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Enjoy this one from Season 2 (originally published on June 21st 2024). We had fun recording this one - but it was our least listened to of the season. Join Faith and Jaylynne as we question how exactly DID Jeremy die?Jurassic Submissive by Sophie SternOSB Rating = 2If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

This was originally published on July 5th, 2024. One of our most popular of the 2nd season! Enjoy!Join Faith and Jaylynne as we find out that this book has no fluff, except for Mr. Jingle’s bunny slippers.Mr Jingle by Layla FaeOSB Rating = 4If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne we learn how to massage the prostate…Dick Fight Island by Reibun IkeOSB = 4If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** ExplicitLanguage **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

**Flashback to our first season. This one was originally published on August 11th, 2023. It was our Tentacle Era. Enjoy :-)Join Faith and Jaylynne as we read about a stupid intern, who works for a stupid boss, and has a stupid girlfriend...Oh and there's sex-crazed tentacle monster in this book too.I've Fallen and There's a Tentacle In My Butt by Edward NaughtyIf you have any suggestions for books weshould read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know whenfuture Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** ExplicitLanguage **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we geek out to this Lit RPG featuring Carl and Princess Donut.Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt DinnimanOSB = 1If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

**Bringing back a classic from Season 1! (Originally aired Season 1 Episode 2 - February 24th, 2023)Join Faith and Jaylynne as we explore Stacy's vagina. It's a typical love story about a small man who is forced inside a giant woman's vagina and enters a whole new world...of jelly people(??)The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick IIIIf you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts

Join Faith and Jaylynne go on grand adventures that include dragons, unicorns, and sentient beings.Dungeons, Dragons, and Buckaroos by Chuck TingleOSB Rating = 1If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we share our favorites (and not so favorites) of Season 3.If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we hate on half this book.Christmas on Crack by Carlton Mellick IIIOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they wonder “what about Chad?!”Frisky by Lauren BielOSB Rating = 4If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they struggle to embrace the cringe of this meaty (gag) story.Basted by Abby HunterOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they spend time on Etsy searching for crochet penises. Corny by Sabrina CrossOSB Rating = 2If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Hallopeen by Holly WildeJoin Faith and Jaylynne as they learn new Halloween Legends…and that they will always make sure all the candy is out of the bowl by midnight.OSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Sea son 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they scream at Maisie Ann to dump her deadbeat boyfriend. But also we adore PeeDee. Hayseed by Vera ValentineOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)Her field gets plowedJoin Faith and Jaylynne as they scream at MaisieAnn to dump her deadbeat boyfriend. But also we adore PeeDee. Hayseed by Vera ValentineOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books weshould read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know whenfuture Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** ExplicitLanguage **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join us as Jaylynne discovers why she will never use a spatula at Faith’s house again…Rake by Nicole ParkerOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they come back to the word of sentient cutlery.Spooned by Ruth CardelloOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they redundantly complain about the redundancy of this redundant book.Stuffed by Sylvia Morrow OSB Rating = 2If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they have vastly different ratings of this splatterpunk book****WARNING – This book is VERY graphic and while we don’t talk A LOT about the graphic parts, we do share a few things that maybe disturbing.Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps by Layla MoonOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they dissect the lives of three elves looking for some orc fun..both small and large orc fun… 😉Girls Weekend by C.M. NascostaOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they read the *REAL* Captain America origin story!Forked by Ruth CardelloOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they learn how desensitized they truly are to reading WTF books!Slurp by Georgia RayneOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they discuss what is “the pill” for…Gatorly Ever After by Rhea FoxOSB Rating = 4If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we questions how many gallons-per-minute the kool-aid man unloads! (OH YEAH!)Cold Sweat by Vera ValentineOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne we revisit ourfavorite Irish brothers and serial killer ladies. Butcher and Blackbird, Leather and Lark, and Scythe and Sparrow by Brynne WeaverOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they discuss the most expensive “one night stand”Banging my Birthday Bear by Holly WildeOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we wonder what the F*** is happening in the last chapter of this book. Squeak by Vera ValentineOSB Rating = 4If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we wonder how fluffernutting connects to the Peep world-building and lore. Mating with Mallows by Nora NoodleOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know whenfut ure Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we learn how PHAT a Furby can be. Faulty by Nicole ParkerOSB Rating = 4If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023) 

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we really hate on this book; almost as much as we hated John.The Horny Leprechaun by Nikita KingOSB Rating = 5If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we wonder what happens to the other 7-13 inches…Robo-Dong Deluxe by Fannie TuckerOSB Rating = 3If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released.**WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed HostsOSB Rating Scale**1 – Mild2 – Just a Little More3 – Midrange4 – Mature5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre)(**To learn more about our rating scale,please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we follow a twisted fairy tale of contraband and hearts. A Very Messed-up (Fucked-Up) Valentine’s Tale by J.A. Kazimer OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we learn if Faith’s cats are Demonic. How to Tell Your Cat About Trump by Breaking Burgh OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we discuss how Layla Fae could have done this better. And discuss the real threat of vaginal frostbite. Snowballin’: I Fucked Frosty by Auralie Verge OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they Tingle in the new year while focusing on self care. Not Pounded by Stress…. By Chuck Tingle OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)  

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we discuss the books and episodes we like the best and the book we disliked the most. OSB Rating = 2 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we discuss the effective use of birth control if you are going to have sex with mythical creatures. Santa Claus is Going to Town on me by M.L. Eliza (AKA Marie Lipscomp) OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they wonder what PETA would think if they really knew what happened! Stuffed by the Were-Turkey by Tate McKirk OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they die…repeatedly. Choose Your Own Apocalypse by Rob Sears OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they rip they rip this book apart like Jack ripped Suzy…(ew) Jack by Layla Fae OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they live up to their white girl stereotypes. Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte by Evelyn Cloves OSB Rating = 2 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they fall in love with a serial killer based solely on his voice. Butcher and Blackbird by Brynne Weaver (HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE AUDIBLE!) OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they revisit their childhood breakfast favorites in a way they never imagined. (Thank you Trinity Zook for this fabulous recommendation!) Snap Crackle Fuck You by Simon Ore Molina OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we talk about the Virus That Shall Not Be Named! Kissing the XXX by M.J. Edwards Courting the XXX by Lee Taylor CxVxx 69 by Jessica T Lawson OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we read a mostly normal book with a WTF title. Amish Vampires in Space by Kerry Nietz OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)  

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we have our eyes opened on the dangers lurking in a neighborhood near you. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack by Chuck Sambuchino OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as they talk about how to use the Libby app which is far more interesting than this book about Cindy Lou and the Grinch (I mean – Grim). How the Monster Stole Me On Christmas Eve by Jade Price OSB Rating = 4 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne as we tear apart this book like an Allosaurus tears up a 17 year old girl… Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer by Lola Faust OSB Rating = 5 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)

Join Faith and Jaylynne we return to the quaint town of Cambric Creek and learn that Mothmen are more than just a myth. Sweet Berries by C.M. Nascosta OSB Rating = 3 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)  

Join Faith and Jaylynne we dig into the casefiles of the worst Therapist on the planet. 0/10 stars for Dr. Harper - would NOT recommend! I'm a Therapist and my Patient is going to be the next School Shooter by Dr. Harper OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)  

...if you masturbate to this book! Join Faith and Jaylynne as we look at pictures that you should not masturbate to. Images You should Not Masturbate to by Graham Johnson and Ron Hibbart OSB Rating = 1 If you have any suggestions for books we should read and review in the future, please email [email protected] Please Like and Subscribe so you know when future Episodes are released. **WARNING** Spoilers! ** WARNING** Explicit Language **WARNING** Slightly Buzzed Hosts OSB Rating Scale** 1 – Mild 2 – Just a Little More 3 – Midrange 4 – Mature 5 – Top of the Spectrum (for genre) (**To learn more about our rating scale, please see Season 1 Episode 24 – Goodbye 2023)