Perfectly Murderous

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Perfectly Murderous

So...my Dad's written a book about planning to kidnap and murder my Mum (no, they're not still together). The book is initially based on real life events, but slowly transcends into a fictional gruesome horror. Be warned, this podcast contains strong language, and graphic descriptions of physical and sexual violence.I'm not quite sure what to make of my Father's novel, but join me, Ryan Stevenson, and my good friend, Sandy King, as we read the entire text and take a lighthearted exploration into the macabre mind of my own father.

  1. 32

    Chapter 45 - Last Minute Change of Plans

    David decides to alter his murder plans to incorporate a monstrous twist.

  2. 31

    Chapters 43 & 44 - The Intruder Upstairs

    David grabs a wrench and persuades himself to confront the stranger lurking in his house.

  3. 30

    Chapters 41 & 42- The Cliffhanger

    As David Stone nears the date of the funeral and the murder, he continues his surveillance of his victim until he's visited at home by an unidentified intruder...

  4. 29

    Chapter 40 - Easy like Sunday Morning

    With only five days to go until the murder, David Stone finds himself surprisingly relaxed - for a short while at least.

  5. 28

    Chapter 39 - The Carcass

    David confronts Anne's hospital bag and starts the painful task of sorting her belongings.

  6. 27

    Chapter 38 - The Christmas Special

    An alternative Christmas special. David is at a loss at the weekend but soon manages to use his time productively after checking his list twice.

  7. 26

    Chapters 36 & 37 - The Stake-out, the Celebrant, and the Ball of String

    David finds a celebrant for the funeral shortly after lurking in the undergrowth to study his victim's routine.

  8. 25

    Chapter 35 - Chekhov's List

    David Stone keeps busy creating the perfect fake number plates as he endlessly scribbles and alters his murder list.

  9. 24

    Chapter 34 - Flowers on the Left, Vat of Acid on the Right

    As David leaves hospital, he sets himself the daunting task of planning two events for the same day.

  10. 23

    Chapter 33 - Surprise! Fancy Meeting You Here!

    As David Stone recuperates in hospital, he's taken aback by an unexpected visitor. Is this a good or bad omen?

  11. 22

    Chapter 32 - Fragment it Kenny

    David continues to consider the perfect plan to murder his ex-wife including the perfect alibi.

  12. 21

    Chapter 31 - Dismember and burn, or stab the flesh repeatedly?

    David Stone starts to plan how do kill his ex-wife and dispose of the body

  13. 20

    Chapter 30 - The Tight-eyed Sleep of the Innocent

    David recalls that night in the pub and convinces himself that he'd no longer be considered the number one prime suspect

  14. 19

    Chapter 29 - Number One Prime Suspect

    David recalls his first murderous thoughts from decades ago.

  15. 18

    Chapters 27 & 28 - The Mattress, The Witch, & The Wardrobe.

    David once again finds himself in a sedated state; this time, he isn't recalling his last moments with Anne, but instead, focusing his blame and hate further back in his past.

  16. 17

    Chapters 25 & 26 - The Neighbours

    David realises destroying his relationship with his stepson wasn't the smartest choice before letting his anger boil over back at home.

  17. 16

    Chapter 24 - Bloody Bakers

    David attempts to deliver the news of Anne's death to his stepson, but David struggles to contain his emotions and deals some hefty emotional blows instead.

  18. 15

    Chapters 22 & 23 - Keep Calm and Escape the Machine

    David heeds the advice of a doctor before having to confront unexpected reminders of Anne

  19. 14

    Chapter 21 - Robert Steele

    As we find out more information about David's head injury, we also receive some surprising information about Robert Steele.

  20. 13

    Chapters 18, 19 & 20 - Chief Hand Holder

    David relives his final tortuous moments with Anne.

  21. 12

    Chapters 16 & 17 - Big Brother is watching you

    David cuts a helpless and distraught figure as Anne continues to deteriorate.

  22. 11

    Chapters 14 & 15 - Where the hell is Robert Steele?

    David slips into a haze of helplessness and sadness after Anne's terminal diagnosis, whilst we consider just where on earth Robert Steele has got to!

  23. 10

    Chapters 12 & 13 - Paddington Bear's a Wanker!

    Anne is dumbstruck by her prognosis as David's world continues to collapse.

  24. 9

    Chapters 10 & 11 - Holy vaporised waiting room Batman!

    As the harsh realities of Anne's situation start dawn on David, he turns to violent fantasy to escape their problems.

  25. 8

    Chapters 8 & 9 - Blame! I want to live forever

    David searches for someone to blame for Anne's death with his thoughts focusing on a letter he received in the post.

  26. 7

    Chapter 7 - The Blame Game

    David shifts blame around from himself, to hospital staff, and to family. It's a tough read with some home truths and regrets for one of the presenters, hopefully all with a twist of humour.

  27. 6

    Chapters 5 & 6 - The Incessant Ticking

    We rejoin David in his sedation as he flashes back to his last moments with Anne

  28. 5

    Chapter 4 - The Cuckoo's Nest

    We open the surprise package as David Stone experiences his own version of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

  29. 4

    Chapters 2 & 3 - Down the Rabbit Hole

    We move away from the heart-breaking last hours, and instead we tumble down the rabbit hole.

  30. 3

    Intro and Chapter 1

    The story begins with heart-wrenching reality.

  31. 2

    Cover and blurb

    First look at the cover and blurb of Perfectly Murderous

  32. 1

    Trailer

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So...my Dad's written a book about planning to kidnap and murder my Mum (no, they're not still together). The book is initially based on real life events, but slowly transcends into a fictional gruesome horror. Be warned, this podcast contains strong language, and graphic descriptions of physical and sexual violence.I'm not quite sure what to make of my Father's novel, but join me, Ryan Stevenson, and my good friend, Sandy King, as we read the entire text and take a lighthearted exploration into the macabre mind of my own father.

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