Paul and Rach

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In episode eighty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's male physique, the importance of saying no, why flying sucks and the death of journalism.  They chat about the many minds of Siri, what the back pocket means in relationships, where you can take fishing rods to a restaurant and what happens at dog college. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode eighty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's radio past, what Apple Maps and your dad have in common, why Easter eggs have changed and why they need to have a word with the people at Lindt.  They chat about why anyone is buying 4 ply toilet paper, the poo museum, how you can tell you're getting old and what leaving Hotmail says about you.  They talk about how they can't understand why people have a problem with lock out laws, the time Rach tried to be a DJ, the neck fat phenomenon and why Rach's dad has a taser.   www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode eighty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are back in the same room together, discussing the joys of having your weekend on a Tuesday, Glenn Lazarus' obsession with footy metaphors, how the Easter Show could save the economy and why Paulie is confused about Jeebers.  They chat about the time Paulie's dad won 'dad of the year,' the yoni massage, the art of spruiking, Erin Andrews' and why Rach loves silence.  They talk about the Grand Prix, who's paying $120,000 for a car, people who have no control over their limbs and the best de-friending trick for Facebook.  As always they wrap it up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode eighty-one of Paul and Rach, it's another dial-up edition as Paulie Skypes in live from Tamworth.  They remotely discuss Madonna's penchant for being fashionably late, the greatest scam of our time, why posties are taking us all for a ride and why Rach is in trouble with 2.0.  They talk about the bravest social move ever, douchie cafe behaviour and Regional Radio Man pops by for a chat. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode eighty of Paul and Rach, it's Rach's birthday and Paulie finally meets 2.0. They discuss how Rach tore out 2.0's heart, the disaster of the panic present, Rach's 'accidental' NRMA fraud and why Paulie is the Exxon Valdez.  They talk about the terror of opening mail, the two things that go wrong in a car, the doorway effect and Regional Radio Man comes to say hello.  They chat about why we know nothing about kid Jesus, the annoyance of people who milk it when they're sick, the worst way to celebrate International Women's Day and when you can smell people all day.  They finish up with a five-star shout out and Regional Radio Man guest reads Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventy-nine of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are live via Skype while Paulie is living it large in Cooma.  They discuss Paulie's entourage, why Rach is OCD, the Oscars, the mounted police and how you can be too clean.  They chat why Paulie is pro-Trump, why Rach feels like a meth head, the reality of one word reviews and why small weddings are the way of the future.  They wrap it up with a five star shout out so Paulie can finally get to eating his chicken schnitzel. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventy-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach could do a drag show and why she's never drinking again.  They talk about why Canberra is Paulie's porn, how Rach is running a window shopping service for criminals, what to do when you see a stranger lying and monkeys eating pumpkin with sunglasses on (don't ask).  They ask what's the deal with receipts, ponder how we can fix the environment in the supermarket, why it's a punish being stuck behind the Hop On Hop Off bus and how people can be dicks.  They discuss stupid criminal news, the ham burgler, how to get cheap air conditioning in summer and they take someone to town for a 2-star shout out.  As always they wrap it up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventy-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why they're the gypsies of podcasting, Rach's latest course obsession, how many times you can say 'like' before you get punched in the face and why networking SUCKS.  They chat about the small business women Paul met in Las Vegas, why there are gears in an automatic car, what Paulie did to a rental and they 'alert the papers' over some underwhelming news.  They talk embarrassing bodies, disappointing photos and why Rach was bird watching with Bill Oddie.  They discuss what you should do before buying anything, why companies should call you back, Kanye's pleas for money and why Rach is afraid of puddles.  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventy-six of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are doing the show from a disease zone and they chat about Paulie's new weight loss tips, the five-two diet, what Rach would do for a red Powerade and they have their first fight over jelly.  They discuss Rach's lone chin pube, the embarrassment of buying emergency loo roll, the latest from Jada Pinkett Smith and the most ridiculous thing in the Oscars goodie bag.  They talk about the waste of money that is luxury toilet paper, why the celebs on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here are doing gossip columnists jobs for them and why people get frightened by chopsticks.  They discuss why Rach's dad thinks he's Asian, the latest on Gav and Waz from The Block, why we need to rename the 'bucket list' and what Rach will be like when she's old.  As always they wrap it up with a five-star shout out and Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventy-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are LIVE from an actual radio studio! They talk about Paulie's very ample bosom, Rach's super power that isn't really a super power, why Paul loved Dirty Grandpa and Robert DeNiro's version of macrame class.  They discuss why Rach could go to jail and why she'd love it, where journalism goes to die, why we're all still pretending we don't know pregnant women are pregnant and the embarrassment of asking for loo roll. They chat about why Rach loves cleaners, whether you would go on I'm A Celebrity and they finish up with a 5 star shout out. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventy-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach is wearing Paulie's clothes, why a bunch of ladies think they've given birth to alien babies, why corporate Australia has us fooled and they take a return trip to Spoiler Town.  They talk about what Rach wears to bed, why Paulie deserves a medal for his lawn, Rach's beat boxing dreams and they ask some 'Questions for Paulie.'  They chat about their pet peeves, the worst internet fad ever, why students think they can get away with things in class and they play 'Spot the Difference' Picture Magazine Edition.  As always they finish up with a five-star shout and Rach's Story Time.

In episode seventy-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach is like a frozen chicken, how Paulie was turned down by Quentin Tarantino, the guy who tattooed his privates and Paulie actually answers a question in Questions for Paulie.  They chat about why natural cleaning products are a waste of time, whether paleo food is meant to taste off, the joys of the local public pool and why flight attendants should stop using bandaids.  They talk about the petri dish of heated pools, the worst excuse for assault, the ridiculousness of taking photos with an iPad and they introduce a new segment: 'Spoiler Town'.  As always they finish up with a five-star shout out and Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventy-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the punish of buying for a one year old, why Rach wouldn't get a photo with Santa, the man who lost his willy and the worst type of special cuddles you can have.  They chat about first date etiquette, the Chris Gayle saga, why Rach is off the feminist Christmas card list and the secrets of article headlines.  They talk about the poltergeist in Rach's garage, the greatest thing about renting, how far you'd go to get out of jail and how useless you become when you move to the city.  The give a bunch of Mad Rooters a five-star shout out and finish up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventy-one of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are back after two weeks in the iTunes wilderness.  They discuss the punish of traveling wth kids, what Paulie has in common with George Clooney, wearing active wear to court and Rach's new TV show idea.  They chat about why Rach changed her mind about Anthony Mundine, why hospitals should have a think about their ambience and whether Bindi Irwin is hot yet.  They talk about vacuums and hand dryers, why Rach doesn't care about the environment and is angry at the elderly  and why Lindsay Buckingham is a douche.  They hear from a few porn stars, discuss a new banana app idea and talk about why HIV is the least controversial thing Charlie Sheen has ever done.  They finish up with a 5-star shout out to some awesome Mad Rooters and Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode seventy of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the consequences of hoarding, the over the shoulder reverse park, the no mans land of the Melbourne Cup and bucks parties and the yawn of the expo.  They talk about how veneers always make you look dodgy, how the musical Cats has lasted so long, the worst engagement ring ever and why the media need to leave Jarryd Hayne alone.  They chat about why Woolies baskets always want to stick together, the chick who's quitting instagram and the confidence of going topless at the beach.  As always they finish off with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty-nine of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's first ever radio feud, why missing a call from Paulie is the worst thing ever and the unsurprising news that bacon is bad for us.  They chat about why the national anthem is boring, the Back to the Future prediction that did come true, hate mail and the gong of international consequence.  They educate Rach on the way the internet works, talk about why Russia's gonna steal the internet, the hottest dorm room restaurant in NYC and 'famous' photos at Harry's Cafe de Wheels.  They discuss Halloween etiquette, why there's one day a year it's ok to get candy from a stranger, the weirdness of internet relationships, the book of Jaden Smith and the BS of modern art.  They talk about why cleaners are the smartest people in the world, why Paulie yells and poor people and they finish up with a 5 star shout out and Rach's Story Time.

In episode sixty-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss sweaty man boobs, why camping sucks, Holy Linkedin and why they're scared of swearing on twitter.  They chat about Oprah buying into Weight Watchers, Rach's terrible financial advice, the new Star Wars and the truth about long term relationships.  They talk about how forgetfulness can help a relationship, the phenomenon that is Dr Pimple Popper, why Playboy is turning over a new leaf and Rach's Snapchat confusion.  They discuss email mix ups, whether dry cleaning is a scam, how to pretend you're a stylist and they give a 5 star shout out to a mad rooter.  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why the Bathurst pits are like the UN, Rach's David Copperfield impersonation, the weird things that make you horny and Paulie's celebrity crush.  They chat about why William Shatner is Paulie's new best friend, why anyone would rent their 12 bedroom house out on Airbnb and how The Today Show has helped Rach's relationship.  They talk about Donald Trump's face, the most antiquated presentation ever and Rach's oversharing yoga teacher.  They discuss adult colouring in books, why anyone gives bath salts as a gift and they finish up with a Five Star Shoutout. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty-six of thePaul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Paulie's movie habits have saved his life, why seeing a mechanic is like dating, how to survive in space when all you've got is duct tape and why Rach is a tight arse. They chat about the car park scam at the movies, the semantics of the Asian knockoff, what Rach smuggled across state lines and the time Paulie was reprimanded by Alan Jones.  They talk Salim Mehajer's dreams of becoming PM, whether people who have novelty weddings last longer and the unintended consequences of Burger King's black Halloween burger bun.  They discuss what women get away with when it comes to footwear, Kate Cebrano's run in with the Qantas lounge, the return of Full House and how Paulie is a blood hound for celebrity nudes.  They finish up with a 5 star shout out and Alan Jones pops by to say hello. www.paulandrach.com.au 

In episode sixty-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss David the international model from The Bachelorette, why Rach looks at life like an episode of The Block, the most undignified way to break up with someone and how Paulie won over Gene Simmons.  They talk about how little Rach knows about sport, why Nate Fyfe's Brownlow speech wasn't the 'best speech ever,' Siri's most ridiculous answer to a question and why charity months that have you cutting out booze can bring out the worst in people.  They chat about how criminals are escaping all over the place, the Thai's obsession with puns, why Chris Brown can bugger off and why Michelle Obama is excited about opening a window.  They discuss cafe musicians, the worst band names, how much it would cost to become Batman and they give a five star shout out to Mad Rooters who've reviewed the podcast in iTunes.  As always they finish with Rach's Story Time...which Rach has trouble finding. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's obsession with The Bachelorette, the randomness of the midday movie, their future as the hosts of Coles radio and why Rach was squeezing her butt cheeks in time to music. They chat about exercising in the dark, what Paulie and Dennis Hopper have in common, the fun to driving ratio and the pain of dress up parties.  The talk about why Rach's mechanic thinks she's got the hots for him and why her car is haunted, why women ride Vespa's in skirts, the worst doll ever, adult colouring in books and how nice it is to spend time with a family that actually gets along.  They discuss reusing tea bags, internet articles that are being written for the future and they finish up with a shout out to the Mad Rooter's of the week.

In episode sixty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray is back from Vegas and has plenty of stories to tell.  They discuss how considerate Turnbull was saving his spill until Paulie got home, what happens when you fall into a news coma, how to treat a Vegas hotel room and how Rach almost solved a crime.  They chat about Burning Man, ask "who the hell is Rhonda Rousey" discuss the wank of wellness and the latest 'sun-eating' diet.   They talk about why bucks parties are the worst, who Paulie kicked out of a club in Vegas and Rach says the word 'arborist' about 500 times for no reason.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's obsession with spinning plates, what's going on in the Channel 9 car park, what Paulie's going to get up to in Vegas and why he's a great guy to have at a pool party. They chat about their trip to LA, why clothes never look as good as they did in the change room, why Paulie likes to pour water in the bin and the garbage fairy. They talk about why Rach sucks at social media, the WhatsApp trap for young players, why people are offended when you leave a Facebook conversation and what God does when he's angry. They discuss why they've got memories like display cameras, the next thing to fear in the property market and whether you can stay in the same place with a new boyfriend that you stayed with an ex.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time.  www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty-one of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Paulie got caught speeding, why RBT's scare you when you're sober, what's going on in the Channel 9 carpark and Paulie's 12 minute body transformation.  They chat about how there will be no more Zoo Weekly at Coles, why toilet paper gets stuck to your shoe, WTF is a widwife and why people are walking around in no shoes.  They talk about the latest moron celebrity, why Rach struggles on a road trip, how Australia went in the Ashley Madison debarkle and the joys of the theatre restaurant. They discuss how they've got less Facebook followers than Simply Crochet magazine, business card etiquette and why no one should be giving out their mobile number.  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.   www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode sixty of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Rach finally got recognised at channel 9, the craziness of Donald Trump, Bergo's catch phrase and what happens when Rach's light night goes out.  They chat about what Paulie used to do to his Teddy Rukspin, how to network without being an idiot, why the car of Rach's dreams is the saddest thing ever and how the three dots in a text is changing dating. They talk doing a phantom when dating, how early is too early for Christmas, why kitty litter may be the strongest thing on earth and the latest social media craze.  They discuss whether there is a difference between front and top loader washing powder, chatting the birds and the bees with your parents, whether we've gone too crazy with gender sensitivity and how old is too old for a dummy.  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-nine of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Paulie was on Media Watch, how a couple who ear candles together stays together, whether you can marry someone when you haven't seen them without make up and the douchery of nominating yourself for an award.  They chat about how long you can ignore a used-by date, what you're not allowed to ask a celebrity,  how early is too early to go to a bottle-o and the benefits of a prosthetic leg.  They talk about the fact that Rach has only just discovered Tasmania, the joy of full service petrol, whether it's time to say goodbye to hens parties and whether chicks should get their boobs out at work.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about being too old for a festival, how long you can cash in on old stories, why anyone can be bothered committing to fancy dress and the audacity of the Mixed Business.  They discuss whether anyone is buying full cream milk anymore, why Paulie's boss is the un-coolest cop ever, whether emoji's are acceptable for adults yet and why getting one away in a phone booth is shocking.  They talk about how you can end up on a date with your ex, why anyone cares about the size of a mannequin, how 50 cent doesn't have 50 cents to rub together and the weirdness of the Hulk Hogan sex tape.That chat Amy Schumer, whether animals are intelligent and why we insist on asking celebrities who they'd 'shoot, shag or marry.'  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.  That chat Amy Schumer, whether animals are intelligent and why we insist on asking celebrities who they'd 'shoot, shag or marry.'  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Paul wants to sing karaoke on TV, the interesting cast of Celebrity Apprentice, Rach's tips for renovators and why you feel cool when you go to Bunnings.  They chat about the shows empty prize cupboard, what Jim from Jim's Mowing is up to, nicknames that people don't want and inconsiderate travelling.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-six of Paul and Rach it's the Paulie birthday edition!  The guys discuss how many toys is too many, Rach's poor packing tips, Delta v Jessie J, why Paulie has become 'that dad' and the mess that is the new 'we consent' app.  They chat about what happens when in-flight entertainment gets sexual, what to do when you find kids making fake IDs in Officeworks, how Turkey is rubbing our face in it and whether you should get surgery on your double chin. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett finally get a new Picture magazine for story time and go through it cover to cover.  The talk about 90s fashion, why Dawn Fraser's a rent-a-quote and why we're still using the word un-Australian.  They discuss why Kyrgios is a douche bag, why old people are racist, verified Tinder and what Paulie is doing for the female population.  They chat about why people take photos with their iPad, what women get out of strippers, the truth about why celebrities come to Oz and the Lorna Jane beat up.  They discuss feminist blogs, whether pretty people can be funny, designer babies, why IMDB needs a refurbish and people who call 000 for nothing.  Regional Radio Man steps in to read Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about how Paulie is still a teenager, why Rach is itchy and whether Asher is a musical genius.  They chat about the Edelstein Grecko baby, why chicks can't do an 'arrangement', where Jumanji can come in handy, and how to find a sugar daddy. They discuss why Rach sucks at geography, the woman who pooped in a department store, what life was like before Google and the arm pit hair movement.  They talk about why Miley Cyrus needs a wax, whether we learnt anything in sex ed class, if you can trust chicks who don't have girlfriends and what happens when they make porn in space.  They discuss what you'd do to get into another country, annoying yoga teachers and Rach plans her wedding day even though it's not actually happening.  Regional Radio Man wraps things up by giving a shout out to our Mad Rooter of the Week.  www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the fact that Asher hates Rach, how Apple has come late to the party, why people practice their golf swing in the street and why someone had to walk a goldfish.  They get advice from the Love Muscle and talk about why they need some Mega Memory tapes, the most romantic thing you can do as a bloke, the 'bitches be crazy' moment from Married At First Sight and why singing happy birthday should be illegal.  They chat about whether sex addiction is real, why anyone is firing up about the Wallabies jersey, how a bull got revenge and Japan's latest crazy idea.  They finish up with a special message from Regional Radio Man for their 'Mad Rooter of the week.' www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss ridiculous romantic rituals, what happens when a transexual looks more feminine than you've ever looked, why you would buy two watches for your dog and whether there's a market for a bum sniffing app.  They hear Rach's completely flawed theory on fame, chat about Married at First Sight, why men in NYC are being arrested for comfort, whether you can take a mystic to court and annoying handymen.  The discuss the biggest mood killers, internet hate and Rach proves why she should never be trusted to organise a guest to read Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty-one of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach is holding them back from publicising the show, how not to pick your nose in the car, what a medieval wax would have been like and they show everyone how not to do radio.  They talk about the things that young men don't know but should, why being buried alive would suck and ask 'who's having sex on a Tuesday?'  They break some actual news about Married at First Sight, Rach pretends she's a journalist, they talk about how long you should leave a dead person out 'just incase' and try to work out what's going on in the Immigration Department.  They discuss the Vivid website mix up, what Johnny Depp would be like an an employee, why a private jet would be wasted on Rach and how living next to a busy road can make you fat.  Regional Radio Man pops in to read Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fifty of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the 'shocking' news that Cate Blanchett isn't actually bisexual, the worst question to ask a comedian, why it sucks to meet your heros and the worst click bait ever.  They chat about Andrew Jarman's slip up and what radio announcers really say in the studio, what the heck babies dream about, why Rebel Wilson has been lying about her age and whether anyone has their real name in Hollywood.  They talk about how Rach is taking notes for the show in her dreams, why there aren't stricter rules for naming a baby, the addictiveness of Married at First Sight and why Anthony Albanese became a DJ.  As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time. http://www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode forty-nine of Paul and Rach is the 'Budget Edition' where Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett don't actually discuss the budget.  Paulie is live in Canberra and they discuss what goes on behind the scenes on budget night, what happened when Rach finally threw the doors open on her dads storage container, how Cate Blanchett 'conveniently' became a lesbian and Rach's trip to see the Backstreet Boys.  They talk about how Rach is lucky she got out of Honduras alive, where to stay if you're looking for a kinky holiday, the rort that is the minimum credit card spend and Paulie shows Rach his undies more times than is necessary. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the easiest way to get calls in radio, the concept of 'sky wee', why Paulie is a cool uncle and how a movie like Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 gets a green light.  They discuss the rules of in car speak phone conversations, why it would such to be famous, what happens when you make love to a scarecrow and they dish out potentially the worst medical advice ever.  They chat about how reality TV has changed, why cupid isn't a bloke with a clipboard, the anti-climax of the Bruce Jenner 'exclusive' and the time when Rach was nude on stage.  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about Rach's teaching career, when dictionary.com attacks, when Paul takes his wedding ring off and the babychino.  They discuss Rach's teeth whitening addiction, what a grilled cheese sandwich says about your sex life, why anyone is wearing fishnet stockings and what Madonna did to poor Drake.  They chat about Paulie's washing neuroses, expensive weddings, business jargon, the Semenette and why April Fools day should be relabelled 'Dick Day'. As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.   www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty-six of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about what happened to the ten tenors, why people think adding ice to things makes them less sh*t, whether blokes should clipper their chest hair and why anyone is paying $1300 to attend pre-school as an adult.  The discuss parents who call their kids BJ, how Shia LeBeouf can have so much money, the concept of iUnderpants and the woman who is in love with a tree.  They chat about Michael Phelps Tinder mistake, whether cabbies should be quiet, NZ's serial pooper and the squatty potty.  As a special treat Alan Jones joins the pair to read Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode forty-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about what happens when a baby hates you, the missionary selfie, the dulcet tones of Teddy Pendergrass, the weirdest gift in the Oscars goodie bag and underwhelming life dreams. They discuss breaking news from December, whether you should watch a porno if there's someone in it you know, Rach's irrational fear of rain and what happens when someone tries to saw through your floor.  They chat about a woman who's looking for someone to love her boobies, inappropriate PDA, shitty ringtones, why Apple has decided to get rid of the USB and how making children's music is the best way to get rich if you don't mind parting with your dignity.  As always they finish with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett ask what's the deal with Germaine Greer, discuss why Rach's ovaries are wasting away, why we keep drinking the Apple kool-aid and who is paying $14,000 for a watch.  They discuss Rach's fashionably late approach to technology, how people mispronounce the work 'ask', mediocre things you want to do before you die and how old is too old to get your dad to drive you to the airport.  They talk about whether you can make love to a letter box, where dumb people hide, the perils of the red carpet and the battle of Michelle Bridges vs Ajay Rochester.  They discuss almost putting your foot in your mouth, why living in London sucks, the dodgiest landlord ever and ridiculous baby names.  To finish up Regional Radio Man takes over Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about THAT blue and black dress, how fashion designers are taking the piss, whether pre-crime could become a real thing and why Rachel should not have passed high school. They chat about how many times you can meet someone before you're no longer allowed to ignore them, when is a good time to go toot in front of a partner, why Pamela Anderson has ditched facebook and whether we've all been had by I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.  They discuss the perils of room mates, how to get a tweet on Q&A, why Madonna is still touring and Paulie protects Rach from a wasp using nothing but a curtain.  As always they end with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss their worst flight ever, the Oscars, whether John Travolta has passed it, why Monica Lewinsky is still getting invited to after parties and whether getting a tattoo of someones name is a good idea.  They chat about Paulie's obsession with Margot Robbie, the newest and most ridiculous diet, why people are eating activated charcoal and where grinding on the dance floor can get you.  They talk about red carpet technology, the worst hosting gig ever, why office kitchens still stock International Roast and whether your TV is watching you.  As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty-one of Paul and Rach Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Paulie thought it would be a good idea to take a baby to see 50 Shades of Grey, women who upload their Valentines spoils to Facebook, what Paulie would do if he was married to Kris Jenner and why low riding motorcycles are cool.  They chat about how dads get the raw end of the stick in break ups, why everyone thinks you should love their dog, how Bec Hewitt is still on the cover of New Idea and why anyone would choose to die on Mars.  They try and work out what Feb Fast is all about, ask why Laura Dundovic went on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, discuss the sure fire ways to ensure you're not going to get any and ask what would happen if Paulie was single.  They finish with a mildly disturbing Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode fourty of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about what happens when the people who make vaccines go to lunch, the best things about a baby who loves noise and why Rach's most successful tweet was one she didn't even write. They discuss the punish of inspirational quotes and gratitude journals, second life, the NZ couple who were caught rooting in the office and why anyone still wants to join the mile high club.  They chat about how they're terrified of Uber X, why anyone would want to go to a cat cafe, when normal sized models started being called plus sized and when bottoms became the new boobs.  The discuss the offer of gift wrapping, the wank of personal brands, fashion psychology, toilet paper etiquette in share houses and why Madonna needs to put it away.  As always they wrap things up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode thirty-nine of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk Paulie's new life as a dad, how strict parenting leads to sex in the bushes, why anyone would go on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and why Vanilla Ice went Amish.  They chat about Rach's childhood pet cemetery, why people think that the area between work and their home doesn't count as real life and why Paulie's mum is crazy.  The discuss whether you should try and stop your kids having an internet history, why Paulie is breaking up with the WWE, places you should avoid during a break up and why someone wants a photo of Rach's feet.  They talk about new TV craze Gogglebox, why Rach should never attend a red carpet event and the perils of getting your child into childcare.  As always they wrap things up with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

It's the Christmas edition of Paul and Rach!  This week the guys talk about the worst person to have behind you at a carol concert, why the customer is not always right, whether we need to bother with Christmas presents and the worst kind of re-gift.  They discuss the kind of scented candles fat guys like, when Tinder attacks, when it's time to leave home and whether you should admit if your baby is ugly.  They talk the freedom of leaving 3M hooks behind, where you can experience modern slave labour and the truths of parenthood.  They end the show with Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au

In episode thirty-seven of 'Paul and Rach', Rach is back from India and has stories to share about the subcontinent.