Palsville

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Palsville

Welcome to Palsville, "where everyone gets along!"Join Ashley Apap (comedian, writer and fictional Mayor of Palsville) each week as she invites her funny friends to town! A municipality forged in friendship, Palsville is home to some of the wildest weirdos you can witness. Take a stroll down the road-less streets and get lost in this inventive new improvised podcast.Featuring a rotation of the worlds most creative comedians, Mayor Ashley tries her best to fix this town, one friendship at a time.Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    REAL FRIENDS: Hayley Tantau

    Ashley welcomes one of her dearest friends, fellow improviser and co-host of their Pretty Little Liars recap podast, Call An Adult: it's Hayley Tantau!!! Overcome by the spirit of Floop, they go back and forth between the present and past to map out their decade+ of friendship. They discuss what the improv community in Melbourne means to them, how much they love making their other podcast together, and what they love about each other. Floop IS a mad man, so why don't ya HELP US and SAVE US - for once?! And listen to Call An Adult if you WANT!Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Hayley Tanatu on socials @hayleytantauFollow Palsville on socials @palsvillepodFollow Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Recap Podcast on socials @callanadultpodCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    45. DAUGHTERS (with Nnamdi Ngwe & Kelsey Duvauchelle)

    One of Mayor Ashley's bestest friends, Kelsey Duvauchelle, stops into Palsville to visit when local aquarium custodian Shark Hudson (played by Nnamdi Ngwe) pops his head in. They discuss his looming audition for Epic The Musical, the way that John Mayer may be the best person to speak for women, and get enraged by unwanted spam calls.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Palsville on socials @palsvillepodFollow Nnamdi Ngwe on socials @nngwe17Follow Kelsey Duvauchelle on socials @kelseydove_Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    REAL FRIENDS: Scout Boxall

    Ashley gabs with one of her best pals and favourite people on Earth - local legend and joke writing extraordinaire, Scout Boxall. The episode is a true birds eye view into the way they are together socially - endlessly one-upping each others bits, diverting into sudden earnestness, and greatly appreciating the art that brought them to each other: comedy. A very silly odd couple, enjoy an extra indulgent episode of Real Friends with two freaks who love hanging out.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Scout Boxall on socials @scoutboxallFollow Palsville on socials @palsvillepodCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    44. TAKE YOUR LOAD (with Millie Holten & Matthew Jackson)

    Millie Holten RETURNS to Palsville to tell Mayor Ashley what she does NOT want in a friend, when Sam Tom (played by Matthew Jackson) arrives to say hello to the Mayor. He takes a stab at Millie (romantically) and explains his disdain for the new town outliers who are ruining his paragliding business. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Palsville on socials @palsvillepodFollow Millie Holten on socials @millieholtenFollow Matthew Jackson on socials @thisismattjacksonCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    REAL FRIENDS: Millie Holten

    Neither Ashley nor guest Millie Holten can quite remember when or where they met, but they know that they're grateful that they did!!! They discuss the importance of shared values in friendships, working with friends, how comforting it is to find camaraderie in people they feel safe around, and ask each other how they would like to make new friends. They also say "a egg" a lot.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Millie Holten on socials @millieholtenFollow Palsville on socials @palsvillepodCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    43. REATHER LUG (with Bea Barbeau-Scurla & James Collopy)

    Bea Barbeau-Scurla visits Palsville when local leathersmith Forest Whitaker - no relation (played by James Collopy) - stops by to discuss the leathertok drama that has him cancelled. Mayor Ashley reminds the people of Palsville that her first term as Mayor is almost up, and explains the terms of her reelection campaign to Bea and Forest.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Palsville on socials @palsvillepodFollow Lena Moon on socials @lenaimoonFollow Jayden Masciulli on socials @jaymasiulliCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    REAL FRIENDS: Kelsey Duvauchelle

    Ashley welcomes on the other half of her heart, her old roommate and friend of over 13 years, Kelsey Duvauchelle. They discuss their life raft of a bond while living together (and with a third, unnamed evil entity), what it felt like to be unexpectedly separated by that really cool thing in 2020, and how lucky they feel to get time together once again after years unable to be in the same room.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Kelsey Duvauchelle on socials @kelseydove_Follow Palsville on socials @palsvillepodCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    42. SPRING ONION LOADED (with Lena Moon & Jayden Masciulli)

    When Lena Moon visits her old friend Mayor Ashley Apap in Palsville, their catch up is interrupted by Doctor Wayne Defibrillator (played by Jayden Masciulli). He delivers interesting findings from Mayor Ashley’s most recent tests, and explains his lineage as a part of Palsville’s famous Defibrillator family. Also, Lena’s fingers pop off and smell like spring onions, but she does manage to get a spot at the local comedy club Vagina (owned by the Defibrillator empire, of course).Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Palsville on socials @palsvillepodFollow Lena Moon on socials @lenaimoonFollow Jayden Masciulli on socials @jaymasiulliCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    REAL FRIENDS: Nnamdi Ngwe

    Ashley is thrilled to have her dear friend, beloved improv teacher, performer, Emmy award winning writer, content creator and all-round ANGEL Nnamdi Ngwe on Real Friends! They look back on meeting a decade ago at iO Chicago where Nnamdi was Ashley's improv teacher, their joint belief that team sports experience makes someone into a better and more specific kind of improviser, and how much they both value the encouragement and support while navigating their creative lifestyles.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Nnamdi Ngwe on socials @nngwe17Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    41. SCHRODINGER'S SQUIRT (with Ben Russell & Josh Chodziesner)

    Comedian Ben Russell arrives in Palsville just when local fishman Stink Luciano (played by Josh Chodziesner) knocks on Mayor Ashley's office door. Ben brings in a musical instrument of merriment, they all talk about Stinks want to create a SeaWorld in town, how Palsville has it's own ecosystem and climate.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Ben Russell on socials @imbenrussellFollow Josh Chodziesner on socials @joshchodziesnerCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    REAL FRIENDS: Lena Moon

    Comedian/writer/streamer and Very Old Friend Lena Moon chats to Ashley about their friendship. They remember (and don't remember) how they first met, think about when they got E. coli from swimming at the Coney Island Beach in New York, and celebrate many things that have happened in their 10+ years of friendship.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Lena Moon on socials @lenaimoonCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    40. BUNGHEAD (with Elyce Phillips & Kate Denhert)

    Elyce Phillips comes to town to offer Mayor Ashley help (which she'll later regret) when womens empowerment advocate and leader Cynthia Erivo - no relation (played by Kate Denhert) stops by, sharing her harrowing origin story. After discovering what made her the woman she is today, the three friends get 10 basketballs and try to reenact the traumatic events that turned Cynthia from a childhood bully, to an adulthood bitch (compliment).Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Elyce Phillips on socials @elyce.phillipsFollow Kate Denhert on socials @katedenhertCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    REAL FRIENDS: Josh Chodziesner

    Ashley Apap chats with her dear pal and everyone's favourite improviser Josh Chodziesner about their decade plus long friendship. They do many bits, accompanied by an appreciation of how earnest they can be with one another. They also discuss feeling safe with each other, rollercoasters and their new joint adventure playing Baulders Gate 3.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Josh Chodziesner on socials @joshchodziesnerCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    39. WIFE, BUTTON, SON (with Conk & Jeromaia Detto)

    Mayor Ashley's (and Palsville's) biggest fan Conk stops by when local Tony Sultana (played by Jeromaia Detto) enters the chat (literally). He reveals the marital troubles he's experiencing, Mayor Ashley pitches a new job for him at the Bank of Palsville (or BAP if you're nasty/short on time/air), and of course - it's Conservation Week.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Conk on socials @conkconkconkconkFollow Jeromaia Detto on socials @jeromaia.dettoCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    REAL FRIENDS: Maddy Weeks

    Ashley reminisces with her dear friend, comedian and local legend Maddy Weeks. They recount how they met on Halloween, how their friendship became a bright light amidst the dark days of Melbourne lockdown, their beloved pup friends and their mutual disdain for group chats.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Maddy Weeks on socials @maddyyweeksCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    38. SUBMARINE SANDWICH (with Jimmy Cox, Cass Lynch & Eliza McPhail)

    As she orders a sandwich from her local, the Mayor gets a personal delivery from the business owners and sandwich artists of the Robinson Family (played by Jimmy Cox, Cass Lynch & Eliza McPhail). They explain why their daughter Polly is so wet, why Gym does a 20 Sauce Salute, and how Mary never gets any thanks. They also reveal that each of their sandwiches contains 3 yellow things, wowza bobowza!!!Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Jimmy Cox on socials @jimmycoxFollow Cass Lynch on socials @casssslynchFollow Eliza McPhail on socials @eliza__mcCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    REAL FRIENDS: Welcome To Real Friends

    Welcome to Real Friends! A new off-shoot of Palsville that will feature comedian Ashley Apap as her real self (taking off her Mayor hat!) interviewing her real friends ABOUT THEIR FRIENDSHIP!!! In this introductory episode, Ashley explains why she's decided to make these shorter, more discussion based episodes, the new schedule release of these episodes AND of regular Palsville episodes, and what listeners can expect going forward. YAY PALSVILLE, YAY REAL FRIENDS!Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    37. BROAD BACKED BABY (with Frankie McNair & Holly Bohmer)

    When Frankie McNair arrives in Palsville, Mayor Ashley swears there will be no work and only play. But before the fun can even kick off, local starlet Skippy Maroo (played by Holly Bohmer) bursts into the office. Skippy shares her traumatic and glitz-filled past in the studio system, shares a portion of her (8 fistfuls of) daily pills, and walks us through how she became the shrill woman she is today. Also, this entire episode is off the record.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Frankie McNair on socials @frankiemcnair_Follow Holly Bohmer on socials @hollylovehewittCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    36. TRAINSWOMAN (with Tricksy Collins & Jett Bond)

    When comedian Tricksy Collins enters the pee soaked gates of Palsville, Mayor Ashley helps her discover she is part-vehicle. This is aided by an interruption from local ticket inspector Michael Fine (who went missing in a Thanos Snap for 2 years). Magical powers are discovered. Money is laundered. It's a good one.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Tricksy Collins on socials @localcomediantricksycollinsFollow Jett Bond on socials @thejettbondCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    35. THREE WISEMEN AND A BABY (with Tom Burton, Tiana Hogben & Rebecca Kate)

    As Mayor Ashley is preparing for a lonely and pathetic holiday period by herself, she is surprised by The Three Wisemen - yes, they're the guys from the bible, but they're also identical twin brothers who have a passion for making movies. With each brother comes his unique point of view, role in the family, and a collective experience of spontaneous and simultaneous leaking fluid.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Tom Burton on socials @longarmstomFollow Tiana Hogben on socials @misstianahCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    34. PITBULL WEEK (DALE) (with Molly Daniels & Laura Buskes)

    Writer/actor/angel Molly Daniels rolls into Palsville when local pick pocket Pick Ahr Pocket (played by Laura Buskes) enters the chat, resulting in a whirlwind hour of revenge plots, familial phone calls and hard drugs. Also, Mayor Ashley reminds everyone it IS Pitbull Week (the artist AND the dog), so any other breed of canine MUST stay indoors until it is their week to be celebrated. Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Molly Daniels on socials @mollydanielzFollow Laura Buskes on socials @lozzratCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    33. WHINE NIGHT (with Josh Rothenberg & Kati O'Hearn)

    Old LA pal Josh Rothenberg stops by to catch up with Mayor Ashley right when local art/wine connoisseur Gloria Merlot drops in. She reveals that things haven't been going so well with her husband, explains to Josh how she and Ashley's Whine Nights unfold, and Josh confesses to something. Many side bars are had. All are healed (thanks to the power of friendship, of course!!!)Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Josh Rothenberg on socials @roshjothenbergFollow Kati O'Hearn on socials @katiohearnCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    32. DOGUSSY (with Mike Schiff & Trevor Kravits)

    Actor and certified Ripped Guy Mike Schiff stops by to visit Mayor Ashley in her office when local dog correctional officer Earl Merl (played by Trevor Kravits) pops his head in. Earl explains the storied life he's led that brought him to his current career, Mike gets passionate about the 3-1 dog to human ratio in Palsville, and Mayor Ashley gets a Shakespearian surprise.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Mike Schiff on socials @schiffintoturboFollow Trevor Kravits on socials @clevortreverCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    31. THE VILLE (with Jessie Prez & Dougie Baldwin)

    When Hollywood hot shot Jessie Prez comes to Palsville, Mayor Ashley asks him for tips on how to make the town successful. Then, local insurance payee Rack Malone (played by Dougie Baldwin) comes by to ask a favour. A series of reveals follow that shock and disgust the Mayor, breaking her understanding of reality entirely.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Jessie Prez on socials @mrdprezCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    30. LIVE FROM THEORY BAR, IT’S FEEDBACK WEEK (with Hannah Camilleri, Liam Sparrow-Gange, Simon Hawkings, Roxie Halley & Randy Adeva)

    It's Feedback Week on this special LIVE town hall meeting held out of town (to keep things neutral) at Theory Bar Melbourne! Mayor Ashley has opened a herself and her policies up for criticism by 5 lucky Palsville locals: the Mayors assistant Steve Mark (played by Hannah Camilleri), the sweaty town accountant Mickey Parlouzer (played by Liam Sparrow-Gange), local theatre maker Kenny Du Champ (played by Simon Hawkings), small business owner Agatha Porridge (played by Roxie Halley) and no-relation-to-Spiderman Peter Parker (played by Randy Adeva).Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Hannah Camilleri on socials @camillerihannahFollow Liam Sparrrow-Gange on socials @liam_sparrow_gangeFollow Simon Hawkings on socials @simey_fury_nzFollow Roxie Halley on socials @roxiehalley_Follow Randy Adeve on socials @randyadeveCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    29. DIPOPOLY (with Jude Perl & Bec Petraitis)

    When musical comedy gem Jude Perl visits Mayor Ashley in Palsville, the laughs are all around the dang place! Just when you thought you couldn't LOL more, local business owner and self-proclaimed "Dip King" Zip Bip stops by to talk all things dip. They definitely DON'T talk about how town funds are being used to keep all other dippable produce out of business, and they definitely DO sing a bunch towards the end.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Jude Perl on socials @judeperlFollow Bec Petraitis on socials @becnessCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    28. THIS AIN'T FLIESVILLE (with Jon Walpole & Ben McCarthy)

    Comedian Jon Walpole visits Palsville thrice yearly, and on his most recent visit to town, he is unexpectedly preyed upon by his biggest fan and Palsville local, Caroline (played by Ben McCarthy). As she and Mayor Ashley tell Jon about their beautiful friendship, Caroline attempts to seduce Jon with her meaty milkers. There is also some good foley work in this one, and the Mayor definitely doesn't drop any suspicious lore about the previous Mayor...Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Jon Walople on socials @jonwalpole_Follow Ben McCarthy on socials @benmccarthiCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    27. THE BOYS (with Josh Chodziesner, Matt Jenner & Simon McCulloch)

    Each year on Halloween, Palsville is threatened with the magic tomfoolery of The Boys, so naturally Mayor Ashley has decided to close the towns borders to keep everyone safe. However, as she and Dougie prepare to go to a Halloween party, they are faced with that mischief, uncovering the TRUE lore of The Boys (played by Josh Chodsiezner, Matt Jenner & Simon McCulloch). They reveal the monkey paw predicament that made them the way they are, which kinds of magic they use, and that they are in fact, ducks. Can Mayor Ashley get through their Halloween pranks unscathed? Can Dougie survive having priceless artefacts shoved inside him? Listen, and you shall learn...Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Josh Chodziesner on socials @joshchodziesnerFollow Matt Jenner on socials @mattwjennerFollow Simon McCulloch on socials @simcullochCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    26. INSIDE GOUT (with Amy Ruffle & Taylor Griffiths)

    When Amy Ruffle arrives in Palsville, she and Mayor Ashley are unexpectedly joined by aspiring life coach, Drish (played by Taylor Griffiths). The three have an immediate candour and Drish explains her current living situation, a glamping tent in the Mayor's backyard. She also explains her wealthy upbringing and makes a call to her horrible ex Mark.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Amy Ruffle on socials @amylouiseruffleFollow Taylor Griffiths on socials @taylor_the_curatorCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    25. CRUISIN’ FOR A SUSAN (with Grace Jarvis & Cass Paige)

    Mayor Ashley is visited by comedian Grace Jarvis when her unhinged Aunt Sue pops her head into the office. She reveals the unconventional methods used to create her unique fashions, to get through airport security, and what she dressed the Mayor in as a child. There is also much discussion about rabies, the Palsville Intranet and as always, the local dogs.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Grace Jarvis on socials @gracejarvisohnoFollow Cass Paige on socials @casscasspaigeCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    24. BRAZILNUT (with Bianka Ismailovski & Elouise Eftos)

    Bianka Ismailovski came on through into Palsville to hang out with Mayor Ashley, but her unhired PA/local jeweller Mandy Vankleefken had to interrupt the meeting. She's been helping the Mayor work on her public speaking skills, which it turns out are bad for someone with such a public facing job. Bianka dubbed Mandy a brazilnut mum and the Mayor tries to prepare for the imminent spooky season.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Bianka Ismailovski on socials @biankaismailovskiFollow Elouise Eftos on socials @weezasqueezaCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    23. COOL GHOUL (with Jenna Suffern & Harris Stuckey)

    Jenna Suffern rolled into town to visit Mayor Ashley this week, when local medical professional Carlisle Cullen (played by Harris Stuckey) popped into check on the Mayor's health. They have many vital sidebars all around, and question the mechanics of Ghoulhood.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Jenna Suffern on socials @jennasuffernFollow Harris Stuckey on socials @harrisstuckeyCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    22. WHAT'S THE POINTE? (with Claire Hooper & Lena Moon)

    When Claire Hooper visits Mayor Ashley in her newly-not-leaking office, they discuss the Mayor's divisive approach to keeping Palsville citizens on their toes. As they chat, local competitive dance teacher Marcine stops by. When Mayor Ashley reveals Marcine's unfortunate standing in the community, Claire steps up in the name of friendship - and dance. The three workshop ideas for the new dance classes names, the differences between how different members of a family should dance, and a plethora of slogans to live by.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Claire Hooper on socials @theclairehooperFollow Lena Moon on socials @lenaimoonCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    21. THE INSTITUTE (with Marc-Sully Saint-Fleur & Matt Hobby)

    Marc-Sully Saint-Fleur pops into Palsville as Mayor Ashley tries to manage the sewage leak in her office. As they chat, local orthodontist Bart Hickey (played by Matt Hobby) drops by to discuss The Truth. He mentions rumours about whether The Mayor is a secret heir to the McDoggins fortune and his love of galactic bowling. Amidst some questioning, they all work together to find Mayor Ashley an assistant.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Marc-Sully Saint-Fleur on socials @marcsullysaintfleurFollow Matt Hobby on socials @matthobbyCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    20. TALONS AND TALENT (with Erica Hernandez & Nnamdi Ngwe)

    With her first ever stranger-turned-friend, Mayor Ashley welcomes Erica Hernadez into Palsville! As they bond over similarly flat feet, local sports enthusiast and palentologist DeAngelo drops by (played by Nnamdi Ngwe). They learn some deep truths about DeAngelo's past, try to get the dinosaurs "back on the road" and perform an original skit (among other beautiiful, friendship filled moments).Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Erica Hernnadez on socials @erica.herndzFollow Nnamdi Ngew on socials @nngwe17Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    19. BUDS PIZZA (with Will Sasso & Dougie Baldwin)

    Mayor Ashley allows Dougie Baldwin hang in her office once again when local business owner Bud Pizza (played by Will Sasso) stops by after the lunch rush at his dog-hair-forward restaurant, Buds Pizza. He explains his journey from animal control person to animal employer, thanks to putting the Palsville pups to work. Dougie unfortunately reveals himself to be online troll @thebestbaldwin6969420 and tensions are HIGH.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Will Sasso on socials @willsassoFollow Dougie Baldwin on socials @dougiebaldwin1Watch Georgie And Mandy's First Marriage on CBS / HBO MaxCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    18. SHRAT (with Dougie Baldwin & Trevor Kravits)

    There's a leak in the Mayoral Office because actor and local nuisance Dougie Baldwin drank some of the toxic sludge from within it. He and Mayor Ashley discuss how he's lovable but not likable when one of the 2 local Scat Kings of Palsville, Thaddius Slaps (played by Trevor Kravitz) pops by! He explains his rivalry with the other Scat King (Lou Poo) and reveals his and the Mayor's close relationship to Dougie.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Dougie Baldwin on socials @dougiebaldwin1 and watch Georgie And Mandy's First Marriage on HBO MaxFollow Trevor Kravits on socials @clevortreverCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    17. BETTER DEAN (with Gemma Caruana & Conk)

    This week, theatre maker/vocal legend Gemma Caruana visited Palsville for many hohohoho's with Mayor Ashley. As they gabbed, local shoveler Recorder Roy Kilmer (played by Conk) said hello as he told us about the scab wall he's aquired from falling out of bed. His wife Val Kilmer also stops by upon the shocking news of the podcasts first On Air Death!Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Gemma Caruana on socials @gem_caroFollow Conk on socials @conkconkconkconkCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    16. TWINNIES (with Jayden Masciulli & Allen Dorsey)

    When writer/comedian and dear friend Jayden Masciulli rolls into town, he and Mayor Ashley put their heads together to save the day, as local thespian Harold Edward Littlewood (played by Allen Dorsey) barges through the office doors with a theatre emergency! They get into the hazards of so many pineapples popping up around Palsville, Harold's vermouth (and port and congnac) cart, and concoct a plan that just might save Harold, art, and humanity itself...Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Jayden Masciulli on socials @jaymasciulliFollow Allen Dorsey on socials @allen.dorseyCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    15. PRINCIPALSVILLE (with Alistair Baldwin & Lucy Rees)

    It's Conserv(ative) Week in Palsville (a leftover decision from the horrendous Old Mayor) and writer, comedian, director and all around sweetheart Alistair Baldwin is in town! He stopped by to visit Mayor Ashley when fish enthusiast and educator Sugar Buns (played by Lucy Rees) stopped by. The three gas bag and get into the Palsville couples therapy scene, how the wheelie bin system is becoming quite difficult for the Mayor, and the importance of aquatic learning on every level (primary, secondary AND tertiary).Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Alistair Baldwin on socials @baldwinalistair Follow Lucy Rees on socials @lureesCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    14. PLUCKING A PORCUPINE (with Matthew Jackson & Dale Anderson)

    This week, Mayor Ashley is visited by her friend - writer, game designer/programmer Matthew Jackson - when her clairvoyant (and local guide to the spirit realm) Snazzy Windbreaker (played by Dale Anderson) popped his head in for a BUSINESS CALL!!!!! (A Palsville first!) They all discuss Snazzy's stall at the Palsville Sunday Market, where the Mayor and Snazzy met and Matthews first kiss ooOooOooooooOooh!Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Matthew Jackson on socials @thisismattjackson and watch his show @troperpgFollor Dale Anderson on socials @dale_andoCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    13. THE PISSTEEN CHAPEL (with Charlie Lewin & Jordan Barr)

    Comedian, writer, and thespian Charlie Lewin drops into Mayors Office and they discuss Palsville's Pissteen Chapel, when local tile mistress Genevieve Kneecap (formerly Brecht) bangs on the door! They all discuss how the mayor and Ms. Kneecap met (at an orgy, of course) and concoct a plan to get Charlie abroad to study his craft. And along the way, Charlie and Genevieve get engaged?! What a wild time we have in Palsville!Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Charlie Lewin on socials @charlielewincomedyFollor Jordan Barr on socials @jbarr_666Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Humdinger Studios (formerly Stupid Old Studios). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    12. OI OI! (with Josh Chodziesner & Matt Jenner)

    It's Glare Week and comedian/artist/all-around-gem Josh Chodziesner is in town! As he and Mayor Ashley catch up, they're interrupted by local hype man and multidisciplinary artist Don Fish. Don tells tales of his time serving (lewks) overseas, and delves into his past, figuring out destiny via a locket.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Josh Chodziesner on socials @joshchodziesnerFollor Matt Jenner on socials @mattwjennerCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    11. DOOBIE (with Mish Wittrup & Zachary Ruane)

    Comedian/writer/all around SUPERSTAR Mish Wittrup (or Wish Mittrup if you're nasty) is in town for Deflation Week! As she and Mayor Ashley discuss vulvas, local farmer Ciggie (played by Zachary Ruane) drops by to say hello. He and the Mayor educate Mish about Palsville's commerce, movie theatre and original streaming service Doobie. Ciggie also unpacks his very open sex life, how life has been since the misso left, and his love for his 8 huge, terrifying dogs.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Mish Wittrup on socials @mishwittrupFollow Zach Ruane on socials @zacharyruaneFollow the podcast Mish and Zach produce together @mishandzachFollow Zach's sketch trio Aunty Donna @theauntydonnagalleryCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    10. D STANDS FOR DOGGINS (with Isabelle Carney & Isaac Haigh)

    It's Inflation Week in Palsville and writer/comedian/slogan slinger Isabel Carney is in town! The joyous event of her appearance is slightly dampened as local Kringle Moose pops by Mayor Ashley's office - to the Mayor's surprise, Issy and Kring are ex-lovers!!! The three try to work through the thick tension in the air by brainstorming new McDoggins slogans, and the Mayor loses it.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Isabelle Carney on socials @funk.iFollow Isaac Haigh on socials @ikehaighCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    9. THE RACHEL (with Broni Lisle & Haley Erickson)

    Musician/improviser/director and friend Broni Lisle is charmed enough to move to Palsville upon his first visit to see Mayor Ashley! He is lucky enough to meet the Mayor's see-through fraternal twin sister Sue, who tells the HILARIOUS story of how she was accidentally abandoned as a baby, because no one could see her. They discuss their top 5 cultural touchstones and Broni reveals a surprising (and stylish) fact about his urethra.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Broni Lisle on socials @broni__ and watch his animated improv comedy @spontoontvFollow Haley Erickson on socials @haleyaleaCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    8. DIGGERS WEEK (with Tiana Hogben & Caitlyn Staples)

    Actor, improviser, writer, director and all-around gem Tiana Hogben popped into town during Diggers Week! With an unexpected visit from Pretzel (no middle name) Plankton (played by Caitlyn Staples), the three work on finding Pretzel meaning in life outside of the world of chess. They also break down the string of themed weeks in Palsville aimed at teaching the local kids important lessons.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Tiana Hogben on socials @misstianahFollow Caitlyn Staples on socials @caitystaplesCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    7. WOKÉ (with Hayley Tantau & Scott Limbrick)

    Writer/improviser (and Mayor Ashley’s co-host on Call An Adult), Hayley Tantau gets absolutely DRUNK on the towns' salt water, thanks to reverse-desalination advocate Bartholomew Catsup (played by Scott Limbrick). The three uncover a myriad of revelations while under the influence of (NaCl)Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Hayley Tantau on socials @hayleytantau and follow Call An Adult on socials @call.an.adult (and listen here: https://open.spotify.com/show/1ryMVhguxqTs3M35mr3vhk?si=975fb091b8ff43d6)Follow Scott Limbrick on socials @scott.limbrickCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    6. THE CHAMBER OF GUILT (with Dylan Murphy & Dougie Baldwin)

    Writer/comedian/filmmaker/director Dylan Murphy visits his old friend Mayor Ashley in her office, and is unexpectedly introduced to guilt-stricken lifeguard Marcson Drownski (played by actor/comedian Dougie Baldwin). Upon diving deep (pun intended) to Marcson's traumatic past, the power of song takes over the mayors office, revealing a creative spirit within Marcson that just might save him from the guilt that drags him down. Also, Dylan becomes the first guest to officially move to Palsville!!!Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Dylan Murphy on socials @dylanpatFollow Dougie Baldwin on socials @dougiebaldwin1Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    5. FROM CUCK TO CORN (with Simon McCulloch & Ryan Zorzut)

    When comedian, filmmaker and self-described cuck Simon McCulloch comes to Palsville, he is quickly disregarded by Mayor Ashley, because local celebrity Corn Oddleson stops by on the same day!!! Simon cowers in fear as Mayor Ashley and Corn explain all the crimes Corn has committed, all starting with an innocent sewage pipe snafu. Then, Simon voids his bowels as Mayor Ashley and Corn affirm their strong bond.Follow Ashley Apap on socials @ashleycrapapFollow Simon McCulloch on socials @simcullochFollow Ryan Zorzut on socials @ryanzorzut and follow the release of his debut feature film "Squids" on socials at @loserfriendpicturesCreated, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Palsville, "where everyone gets along!"Join Ashley Apap (comedian, writer and fictional Mayor of Palsville) each week as she invites her funny friends to town! A municipality forged in friendship, Palsville is home to some of the wildest weirdos you can witness. Take a stroll down the road-less streets and get lost in this inventive new improvised podcast.Featuring a rotation of the worlds most creative comedians, Mayor Ashley tries her best to fix this town, one friendship at a time.Created, produced and hosted by Ashley Apap thanks to Grouse House/Haven't You Done Well and Stupid Old Studios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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