PODS OF THUNDER

The man of size and the man of means return after an indeterminate hiatus to an episode that is yet another break in format. The one constant? The thunder baby!!!!

Your favorite hipster doofuses - the man of size and the man of means - return to talk about their favorite episodes and moments of Seinfeld. Additionally, they discuss....yada, yada, yada......no pod for you!

The man of size and the man of means triumphant return to the art form they swore a blood oath they'd never return to. Only this time, Tom Cruise is only tangentially involved. Of all the pods you listen to this year, this might be one of them. It wouldn't be a snowstorm without a little Thunder! Pods of Thunder takes on the best of South Park.

I feel the need.......the need to pod. The man of size takes our collective breath away, as he speeds into the danger zone of questioning Minnesota pride. The man of means appreciates Bob Dylan about the same - but for different reasons, and the boys eventually get to discuss the movie that started it all - Top Gun. 

The man of means complains about his mom, the man of size is stumped by a 10 year old, and Tom Cruise is 10 years to old to play a high schooler. Love it or leave it - it's time for Pods of Thunder! 

The man of size and the man of means return with a vengeance to discuss Hungarian's constantly having baby shit under their fingernails, Nicole Kidman acting like she's on horse tranquilizers and wax poetic about Power/Dreams/Sex/Orgies. No, it's not an unreleased Red Hot Chili Peppers album, it's Eyes Wide Shut, on Pods of Thunder.  Stretch's note: This is a movie for fags and pregnant women.

The man of size and the man of means run to the Shelter of their Love and prove they're not yet party-broken in another installment of Pods of Thunder.  Young Flanagan pretends he's a doctor, has a frighteningly familiar relationship with an ambulance driver, and gets spooked a bunch. Kelly Lynch claims to have never heard a podcast with such intense hemorrhoid vibes. 

In a move that will come to define the new boundaries of transformational leadership, the man of size and the man of means aborted their first attempt after 20 minutes. The reason? We were poddin' scared. We regrouped and like a phoenix this pod was born from the ashes of the previous attempt. Why was Flanagan late for his bus to NYC? What happened to Uncle Pat during the middle 90 minutes of this movie? How did Eric quit his bartending gig on New Year's Eve? We will answer exactly one of these questions on this episode of Pods of Thunder. Like young Flanagan, we're doing the best we can!

The man of size and the man of means introduce the 5th Beatle of Pods of Thunder to the studio to learn about the fascinating world of podcast production. We discuss Colin Farrell's punchable face, how to get a grieving father to murder you, and wonder about the nature of the relationship between the technician and the pre-cogs he's tasked with overseeing.   How do you take your podcasts? With Sugar? Optional. Cream? Fuck you, we're all out. Thunder? Mandatory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The man of size is asking the man in the mirror to change his ways, the man of means tells Target's ad wizards and Amazon's customer service specialists to Beat It, and Tom Cruise stars as Stacee Jax in a movie that is most certainly Bad. Why all the Michael Jackson references? Fuck you, that's why. Plus, a special appearance by the Hairlip Peach himself!

A blow by blow breakdown of the movie Blow, only 15 years later and starring Tom Cruise, and called American Made. Plus, Hai-Cruise commits HariKari, and Tom Berenger wants to in a new edition of "Other Tom".

Eric adopts a moniker and hates another acclaimed film, while Jeremy tries to make his own personal bitch-cakes happen with Elevator Dad

Eric imagines what Vanilla Sky looks like with Tom Arnold in place of Tom Cruise, and Jeremy talks about the bitter, the sweet, and introduces a new form of poetry: Hai-Cruise.

Eric fixes a button, Jeremy breaks a mirror, and the boys come together to live, pod, and repeat.

The boys take an hour long blow to deep dive into what is decidedly not "Spielberg at his best", it's time for War of the Worlds.

The boys recap Collateral for a second time thanks to Audacity's inability to save audio files. Eric looks for exit strategies while Jeremy struggles to differentiate between black women. Both hosts took extensive firearms training to prepare for this pod. 

The boys attempt to navigate a plot with more coils and curves than Eric's food poisoning ravaged large intestine as they turn their steely gaze to 2013's Oblivion.

The boys set their sights on the Scorsese/Newman/Cruise classic (unless you ask Eric) The Color of Money