranking & the Redemption

    Welcome back to Offensive Minded, where our fantasy football confidence is always higher than our hit rate. Today we’re cracking open the time capsule and revisiting our Project 2025 position rankings — celebrating the takes that aged like fine wine and roasting the ones that aged like milk left in a hot car. We’ll own the wins, defend the bad calls like seasoned fantasy lawyers, and argue why we were technically right all along. Buckle up — accountability is optional, but the opinions are still offensive.

  6. 39

    Coaches Who Were On Thin Ice

    On this episode of the Offensive Minded Podcast, we jump into the week’s most talked-about issues — and as usual, things veer off the planned script. We do get serious on this episode as we tackle the highly charged and emotional situation playing out in Minneapolis involving ICE agents and federal immigration enforcement. There also is some time on a less serious note in which we discuss the coaches firing's and if they are justified or not. Spoiler alert, most of them are not. 

  7. 38

    It's Time To Live Your Fantasy

    What are you goals? What are your dreams? Why have you been waiting so long? Well the wait is over, the time is now. It’s time to reach the pinnacle. It’s time to advance to the next step. It’s time to stop making excuses and start achieving all that you have dreamed. It’s time to get into your Fantasy Football Championship and Bret and I might possible be able to help you do it! Take a listen as we go through all games of Week 16 with some insight and hopefully players to get you to the big game!

  8. 37

    The Final Countdown

    Well folks this is it to many people important in your life like friends, family and significant others week 15-17 to win a championship are........absolutely insignificant.....but to you it's time for the final count down of who will be able to systematically ruin and torture their league mates and brag for the many months a head as they reach the pinnacle of fantasy glory. We at Offensive Minded want to make this happen for you. This show we talk about strategies to use for the playoffs as well as what to do if your dynasty team fell short again this year. We also take a look at our last place league mate and provide strategies that will help them get out of the dark void of failure. Join us to here some different insights to how to win your league as well as prepare for 2026 and play chess instead of checkers.

  9. 36

    Interview with a Vampoor!

    Tonight's show was a special one as one of the host's Bret was joined by a rare creature on Halloween night known as a Vampoor not a Vampire. As far as we know this is the first discussion ever with a Vampoor. Join Bret as he interviews this oddity that resembles a missing chromosome Jean Simmons but still shares it's darkest secrets of the ancient Vampire order and Fantasy Football strategies. It also discusses how bad NFL teams can exorcise their demons and start becoming dynasty winning teams. Please listen to the phenomenon who has creeped on this show. One note of caution it's Halloween night and this very special being is offensive so listener and viewer discretion is not advised, it's demanded. If you have the heart, you can also see the video on the link below and don't worry you can see him just not his reflection.  http://www.youtube.com/@chaddriscoll7638

  10. 35

    Scary Prediction mixed with Free Agent Treats

    On tonight’s show I and hopefully my host Bret will join us as we discuss if you will be given a treat for week 9 or trick. We also will be making some scary predictions about our favorite team, the Vikings and Broncos as well as discussing trade options and golden handcuffs. No not golden showers unless it’s champagne due to your victory! Even though you may not have a golden handcuff we at Offensive Minded have a golden rule in which listener discretion is advised.

  11. 34

    Chaudible Week 8 Hoping it is Some What Great

    This show I am on my own as my host is busy being successful in the real world but not me no no. I am going to still live in my head of eternal bachelorhood surrounded with Fantasy Football, sports cars and dating super models. Since it's just me I speak my mind and say what I am feeling much like calling an audible in the pocket. It's Chad's audible.....that I like to call a Chaudible...you get it. Anyway join me myself and I as I discuss football owners, Viking's QB situation, how to build a good football team and how my generation is responsible for disconnect in society. I could be right or wrong about these speculative takes but one thing I do know is.....listener discretion is advised. 

  12. 33

    I Finally Got Laid........Off......of My Job

    This podcast was supposed to be about fantasy football but sometimes we take a different turn and speak about the things that strike us in the moment. Unfortunately I got a bit caught up about getting laid......the only laid I can get which is laid off and then we went into a diatribe about the present education system, careers in the future and how much the job market has changed since I was a young foolish man. It concludes with me opening up about some of my issues, the mistakes I made and continue to make and what it really takes to be successful in a job market that is becoming unsuccessfully stable year after year. My hope is you listen and take away something from this to make your life just a bit easier. Whether my vulnerability inspires some or none, listener discretion is advised.  

  13. 32

    Listening to Pricks about Matchups for Week 6

    On tonight’s show we got a variety pack for you much like those old football variety card packs, you know the one with the hard gum that you would break your tooth on. We will be getting into week 6 matchups included who to start, who to trade or who not to trade as well beating the wavier wire like you do during happy time in the shower....and you know you do it so don’t deny it. One thing we can’t deny is we are offensive so listener discretion is advised.

  14. 31

    Week 6 and Weak Teams

    Tonight’s show we discuss strategies what you can do with with a losing record. Trades, roster moves, wavier wire and the correct sacrifices to make in order to appease the Football Gods. We are pulling out all the stops to try and get your weak team to a winning Week 6 team! As always listener discretion is advised.

  15. 30

    The Villain Always Thinks They Are the Hero. The Draftee Always thinks they have a Champion Roster

    Tonight’s show we break away from our fun fantasy football for the first hour and a half to speak about the climate of America, challenging the stigmata of a permanent broken America and what the Government shut down is really about. Now since I know about as much about politics as I do fantasy football, (maybe even less),the last half hour will be speaking about fantasy football strategy if you are 0-4 and loss one of the many fantasy football stars. Good takes or bad, listener discretion is advised.     

  16. 29

    My Fantasy Football Championship was Just a Fantasy

    On tonight’s show or whenever the hell you listen we are going to dive deep....well were going to jump in the deep end......well were going to dip our feet in it......okay were just going to splash and play in the fantasy football kiddie pool (uhh that might sound bad) and speak about the climate of these rookies, what to do if 0 -3 and listen to my confession lack luster knowledge in this FN game! Brace yourself kiddies were about to get Offensive and listener discretion is advised.

  17. 28

    There is No Left or Right Side only the American One!

    This show I am sorry but we have to discuss about what happened this week with Charlie Kirk as I try to bring a point for common ground. No left or right opinion here instead just fact as I discuss only one side of what happened, The American one! Also listener discretion is advised.

  18. 27

    The Final Final Top 25 WR RB Predictions

    OK, so this is the final final final predictions of the top 24 running backs and wide receivers…because the season starts Thursday. Now listen in as I make myself accountable for these ranking with an end of season bet 😀. Even though I know the rankings will be wrong. One thing I know is right is that listener discretion is advised.    

  19. 26

    Destination Draft Ho!

    Join Bret and I as we do a show literally on the road as we head to our live draft, speaking about our draft strategies including dynasty keeper and a bit of redraft. Yes we discuss our league a bit but the players discussed are well know with a bit twist as we try to break our bias and un-bias opinions. If this isn't interesting enough, there are many zingers and hearing Bret freak out on the highway is almost worth the listen alone. But even this listen alone is listener discretion advised. 

  20. 25

    These Rankings Are Offensive Part 4

    (Singing) "This is the Rankings show that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends. First it was 1 saying it was going to be done. Then suddenly it became an extra 3 driving me to insanity and left me talking only fantasy...... because? This is the show that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends." Just having a bit of fun, but this show is a bit different then we normally do as we just talk Fantasy Football so if you like fantasy football and want to hear some different rankings take a listen. Also if you missed the 1st 2nd 3rd shows I am being held accountable for these rankings. How you might ask...or a question I have asked for a 4th time due to this being our 4th show? Well the answer is the same it was the last 3 shows, tune in to find out. Even if this rankings show never ends it still will be spicy with a bit of crudeness so listener discretion is advised. 

  21. 24

    These Rankings Are Offensive

    That is right we had to do a part 3 of our offensive rankings show due to being cut off for time. Sooooo if you missed part 1 part 2 check those out as well for more details. If not, we do a fast recap. Now what makes us different then others is these rankings are offensive to many but I am willing to be accountable. How you ask? Well you will have to tune in to find out that answer. Only tune if you can handle some crude language as listener discretion is not advised it's demanded. 

  22. 23

    These Rankings Are Offensive Part 2

    We start where we left off on our rankings Part 1 discussing my projections for the top 24 WR and then dive into my projections for the top 24 RB's. Now if you missed part 1 no biggie we do a recap. What makes this different then all the other ranking podcasts.....well I am willing to be accountable. How you ask? You have to tune in to find out...why I actually did a tease like a professional. Tease or no tease, listener discretion is advised.

  23. 22

    Offensive Rankings

    Join Bret and I as we discuss our top 24 ......or try to discuss our top 24 WR's. I know what you're thinking, "oh man another podcast projecting fantasy football." Well tune in to our show as I am not sure you will find rankings that are more than this. Even though this is fantasy football heavy listener discretion is still advised. 

  24. 21

    The History of Maple Grove Days

    Join us on wacky and satiric history (no it's not the actual history) of an event in my host's (Bret) neighborhood Maple Grove in which they celebrate Maple Grove on July 19 but then don't shoot off any fireworks on the 4th of July. It's a strange thing but don't worry Bret and I go into great detail why that is. Yes even this show listener discretion is advised. 

  25. 20

    Rankings That Might Be Offensive

    This show we kind of get away from our regular programing of bad jokes and stupid tangents and become more Fantasy Football focused. If your into Fantasy Football than join us as we talk about of not when to draft WR's but an actual prediction of who the top 24 WR's will be! Actually if I remember there is some bad jokes we tell before we get to the WR ranking so I hope you enjoy that as well and listener discretion is advised,

  26. 19

    The Un-United and Dependent States of America

    In response to the tragic even that happened last Saturday June 14 with death of Minn Rep Horton and her husband we spin the wheel of topics and have a more serious political discussion diving into the depths of what motivated the shooter, the faction of America and the war in Iran which could lead to a possible World War 3. We still do have a few lighthearted stories if your listening for those and as always listener discretion is advised. 

  27. 18

    Rank These Stories

    This episode my host Bret and I (Chad) share story time as he explains his experience in Vegas on a business trip that involves passive aggressive Uber Drivers, small plate dinners and hallway blockers. If that isn't interesting I tell a story about possibly the worst pick up line ever and keeping away a Ju Jitsu.....well listen and you will see. The show wraps up with the last half hour giving our thoughts on the Top 100 fantasy rankings for 2025. Thanks for giving us a listen I we hope you enjoy the show but it's explicit and listener discretion is advised.

  28. 17

    Wheel My Anxiety Go Away

    Join my host Bret and I Chad as we discuss random spun topic on the wheel of topics. Most of the show however is a deep discussion about how anxiety can lead to serious depression as I share an experience I had recently and the work to overcome it. This show is a bit serious but really hope those who experience such symptoms will listen and know that you are not alone and there are techniques and help you can get to make your life more joyful. Even though the show is serious it still required viewer discretion and thanks so much for giving us a listen. 

  29. 16

    Plains Trains Hotels and Overrated Draft Picks

    Welcome back to another episode and if new welcome to Offensiveminded. Join my host Bret and I Chad as Bret speaks about the fun times at Airports, why Super Trains should be a thing and how attention to detail is important when booking a hotel.  Now if that doesn't do anything for ya and you want to hear just Fantasy Football fast forward to the 53 minute mark to hear us throw some cold water on these NFL draft rookies and ranking players all together. I do hope you will listen to all of our show but either way just know listener discretion is advised. 

  30. 15

    Free Form & Draft Talk

    We take it a bit easy and do a free form show with a bit of talk about the RBs in this 2025 NFL draft class and which are the best for your fantasy team. Listener discretions is advised. 

  31. 14

    Free Agency and Free Balling

    Listen in as we go off rails a bit about the state of this country when my co-host went to Canada for a business trip. The politics flow a bit more as my co-host's daughter gives her take on Trump and women in office. The show finally gets a bit more on track as we speak about underrated free agents for fantasy and stay till the end to learn about a why there is free balling in the title. Listener discretion is advised. 

  32. 13

    The Life of a Teenager's Prisoned Mind

    This episode is very different from what we normally do. Not crude humor or football, instead I speak with my co-host's son Bailey about the struggles he faces with the loss and constant ridicule as well as the challenges he faces with his disabilities. Tune in to hear the troubled minds of today's youth and what can be done to help those that need it but above all healing by having the courage to talk out the pain. Normally this is the part I write listener discretion is advised but I hope all listens 

  33. 12

    Free Agency and Free Verse

    This episode starts a bit off the rails with speaking of my co-host Bret as a deity then jumping into an improv as me trying to buy some connectors due to him being a connector salesperson. We then get a pleasantly surprise call from handle Sportsnerd who runs circles around me in sports knowledge and even Bret who knows much more about da sports then me. This person knows their stuff and listen to find out what their age is. Now we did try to keep this pretty civil but for us that is still not good enough, so listener discretion is advised. 

  34. 11

    A Brief History and Long Lesson Learned

    Join me Chad and my host Bret as we got a bit off topic on this podcast per usual. After a few tasteful and tasteless jokes, I Chad finally got to give a brief and ironic history lesson on how the first depression in America was caused because American's refused to pay taxes. We also got into a bit of a discussion not argument on Trump's Adress and whether we feel it was the right choice to vote for him. Please join us for some interesting discussion or just to hear my cohost put me in my place once again in a very educational debate and conclusion. This podcast is crude and as usual listener discretion is advised.

  35. 10

    The Gift and Burden of Life Part 2

    We continue to discuss my co-host's feelings and thoughts about his father's cancer. Later on I share about a domestic dispute incident I was involved with and how a heroic act can turn in a villainous one. Listener discretion is advised. 

  36. 9

    The Gift and Burden of Life

    Join us as we discuss mistaken planetary alignments and open a vein up on Offensive Minded speaking to my Host about his father who has cancer and how it can be a such a gift and such a curse at the same time. Even though this is more of a serious show then we normally do, listener discretion is advised. 

  37. 8

    Palantines Day Country and Coaches

    This episode we give out tips for next year's valentines day as well as start a new tradition called Palantines day. We also discuss country music and country lifestyle along with the new NFL coaches and the impact they will have. Tune into to the end of the show to hear about my victorious Karaoke performance that Nashville will surely be calling me about :P . Listener discretion is advised. 

  38. 7

    Eagle Punk Fans and Super Bowl Bans

    Join us as we discuss how to handle these Eagle Punks (Eagle fans with no respect) and our decision on why we will be boycotting the Super Bowl. If none of this is to your liking then listen in as we attempt to solve the case of my missing underwear and take a live call from a Cowboy fan who says the truth that no other show will say. This show contains crude humor and foul language. Listener discretion is not advised it's demanded. After saying all this, thanks much for giving us a listen :)

  39. 6

    Wild Card Weekend Wild Conversations

    Join us as we discuss implications of the playoffs and strategies for the underdogs. I am not going to lie this podcast in football but it's all over the place. It's like a fumbled conversation picking up one right after the other. I know you curious so if you like football mixed with a bit of chaos, we are your show. As always listener discretions is advised. 

  40. 5

    Ring The Bell

    Join us as we discuss dating profiles tips, how to capture the audience with Chairity Salvation Army work. NFL vs College how to fix the J. E. T. S jets jets, an improvisation with Bret do due to a bathroom emergency ending the show with Fantasy football advice for your semi's. This show was all over the place just like my sex life and Bret's fantasy team. Listen discretion is not advised it's demanded!

  41. 4

    Playoffs Playoffs?

    It's the first round of the playoffs as we take a shot at some predictions a bit different than others no rankings just start them if ya hear the name. Also we will discuss the host's lack of social life as well as his lack of Fantasy football advice championships so tune to get the edge for your team.

  42. 3

    Bear Down and Take It!

    We have a special guests Kyle and my host's son Bailey because anyone who agrees to come on our show has to be special :) We discuss what these bad teams do for next season, fantasy football playoff strategies as well as bump and run coverage and trust me it's not what you think. Listen in to find out and see how bad our GM hats look. As always listener discretion is advised!

  43. 2

    Election Selection Thoughts and Ideas

    In tonight's Podcast, we discuss in detail about the election who we voted for and why but still do our best to not just give good reason, but justifiable ones for our decisions. We also dive in a bit of ideas for the future of America and lesson fears stirred up by an election that was run off of fear from both candidates. Tune in to hear more and as always due to our crude humor, listener discretion is advised.

  44. 1

    Wheeling and Spilling

    For this show we decided to change the format and instead of doing a boring regular fantasy show, we spin the wheel of topics and spill out our guts and opinions on them. To keep it mysterious you will just have to listen. This show is especially explicit, and listener discretion is advised. 

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A sarcastic crude & fun football / variety show in which we spin a wheel and the topic it lands on we discuss it.

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