PeaPodfics

Big ouchies~⚠TWsself harm, discussion of/depictions of eating disorders, discussion of character death(minor but there), discussionsof suicide, suicide attempt, child abuse(?), emetophobia, panic attacks, graphic description of injuries/suicide attempts~SummaryWhat do you do when your covered in theevidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who youare definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud - ⁠Apple Podcast⁠⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:29 – Part 117:01– Part 223:48 – Part 326:17 – End Notes

This would've been a stellar Christmas upload fkjjbefkbw oh well~Summary:Nobody's seen Peter for a couple days....this is how Tony finds out that spiders hibernate.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud - ⁠Apple Podcast⁠⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

SummaryThe aftermath of the amusement park conflict.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Been a while since I read a crackfic on here fjbwjfbwelj~SummaryMegumi is sleep deprived and feeds Sukuna a grape when he gets stared at by the third eye in Itadori’s face for too long.It starts... A Thing.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

The way Silas manages to reference somany canon characters (and creatively, at that) is super impressive!! ~⚠TW Mention of Death, FuneralsSummaryWhat do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:12 – Part 19:06– Part 220:33 – Part 329:40 – End Notes

Dazai and that damn bazooka 😭🙏~SummaryA wing AU in which Chuuya is forced into having a roommate, Dazai falls off buildings, and Oda makes them quit the mafia.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠Tumblr⁠ (for requests)

DOOMSDAY TRAILER ABT TO DROP EVERYBODY CHEEERED~SummaryPeter gets hurt in a mission and can't bring himself to duck out of the debriefing afterward.~⁠Fic⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

The way this perfectly ties to the last scene in s2? With Vanitas bandaged and exhausted, and Noe endlessly apologetic??? EVERYBODY SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE RN I’M SOBBING~SummaryThe aftermath of the amusement park conflict.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Oh, Chuuya, if only you knew why Dazai is so worried… :(~⚠TW Deep Discussions of self-harm/suicide ideationSummaryWhat do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:13 – Chuuya’s POV16:55– Dazai’s POV28:00 – End Notes

Chuuya, you're not fooling anyone bb, you CARE 🫵~⚠️TWs(Temporary) Character Death, graphic depiction of injuries (which is to say a ton of blood), mentions of torture, thoughts of self harm (that don’t follow through), canon-typical suicide mentions, creepy imagery.SummaryDazai refuses to breathe. Chuuya has plenty of say in that matter.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

TONY SAID *STOP* STEPPING IN THE WAY OF DANGER, PETER!!!~⚠️TWsSchool shooting, guns, blood and injury.SummaryThe footsteps had slowed to a stop and Peter could hear the gunner’s breathing, could hear their fingers tapping against the gun. He gritted his teeth. He couldn’t let people get hurt – not when he had a better chance of surviving. But moving would attract the gunner to their class.In the end, it didn’t matter.There was a gunman in his school and he’d come for Peter.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Being sick sucks :(~⚠TW Self harm ideation, EXPLICIT Self harm, Suicide IdeationSummaryWhat do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:28 – Chapter 14: Part 12:43– Part 27:25 – TW14:54 – End TW15:59 - Part 316:52 – Chapter 15: Part 128:44 – Part 235:32 – Part 342:20 – End Notes

Fluffy wuffy wingsss~SummaryA wing AU in which Chuuya is forced into having a roommate, Dazai falls off buildings, and Oda makes them quit the mafia.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠ Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

I ADORE canon-compliant/aftermath fics like JFDOAFHOAO~SummaryThe aftermath of the amusement park conflict.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Longest Chapter yet! And uhh- chapter 14 is a bit tense so buckle upp~SummaryWhat do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:11 – Part 11:02 – Part 29:39 - Part 339:07 – Part 448:08 – End Notes

Manifesting Chuuya's bike in the next chapterrr 🙏🏽~SummaryDazai hates motorcycles but right now he doesn’t have a choice. It does not go well.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Wow you can really tell the differencebetween the first ch and the last in terms of quality and narration. I didn'texpect this jbkjgbs ~SummaryWhat do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)~Chapters0:00 - Intro 0:54 – Chapter 1 14:41 – Chapter 225:12 - Chapter 329:35 – Chapter 437:41 - Chapter 541:19 - Chapter 648:42 - Chapter 701:11:56 - Chapter 8 01:34:59 - Chapter 9 02:06:08 - Chapter 10 02:27:19 - Chapter 11 02:35:40 - Chapter 12

The silly blorbosss~SummaryA wing AU in which Chuuya is forced into having a roommate, Dazai falls off buildings, and Oda makes them quit the mafia.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠ Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Weeping as I listen to this again~⚠TW Character death, Emotional and physical child abuse, Dissociation, self destructive tendencies, Implied suicide attempt, medical inaccuracies.SummaryWhat do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:15 – Part 117:49 – Part 241:50 – End Notes

Another VNC podfic Woooo we're on fireSummaryDespite how tired he is after the debacle in the catacombs, Vanitas finds that he can't fall asleep. However, with someone in the room who can't help but hug anyone in his sleep, he might still find a better way to get some rest. (In other words, for once, Vanitas willingly lets himself become a hug pillow.)~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Prepare your tissues for next chapter! :')~⚠TW Graphic depictions of Child abuse! Please beware.SummaryWhat do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:17 – Chapter 10: Part 16:38 – Part 211:27 - Part 321:29 – Chapter 1129:53 – End Notes

"upon seeing such emotion coming from someone so dear to him" yes yes he caress~⚠️TWsPTSD, Creepy imagery, Blood, Panic Attacks, Child Ab*se, Electric Tort*re.Summarywhen he woke up, Atsushi could swear he was back at the orphanage, in that wretched place Shibusawa worked on. All of his assumptions were broken when Dazai showed up.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠ Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Chuuya, in the most loving way possible, please gain some braincells 😭~⚠TW homophobic slurs, bullying, implied childabuse and neglect, threats of suicide, self-harm, fights, ableismSummaryWhat do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:29 – Part 113:38 – Part 221:48 - Part 331:24 - End Notes

This is for the four VNC fans still alive in the fandom lmaoSummaryVanitas and Noé go to another masquerade ball that is almost certainly a trap. ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠ Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Happy new year, everyone! <3~SummaryWhat do you do when your covered in theevidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who youare definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests) ~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:08 – Part 19:53 – Part 223:11 - End Notes

It's winter which means it's officially 'flu season' ~SummaryChuuya comeshome from a mission abroad, sick and exhausted, only to find that he’s not theonly one under the weather.~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠ Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests)

Oof things are getting real messy reeeeal fastSummaryWhat do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams?~⁠Fic⁠ - ⁠Author's Page⁠Youtube Version – SoundCloud⁠Kofi⁠ 🎀 - ⁠tumblr⁠ (for requests) Chapters0:00 - Intro0:08 – Chapter 67:28 – Chapter 730:42 - End Notes

When Atsushi is deaged, Dazai drops him off at Chuuya's on his day off. In the process, Chuuya learns that there was something very wrong with Atsushi's childhood and does his best to give him the care he was missing, all the while dealing with the troubling discovery that people call him 'Mama of the Port Mafia' behind his back.~Fic - Author's Page - tumblr (for requests)Kofi 🎀~Chapters0:00 - Intro0:36 - Part 13:25 - earlier9:24 - now14:52 - Part 418:55 - Part 523:51 - Part 626:17 - Part 727:51 - Part 835:46 - Part 937:25 - End Notes

In another universe where soulmates exist and are identified by marks in the form of whatever injury your partner has- Chuuya Nakahara is about to turn 16, and his best friend Dazai has been endlessly teasing him over the prospect of a mark. However, when he wakes up on his birthday covered in light blue lines he is unsure what to do, or how to approach identifying his soulmate, and his best friend has been acting in increasingly concerning ways since being told about the marks.OR: What do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams?⚠TW for Chapter 5: Selfharm, Child abuse, Abusive environments, Blood, self-depricating thoughts, mentions of chronic illness/sickeness~Fic - Author's Page - tumblr (for requests)Kofi 🎀Chapters:00:00 - Intro00:10 - Chapter 48:12 - Chapter 511:50 - Outro

"I’ve been thinking-”Vanitas scoffed. His slick routine of flippancy came easy to him. “Oh, this again?”“-and I’ve come to the conclusion that you need a hug. Desperately.”In which an unfathomably touch-starved Vanitas lets himself be held through the night.~Fic - Author's Page - tumblrKofi 🎀~00:00 - Intro00:27 - Number 15:52 - Number 210:07 - Number 314:17 - Outro

In another universe where soulmates exist and are identified by marks in the form of whatever injury your partner has- Chuuya Nakahara is about to turn 16, and his best friend Dazai has been endlessly teasing him over the prospect of a mark. However, when he wakes up on his birthday covered in light blue lines he is unsure what to do, or how to approach identifying his soulmate, and his best friend has been acting in increasingly concerning ways since being told about the marks. OR: What do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~ Fic - Author's Page - Kofi🎀

To Dazai, drowning is as old of a concept as it gets. In fact, the ridiculous amount of times he’s attempted with this particular method had, for better or for worse, prolonged his breath-holding duration significantly. The instances Chuuya would fish him out himself had been few, though struck the most, as each time Dazai would ask why he didn’t just let him die in piece, his answer would be the same: “As long as I’m around, you’re not getting what you want that fucking easily. Just accept the fact that I’ll save your sorry ass every time… …even though you'd never do the same for me.” Oh, how Dazai currently wishes that were true... Or: The time Dazai jumped out of a helicopter for Chuuya. ~ Fic - Author's Page Ko-fi🎀

In another universe where soulmates exist and are identified by marks in the form of whatever injury your partner has- Chuuya Nakahara is about to turn 16, and his best friend Dazai has been endlessly teasing him over the prospect of a mark. However, when he wakes up on his birthday covered in light blue lines he is unsure what to do, or how to approach identifying his soulmate, and his best friend has been acting in increasingly concerning ways since being told about the marks. OR What do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~ Fic - Author's Page - Kofi 🎀

Dazai is not human. He's a cold, calculating machine. He's not supposed to break. ~ Fic - Author's Page My Ko-fi 🎀

In another universe where soulmates exist and are identified by marks in the form of whatever injury your partner has- Chuuya Nakahara is about to turn 16, and his best friend Dazai has been endlessly teasing him over the prospect of a mark. However, when he wakes up on his birthday covered in light blue lines he is unsure what to do, or how to approach identifying his soulmate, and his best friend has been acting in increasingly concerning ways since being told about the marks. OR What do you do when your covered in the evidence of your soulmates self harm, and your bandaged best friend (who you are definitely NOT in love with) seems to be breaking at the seams? ~ Fic - Author's Page TW: Graphic Depictions of Self Harm!!!

Dazai get's sick, so Chuuya has to take care of him. ~ Fic - Author's Page Ko-fi

What if the black flame wings Chuuya had during Corruption burned him? He and Dazai confront the scars left behind after a mission gone wrong. ~ Fic - Author's Note

It's not that Dazai doesn't want to do house chores, it's mostly because he doesn't know how. He would rather let Chuuya think that he's being lazy than stupid though.~Fic - Author's Page - Thumbnail Artist

There are days Dazai feels like laughing at himself for even considering he could step foot in the light.“I don’t deserve to live, Dazai-san, I don’t, I don’t.”Dazai’s not suited for this. Anyone would do a better job than him.~https://archiveofourown.org/works/56977093 - https://archiveofourown.org/users/ay_masakali/pseuds/ay_masakali

Note-I am disappointed that this had to be made. But it did. So now you all have to deal with the consequences of your actions.- Fukuzawa AGENCY RULES:1. Detective work is not an excuse to stalk people… ~ Fic - Author's Page

Chuuya scoffs, and there’s something else to his tone that Dazai can’t make out, something other than Annoyed At Dazai. “Did you get hit in the fight, idiot?” “No?” Dazai guesses. But really, he doesn’t know. What fight? Dazai doesn’t remember a fight, and the last time they had a mission, Dazai wasn’t hurt. Chuuya’s making a mistake. Dazai can maybe hear soft murmurs that sound a little like what the fuck, but he can’t be bothered with whatever Chuuya’s problem is right now. He’s tired, and his head hurts bad enough that he might actually consider taking painkillers if he were allowed to have them.—————Dazai gets his shit rocked, literally.Day 25 Prompt: Confused and Disoriented ~ Fic - Author's Page

Whumptober 2023 day 1- swooning | "How many fingers am I holding up?" Dazai and Chuuya are sent on a mission for Mori, and crucial information is left out of the debrief. ~ Fic - Author's Page

It didn't hit him. Until it did, like a brick. He had been lying on his motel bed with his head hanging off the side, staring at Oda’s coat that was hanging off the back of a chair when it did. What… did Oda even look like? ~ https://www.tumblr.com/kimetsu-chan/757006488273371136/tws-an-dude-i-love-torturing-dazai-sometimes?source=share - https://www.tumblr.com/drlqra/753014785066614784/the-painter-and-the-muse?source=share

Chuuya is sent on a mission that he is not ready for. ~ Fic- Author's Page

“Put that down!” Kunikida shouted, punctuating the sentence with his best attempt yet at wresting the bottle of bleach from Dazai’s hands. “What are you, my mom?!” Dazai shouted back, sticking his tongue out in what was, admittedly, a childish fashion. “I wouldn’t have to be–” a tug, “if you stopped–” another, “acting like a damn child!” From the corner of his eye, Dazai spotted a gloved hand shoot up. “Uh, Kunikida–” Atsushi started, the fake-brave edge to his voice obvious. ”Um, I’ll be your kid if Dazai doesn’t want to!” ~ Fic - Author's Page

Dazai and Chuuya have broken out of inescapable prison, killed an immortal, and now pretend their hearts aren't connect by the vein. ~ Fic - Author's Page

“I guess you weren’t joking when you said you were sleepy,” the chibi mutters, and Dazai would roll his eyes, but he doesn’t feel like wasting energy. “Why would I lie?” “Because you’re so used to the lies you probably don’t see the point in telling the truth,” Chuuya replies cooly, and then clamps his hands over his mouth, eyes widening in shock. “Shit, Dazai, I— fuck, I didn’t mean it.” Chuuya needs help; Dazai also needs help. Somehow, they make it work. ~ Chapter 1 Fic - Author's Page

“A good master wouldn’t let his dog die,” Dazai mumbles.“A good master,” Chuuya sneers, “Wouldn’t nullify my ability and not expect me to be hurt.”_____________________________Dazai acting strange is never surprising. He's weird, he follows his whims and pines after death like a scorned lover. But nullifying Chuuya mid-battle and refusing to elaborate? Chuuya's going to strangle him before he can even think of killing himself.or, Chuuya and the mind numbing conundrum that is Dazai.~Fic - Author's Page

“How coincidental that the two of you would need to get your wisdom teeth out at the same time,” Mori broke the silence, tone filled with amusement. "I suppose we should schedule you appointments together?" Dazai and Chuuya shared equal looks of disgust. Or Being teenagers in the mafia was not easy, and Kouyou could emphasize. But nor is dealing with two teens hyped on drugs while bleeding from their mouths. ~ Fic - Author's Page

The first time Dazai fails on an agency mission, he expects his new boss to punish him accordingly. ~ Fic - Author's Page